Li Jing and his duo were arguably the most unfortunate pair in this video. They finally found the seal, but then they still had to solve a Rubik's Cube. Even the people watching the video thought it was impossible to do it with so little time left. It would have been more practical to just smash the Rubik's Cube and take out the key.

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"One wishes time would go faster, while the other wishes time would go slower. What's going on? Isn't this a contradiction?!"

Athena's eyes turned into dead fish eyes as she looked at Little King Kong speechlessly: "Seriously, did these two owe you money in their past lives or something?! Why are they torturing them like this?"

She couldn't stand these traps anymore. With only a few seconds left, she wanted to solve a Rubik's Cube?! She should find a world champion; who could solve it...?

Chapter 238 You dare to harm Li Jing's son from Chen Tang Pass! I will not forgive you!

"How could anyone possibly assemble this?!" Li Jing frantically twisted it a few times, then speechlessly slammed it to the ground, where it bounced directly into Pinocchio's hands!

"I can do it!" Pinocchio smiled confidently. He'd been given a Rubik's Cube as a gift by the old carpenter when he was a blockhead and had no friends to play with, so he was quite skilled with it.

[Pinocchio's hands twisted rapidly, while Snow White placed her credit card into the POS machine!]

"It's solved!!" Pinocchio successfully pieced together the six sides, and without a word, pulled out the key hidden inside. Snow White on the other side also swiped her card.

[At this moment, the young man could no longer hold on and was bitten by the Megalodon. A beam of red light shot from the Megalodon's mouth, soaring into the sky! The young man had successfully held on until the seal was broken.]

The other seals also emitted light, which then traveled across most of the planet and gathered together in the air.

"They actually made it in time..." This scene was witnessed by the bird-like king on the spaceship. He lowered his head, then became excited again: "They actually escaped! That's... great!! Now I have a chance to implement the second plan."

[Then, the King of the Netherworld pressed the red button in the spaceship, and a rocket launched from the spaceship into space. Several small thrusters then split off from the rocket and attached themselves to the cosmic terminal station!]

"At the center of the cosmic terminal is a black hole. If the terminal explodes, the black hole will devour everything! I'll make this black hole collide directly with Earth at 497."

[After the King of the Netherworld finished speaking, the small thrusters attached to the cosmic terminal station began to operate, spewing flames from their backs to propel them toward Earth!]

"Cough cough!!" The group that had broken the seal were also teleported to the place where the light converged.

"Where's Time Chicken?!" Pinocchio landed, wanting to ask Time Chicken what to do next, but couldn't find him anywhere.

The young man said irritably, "Don't mention him. Anyway, we've already broken the seal! The portal to time and space must be here."

"I really can't understand the King of the Netherworld's thought process. The young men succeeded, and that's considered great?! If the first plan had succeeded, wouldn't there have been no need to implement the second plan...?"

"Time Chicken ran away, where else could it have gone? If it were me, I'd want to turn Time Chicken into roast chicken too, it's so disloyal!!"

Coming to their senses, the group realized something was amiss. Oh, where's Time Chicken?! Where did it run off to? They finally managed to break the seal, but without him to lead the way, how were they going to find the portal? He was the only one who knew the way.

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"Is Time Chicken still on the run...? But is someone chasing him?" Athena's lips twitched. Even Megalodon didn't chase you, so why did you have to run for so long?

At least look back! Why did you become such a coward when you were fearless before?! You never know until you're forced to! You managed to drag that fat body around for so long! Hurry up and come out and clean up the mess you've made!

"This poultry!! I'm definitely going to slaughter it and make it into poached chicken." The young man outside the video was furious. He never expected that his future self would be completely fooled by this cowardly Time Chicken! It even sold him out.

"Hahaha! Still thinking about saving the world?" At this moment, the King of the Netherworld also appeared in his spaceship, mocking, "You don't even dare use your吐槽 (tu cao, a Chinese internet slang term for sarcastic or offensive attacks) energy attack anymore, you're nothing but a piece of trash! You're all just a bunch of rabble."

"They can't even control their own destiny..."

