This was the first time anyone had ever seen someone who had a significant presence throughout the event, even someone who could be considered a main character, yet no one knew their name or had uttered a single word by the end.
Li Jing called the young man his benefactor, and Nezha called him his elder brother... Uh, thinking about it, everyone's faces fell. So the video is over, and they still don't even know the main character's name?!
What's there to be afraid of having a name that's infamous for eternity?! Who would even know your name?! What difference does erasing it make... it's all the same anyway.
P.S.: It's over. Time to catch up on the anime series.
Chapter 245 Tai Er Zhenren! Business: Proxy Exam Cheating
As the video went dark, everyone realized that it was truly over, which completely broke the patience of some people who were used to watching videos for entertainment every day!
"No way, it's over already! What happened to Time Chicken?! I wanted to keep watching him make a fool of himself."
Actually, what everyone really wants to see is the story of Nezha, after all, that's their childhood. Now that Nezha has a father who loves him, they really want to see how they get along.
Perhaps hearing the echoes from the audience outside the screen, the screen, which had gone dark, lit up again, and another line of subtitles appeared.
[Nezha Side Story - "Writing About a Father!"]
"Whoosh!! Take off! Look what I found, I can never get enough of it."
To everyone's surprise, the story of Nezha was indeed shown as they had hoped, but the title seemed a bit... intriguing! Was it meant to be a message to a father?!
[The video opens just like the previous one, the only difference being that it begins with Madam Li receiving the sword!]
"My lord! Please spare the ball!" Madam Li knelt on one knee and accepted the sword with both hands.
Li Jing had never seen anything so bizarre: "My wife, don't stop me! You've been pregnant for three years and six months, and now you've given birth to such a monster! Is there some kind of demon causing this?"
Their gaze fell upon the stone-like sphere beside them; such a bizarre sight was definitely the work of a monster!
[Madam Li, her face covered in cold sweat, still managed to explain, "My lord, this is not a trick to steal our child. To be honest, this is a collection of boogers I've accumulated over the past three years of doing nothing but picking my nose. 'Three-six-three'"]
[The screen showed Madam Li's recollection, her expression appearing somewhat lewd.]
Li Jing even became somewhat exasperated: "Wife, could you be any more boring?"
"The opening scene is somewhat similar, but also seems different, with more details than before!"
"Big sister... I was eating, did you have to start with this nuclear-level energy? It's really hard to guard against!"
"Hahaha... Madam Li's appearance this time is really too damaging to her image... Hahaha! Now that it's all being broadcast, Madam Li will probably have to live in a different world."
Everyone who witnessed this scene was barely able to contain themselves! Madam Li, you really need to be mindful of your image! Is it appropriate for someone as beautiful as you to do something like this?
And you are Lady Li of Chentang Pass! How bored are you? You've been picking your nose for three years and the boogers could have formed a ball!
Now they feel that Madam Li's image in their hearts has been completely shattered.
At this moment, Mrs. Li from the world of "100,000 Cold Jokes" also felt too ashamed to face anyone and buried her head deeply in the quilt... In a sense, she had already suffered social death!
Nezha, the Demon Child Reborn
"No, I didn't! Don't look at me, I wash up properly every day." Madam Li in this world hurriedly waved her hands, denying it repeatedly. Although she had done some things that were not in line with her image, nothing was this outrageous!
Li Jing sighed as he looked at his wife, who was flustered and trying to explain herself: "Wife, I haven't said anything yet."
"Nezha, you believe your mother, right?" Madam Li looked at Nezha expectantly and took a step towards him, but little Nezha silently took a step back.
Madam Li was on the verge of tears; it was like mud had gotten into her pants—she couldn't wash it off! Only now did she realize what it meant to have her reputation ruined!
"Daddy!" The voice from behind made Li Jing turn around happily, forgetting that the voice had sounded a bit rough just now.
A muscular man in a red jumpsuit sat upright on a stool; his face was somewhat rugged, and some might even believe he looked older than Li Jing.
"Pfft-"
The completely unexpected scene made everyone cough up blood! Damn it, where is my adorable Nezha?! Before, Nezha's cute face was enough to cover things up, but now this appearance was simply unbearable.
