The subordinates were practically in tears. It had been such a long time coming. Time Chicken had completely disgraced the Southern Universe, but finally, he had risen up! Now they were going to win back all their pride.
La quietly distanced himself from these fanatical subordinates, because he also had a bad feeling! ! I can still transform into my battle form?! I didn't even know that myself.
"Time Chicken, Battle Mode! Transform!!" Time Chicken's expression turned serious, and it roared angrily, raising its hands forcefully towards the sky.
A golden light burst forth from his body, and flames erupted around him. The Time Chicken leaped out of the flames, spreading its wings and flinging out numerous feathers!
[The neck became more slender, the body took on the shape of a bird, and three tail feathers appeared! A phoenix silhouette emerged from the golden light!]
Both the young man and the king of the bird-in-the-middle were blinded by this powerful aura. The young man was filled with astonishment: "Could it be...!!"
"Holy crap!! It's a phoenix! I never thought Time Chicken could transform into a phoenix in its battle form! He's been hiding his abilities for so long."
Even the people watching the video were startled by the sudden appearance of the phoenix! That's the phoenix from mythology! Who knew this Time Chicken's battle form was so powerful?! They thought it was just transforming back into a god, but it turned out to be a cross-species transformation!
"I really underestimated you, Time Chicken. I never expected that Ra would still have such abilities after reincarnation. It's absolutely astonishing."
Now, dealing with the king of the bird-in-the-middle-of-the-world will be a piece of cake! Everyone's hearts began to race with excitement; they never imagined they would see a phoenix in their lifetime.
Fox Spirit Matchmaker World
"A phoenix?! I'd like to see it for myself." Under the Tushan tree, Tushan Yaya also showed a rather interested expression, after all, she also wanted to see what kind of power the legendary phoenix possessed.
"Can the Time Chicken really turn into a phoenix?!" Tu Shan Rongrong was a little worried. With the Time Chicken's big belly and short legs, even if it turned into a phoenix, could it fly?
But it's clear now that Time Chicken's transformation is indeed successful. Regardless, let's take a look.
100,000 Cold Jokes World
"This is definitely a hoax... The species has changed, you know!! And you don't even have a transformation form." Zeus couldn't help but chime in first.
Nuwa sighed, "Alas, this joke has gone too far. What will others think of us, who are also among the Four Heavenly Gods?"
Northern God Hong Qigong: "Don't give up too soon. Who knows what changes La might undergo after his reincarnation? He might actually change!! La, what's your opinion?!"
"..." Feeling the gazes cast upon him by the other gods, Ra, the person involved, fell silent, indicating that he had nothing to say.
At that very moment, the four main gods who had existed since the beginning of creation suddenly covered their faces with their hands, feeling that they shared in the shame of Time Chicken's disgrace and were now too ashamed to show their faces.
She roared inwardly, "Why is my personality like this after reincarnation?!"
Chapter 242 So what if it's a black hole?! Come out and kneel down to receive the sword!
When the light faded, everyone was dumbfounded. The phoenix they had imagined didn't appear; instead, Time Chicken remained its short-legged, chubby form, striking a classic Bruce Lee pose and proudly announcing, "Transformation complete! Ta-da!!"
The scene fell silent for a moment. Even the giant, bird-like king was stunned, placing his hands on his knees, appearing quite docile.
"Uh... has anything changed?!" Pinocchio asked through gritted teeth.
"Of course! Look!" Time Chicken lowered his head slightly, gesturing for everyone to look at the nameplate on his forehead! The nameplate, which originally bore the three characters "Time Chronicle," now had the two characters "Battle" added to it!
Those who witnessed this scene were overwhelmed with absurdity, unsure where to even begin. They began banging their heads against the wall, utterly ashamed of their earlier folly! Had they lost their minds or been bewitched to believe the Time Chicken's nonsense?!
What a load of change! Where's the phoenix from before?! They just added the word "battle" to the sign, and it's handwritten, the notes aren't even dry yet!!
"Where was that magnificent aura just now...? How did you create that golden light and the phoenix's shadow?"
"This transformation was a complete waste of time; all that was left were chicken feathers scattered all over the place. Looks like it's destined to be roasted!"
At that moment, everyone immediately roasted Time Chicken, thinking he had regained his memories. Turns out he'd just made a fool of them. So, Time Chicken, what were you doing just now? Performing some performance art to relieve their stress?!