"One hundred percent caught bare-handed, strike!" Li Jing silently drew his longsword and swung it down. The Bird-Dung King was astonished to find himself kneeling down and catching the blade without anyone noticing!

"Long-nosed brother, it's your turn!"

"King Bird, I warmly welcome you!" After saying this, Pinocchio's nose quickly extended, sending the bird-like King Bird, who was caught by the blade and unable to move, flying!

The King of the Bird-like Village crashed through the wall before finally stopping, then said with some disdain, "Hmph, not bad, but this level of attack is nothing to me... Ugh!!"

[Before the king could finish speaking, he leaned against the wall and started vomiting.]

The young man stared at him speechlessly: "It's nothing at all. What did you vomit up... Don't you have any shame?!"

"Holy crap! That's awesome! I was thinking before that even though Li Jing's move doesn't have any offensive power, it can control people, and then someone can just come and deal damage!"

"Pinocchio's nose is quite powerful; this attack actually made the armored King of the Birds, who was covered in poop, vomit!"

The people watching the video were also speechless... Seriously, isn't this your humanoid mecha armor?! Why are you vomiting when your real body is clearly on those tonsils?!

Don't be stubborn like this. You've already been hurt, haven't you? Since you're pretending everything's fine and even mocking others, then stop vomiting there. It's so embarrassing! You're just being too proud and suffering for it. I feel embarrassed for you!

"Hahaha!" The Queen, riding a broom, seized Snow White while they weren't looking, and the witches appeared as well: "You guys are really lucky! You managed to escape like that!"

"One hundred percent..." Li Jing sensed the danger and was about to draw his sword.

"Aolai Roar!!" The Bird-like King spat out a beam of energy from his mouth, creating a shockwave that rushed towards him. Nezha jumped in front of Li Jing, stretching out his hands to forcefully block the beam!

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"Daddy, watch out!" Nezha forcefully blocked the energy beam, injuring his hands in the process!

Seeing this, Li Jing immediately threw down his longsword and hurriedly checked Nezha's injuries, his voice filled with worry: "Nezha! Who told you to come and help this old man!"

"Are you hurt? Let me see!" Li Jing cried out in distress upon seeing Nezha's hands, "The skin on your hands is all broken!!!"

The King of the Bird-Till-Not-Poop Kingdom was somewhat surprised: "It's just a minor injury, not bad, kid!"

"You brat?! Do you know who he is?" Li Jing was furious upon hearing this address. "He is my son, Li Jing of Chentang Pass!!"

"How dare you hurt my precious son! I'll never forgive you!! You're going to die!!"

"How terrifying! His hands are all scraped up!!... They'll heal completely if left untreated. Li Jing is spoiling Nezha way too much! I can't believe he'd say 'my precious son' to him!!"

Everyone was utterly astonished by Li Jing's actions. Seeing Nezha injured, they immediately dropped their swords and rushed to check on Nezha's wounds without hesitation. "Are you really Li Jing, or is this Yin Shiniang?!"

And you're spoiling him a bit too much!! You didn't get angry when Pinocchio poked your butt, and you didn't even get angry when you were being chased... Now you're furious just because Nezha got a minor scratch on his hand!! You even want to personally kill the King of the Netherworld.

But for some reason, everyone felt their hearts softened when they saw Li Jing get angry for Nezha, and they inexplicably felt like crying.

Those watching the video, familiar with various Nezha myths and legends, felt a sense of relief. Nezha finally had a father who cared for and loved him! They would feel anger and resentment for Nezha's injury, rather than kick him when he was down!

This is the kind of relationship between Li Jing and Nezha that a true father and son should have! This is the most loving Li Jing they have ever seen towards Nezha.

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"Tch, it's just a scrape, is it really worth making such a fuss about?"

When Nezha saw this scene, although he said those words, his eyes inadvertently revealed envy. He also wanted his parents' love, but he was different; he was a monster.

"I'm a little monster, I kill without blinking an eye..." Nezha lay in the confinement room, crossing his legs and tapping out a rhythm as he continued to watch the screen.

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"How could this be? How could Li Jing say such a thing? How could he be angry because Nezha was injured!" Nezha said in disbelief. Is this something Li Jing would do?! It's good enough that he didn't help take my life.