Who is this rugged, tough-looking man? Could this be the consequence of Little King Kong returning to the timeline?! The side effects are far too severe!
The next scene was the same as before: Li Jing pretended to strike, but Nezha caught the blade with his bare hands.
Li Jing angrily sheathed his sword: "Even so, I, Li, am a man of handsome appearance, and my wife is beautiful as a flower! How could we possibly have fathered a wild boar like you?"
"I see! Since Father doesn't like it, then so be it. Actually, after I was born, I had another chance to redefine my appearance." The rugged version of Nezha finished speaking and emitted a dazzling light. Then, Li Jing sat down in front of the computer and began selecting options.
"Please select the image you wish to portray!" Several character images appeared on the computer screen for Li Jing to choose from!
Li Jing could only select the character in silence, constantly complaining: "What kind of simulation game is this? It even has an avatar selection feature, and it's a girl! I've never seen a Schwarzenegger-esque female character before!"
After choosing his profile picture, Li Jing swallowed hard and looked at the revealing outfits. His voice smirked slightly, "This outfit?! Something's not right, hehe... but I like it."
After making his choice, Nezha reverted to his original cute face, his body remained incredibly tall, but the area beneath his head was completely different.
"It's still the same world after all. Even after birth, you can create a new account just like in an online game! This is outrageous."
"He's quite the enigma, seemingly very proper. I never imagined General Li was one of us, hehe... You know what I mean, you all know!"
"General Li is in trouble. He's been screwed over by this trashy simulation game. They only set his face and clothes, but not his body! Everything has gone back to square one."
Everyone in the other worlds was utterly astonished! This was simply unbelievable; they never imagined it was possible to delete an account and start over! And to make matters worse, how could Li Jing, a person from the Shang Dynasty, possibly use a computer?!
While Li Jing was choosing clothes, everyone couldn't help but want to persuade him... Stop! Lord Li, that's your child, you'll regret this for the rest of your life.
But what left everyone speechless was the choice of avatar and clothing. It's truly typical of you—Hatsune Miku, Sailor Moon… even Rei Ayanami! Is there anything you wouldn't dare to copy?
The World Under One Person
"What kind of trashy online game is this?! They only give you avatars and clothes, but not character stats! Isn't this just blatant ripping people off?" Zhang Chulan looked up at the sky with a somewhat Zen-like expression. He really couldn't understand what kind of world this was, where you could delete your account and start over right after you were born. (Read super exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
Fortunately, he has returned to the adorable Nezha he once was, so his figure doesn't matter anymore, since we've gotten used to it.
Li Jing sighed as well, after all, it was his own choice: "So be it! There's no way to prove you're not my biological daughter now, so let's just consider you a stronger one."
"Ugh, Daddy, you're so mean!" Nezha blushed and squirmed, giving Li Jing a light slap as if in slow motion.
Li Jing reached out to block, but it was useless. He was sent flying through the air, spinning countless times before crashing heavily into the wall, leaving a deep crater.
"Although he's a bit cute, he's a real man!"
Upon hearing this, Li Jing could no longer contain himself and spat out a mouthful of blood.
"Hahaha, that's hilarious, General Li! How could you possibly think that his muscular physique belongs to a girl? If all else fails, you might as well donate his eyes."
"Damn, Nezha is born with superhuman strength! That seemingly gentle slap, like a child's coaxing, sent General Li spinning through the air so many times! Guo Haihuang exclaimed that he was an expert! Anyone who didn't know better would think that General Li had used a top-notch technique to neutralize force!"
Everyone burst into laughter at the sight. Others would whine for money, but Nezha whine for life! They were reminded of the last video where Li Jing looked terrified when he saw Nezha had only scratched his hand.
I still can't help but admire him. He truly deserves to be called the one who loves Nezha the most! Even now, in this state, he treats it as if he has given birth to a strong daughter and has no intention of giving up on her.
[The scene shifts to Li Jing training his troops in the drill ground when a voice calls out from behind him: "Master! Master! Reporting to you, a Taoist priest is requesting an audience outside."]
