Have you ever tried secretly playing on your phone under the covers and then your parents suddenly yanked the covers off?! Li Jing felt exactly that way right now, and was so startled by Nezha's sudden appearance that he fell off the roof beam to the ground.
"In the end... I still couldn't escape... Ugh!" After Li Jing finished speaking with difficulty, his eyes swirled like mosquito coils, and he fainted.
"Enough!" The Queen, holding Snow White hostage, interrupted the farce impatiently, saying, "Pinocchio, I've had enough of you! Now I'm going to turn you into a broom."
"No one is to move!" The Queen held a dagger to Snow White's neck, and the witches, wrenches in hand, approached Pinocchio with menacing smiles!
"Your Majesty, how much do you love brooms?! Designer brands aren't enough, now you want to make them yourself?!"
"As everyone knows, the Queen loves brooms! But she wanted to make Pinocchio into her beloved broom, so the Queen likes... hehe!! Those who know, know."
The onlookers immediately started making sarcastic remarks! "I can understand wanting to turn Pinocchio into a broom... but what are you doing with a wrench?! You've got the wrong tool!! Is there anything on this broom that needs tightening nuts?"
"Everyone, don't move!" Pinocchio shouted to the others behind him, concerned for Snow White's safety.
"You're so obedient. Don't resist at all." The Queen, holding a dagger, said to Snow White, "He really cares about you; it's so touching. Just watch as I turn him into my broom."
Pinocchio offered no resistance, allowing himself to be relentlessly hammered by the witches wielding hammers and wrenches.
"No...no, Pippi!! Don't worry about me." Snow White struggled to move forward, but the Queen held her firmly in place: "Shut up!"
"No, let him talk!" The king of the backwaters, always eager for drama, was lounging with his legs crossed, wearing 3D glasses and munching on popcorn, thoroughly enjoying the spectacle. "I love watching this kind of melodramatic plot," he declared.
"So you made brooms by smashing them instead of using magic? I guess I overestimated you. What are you doing with those wrenches? Are they more convenient for smashing people?"
"Damn it... I was just getting emotional, can't this bird-poop king please be mindful of the atmosphere? If you're just watching the show, then watch the show, why are you adding your own drama?!"
When everyone saw the 3D glasses, they were reminded of a line spoken by the Creation Staff in their minds: "The ticket price is twice yours!"
Why does everyone in that world seem to love wearing these kinds of 3D glasses?! And why is that bird-poop king watching a movie instead of attacking?! And where did you get that popcorn and stool from?!
What left everyone speechless was, "Weren't you watching it live? Why were you wearing 3D glasses?! Wasn't it immersive enough? If you got any closer, the hammer would be hitting your face!" (Read super-exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
"Don't you still dream of becoming human?! If you're turned into a broom, nothing will be possible anymore." Snow White continued to plead, unable to bear seeing Pinocchio turned into a broom: "Lying! Fight back, Pinocchio!"
"That doesn't matter anymore." Pinocchio, beaten and sprawled on the ground, didn't fight back; for Snow White, he was willing to give up his dream.
Snow White was also prepared to die: "Don't worry about me! As long as we defeat them, our world will be restored. It will all be as if nothing ever happened."
Pinocchio, head bowed, said, "That's precisely why I can't ignore this. If everything returns to normal, we'll both go back to our own worlds! We won't be together; you have your Prince Charming! You don't need me at all."
Seeing this, the king, who lived in a place where even birds wouldn't poop, ate his popcorn with even more gusto. The queen immediately mocked, "Oh my! How touching! Give it more force!"
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"One gave up their dreams for the other, and the other was willing to give up their own life, even to the point of tears... What a mutual love this is!"
"That's going too far, you bird poop king! Don't spoil the mood by eating popcorn at a time like this."
Everyone sighed after seeing this scene. As the saying goes, bystanders see things more clearly. Anyone with eyes could see at a glance that Pinocchio was ultimately too insecure and underestimated his importance in Snow White's heart.
The witches pounded on the ground again, and Snow White cried sadly, "I don't want a prince charming, I just want to be with you!"
Pinocchio shouted, "Don't be silly! I'm just a piece of wood. What's the difference between being made into a puppet and a broom? Prince Charming can protect you and give you a better life! What will you get if you follow me?"
Snow White answered without hesitation: "Love!"