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"Fire-breathing kid, I see that Li Jing treats Nezha quite well. Could it be that you have some misunderstanding about your father?" Yang Jian was a little puzzled, as Li Jing from other worlds seemed to treat Nezha quite well.

"Hmph!!" Nezha snorted coldly, offering no explanation. Didn't he know what kind of person Li Jing was?

Seeing this, Yin Shiniang looked rather strange: "Why does this Jing-ge seem more like a mother than I am?!"

Then I felt a sense of relief. That was great, at least Nezha in other worlds could live happily.

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"Daddy, you actually called me your precious son! I'm so happy!" Nezha happily pushed open the door, but didn't see Li Jing.

"Huh? Where's Daddy?! Isn't he in his room?" She tilted her head in confusion, then turned around and happily went to find Daddy.

"Phew!!" Li Jing, who was on the roof beam, breathed a sigh of relief when he saw Nezha leave. If he hadn't reacted quickly and hidden himself, he would definitely have been hugged by Nezha and accidentally crushed by that monstrous strength.

Then Li Jing's face turned furious. "You scoundrel, huh?! You dare to hurt my precious son? I wouldn't even dare to hit you!! I'll practice catching a blade bare-handed until I see you again, then I'll kill you!!"

Chapter 239 Nezha's coquettishness is deadly! (Literally)

"Daddy!!" Li Jing's words moved Nezha to tears, and he immediately gave Li Jing a bear hug.

Nezha happily hugged Li Jing and said in a spoiled tone, "Daddy has never called me 'Nezha baby' before. I thought Daddy always disliked me. Nezha is so happy!"

[However, this kind of coquettishness is not something an ordinary person can handle. Under Nezha's terrifyingly strong embrace, Li Jing seemed unable to breathe at all, and was foaming at the mouth: "Daddy is so sad!!"]

Seeing this, Nezha immediately let go, saying somewhat embarrassedly, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to!"

Li Jing, who had fallen to the ground, was breathing heavily. His face darkened, and he waved his hand dismissively: "I'm used to it…!"

"Hahaha, I was just feeling touched, but now the atmosphere is completely ruined! Even Li Jing's rising anger has been interrupted by Nezha!"

"Seriously, what kind of miserable life does General Li usually lead? He was almost broken in half by Nezha's monstrous strength just now, how can he get used to that?!"

Everyone stared in stunned silence, their eyes filled with admiration. General Li truly lived up to his title as the Commander-in-Chief of Chentang Pass! How many times had he suffered unexpected injuries at Nezha's hands in his daily life... and yet he could still get used to it? He was a true man!

Nezha's face and personality are indeed very endearing, like an innocent child, but!! They really can't handle this kind of life-threatening coquetry. Not everyone can survive in that superhuman environment like Li Jing.

Other people's kids whine for money, but Nezha whines for his life!!

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"Holy crap, Nezha blocked the energy cannon with his bare hands and only got a scratch. He almost strangled Li Jing to death with just a normal act of being cute. How strong is Nezha's body?!" Zhang Chulan was equally dumbfounded. Have you ever seen a child almost strangle their father to death with a simple act of being cute?

And Li Jing, don't get used to it!! How can you get used to this kind of death danger?! I know you love Nezha, but don't spoil him now, criticize him a bit.

Xu Si, standing to the side, was also speechless: "I can't believe I can see the saying 'a doting mother spoils her son' in Li Jing..."

With Nezha's physique, I wouldn't doubt that he could unleash a Kamehameha wave. He's simply a born genius at body training!

However, given Li Jing's heartbroken attitude at seeing Nezha get even a minor scratch, how could he possibly bear to let Nezha undergo body tempering?

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Hiding on the roof beam, Li Jing looked around and, finding no trace of Nezha, secretly breathed a sigh of relief. "Luckily, I had the foresight to hide just now, otherwise I would have ended up like him."

"Daddy, are you playing hide-and-seek with me? Nezha found Daddy!!" Nezha appeared on the roof beam at some point, happily poking Li Jing's thigh as he lay there!

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