"Oh?! Please, invite them in quickly." Li Jing hadn't expected anyone to visit at this time.
A man dressed in a yellow robe with the Bagua symbol printed on the back approached Li Jing: "Oh, not bad. I've long heard of General Li's skillful command of troops, and seeing you today, I can confirm that your reputation is well-deserved."
"Master, you flatter me. If you don't mind, please come to the hall for a chat." Li Jing finished speaking, pointing his hand towards the sky, then pulling downwards, and the two appeared in the hall.
"Hey! Isn't this the Tai Er Zhenren that I met by chance on the train with Little King Kong?! That makes sense, after all, according to legend he is Nezha's master, so he should be here to take on disciples at this time."
"Holy crap?! What other skills does Li Jing have? He just pulled up like that and directly moved his position."
This guy is incredibly skilled! Li Jing is practically a cheat code. Putting aside his conceptual ability to catch a blade bare-handed, his ability to move people around in different scenes is simply unbeatable.
Everyone was speechless. Just how many abilities are you hiding?! Weren't you supposed to be the number one swordsman of the Shang Dynasty? How come you can even teleport?
Li Jing bowed to the Taoist Master Tai Er and asked politely, "May I ask, Taoist Master, what famous mountain and what cave do you reside in?"
"No, no, not at all! This is my business card, please accept it." Master Tai 2 reached into his pocket, then handed over a wooden plaque.
Li Jing looked at the business card in his hand: "Tai 2 Zhenren of Jinguang Cave, Qianyuan Mountain... Contact information: just shout it out."
[The back also lists our main services: exorcism, wedding and funeral services, homework copying, and exam cheating!]
"It's Taiyi! Why are you reading it with Arabic numerals?" Tai Er Zhenren immediately flipped the table and complained.
"Why would the Shang Dynasty have business cards?! Isn't your contact information a bit too casual, Tai Er Zhenren... Pfft, hahaha, just thinking about people calling him Tai Er Zhenren when they contact him makes me laugh."
"This business scope is quite broad?! No wonder Time Chicken didn't want its wages docked; has that world already gotten this chaotic?"
Well! Another drop in prestige, Taiyi Zhenren has become Tai Er Zhenren, this business scope is too wide! Exorcising evil spirits and catching ghosts is normal enough, but doing homework is one thing, but even helping someone cheat on an exam... and the word "cheating" is misspelled!! It's really hard to imagine your professional abilities.
The people from other worlds were starting to lose their composure; their preconceived image of an ethereal being had crumbled... Dude, you're a god, are you really serious about all those jobs you do?!
Fox Spirit Matchmaker World
"Damn, these are all great ways to make money! You can escape poverty and become rich in no time, earning a fortune of ten yuan!" Bai Yuechu's eyes practically lit up with greed, as if he could already see the opportunity to get rich. 5.
What puzzled him, however, was that these days, even gods need to make money by writing cheat sheets for others?! This industry is ridiculously lucrative. How are us mortals supposed to earn a living?!
Prequel to the Lotus Lantern
"Hahaha, my junior brother has actually come to this day! How insightful!" Master Yuding laughed heartily in a mountain cave. The last time he was this amused was when the Jade Emperor's son couldn't count!
"Too silly... Pfft, hahaha, weddings and funerals, homework writing?! Hahaha... I can't take it anymore, I'm dying of laughter."
The thought of his serious junior brother helping people with weddings and funerals made him want to laugh, not to mention helping them cheat on exams. Now let's see how his junior brother can be serious.
Meanwhile, Nezha was quietly asking his master, "Master, are you short of money? No wonder you're living in a cave. If you're short of money, just tell Nezha! Nezha will buy you a house."
"And should we consider changing our Taoist name?!" Nezha asked cautiously.
"…!" Taiyi Zhenren watched as Nezha's face turned bright red with anger, his reputation ruined! He could even see his senior brothers starting to laugh at him, perhaps already calling him… Taiyi Zhenren!!
P.S.: I saw some comments suggesting I write about the Nezha chapter, so I'll write about it then, since the later parts are really touching!
Also, a big thank you to that Heroic Chieftain for his continued support and donations! Thank you, I'll speed up the updates.
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