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Chapter 246 Yi Qi Liao Yin San (Part 2) Why not just call him Li Gou Dan?! What do you think?

"Ahem... My lapse in composure!" Master Taiyi coughed, putting his hand to his mouth, before regaining his composure: "I have indeed been appointed Master Taiyi of the Golden Light Cave on Mount Qianyuan!"

"Having heard that General Li has had a son, I came to offer my congratulations. Today, I have come specifically to visit your son! I wonder what your opinion is?"

Seeing that this person had come to offer congratulations, how could Li Jing not be pleased? He immediately smiled and said, "Hehe, thank you for your kindness, Master. I will call my son out right away."

At this moment, Nezha peeked out from outside the door in a very cute way, and asked in confusion, "Daddy, is there something you need?!"

Seeing this, Master Taiyi smiled generously and praised, "Oh my, your son is quite handsome and adorable!"

"Remember what you just said, I hope you won't regret it later! Cute, definitely cute... provided you only look at the head,"

"I can almost picture Tai 2 coughing up blood. It's really hard for anyone to imagine that two completely unrelated parts could actually be put together."

Everyone chuckled to themselves upon seeing this, after all, who would have thought that beneath the Maserati's exterior lay the engine of a tractor, which was incredibly powerful!

It can be said that its power source is unknown, but it becomes stronger when faced with strong opponents.

"You flatter me, Master!" Li Jing turned to look outside the door: "Son, come and pay your respects to the Master!"

At this moment, Master Tai Er looked as if he had figured out the plan, and felt smug: Li Jing, you don't know, this child is the reincarnation of our disciple Ling Zhu Zi, who graduated but didn't have a job.

[In order to secure a place for us in the Heavenly Court, we placed it in Chen Tang Pass! So that it can participate in Jiang Ziya's rebellion against the Shang Dynasty and the overthrow of King Zhou! Only then can we be granted the title of god. 10]

After a rapid mental search, Master Tai Er adopted a villainous expression.

"Hmm... I understand the logic. Lingzhu is so cute. Blame Time Chicken for turning into this."

"Good heavens, is everyone this competitive now?! Even Lingzhuzi, who graduated from which school, can't find a job."

At this point, everyone watching the video was speechless! This was definitely the most ridiculous reason they'd ever heard for reincarnation; couldn't they at least make something believable?!

Just because you graduated and didn't have a job, you were reincarnated?! That's so down-to-earth and realistic!! And just how difficult is it to live in your world?

Furthermore, given the scope of your business, Master Tai Er, what kind of job could Ling Zhuzi find after learning it?! Would he be able to do other people's homework, cheat on exams, or do the same things as you?

Fox Spirit Matchmaker World

"Are reincarnations nowadays all given such outrageous reasons?! Isn't that a bit too casual?" Tu Shan Rongrong had already put it very tactfully.

This is more than just casual; it's downright reckless. Who knows how many powerful demons are still within the territory of Tushan, anxiously waiting for the Tushan fox demons to complete their reincarnation and continue their destinies?

As a result, Lingzhuzi was unable to find a job, so she reincarnated... This makes those great demons seem quite foolish, considering that they had basically given up half of their demonic power and the magic treasures for continuing their love in order for their lovers to be reincarnated.

They said they'd reincarnate, and that's how they got away with it!

Birth of the Demon Child World

"So I'm not a monster at all, I'm the reincarnation of the Spirit Pearl?!" The demon child Nezha looked at his mother with hope, hoping she would say it was true.

Madam Li hugged Nezha tightly: "Although there may be differences due to different worlds, you are not the reincarnation of a spirit pearl, but you are definitely not a monster either."

No matter what, Nezha was her child, born after she was pregnant for three years and six months. How could he possibly be a monster?

Nezha didn't struggle in Madam Li's arms, but the light in his eyes dimmed slightly. If that's the case, he really might be a monster…

The World Under One Person

Inside the Na Du Tong Company, Zhang Chulan was speechless: "What Tai Er Zhenren said is too down-to-earth. Now I'm a little afraid to look at the Investiture of the Gods directly. I can't help but think of it as the civil service exam of the Heavenly Court!!"

Xu Si gave him a look that said, "You've hit the jackpot, kid: So you've really struck gold by letting you join NaDuTong Company! Didn't you see how many times people reincarnated just to get a permanent position?"

If we think about it another way, did Tai Er Zhenren want Ling Zhu Zi to take the Investiture of the Gods exam, become a civil servant, and then join the Heavenly Court's establishment?

I must say, that's incredibly thoughtful!! So, was Jiang Ziya the examiner, and the Investiture of the Gods the list of successful candidates?!

