Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

The World Under One Person

"Wow, Ao Bing's got some tricks up his sleeve! He even knows the 'pickup line'! Too bad he picked the wrong person; he's about to pay a heavy price..."

As they were talking, Wang Ye suddenly paused, realizing something was amiss! Nezha hadn't even used the Universe Ring to wreak havoc in the sea, or even had the Universe Ring at all, so how did Ao Bing manage to get up here?!

Unable to imagine what would happen next, Wang could only sigh. Why was the Third Prince making things difficult for him? He hoped they were all alright.

Ao Bing decisively stepped forward and struck up a conversation, giving a thumbs-up: "Oh, young lady, what a lively mood you're in! You're truly a great beauty. Why don't you keep me company and do some fun?"

Looking at the figure standing above, Nezha stared with his big, watery eyes and said softly, "Um, could you move back a bit?"

"Huh?!" Ao Bing still didn't understand what Nezha meant.

Nezha could only laugh and say, "You're standing on someone's [illegible]!"

Upon hearing this, Ao Bing's mind went completely blank, and he mechanically uttered, "Huh?!..."

Nezha became a little shy: "Ugh, I have to say it twice. You're standing on my [private parts]!"

Seeing that Ao Bing still hadn't reacted, Nezha climbed out of the sandpit, revealing his muscular physique in a bikini: "You're standing on my... you know! How many times do I have to tell you? Shame on you..."

[Ao Bing stared at the humanoid Gundam, his mind went completely blank, and he collapsed to the ground, foaming at the mouth.]

"Haha, this censoring is brilliant! Judging from the position, it looks like he's standing on his abs, but you can't really say for sure where he is."

"No wonder Ao Bing was dumbfounded. After all, if you saw a pretty young girl, who knows what she might be pulling out that's even bigger than yours, you'd be dumbfounded too!"

Everyone burst into laughter at the sight! Ao Bing's dumbfounded expression was just too funny.

Serves you right for trying to pick her up! This is the girl you thought was attractive, now you're dumbfounded, aren't you? This is the consequence of judging a book by its cover... But Nezha, with your figure, wearing a bikini is really a bit of an eyesore! Anyone who wasn't prepared really couldn't handle it.

And Ao Bing, what you did wasn't even flirting! Who flirts by asking someone if they want to do something fun with them?! What you did was harass and act like a pervert.

"This seems to have happened after the spacetime distortion was corrected!"

Everyone recalled that when the time-space distortion was repaired, Nezha was buried in a pile of sand and sunbathing. They never expected that he would connect with the previous video.

"Brother, are you alright? What happened?" Nezha looked at the unconscious Ao Bing with some concern, then reached out to check his breath.

"Oh no, he's not breathing. We have to start resuscitation immediately!" Nezha crossed his hands and placed them on Ao Bing's chest, then asked uncertainly, "Should we perform CPR?!"

"I'll press!" Nezha's veins bulged, and he pressed down, causing blood to splatter everywhere, some of it landing on him.

"Oops! Oh no, I think I used a little too much force." Nezha couldn't resist being cute, then quickly said, "Sorry, I'll assemble it for you right away."

This scene terrified him, causing him to tremble all over. Meanwhile, Nezha, his hands assembling a jumble of mosaics, pulled on a long, unidentified object, looking puzzled: "What is this long thing?! This doesn't seem right."

[The Turtle Prime Minister mechanically turned around and shouted to the sky: "Oh my god!! Murder!!"]

"No, kill the dragon!" The Turtle Prime Minister dashed back into the deep sea.

"Thud...! I can't even imagine how much force Ao Bing endured. This is all pixelated now."

Everyone who witnessed this scene swallowed hard, a hint of fear in their eyes. Good heavens! This was the first time they'd ever seen CPR turn someone into a jumbled mess; it was truly a mess... a real cookie.

"You can't really blame Nezha for this. After all, he's just a child. Don't be fooled by his size. He's probably not even ten years old yet, and he can't control his strength."

This is what they call a girl next door blossoming into womanhood, possessing strength that could uproot mountains and an aura that could overshadow the world. Who could have imagined that the dignified Third Prince of the East Sea, Ao Bing, would die from cardiac arrest?!

So this is what the mythical legend refers to as Nezha causing havoc in the sea, killing Ao Bing, and skinning him alive!

