I simply don't believe that this phone, after charging for so long, would shut down just because I unplugged it from the power strip! If it were me, I'd just grab the phone and run; stalling for a minute wouldn't be a problem, right?
Sometimes he even wondered if he was just not crazy enough, which was why he couldn't quite grasp their thought processes.
"Young man, you must become a great hero!" Time Chicken gave him a thumbs up and then prepared to run away.
"Don't give me that!" the young man retorted habitually, then his face darkened. "I won't believe you anymore. I shouldn't have listened to your nonsense in the first place. I don't need any of your help. Get lost!"
Witnessing all this, the king of the backwater burst into laughter: "Hahaha, this is amazing! Are you guys acting in a movie?"
"Acting in a movie?! What's that!" Time Chicken's expression hardened, and he finally made up his mind: "Today, I'm going to be the male lead."
"Young man, I know it's no use saying anything now. One minute, right? Stand still, I'll lure this dragon away."
Time Chicken slowly walked up to the Megalodon, but this time he was no longer afraid: "Your dad grew up on the grasslands, drinking dew when thirsty and eating grasshoppers when hungry."
"You wanted chicken, didn't you?! Here you go! Not all chickens are Time Chicken!!"
After saying that, Time Chicken turned and ran, shouting as it went, "Come on! Come and eat me! Delicious Time Chicken!"
"Time Chicken!" the young man exclaimed, seemingly deeply moved.
The Time Chicken, thinking the young man was worried about him, didn't turn around and said, "Don't worry about me!"
"Time Chicken!" the young man called out again with deep emotion.
The Time Chicken continued running with unwavering focus: "Don't worry about me!!"
"Time Chicken!! You forgot your gecko!!" The giant dragon beast behind the boy didn't follow the Time Chicken; instead, it stayed put.
[Under the boy's speechless gaze, the Time Chicken called out from afar, "Don't worry about me!!"]
"Hahahaha, that's hilarious... You don't have to worry about me... Haha, is it possible that the young man didn't intend to help you?! He only called you because you didn't lure the giant dragon away."
"Time Chicken, don't overthink it. The young man isn't calling you out of gratitude. He just wants to let you know that you forgot your gecko, hahaha!"
"For a fleeting moment, I thought I saw Ra's figure, but it was all a misperception. It was just my eyes playing tricks on me. Time Chicken is still Time Chicken...!!"
Everyone nearly burst out laughing at this scene. He acted as if he were bravely sacrificing himself for his country, saying that he would be the male lead this time, but he slipped away faster than anyone else.
Now we can redefine the phrase "don't worry about me"! What a great teammate! He's incredibly skilled at betraying his teammates, and those short legs are surprisingly fast.
You make it sound so nice, but really it's just an excuse for you to run away! Drinking dew when thirsty and eating grasshoppers when hungry—have these become your mantras? But the key point is, that's what you actually eat! And you seem to really enjoy it.
Everyone watched the Time Chicken run further and further away with a hint of speechlessness. What kind of education did it receive after losing its memory to become so despicable?!
Shen Jianxin's World: A Heroic Spirit
"Oh! I get it, this is the shameless sword technique from the Pure Yang Manual! He's even more skilled at it than I am." Shen Jianxin looked at the Time Chicken, which claimed to be luring away the Megalodon but suddenly ran away, and suddenly realized something.
Having this title not only puts one on the moral high ground, but also gives the impression of a fearless spirit of sacrifice. It's truly brilliant. This world is indeed too complicated; you can be betrayed without even realizing it.
100,000 Cold Jokes World
"Time Chicken..."
"Don't worry about me!" Time Chicken in the Gorge of Time replied subconsciously, then turned around and found that it was Boss Little King Kong staring at him with an unfriendly expression. He could only weakly say, "Boss, I know I was wrong."
"Sigh! Never mind..." Little King Kong looked at the Time Chicken and sighed, feeling a bit tired. He felt more exhausted than when he was saving other timelines.