Pinocchio turns away, unable to meet Snow White's eyes: "Your love should be with Prince Charming; that's the life you deserve."
"Pinocchio, how could you be so selfish?" Snow White cried sadly, "What right do you have... what right do you have to decide my life?"
"Whether it's right or wrong, I don't know. I only know... I love you!!"
This touching scene brought tears to the eyes of the "King of the Netherworld," who even stopped eating his popcorn and sobbed uncontrollably!
"Waaaaah... What a tragic love story! I cried buckets while watching it! You guys are just showing off your love here."
"And even the king of the backwaters is quite a sentimental person, crying his eyes out! But... isn't all of this your fault? What are you crying about?!"
"This confession is so embarrassing to watch! From now on, I'm shipping you two... To hell with Prince Charming!!"
No one expected that these seemingly unrelated fairy tale characters could spark a romance. Snow White's heartfelt words truly exceeded their expectations.
But is King Bird's Armor really that high-tech?! Your true form is inside your tonsils, yet your outer armor can still shed tears. Truly, it's cutting-edge technology.
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"Ultimately, the reason is that Pinocchio is too insecure. He thinks he is not good enough for Snow White! He even thinks that only a prince on a white horse can give him the life he wants." Tu Shan Rongrong saw through Pinocchio's heart at a glance. After all, when it comes to love, the Tu Shan fox demons are professionals.
Pinocchio, having been relentlessly pursued by the Queen, has once again put Snow White in danger! This makes him even more insecure, believing that he is utterly incapable of protecting Snow White.
"But he forgot that love is mutual! Pinocchio, what makes you think that being with you isn't the life Snow White wanted?!"
Who Snow White chooses to be with is not up to Pinocchio! She has the right to choose the life she wants.
The Time Chicken, by arbitrarily altering time and space, has inadvertently brought your worlds together—this is marriage! And because of this, you have fallen in love—this is fate! Whether you can seize this opportunity depends on your own destiny.
P.S.: The next chapter will be Li Jing's highlight moment, and also the most exciting part of the movie.
Chapter 240 A monster whose hands cannot be clasped together is not worthy to be my enemy, Li!
"I don't love you!!" Upon hearing Snow White's confession, Pinocchio stood up abruptly and roared, his nose instantly growing longer from his lie and knocking the dagger from the Queen's hand!
The young man quickly took Snow White's help and erected a protective shield of吐槽 (tu cao, a Chinese internet slang term for sarcastic or critical remarks) energy to block the Queen's flames! The Bird King, having thrown away his popcorn, was about to step forward when Nezha blocked his way!
"I'll cut him down!!" Li Jing picked up the sword from the ground and swung it down. The witches surrounding Pinocchio immediately knelt down to receive the sword.
This infuriated the Queen, who roared in a fit of rage, "Rotten wood!! The entire witch coven, attack! Leave no one alive!"
[Li Jing silently raised his sword and slashed down, then pulled the Empress over to catch the sword: "One hundred percent chance of catching a blade bare-handed, cut her down!!"]
The entire group of witches in front of them fell uncontrollably from the sky, their hands clasped together in a sword-catching stance. Pinocchio stepped forward and slowly said to the witches, "Actually, I was never jealous of Xuexue at all!"
[Pinocchio's nose instantly lengthened, and then he turned his head and dispatched all the witches kneeling to catch his sword.]
“You’re lying,” Pinocchio said softly, sniffing the air. “How could I not be jealous when I love her so much!”
"No matter how many times I watch it, I still think Li Jing's move is simply outrageous, a completely unreasonable control! Add one more person and he could take down the whole field."
"Pinocchio, are you sure that's still a nose? Holy crap, the effect is like a laser cannon, it can even sweep outwards!! The power is completely unreasonable!"
One is in charge of control, and the other is in charge of output. Li Jing and Pinocchio, you two are truly a perfect match! No wonder you were grouped together during the team formation.
Everyone felt like they'd been fed another dose of "May 17th dog food" (a Chinese slang term for witnessing public displays of affection)!! Pinocchio, you're far more capable than that Prince Charming, so this video should just be called "The Love Story of Snow White and Pinocchio"...
Looking at the Empress kneeling before him, catching the blade with her bare hands, Li Jing asked with some confusion, "Brother Long Nose, I forgot to ask you before, why is this person so persistent with you?"