This all looks like an accidental death, and the cause was Ao Bing's advances?! And so that's where the so-called "dragon tendon extraction" came from—it's like being opened up by a small knife cutting one's butt. (Read super-exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

The World Under One Person

"It seems like everything is back on track now. Is the trend really irreversible?" Wang Ye didn't want this well-behaved Nezha to return his bones to his father and his flesh to his mother as in the myths!

He had initially thought that things had changed, since Nezha no longer had the Universe Ring and the Heavenly Ribbon, and was just sitting there quietly sunbathing.

But unexpectedly, Ao Bing still died at Nezha's hands.

The Investiture of the Gods: A Son's Deep Love

"This time we've offended the Dragon King of the East Sea! Does every Nezha in every world have to go through this?!" Yin Shiniang had a bad feeling, as if everything her Nezha went through was something even the Nezha in the video couldn't escape.

Why?! Yin Shiniang thought that given Nezha's gentle and innocent nature, he wouldn't harm him.

But it seemed as if Ao Bing's death was preordained by fate. Was Nezha destined to suffer the same fate? Thinking of this, Yin Shiniang's face turned sorrowful.

Thinking about Jing's attitude towards Nezha in his own world, I feel somewhat helpless... I just hope that Jing in that world can protect Nezha and prevent him from experiencing such pain again.

"Li Jing! Come out and face your death! We're waiting here with guns, come out and die!" A few days later, pitch-black clouds pressed down on Chen Tang Pass, and shouts of curses echoed through the sky. Meanwhile, inside the pass, Li Jing was still playing on his iPad, browsing Suning.com.

"Oh dear, who could pick such a bad time! I'm browsing Suning.com right now." Li Jing thought for a moment that someone was calling him, but he didn't pay much attention.

"Master! Something terrible has happened!" At that moment, the butler, Wang Er, rushed in, pushing open the door. He then put on a hat with the words "Tai Er" (meaning "Too Er") written on it, grabbed a microphone, and began rapping.

"Oh, my lord, my lord, listen to my story! A group of immortals have arrived, riding the clouds and mist... (I won't write more to avoid padding)"

"Uh, where is Master?!" Wang Er exclaimed, only to find that Li Jing was no longer in the room.

"What a sight to be seen, waiting here with guns... I don't know whether to call them advanced or backward! Are you living in a god-like era?! What's with the guns?!"

"Holy crap! That's incredibly advanced. They even had iPads in ancient times. So General Li spent his days playing on his tablet, besides training his troops."

The crowd was speechless at the increasing number of outrageous products appearing. Although it wasn't the first time, they still thought, "Did these things even exist in ancient times?! Have some respect for the historical context!"

"Wang Er's rap is pretty catchy, he could debut as a professional rapper. But the hat, the suit, and the microphone are really out of place."

The Li family is truly full of hidden talents! And it actually rhymes quite well; why not just debut as a singer instead of being a servant?!

Li Jing walked into the courtyard, looked up at the figure in the sky, and said, "Li Jing is here. What do you need me for?"

Above the dark clouds, a beautiful woman with dragon horns and blue hair looked down angrily and said sharply, "Li Jing, do you recognize me?"

Li Jing clasped his hands in a respectful greeting: "Ah, it's Sister Ao Guang. Long time no see, how have you been?"

"Holy crap!! This Dragon King is so beautiful, I love it! If the Dragon King looks like this, then I definitely have to support her!"

"These days, when you've been single for a long time, even a dragon seems handsome to you. I have to say, I'm totally into the Dragon King!"

A group of perverts off-screen sided with the Dragon King, because for them, good looks were everything!

"I'm wondering how Li Jing and the Dragon King became senior and junior classmates. Did they go to the same school?!"

The viewers almost coughed up blood. What kind of messed-up relationship was this? The Dragon King of the East Sea was actually Li Jing's senior from school? Was this some kind of absurdity?

Chapter 247 If you want to harm my son! You'll have to get past me first.

"Stop trying to get on my good side!" Dragon King Ao Guang had no patience for that and questioned Li Jing, "Li Jing, look at the mess your precious son has made!!"