"And don't forget, you're the villain, you bird-poop king!! Is it appropriate for you to just stand there and watch like that?"
Looking at the obedient posture of the king of birds, no one wanted to say anything more. It's like building a house by the sea – taking this to the extreme!
Fox Spirit Matchmaker World
"It's changed... but not completely changed! Is this little fat chicken really that shameless?" Even the usually aloof Tu Shan Ya Ya was speechless at this moment. She would definitely kill this chicken and have it with her wine one day. She was so looking forward to it just now.
Bai Yuechu rubbed his eyes and muttered, "Looks like my eyes are ruined. To mistake this Time Chicken for a phoenix, I must be blind..."
This time, Time Chicken really left him speechless. It was like a toad looking for a frog. It didn't dress fancy, but it played with a lot of fancy things and loved to cause trouble.
Shen Jianxin, a man of chivalry and righteousness
"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter! Look at their stunned expressions! Anyone who believes that is an idiot." Shen Jianxin laughed heartlessly. After watching so many videos, he had already figured out how unreliable that world was. The more serious the part, the more unexpected things would happen.
As it turns out, it was indeed true! Time Chicken's actions this time were truly beyond everyone's expectations. Even the villainous Bird King looked completely stunned.
However, his appearance made the sect leader Li Wangsheng's lips twitch slightly. He had actually believed the Time Chicken's nonsense! After all, who would dare not believe it after that shadow had just appeared?
But Shen Jianxin, if you say that, aren't you just saying I'm an idiot? As the sect leader, do I still have any dignity?
So Li Wangsheng could only smile along with Shen Jianxin, as if to say, "I knew it all along." But his smile seemed somewhat awkward.
100,000 Cold Jokes World
La was extremely embarrassed at this moment. Although he had guessed it, the strange looks from his subordinates still made him feel ashamed.
"After all, this world is made up of吐槽 (tu cao, meaning to complain or criticize) energy and 做傻 (zuo sha, meaning to act foolishly) energy. It seems that I have been deeply affected by this energy after my reincarnation." La could only try to remain calm and fool his subordinates.
"Oh, I see! I knew it... No wonder it's Lord Ra, he saw through the situation at a glance." The subordinates started to fill in the blanks in their minds, and then showed expressions of sudden realization. No wonder it's the knowledgeable Lord Ra.
La sighed almost imperceptibly, silently praying in her heart! Time Chicken, please stop with the tricks and schemes, I can hardly keep up with you anymore.
After seeing the words above, Li Jing and Pinocchio couldn't help but complain, "It's just a suffix!"
The cross-shaped ahoge (antenna-like hair sticking up) on the young man's head, the very device that collects his吐槽 (tu cao, meaning to criticize or ridicule) energy, shattered instantly. His body suddenly began to tremble, and the young man quickly covered his mouth, as if something was about to escape.
"My benefactor?!" Li Jing quickly knelt down to check on the young man's condition: "Why do you look so unwell? Are you about to vomit?"
[Then several lines of text fell out of the boy's covered mouth.]
[This transformation is so shabby! The suffix was just added on; at least draw some abs on it!]
[The young man could no longer hold back and released his grip, his entire body soaring into the air, golden light emanating from his mouth, from which words of unspoken criticism continuously floated out!!]
"This energy...it can't be!" The King of the Netherworld suddenly wondered, then instantly realized, "It must be because I wanted to say too much just now, causing my brain to short-circuit. The energy for complaining went berserk!!"
"This is absolutely outrageous... I've seen people go crazy with anger, but this is the first time I've seen someone short-circuit their brain because they had too much to say."
"Just how good at making sarcastic remarks?! He's even made his cross-shaped ahoge (antenna-shaped hair sticking up) burst, and the way the words are spinning around him... are you going to digitally evolve into a sarcastic monster?!"
Goodness, this is the first time they've ever seen someone turn their rants into text! Even the most outrageous things have to follow some basic principles, does this even make sense?
Time Chicken, you really have committed many sins! You've completely baffled this young man.
The World Under One Person
"This is just ridiculous... Isn't this turning all the things I want to say into bullet comments?!" No wonder the young man was driven crazy by the criticism, and even Wang Ye himself felt that it was full of things to complain about.