Just as Master Tai Er was lost in thought, Nezha knelt before him, clasped his hands together, and bowed, saying, "Your son greets the Daoist Master."

"Who is this guy?!" Looking at Nezha's muscular physique and handsome face, Tai Er Zhenren coughed up a mouthful of blood, gritting his teeth as he spoke.

"Wow... Wow... Impressive!" Tai Er Zhenren's smile was somewhat forced, but he still managed to give Li Jing a thumbs-up.

Li Jing was already used to this, and even advised, "Master, there's no need to force yourself."

"Hahaha! You didn't expect this, did you? You've been reincarnated and look like this. Your face is cute, but your body is definitely burly."

"Tai Er Zhenren, don't force yourself. I knew everyone would be speechless when they first saw Nezha!"

Judging from Tai Er Zhenren's appearance, he must have been surprised that apart from resembling Ling Zhu Zi from his previous life, he was a completely different person, which caused him to break through his defenses.

"Ugh! Even if the real person said that, I wouldn't be happy anymore!" Nezha became shy and fidgety, her voice as melodious as a young girl's, before finally delivering a gentle slap.

Having experience, Li Jing immediately shouted, "Be careful, Master!!"

"Such a powerful palm strike, truly worthy of my disciple." Master Tai Er thought with some admiration. Seeing the palm drawing ever closer, he remained unmoved, seemingly unconcerned: "However, I possess divine power; this is nothing, not even a hair on my head..."

A crisp, pleasant slap rang out, leaving Master Tai Er completely disoriented. After spinning around a few times, he slammed his fist heavily against the wall behind him: "Ah!!"

[Tai Er Zhenren fell from the wall and knelt on the ground, blood continuously flowing from his mouth. Li Jing tenderly placed his hand on his back and asked worriedly, "Zhenren, are you alright...?"]

"It's...it's nothing!" Tai Er Zhenren said in a hoarse voice, then covered his face with his hands, somewhat incredulous: "Is this guy really the Spirit Pearl?! And what's with that brutal slap?" (Read exciting novels on Feilu Novel Network!)

"The face is definitely right, but what's with that lump of muscle under the face? No, no, no... this is indeed the Spirit Pearl, I personally brought him into my womb!"

"No matter what happened, the most important thing now is to take this reincarnated person as my disciple."

"Haha, I'm dying of laughter! Is this what it means to not even hurt a single hair on my head?!... It's truly amazing. It's already spun far fewer times than Li Jing. After all, Tai Er Zhenren only spun twice, so this is quite impressive!!"

Everyone burst into laughter upon seeing this. What a divine protection! It was practically a lightning-fast slap in the face! And this Nezha's attack probably doesn't have any magic-breaking or guaranteed-hit attributes, right? It feels like anyone who comes here will have to obediently take a slap.

"Hahaha, Nezha's slap made Tai Er Zhenren doubt his life. If it weren't for the fact that he personally put the Spirit Pearl into his womb, he would have started to doubt whether he had mistaken the person for someone else."

This can't even be described as innate superhuman strength. Although this Master Tai Er's business isn't exactly legitimate, he's still someone who can get to know Little King Kong. How could someone without some ability get to know Little King Kong?

However, Nezha was able to break through Tai Er Zhenren's defenses.

"This child is exceptionally intelligent; let him become my disciple. When he comes to my humble abode in the future, I will impart the Daoist teachings to him. What do you say?" The Second Master looked at Li Jing, inquiring about his opinion.

"Excellent!" Li Jing was more than pleased, as it would be perfect if someone could help him take care of his child. "I am deeply grateful for your kindness, Master. However, my son is not yet named. I will offer him a name and request that he become your disciple."

After hearing this, Tai Er Zhenren's face darkened, and he broke out in a cold sweat, thinking, "Naming someone? Naming is so hard to come up with, I hate naming people the most. What name should I give them..."

"I've got it! Li Jing's eldest son is named Jinzha, his second son is named Muzha, and his third son will be named..." Tai Er Zhenren had a flash of inspiration, thought for a moment, and finally said the name: "Li Gou Dan! What do you think?!"

“Li…” Li Jing’s smile was somewhat forced, then he added, “Nezha, haha, a good name, a good name!”

"Thank you for your kindness, Master. I am deeply grateful!" Li Jing didn't give Tai Er Zhenren a chance to object and directly decided on the name.

"Hahaha, this Tai Er Zhenren is a real naming genius. The mythological story was almost not called 'The Legend of Nezha,' but 'The Legend of Dog Egg'... Pfft, I can't help but laugh, it's hilarious just thinking about it."

