Also, I never expected that someone as fat as you would have such stamina! You really can run.
How did you manage to lure such a huge horde of Megalodons into chasing you?! If you had just glanced back while distracting the young man, you wouldn't have ended up running this far!
Time Chicken truly lives up to its reputation as a walking joke; viewers felt there was a mountain of things to criticize... And now, are you sure you lured it away instead of attracting it?!
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"I never imagined I'd misjudged him. I thought he'd chickened out and abandoned me, but it turns out he was just too stupid to notice." The young man suddenly felt a pang of guilt. It seemed the Time Chicken really was there to lure away the Megalodon!
Then that feeling of guilt vanished instantly. Had Time Chicken gone to the Jurassic period?! Where did it attract such a huge bunch of dinosaurs? Things are already chaotic enough, don't make it worse! Do you want them to die even faster?!
Athena, still traveling with Little King Kong, watched the video and silently muttered, "How long and how far has Time Chicken run?!..."
"I don't know, it seems to have started running from the middle of the video and has continued until now." The River God tilted his head and thought for a moment.
Little King Kong exclaimed in amazement, "Tsk tsk... It's a pity that he doesn't run marathons with such stamina and endurance."
"Was it a lottery prize or a free gift with a phone top-up? How hard are you trying? This is over the top!!" The boy being trampled underfoot also started to complain, gathering "complaint energy," and the cross-shaped ahoge on his head began to glow.
Then, with a flash of golden light, the young man appeared directly in front of the Time Chicken, saying irritably, "If you're not going to help, then don't make things worse!"
The King of the Bird's Den was unconcerned: "So what if you've collected more吐槽 (tu cao, a form of online criticism) energy? You're worried about your energy going out of control, so you don't dare to attack at all."
"You're absolutely not cut out to be a hero. You'd better just watch..." Before the King of the Bird-like Land could finish speaking, he was swatted away by a giant golden hand, and the clones entangled with Nezha and the others were instantly wiped out by a golden light!
[At this moment, the young man, now in a different outfit, floated in the air, wearing a black bodysuit that shimmered with golden light, a dark green cloak, and a cross-shaped ahoge (antenna-like hair sticking up) on his head that gleamed with gold.]
"You're right, I'm simply not cut out to be a hero. I'm meant to be the villain who blows up the Earth, so let's see... who's worse?!"
"Holy crap... Is this Superman or Green Lantern?! Can he really have this much power just by making sarcastic remarks? Energy is completely not conserved, you know...!"
"This is the 'complaint energy' that La mentioned before. It really looks extraordinary; it's turned him into a superhero! He does look kind of cool!"
So where's the remaining energy for acting foolishly? Is that why they act foolishly from time to time...? No wonder the gods of that world act stupid from time to time. It seems it's really too dangerous; even the smartest people would lose their intelligence if they went there!
[The young man was entangled with the Bird King, while the Megalodon was charging towards Li Jing and Nezha!]
Nezha clenched his fist and was about to step forward when Li Jing stopped him: "Stop! Don't make a move!"
Pinocchio quickly said, "General Li, the two of us alone can't defeat these monsters!"
Li Jing drew his longsword, calmly watching the giant-toothed dragon beast charging towards them: "You don't need to do anything. Leave it to Lao Fu to deal with."
[Li Jing's sword flashed, and he landed directly behind the Megalodon. Time Chicken, Pinocchio, and the others were astonished: "He didn't catch my blade barehanded?!?"]
Then, a blood-red line appeared from the center of the Megalodon, which tore in two as if it were made of paper.
Li Jing said calmly, "A monster who can't even put his hands together is not worthy to be my enemy!"
The remaining dinosaurs adorably waved their claws, trying to see if they could put their claws together, but were ultimately swiftly defeated by Li Jing!
[At this moment, large red characters appeared next to Li Jing: "The Number One Swordsman of the Shang Dynasty! Li Jing!"] (Read exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
This scene left everyone watching on the screen speechless. They couldn't believe their eyes! What happened to the promise of being harmless? It was over in seconds!
"Holy crap!! That was absolutely awesome! General Li, you're so powerful and domineering! Your incredible control and high damage output are simply invincible!!"
"Those who can put their hands together should obediently come over and accept the sword, and those who can't put their hands together will be instantly killed? Can't you be reasonable for once? This is simply an invincible existence."