"My son?!" Li Jing was still in a daze and could only ask in confusion, "Senior sister, you must be mistaken. My eldest and second sons are cultivating under masters on their respective famous mountains, and my third son is only seven years old, too young and ignorant!"

"What could he possibly have done to anger you so much?" I only have three sons, two of whom are not home, and the only one at home, Nezha, is only seven years old. How could he possibly have angered Sister Ao Guang?

"I didn't do anything special, I just accidentally killed a dragon while I was doing CPR."

"Hahaha, normally a seven-year-old child wouldn't cause any major trouble, but the key is that your third son Nezha is abnormal. What kind of seven-year-old child would have such big muscles?!"

Don't you even consider your son Nezha's terrifying strength? With a mere flick of his wrist, he could send you flying, crashing into a wall and spitting blood. He could also crush someone into a mosaic with his bare hands. Do you think that's normal?

"But how did the Dragon King know that Li Jing's son did it?! The Turtle Prime Minister only saw the person and didn't know that Nezha was Li Jing's son, right?!"

But thinking about it, it makes sense. Given Nezha's size, anyone who isn't stupid could easily find out that he's the son of Li Jing from Chentang Pass with a little research.

100,000 Cold Jokes World

"Daddy, I've gotten into trouble again." Nezha suddenly became sad, and it seemed that he had gotten into quite a bit of trouble.

"It's alright, Daddy's here! Just know you've caused trouble, and don't do it again next time. Go play now." Li Jing smiled and comforted Nezha, giving him a reassuring look.

"Thank you, Daddy! I promise I won't cause any more trouble. I'm going out to play now." Nezha ran off with his usual cheerful smile. After Nezha left, Li Jing's expression turned serious. This was a difficult situation. Although Nezha meant well, he had still disobeyed the dragon's orders! Ao Guang's temper wasn't something an apology could resolve.

Now, even he doesn't know how he will cope with it in the future!

Dragon King Ao Guang had no intention of saying much to Li Jing: "It's your third son, Nezha! Enough nonsense, bring your son out here. I'll confront him, or I'll tear down your Chen Tang Pass!"

Seeing the atmosphere growing increasingly tense, Li Jing stopped being polite and said, "Senior, just tell me what's on your mind!"

At this moment, Nezha walked up behind Li Jing: "Daddy, let me talk to her."

Nezha, dressed in a bunny girl outfit, looked up at the sky: "Dragon King, I did accidentally hurt your son Ao Bing. But! I've already reassembled him!"

[It would have been better if she hadn't said anything, because once she did, Sister Ao Guang became even angrier, pointing at the Tibetan Mastiff next to the dark cloud: "Is this what you call 'assembled'? Even the species has changed, okay!"]

Li Jing was completely stunned, his face darkening: "Little Zha Zha, what happened?"

"It shattered into pieces, so I tried to piece it back together." A jumble of pixels transformed into fragmented characters, which Nezha was haphazardly piecing together.

"You can spell it like that?! How did you spell Ao Bing as a mastiff?! Where did the '冂' go?!" Li Jing couldn't help but complain.

"I really couldn't think of anything else, so I just kneaded it into a dot." Nezha kneaded the character 冂 into a dot to form the character 獒!

"Pfft, haha... Even though we're different species, at least we're alive, aren't we!?"

"This is truly eye-opening! Nezha perfectly demonstrates the diversity of species...bullshit!! How come the dragon, which was shattered into mosaics, can actually be pieced back together like words?!"

Everyone was stunned by what they saw. Not only were they pieced back together, but the species had also changed! The dignified Third Prince of the East Sea had turned into a Tibetan Mastiff. Did you learn this skill from Nuwa? You've truly surpassed your master; you could practically mold a person with your bare hands.

Even more outrageous is that the radical for Nezha, which seems to be missing somewhere, can actually be crumpled into a dot! So characters can be folded after all! ...And little Nezha, is it possible that Ao Bing is two characters, not one?!

However, in a sense, the Dragon King's sister can now truly call Ao Bing her son... hahaha.

100,000 Cold Jokes World

"Are you a god or am I?! Can't you be reasonable... I can't even do that, fine." Athena was speechless. How come everyone these days is so arrogant!

Are these old-timers the gods outdated and about to be phased out?! Nezha's actions, though things have changed... he has undeniably brought people back to life! Even his father Zeus couldn't achieve such a feat.