"Li Jing had it tough! He could only force himself to say it was Nezha. Didn't you see that Master Tai Er kept insisting that he was talking about Gou Dan...?"

Suddenly, a familiar melody echoed in the minds of everyone in the other worlds… He is our little hero, Little Dog Egg!! Then they awoke with a start, realizing how terrifying it was.

The name that Tai Er Zhenren gave me sends chills down my spine just thinking about it. Luckily, Li Jing changed it back, otherwise it would have ruined my childhood.

The Legend of Nezha: Prequel World

“Li… Gou Dan?!” Upon hearing this name, Nezha suddenly felt a chill and looked at his master, Taiyi Zhenren, with a resentful gaze, as if to say, “Are you serious?”

"Disciple, that wasn't what I said. Why are you looking at me?! Go settle the score with him, I have nowhere to vent my anger." Taiyi Zhenren flicked his whisk in annoyance. At this moment, he also had his own grievances to express, he had nowhere to vent his anger at being called Tai Er Zhenren.

Now look what's happened! Another person who can't come up with a name! What will everyone in the Three Realms think of him?!

I don't know what the people of the Three Realms think of him, but Yu Ding Zhenren is already laughing like crazy, slapping the table frantically: "The Jade Emperor's son can't count, and Taiyi Zhenren can't name people!! Hahaha, that's so insightful! Write it down, write it down."

On the other side, Yang Jian at the mouth of the Guanjiang River smiled slightly. He almost called Nezha Brother Dog Egg Brother. What a close call!

"Thank you, Master! This name is so beautiful!" Nezha stared with his big, watery eyes and hugged Tai Er Zhenren. Just as he was about to be embraced, Tai Er Zhenren, sensing something was wrong, used his magic and vanished into Nezha's arms!

"Master is gone!" Nezha tilted his head cutely.

"I have something to attend to and must take my leave now. Perhaps we shall meet again someday."

Li Jing looked around in surprise: "The sound transmission entered the room; indeed, we have received help from a master!"

[Unbeknownst to them, on the rooftop, Master Tai Er wiped the cold sweat from his brow and breathed a sigh of relief: "Thank goodness the shield is gone, otherwise, if that guy had grabbed me, I would have been either dead or seriously injured."]

"It seems that Nezha has already traumatized Tai Er Zhenren. This time, he didn't dare to confront him head-on and chose to run away instead."

"Haha, what a brilliant telepathic communication technique! I think anyone could do that; just stand on the roof and shout."

The crowd watched this scene with a hint of schadenfreude. "Thank goodness you escaped, or you'd be in real trouble." They thought, "Nezha's hug was so powerful it couldn't even withstand the young man's energy shield; it shattered at the slightest touch."

No way, Master Tai Er, you're just running away?! What about your magic weapons? You didn't even give Nezha the legendary Universe Ring and Hun Tian Ling as a token of your appreciation?

Thinking about this, everyone wondered, how would the story of the Monkey King's havoc unfold without the Universe Ring?! ...But upon closer reflection, it seemed to make sense. After all, the script for the mythological story had already been torn to shreds, and with a doting father, it seemed quite normal that there was no havoc in the sea.

Chapter 246 You're standing on my xx!

[The scene shifts to a wide beach where two figures emerge from the deep sea!]

"Your Highness, please wait!" A tortoise dressed in an official robe advised Ao Bing beside him, "His Majesty has business with Your Highness. Please return to the Dragon Palace immediately."

[Ao Bing, with his blue hair and freckles, was getting impatient: "What kind of nonsense is this?! Can't I go back later? You're going to go back and tell my parents like this?!"]

Not far from the beach, Nezha lay buried in a sandpit, only his head peeking out. He looked relaxed and rather smug: "It's so comfortable to sunbathe in the sand."

Upon seeing Nezha's adorable face, Ao Bing became quite irreverent: "Wow, what a beautiful girl! I have to strike up a conversation with her!"

"Hey! This Ao Bing isn't bad looking, but he has bad taste. He only looks at faces. All I want to say is, run! Otherwise you'll die a horrible death."

"Nezha is indeed quite cute; even Li Jing initially thought he was a girl! Of course, if you still have such thoughts after seeing Nezha's figure, I can only say I admire you."

As everyone watched this scene unfold, seemingly following the pattern of mythology, they all shook their heads and sighed at Ao Bing. That unlucky kid, why did he have to strike up a conversation?!

Thinking of Nezha's terrifying strength and imposing physique, everyone looked at Ao Bing with admiration. What a tough guy! We can only wish you good luck.