"Truly worthy of being called the number one swordsman of the Shang Dynasty, his swordsmanship is like that of the River God, a complete conceptual crushing victory...!"
If the video hadn't been broadcast, who would believe that such an unreasonable sword technique actually exists in the world?! Those who can't even put their hands together aren't even worthy of being Li Jing's opponent; those who can should obediently come over and kneel down to receive the sword!
Isn't this targeting Yang Guo?! Even someone with only one arm would be instantly killed... directly put on the kill list, this seems a bit too targeted.
And who would have thought that the reason for the extinction of dinosaurs was actually because they couldn't put their hands together in prayer position! It's a complete joke...
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"Holy crap! This is practically the strongest crowd control skill and a 0.6 HP kill skill. It's either kneel down or die, it's that simple." Liang Bing was stunned. In all her years of traveling in the universe, she had never seen such an outrageous skill.
I thought that being able to catch a blade barehanded was harmless, but it turns out that the rules are the boss, and those who don't meet the conditions die instantly.
This was already the umpteenth time she had been surprised. She felt like she was about to have a heart attack if she kept watching. This universe was truly terrifying. She didn't know if her divine body could withstand it.
The Legend of Nezha: Prequel World
"This is the power of law itself! It's either kneel down or die; there's no way to resist." Master Yu Ding, hiding inside the cave, nearly fainted upon witnessing this scene. Could this magic truly be mastered by a mere mortal...?
This makes absolutely no sense!
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"Will mortals in the future all become this powerful?..." Athena's expression turned detached, and she suddenly had a thought of giving up. In the end, it was still the gods who couldn't keep up with the times. Were all these skills aimed at becoming invincible?
Thinking about it this way, I suddenly realized that the Queen Witch was really lucky. She was able to chase Li Jing and Pinocchio for so long and still be alive. If Li Jing had even a little bit of murderous intent, he probably would have killed her long ago.
Moreover, Li Jing is invincible in both one-on-one and team battles! In a one-on-one fight, he can control one of your opponents; in a team battle, he can control all of them, forcing them all to kneel down and accept his sword. Those who can't be controlled are killed instantly. They simply have no choice.
"Li has practiced swordsmanship for many years and has never injured anyone. It turns out he wasn't bragging, but was just being modest!" Little King Kong recalled what Li Jing had said before. He had thought that Li Jing had no offensive power and that's why he hadn't hurt anyone. It turned out that Li Jing had just controlled his sword well...
Chapter 241 Time Chicken Battle Form! Transformation!!
Meanwhile, on the other side, the young man, after fully charging his energy, was like a completely different person, taking down clones with a single punch. Even the King of the Bird's Nest was somewhat amazed: "He's so strong! Changing clothes really makes a difference."
"Fine! You forced me to this." The Bird King shouted towards the sky, "Birdvis! Activate the fusion program!!"
Upon receiving the order, the clones on the warship, who were entangled with the boy, stopped what they were doing, their eyes rolling back, and then simultaneously turned upwards.
As more and more clones gathered in the air, even the young man standing nearby couldn't help but exclaim, "They really do have a fusion function!!"
The clone spread its arms wide, chanting as it merged together, "I'm here to form a body!!"
The others shouted, "I'll form the limbs!!"
The true form of the "King of the Netherworld" even struck a pose, one hand on his hip, the other over his eyes making a peace sign: "I'll form tonsils!!"
The young man couldn't hold back any longer: "What's the point of forming tonsils?! Are they for causing inflammation?!"
"You can't beat them if you change their skin. That's what makes skins important. After all, these days, looks equal skill!"
"Good heavens, it can even combine into one! Artificial intelligence plus armor technology and then clones, and now it can even combine into one! Just how much black technology does this armor contain?"
"Hahaha... Now that you've merged them, aren't these tonsils a bit redundant? I have to say, the King of the Netherworld really has a special fondness for tonsils, or does he have some unique fetish? I don't understand, but I'm quite shocked!!"
Even those outside the video couldn't imagine the bizarre thought process of the "King of Nowhere to Poop." What's the point of having tonsils?
Seeing this, everyone just wanted to say, "Tonsils, please sit down. It's not your turn to get inflamed yet!"