He was certain that La was beyond saving, completely ruined by them! But he couldn't just leave him alone, after all, La had given his life to save the world in his past life, so he could only resign himself to cleaning up his mess.
As for the young man who was badly scammed, we can only offer him some benefits in the future. We'll help him if we can, since he's already suffered enough from being tricked by Time Chicken.
Chapter 237 Long-nosed brother, could you try a more natural pose?
Meanwhile, Li Jing and Pinocchio on the other side were also completely overwhelmed by the constantly shifting maze. They could barely stand, and Pinocchio was getting impatient: "Less than a minute left! Where is the seal?"
"We need to figure out how to get a foothold first." Li Jing was at a loss; even standing firm was a problem, let alone finding the seal.
[Then they discovered the broom the Queen had dropped, and without a word, they mounted the broom and flew away! However, their flying posture was rather strange.]
At this moment, Li Jing was floating in the air on a broomstick, with Pinocchio sitting behind him, his hands placed on Li Jing's chest, and the air suddenly became still.
This gesture made Li Jing a little embarrassed: "Um, Brother Long Nose... please try a more natural gesture."
Upon hearing this, Pinocchio silently rested his face against Li Jing's back!
[Li Jing immediately lost his temper: "I was talking about the hand gestures!! It's so awkward!"]
[Because time was running out, Pinocchio retorted somewhat hastily, "Let's not worry about such details right now."]
"Hahaha, that's hilarious! What kind of weird thought process does Pinocchio have? The most natural thing he does is lean his face in too... Hahaha... If you two were a couple, it would be quite natural."
"Pinocchio's gesture of placing his hand on his chest is so practiced! Does he often do this when he and Snow White are riding horses?"
"Isn't Pinocchio a bit more natural? Is there some misunderstanding... But if you ignore your gender, it's quite natural, even slightly romantic."
The people from other worlds couldn't help but chuckle at the sight. Pinocchio's unexpected action was absolutely hilarious. Why not just grab his waist? Why grab his chest? It's indecent! And what's more, he even leaned his face close to it.
If Pinocchio were a woman, the way he leaned in would seem quite natural, but the problem is you two are men! This makes it a bit cringe-worthy.
The World Under One Person
"Good heavens, why would an ancient person like Li Jing use a witch's broom?! Is this broom not controlled by magic, but has its own flight ability...?" Wang Ye couldn't understand the broom's flight principle at this point; it seemed more like it had its own flight ability.
In that case, I'm thinking of buying one of these brooms. It's even more convenient than a car or a plane! I just don't know if this broom is refueled or rechargeable!
The fact that anyone can ride it and fly proves that this is definitely a high-tech product. No wonder the Queen liked it so much. It must be expensive, which explains why she was so heartbroken when it broke.
"Okay, hold on tight." Li Jing thought about it and realized it made sense. He then steered his broomstick to find the seal!
"Ouch!!" Then the broom carried them both flying backward, crashing into the stone wall behind them.
Pinocchio, his head still sore from the fall, asked in great doubt, "Are you even capable of this?!"
Li Jing waved his hand somewhat sheepishly: "It's like riding a horse; practice makes perfect."
"Considering it's your first time riding a broomstick, I believe this was an accident! Hopefully, your skills aren't like Athena's—did you graduate from the same driving school..."
When the people from other worlds saw this familiar scene, they were reminded of an old friend, Athena, the so-called spaceship killer. It was exactly the same as her, the classic move of starting the ship by going backwards!
100,000 Cold Jokes World
"Why are you all staring at me?! It was all an accident before. I have a driver's license." Athena felt the subtle gazes from Thor and the others and said loudly with a slightly embarrassed expression.
"Stop pretending. Doesn't everyone know how valuable your driver's license really is?!" Little King Kong gave a deadpan look, then glanced at the River God beside him: "The real driving god is over there."