Why are you spitting out text?! It's practically turning into bullet comments! Bullet comments are normal on TV, but it's really abnormal for you to be doing it in the real world!
How did you manage to do that? Is this吐槽 (tu cao, a form of online commentary/criticism) energy really that magical...? Last time it directly blew up the Earth, and this time the吐槽 energy has gone out of control again, is it going to blow up again?!
The young man transformed into a black silhouette, surrounded by a cluster of highly energized text that swirled around him, guiding him towards the final destination of the universe!
"Young man! Stop! If this energy gets out of control, you'll blow up the Earth!" Time Chicken shouted urgently at the young man.
The King of the Netherworld coldly said, "It's no use. He's already lost consciousness. You can just watch as Earth gets blown up again!"
Suddenly, the young man stopped moving and assumed a fighting stance towards the "Bird-Pooping King"! After his rampage, the young man defeated the "Bird-Pooping King" in just two moves, knocking him to the ground.
"No! My benefactor hasn't regained consciousness at all!" Li Jing immediately realized something was wrong with the young man.
Pinocchio, looking at the boy who had once again become still, added, "That means he's fighting on instinct now."
"Young man, you're amazing. Since you can fight based on instinct alone, it seems that the Time Chicken's transformation wasn't useless after all. At least it filled up your吐槽 (tu cao, meaning to roast or criticize) energy."
"General Li is indeed knowledgeable and experienced. He can always detect new changes immediately. His experience alone is more impressive than anyone else here."
"Is it really necessary to go through all this trouble to take down this bird king? Just have General Li control the bird king, and the rest of you only need to break one of his arms, and Li Jing will easily take him down!"
Thinking about it this way, it seemed quite feasible. So far, it appeared no one could break Li Jing's hard control! If they could just control the King of the Netherworld, wouldn't he become a sitting duck, allowing them to shoot at him at will? (Read thrilling novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
The young man, relying entirely on instinct, was faster than ever before. The King of the Bird's Poop couldn't land a single attack on him; instead, the King was forced to retreat steadily.
"Cosmic吐槽 Attack!" These words appeared in large red letters beside the young man. With a wave of his hand, a massive barrage of text comments attacked the Bird-Poop King, blasting the combined Bird-Poop King into pieces. The text comments continued their relentless march into the depths of space.
[Then the Bird King returned to its original size and crashed heavily back to the ground. The young man, who had been in a black state, also returned to his original form and went back to the ground.]
"So what is this?! Is it a rant about energy attacks, or is it a demonstration of knowledge being power? The sheer volume of this rant is beyond description..."
This move completely stunned everyone; this is absolutely cheating!! Who the hell can summon a barrage of attacks to boost their team?!
The barrage attacks are bad enough, but isn't this a bit too powerful?! It's practically flying into space! What if someone traveling in space accidentally gets hit by it? Can they use insurance...?
"Even if you defeat them, your worst fears have come true: this world will be destroyed by your own hands once again." The King of the Bird's Nest continued his mocking gaze at the unconscious boy before him, still unwilling to give up.
[Li Jing, Time Chicken, and the others were anxiously calling out to the young man, "Wake up!!"]
The contingency plan left behind by the King of the Netherworld has arrived: "It's useless. Even if he wakes up, this world will still be destroyed."
[Time Chicken sensed something was wrong and looked back: "The final stop, oh no...!"]
The cosmic terminal landed on Earth's ocean surface, then began to collapse from the middle, revealing a pitch-black void before everyone's eyes. A black hole-like suction force devoured everything on the ground!
"The black hole will devour everything; you'll all be waiting to die." The Bird King returned to his spaceship, preparing to escape: "Birdvis! Accelerate! Escape the black hole's gravity!"
[Even with increased power, the spaceship remained immobile: "The spaceship cannot be shaken off."]
The young man awoke to the shouts of the Time Chicken and was desperately holding his spaceship in place!
"Birdvis! Full power!" But the spaceship still didn't move. The Bird King was starting to panic: "Why are you stubbornly holding on like this! Even if you regain consciousness, the black hole is still there. You can't save the world at all!"
"Who said I was going to save the world!" The young man grinned mischievously. "I'm going to destroy your spaceship, destroy the black hole, and ruin all your plans!"
The young man pushed the spaceship, along with the king of bird droppings, into the black hole, and was sucked in himself! The black hole's gravity began to stop.
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