"Young man, you actually destroyed the black hole with your吐槽 (tu cao, a form of online criticism) energy!" Time Chicken looked at the shrinking black hole with a hint of sadness.

Nezha quickly erected a monument for the young man, scattering flower petals around it and placing a photo album in the center. He then began to pay his respects, his voice trembling with tears: "My big brother is gone!"

"You unfilial son! Don't bring such bad luck!" Li Jing drew his longsword and pulled the young man from the darkness into his knees, accepting the sword!

“Brainhole… an old acquaintance. Why was it so peaceful there before, but here it’s become like a black hole, frantically devouring everything.”

"Hahaha... Nezha is so cute. No wonder Li Jing dotes on him so much. But wasn't he a little too fast? The stele is already erected. If it had been any later, it would have been time for a feast."

"Holy crap!! I knew Li Jing's move was invincible. Even a black hole couldn't stop the rules of catching the sword. It directly made the young man break free from the black hole's gravity and obediently come over to catch the sword."

Damn it, Li Jing, you're the black hole! You can even suck people in from a black hole! Even the gravity of a black hole can't stop your sword moves. In the end, you're the protagonist.

I never thought this trick could be used to save lives. If you had been there back then, Little King Kong wouldn't have needed to be reduced to words. You could have pulled them out in no time!

And Nezha, how did you manage to prepare the grave, even the picture frame and flower petals, in just a few seconds? You provided a one-stop, full-service memorial service! Anyone who didn't know better would think you had some kind of grudge against the young man!

Super God Academy: Heroes of the World

"Escape even the gravity of a black hole... isn't that a bit too exaggerated?" He Xi was slightly speechless. His older brother was talking about a black hole. Couldn't he at least show some respect and give him some face?

After watching the video, she finally understood. In short, don't treat Li Jing like a human being. Apart from his physical body being that of an ordinary person, what skills does he possess that a human could have?!

Now look what's happened! They're not even giving a black hole any face, just pulling people in like that...

100,000 Cold Jokes World

"Is it really that easy to come up with a creative idea?!" La was dumbfounded when he saw Li Jing's actions. As the creator of creative ideas, he had studied them for countless years, and no one knew better than him how terrifying they could be.

You must know that this is a gravitational pull that even the power of the Creation Staff cannot escape; they can only wait to die there.

But what did he see now?! Li Jing simply swung his sword and pulled him back... This forced skill is too forced! Is he really a mortal?!

P.S.: First of all, thank you all for watching, as this is my first time writing a book.

The next chapter will be the end of Ten Cold Jokes after we see Little King Kong (after all, Little King Kong's baby look is a classic)!

Let's start by discussing the significance of those 200 million bullet comments... You all probably already know what that means!

Chapter 243 The Stay-at-Home Husband, Little King Kong! Taking Care of the Kids and Mopping the Floor

"He's been sucked out of the black hole!!!" Everyone cheered when they saw the young man.

After the danger passed and night fell, Snow White and Pinocchio held hands tightly and had a very melodramatic conversation: "Pinocchio, I was so worried, so scared, so terrified! I thought I would never see you again."

"Xuexue, I was worried, I was scared, I was terrified, I thought I would never see you again..."

The young man was unconscious when he was pulled out of the black hole. He was only woken up by this ridiculous conversation: "Enough!! Cough cough... cough cough!!"

"Young man!" Time Chicken exclaimed excitedly upon seeing the young man awake, immediately embracing him tightly. "I knew you were alright! I was so worried about you!"

The young man, somewhat embarrassed by his appearance, teased, "How come you've caught their influence too?"

[Time Chicken wiped away its tears: "Getting old makes it easier for sand to get in your eyes. Cough cough...!"]

"So the young man was unconscious when he was sucked out of the black hole. Li Jing's move, which forced even an unconscious person to take the sword, is truly amazing!!"

"Even a black hole couldn't steal Li Jing's head. Even the King of Hell would be completely dumbfounded looking at the names bouncing around in the Book of Life and Death!"