"Huh?!" The river god's smiling face showed a hint of doubt. I'm not the river god, when did I become the god of cars?
Athena stopped worrying about it and asked the crowd, puzzled, "Seriously, who knows how to drive a broomstick?! It doesn't even have a steering wheel..."
"..." Upon hearing this, everyone present fell silent. Not to mention how it was started, they didn't even understand how the broom flew up.
"Alright, there won't be any problems this time." Just as he'd said, Li Jing, now mounted on his broomstick again, had mastered the skill of flying through the ever-changing maze with practiced ease.
Li Jing, wielding his broom, continued searching for the seal's location. He then spotted the Rubik's Cube that had swallowed the key and pointed, exclaiming, "There it is!!"
They tried to move, but the maze was changing faster and faster, and they risked being crushed if they weren't careful. They could only keep dodging the shifting stones.
"There! Behind those two walls!" Pinocchio pointed to the ever-shrinking passage, where the Rubik's Cube lay at the end.
Looking at the narrow passage, Li Jing replied without hesitation, "We can't get through!"
"We can get through!! Giddy up!!" Pinocchio grabbed Li Jing's hair, and the latter could only cry out in pain before wielding the broom and rushing inside.
[Li Jing cried out in terror, "Wait...we can't get through!"] (Read thrilling novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
Pinocchio's eyes were fixed intently on the road ahead: "We can get through!!"
"Aaaaaah!! I can't get through!"
"It's passable!!"
Amid their screams, they barely managed to rush through at the last moment, but the end of the broom got caught in the closed passage, and the two of them fell to the ground due to inertia.
"Haha, a classic scene is being repeated! River Goddess Athena is impressed! History always repeats itself."
"I never thought that General Li would be ridden like a horse, and Pinocchio even used his hair as an accelerator."
However, Pinocchio couldn't argue with that since his nose hadn't grown longer when Pinocchio said he could pass by, it meant he wasn't lying. That's what Pinocchio thought.
Is there some kind of rule governing how they pass through these passages?! Is there some kind of rule that their tails will always get caught? But considering how absurd that world is, it's possible that it really is!
Super Beast Armed World
"It really does prove what Master Xuan Yizi often said: 'What has happened before will happen again.' It can't be said to be similar. It's exactly the same." Huo Linfei was amazed. It seemed to be the same situation as Athena back then.
The next time you hear the phrase "can't get through it," it means you'll definitely get through it. But this rule has a side effect: you'll inevitably get caught in the crossfire!
Poor Banniro's broom, it still didn't survive.
"I made it! 29 seconds left." Pinocchio glanced at the time displayed on his phone, which had fallen to the ground, and breathed a slight sigh of relief.
[Li Jing picked up the Rubik's Cube: "I need to figure out a way to open this thing as soon as possible. What is this...?"]
He gently twisted the Rubik's Cube, and the huge square maze rotated accordingly. Li Jing seemed to have an epiphany: "I know what to do!"
[Snow White on the other side was also ready, holding a credit card in her hand, and said softly, "Just swipe the card and the seal will be broken."]
Meanwhile, the young man, one hand pressing the power strip switch, the other bracing himself against the giant dragon's maw with his energy shield, watched the countdown on his phone and gritted his teeth, saying, "Time, please go faster!!"
"Time, please slow down!! I've already solved one side!" Li Jing anxiously gripped the Rubik's Cube, wishing time could stop.
"Hahaha... There's no harm without comparison. One (Li Hao) wishes time would go faster, while the other wants time to go slower. Snow White is the most leisurely, just quietly waiting for time to come."
"General Li's speed is impressive. He's never played with a Rubik's Cube before, yet he solved one side in just over ten seconds. He's truly gifted."
"There's only one good way in this situation: disassemble all the faces and then put them back together. Maybe that will work. How can you possibly solve a Rubik's Cube in just a few seconds?"
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