What's even more baffling is that you, a villainous boss, are trying to act cute and adorable?! It's completely out of character for you; are you trying to be funny...?
After combining, the Bird King became a gigantic miniature giant. Upon seeing this, Nezha, Li Jing, and the others immediately rushed forward, only to be driven back in less than a second.
Even the young man who had just been fighting the King of the Bird's Dental Crack was knocked to the ground with a single punch. Just as Li Jing and the others were helping the young man up, the entire planet suddenly trembled.
The young man turned around in astonishment to find that the final destination of the universe had begun its collision with Earth and was already breaking through the atmosphere!
[The King of the Bird-Turtle, due to the fusion, had a deep voice, and said with a hint of smugness, "You have no chance of winning. The final destination is about to collide with Earth. At that time, the black hole will devour everything. Hehehehe!!"]
"The scene of the cosmic terminal crashing into Earth reminded me of an old friend, Ultraman Ace, who was known as the loser in the Ultra Gang of M78."
"Brothers, the situation is urgent, let's kill the King of the Birds! I didn't expect that this saying would be so applicable in a situation like this."
Thinking of this, everyone felt a little regretful. It was a pity that there was no gang of Ultraman in that world, otherwise Ultraman would have been the most suitable person to take action in such a big scene.
I really don't know how Ra resisted the immense attraction of this idea when he created it. It's a pity that Ra has lost all his memories, otherwise he might have had some way.
You mean the reincarnated Time Chicken?! Come on, don't make things worse... After watching the videos, who doesn't know that the Time Chicken is completely unreliable?
The young man, recalling the devastation after the Earth's explosion, angrily charged at the King of the Netherworld: "I will definitely defeat you!!"
The young man's body transformed into golden light, rapidly attacking the Bird-Poop King. However, his attacks were like flies to the massive Bird-Poop King, who easily caught him with a single hand.
[The Bird King threw the boy with all his might, sending him flying back and creating a deep crater in the ground. The boy felt pain all over his body and struggled to his feet, crying out, "Bird King!!"]
All of this was observed by Time Chicken, who then lowered its head and slowly stepped forward, as if it had made up its mind, and said, "Young man, leave the rest to me!"
"So what if you can combine! Your dad can transform into a battle form!" Time Chicken stretched out its wings, grabbed the nameplate around its neck, and then ripped it off.
"Transformation?!" The young man was astonished; he had never heard of him possessing such an ability!
"I never expected this! So many years have passed in the blink of an eye. And yet, I've encountered someone worthy of fighting for me again." Time Chicken spoke with a touch of melancholy, then put the nameplate on his head, rubbing the scar on his face, seemingly reminiscing.
"Is it coming?! It seems like it's going to turn back into a Ra. I knew it! How could it not have evolved and made its move after all these years? It was just hiding."
"After watching the unreliable Time Chicken for so long, the thought of Ra coming back again gives me a great sense of security."
"So he actually regained his memories a long time ago. Now we finally have something to fight. He created all the brain-twisting ideas, so he should be able to solve the brain-twisting idea that's about to collide with the sky!"
Suddenly, everyone started to feel a sense of anticipation! Could this so-called transformation into battle form simply mean reverting to his original appearance?!
And judging from the way Time Chicken touched the scar on its face with a look of emotion, everyone knew that Time Chicken had definitely remembered its battle with Zeus back then!
I wonder what Zeus's expression will be when he sees his old buddy return?! He'll probably be beaming with undisguised excitement and exhilaration!
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Zeus, upon witnessing this scene, was not filled with excitement as others might expect; instead, he was filled with doubt: "What?! Ra can transform into a battle form?! I've never even heard of that."
Zeus, who grew up with Ra, knew exactly how many hairs were on Ra's body, but he had never seen Ra transform, let alone have a so-called battle form. He had never even heard of it.
Zeus thought about the unreliable personality of his reincarnation as the Time Chicken and suddenly had a bad feeling. Was he... playing a trick on him?!
After all, his touching of the scar on his face doesn't prove that Time Chicken has remembered his memories. Time Chicken has already given several versions of the scar's origin story; who knows what he might be thinking now?! (Read exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
Meanwhile, in the universe managed by Ra, his subordinates were all getting excited.
"Great! Lord Ra is finally getting serious. He'll take care of that bird king in no time."
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