As expected of a bug-like setting, even Newton would be crying in the bathroom. Conceptual skills are just awesome! He can even lock onto a target, regardless of whether you're unconscious or not! He'll just teleport you over to take the sword first!

And Time Chicken, you said you're old! What about your hands? Still not fully developed? Even now, people still can't forget the hand that supposedly represents the product of puberty.

"I think there's a reason why the Queen is chasing them. They're always showing off their love here. Who can stand being tortured like this every day?! I feel sorry for Prince Charming again."

And the dialogue between Snow White and Pinocchio sounds so awkward! Isn't this a classic line from a Qiong Yao drama?... You need to remember you are Snow White, not some Princess Huanzhu!

Fox Spirit Matchmaker World

"That's it?! So the purpose of the Time Chicken's transformation is just to make the young man complain..." Bai Yuechu couldn't understand what the difference was between the Time Chicken's transformation and the addition of two other things. Isn't this still that little fat chicken?

Tu Shan Rongrong squinted at the screen, then turned to Bai Yuechu: "Didn't you realize that their existence was meaningful?!"

"Meaning?!" A cold voice came from the side. Tu Shan Ya Ya didn't notice any difference in their group assignments. The only difference was that Li Jing and Pinocchio were truly unlucky and miserable.

Tu Shan Rongrong nodded and continued, "Li Jing and his son represent family affection, Snow White and Pinocchio represent love, while the young man and the Time Chicken simply symbolize friendship!"

The existence of these three groups is symbolic, representing three kinds of human emotions.

[The Time Chicken calmed itself down and slowly said, "Alright! Now you can enter the portal!"]

"But this place has been destroyed like this! Could the portal to another dimension have been destroyed too?" The young man looked around anxiously, knowing that the battle had turned the entire area into ruins.

Furthermore, given the devastation caused by the black hole, the spacetime portal might have been destroyed.

[The Time Chicken looked reassured and confidently said, "Don't worry, that's a portal to another dimension. Come with me!"]

[Then, under the moonlight, the Time Chicken led the group to the gate of time and space. Above the enormous gate hung a clock, and the gate itself was decorated with carvings from Greek mythology, giving it an exceptionally ancient and mysterious appearance.]

Amidst the surrounding ruins, the Gate of Time stood out starkly. The young man stared blankly at the gate before him: "This is the Gate of Time?! If I had known from the beginning, I wouldn't have gone through all this trouble!"

"This is the Gate of Time and Space!" The Time Chicken didn't point to the main gate they'd just seen, but instead pointed to the entrance of an apartment-like structure below.

The words "Gate of Time and Space" were still taped on the door, but because of the tape's stickiness, one corner had come loose and fallen off.

[It's completely lost the grandeur and magnificence we just saw; no matter how you look at it, it's just a small house with a note casually stuck on it.]

"No wonder you didn't see it; this is obvious enough." Time Chicken glued the loose corner back on.

"Isn't this just an ordinary door?! Add four big characters and it becomes a Time-Space Gate! No one would believe it!"

Even those watching the video felt that Time Chicken was being mischievous again, messing with the young man. After all, it wasn't the first or second time.

After all, the magnificent gate we just saw, with its clock sculpture and ancient, mysterious aura, looked much more like a portal to another time than this dilapidated one!

What drove everyone even crazier was those words on the door! If you really can't do it right, at least carve them on as a nameplate, instead of just writing a few words on a piece of paper and sticking it on, what's the point?! If you're going to stick it on, at least stick it on properly, can you be any more perfunctory? It'll be gone in the wind, okay?

Some even suspected that the Time Chicken couldn't find the location of the Time Gate, so it just wrote something on a random sign, stuck it on a doorway, and started fooling them!

Believe it or not, Time Chicken has a history of such behavior; it's not good at anything else. But its ability to shift blame and deceive people is absolutely outstanding.

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"This is the portal to time and space?! It's absolutely hilarious... Hahaha... When I was in college, even the entrance to my dorm was more impressive than this." Inside the NaDuTong Company, Zhang Chulan burst into laughter upon seeing this. It wasn't that he didn't want to believe it, but rather that this portal was truly hard to believe.