[To say "entangled" is an understatement by Li Jing; he was practically trying to kill Pinocchio and his companions time and again.]
“That’s because…” Pinocchio leaned closer to the Queen and said sharply, “She’s my mother-in-law, who loves me the most, the most, the most!!”
[As Pinocchio finished speaking, his nose instantly stretched out and jabbed the Queen, who was still frozen in her sword-catching pose, flying away! He flew into the starry sky and transformed into a star!]
"You're lying!" Pinocchio sniffed, then added a complaint to Li Jing, "Being with my mother-in-law is so stressful."
Li Jing nodded silently. After all, he had been through it all; he understood.
"Haha, Pinocchio's nose didn't grow longer in the last sentence, but he did tell the truth."
"It turns out this is a tragic drama of a mother-in-law trying to break up a couple. This empress is just as persistent as that scoundrel."
Hilarious! Li Jing actually nodded along with Pinocchio's last line! It's unbelievable that even Li Jing, the general of Chentang Pass, felt pressured by the role of his mother-in-law. It seems that all men are the same when facing their mothers-in-law.
Just how much does Pinocchio hate the Queen? His nose is so long it's almost breaking through the atmosphere! It seems the carpenter who created Pinocchio is no ordinary person either; he's definitely a master craftsman.
The king of the backwater, watching all his recruited men being wiped out, felt somewhat bored: "This is really pointless. You can't rely on anyone these days. You have to do everything yourself."
The young man was somewhat puzzled. Why was he still so confident? He replied, "Now that it's just you left, you can't possibly beat all five of us."
"That's not accurate," the Bird King retorted, then looked up at the warship in the sky and shouted, "Birdvis!!"
[As the King of the Netherworld shouted, the warship's computers began to operate automatically, and numerous black clones opened their eyes, landing on the ground and surrounding them.]
"My goodness!" This scene shocked Nezha.
[While the clones were holding off Li Jing and the others, and the young man was too afraid to attack due to his inner trauma, the King of the Bird's Dental Crush easily defeated him!]
"I have to thank you this time. Thanks to you, I was able to find the Gorge of Time!" The Bird-Poop King punched the young man, sending him flying.
[The King of the Bird's Dental Crate walked towards the young man, constantly mocking him, "You clearly wanted to be a hero, but you blew up the Earth. This time it was Time Chicken's fault, and you were always there to clean up his mess. So you're definitely not hero material."]
The young man, however, suddenly realized something and looked at his hands, which hardened. "So what if I can't be a hero? If it weren't for the Time Chicken, I wouldn't even have a chance to start over."
"As he said, time is something that, even a slight alteration can lead to unexpected consequences."
The king of the desolate land trampled the young man under his feet and said disdainfully, "So no matter how much you change things, the world will be destroyed."
The young man closed his eyes in anguish, admitting his mistake: "No, if I had accepted from the beginning that I was the one who destroyed this world, none of this would have happened. It was my fault from the very beginning."
"Well said! Young man! Now hurry up and run!" Time Chicken ran past him, not forgetting to praise him.
The young man was startled and exclaimed, "Where did you come from?!"
"What nonsense are you talking about? Didn't I go and distract the giant gecko for you?" Time Chicken, covered in sweat, was still fleeing for its life.
The young man immediately retorted, "You didn't even try to lure them away, okay!"
"And what's chasing me?!" The young man then discovered that a large group of Megalodon beasts had appeared behind the Time Chicken, relentlessly pursuing him.
The king of the bird-in-the-middle-of-the-way poop and the young man were completely stunned: "Where did you get so many from?!"
"Hahaha, as expected, Time Chicken is a source of laughter from the moment it appears. It's so funny... Hahaha, it's almost over, and it's still running."
"Looks like I really misunderstood you, Time Chicken! I thought you really abandoned that young man and ran away... So you didn't even realize from the beginning that you hadn't lured away the Megalodon?!"
"Don't worry about me..." At this moment, everyone was speechless, remembering the brainwashing words of the Time Chicken. Had the Time Chicken been running ever since then?! It's crossed almost half the planet!
You have to understand that the young men had to break the seal to be teleported here, but the Time Chicken ran directly from the place of the seal to get here... This distance is something even a marathon champion would be ashamed of!
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