Even the Time Chicken in the Canyon back then was more impressive than this; at least it had some mystery, didn't it...?

The young man couldn't hold back any longer and blurted out, "Even if I saw it, no one would believe me!! Why is it such an ordinary door?!"

[Time Chicken crossed its arms and its expression turned serious: "Although the style is a bit ordinary, behind this door lies the Temple of Time and Space!"]

"The Time-Space Administrator, Little King Kong, is in the Time-Space Temple."

Upon hearing this, everyone present hesitated. Pinocchio said sadly, "Entering this door will change our lives."

Nezha whispered, "Nezha will become a normal child too."

Li Jing and Snow White said in unison, "Wait a minute!"

"As expected, Snow White couldn't bear to part with Pinocchio, and Li Jing couldn't bear to part with Nezha. They were both worried that once everything returned to normal, things would really go back to the way they were before."

Everyone here had already figured out Li Jing's thoughts. Perhaps Li Jing had complained before, but he didn't care whether Nezha could become a normal child or not. He was content as long as Nezha was his child.

After all, Li Jing had shown no less care and concern during this time, and perhaps he had already subconsciously accepted Nezha's appearance.

Snow White, on the other hand, couldn't bear to be separated from Pinocchio, fearing that if time and space returned to normal, the two of them would never meet again, and she might even lose all her memories of Pinocchio.

The young man glanced at the expressions of the people behind him, paused for a moment, and then said, "I understand. This was all caused by me, and it's time for me to end it."

"Leave the rest to me!" The young man placed his hand on the handle and glanced back at the Time Chicken.

The Time Chicken smiled gently, took a small step back, and gestured for the young man to open it.

The young man pushed open the portal to another dimension, and a dazzling white light came into view!

The young man's eyes widened in astonishment, then quickly turned into a blank stare, for upon approaching, he saw a blond-haired little gorilla carrying a child on its back and mopping the floor with a vacuum cleaner.

"...!!"

Silence fell over everyone, even those watching from outside the video. They had imagined many things that would happen after the portal opened, but they never expected it to be like this.

Holy crap! What kind of time portal is this?! Just call it Little King Kong's Home! What's with this overwhelming family atmosphere?!

Where is the time-space manager, Little King Kong?! They only saw a stay-at-home dad, taking care of the kids and mopping the floor... Moreover, the door and the interior are completely different styles. The inside is a luxurious decoration. Couldn't they have changed the door to something better?

100,000 Cold Jokes World

"Oh! Little King Kong has a child now, got married, huh! Impressive! And he even takes care of the child himself." Athena looked at Little King Kong, who was being beaten up by Xiao Qing, with a mocking expression.

"Slap slap... Tell me, whose child is this?" Xiaoqing beat Xiaojingang with a face full of grief and indignation. She had long heard the saying that a child born of heaven is no match for a child born of heaven, but she never expected it to happen to her.

With his face bruised and swollen, Little King Kong could only sob and whimper, "Mmm-hmm-hmm—"

"Speak like a human! Slap slap..." Xiao Qing, enraged, slapped him twice more. Xiao Jingang was speechless with frustration. "You're choking me, I can't say a word!"

While Athena was enjoying the show, a screen suddenly appeared in front of her, and Zeus appeared on the screen: "Athena!! Look at them, people younger than you are already married, and some even have children."

"Yeah yeah!!"

"I think that one is pretty good...!" Athena's numerous aunts and uncles appeared behind Zeus and began to urge him to get married.

Athena could only stammer with exasperation; she never expected to get caught up in this gossip herself! Dad, you're just nagging me because you see other people have kids and you want a grandchild too!

Chapter 244 So, do you know my name?

Just as the young man was still staring blankly at Little King Kong mopping the floor, a sudden noise made him turn around.

"Honey, the supermarket has a huge milk sale today!" At that moment, the more mature Xiaoqing excitedly pushed open the door, wearing a rather revealing bikini and her beloved adventure outfit, holding a supermarket discount coupon in her hand.

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