Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

And Little King Kong knows you so well! When you refute me, Dragon King, you should be more decisive! Your hesitant and coquettish tone is completely unconvincing. So you really do know how to use it for personal purposes.

Everyone was at a loss for words; the Dragon King's image had completely collapsed... Although he didn't have a good image to begin with—being hard of hearing was one thing, but he was also quite vain.

The Monkey King World

"The Golden Cudgel?! Will I, Old Sun, make an appearance later?!" Sun Wukong couldn't stay still for a moment. He didn't expect to see the Golden Cudgel in there. Although the style was different, it was obviously related to him.

Does this mean that I, Old Sun, also exist in that world?!

Seeing this, Jiang Hua, the Holy Monk, shook his head and smiled helplessly: "Wukong, just sit down and watch." The journey to the West won't be over in a short time, and he's a bit tired anyway, so let's satisfy him.

"Since ancient times, love has only brought regret, and this regret will last forever." At this moment, Pigsy began to reminisce about the past: "Now that the stinky monkey has one, I wonder if I will be able to see my sister Chang'e."

100,000 Cold Jokes World

"Slap—, speak!! What is your relationship with that Dragon King?!" At this moment, in the Temple of Time and Space, which is also Little King Kong's home, Little King Kong is facing the most serious crisis!

"Wife, we're just ordinary colleagues." Little King Kong quickly explained, a red handprint appearing on his face.

"Slap—I'm not blind! This is just a normal colleague relationship?!" Xiaoqing angrily slapped her other cheek again: "And don't call me 'wife'! Call me 'Your Majesty'!"

Leaving aside the family tragedy here, the scene now returns to Tai Er Zhenren's side.

"Linglongzi, quickly go to the Five Lotus Pond and gather some lotus flowers and leaves." After Tai Er Zhenren absorbed Nezha into his golden core, he turned and instructed his plump disciple behind him.

[The scene then shifts, and Tai Er Zhenren places the lotus flowers and leaves he picked on a stone table, using the lotus flowers for his head, the lotus roots for his legs, and the lotus leaves for his hands and skirt.]

After looking him up and down, Master Tai Er fell into deep thought: "Hmm, what's missing?!"

"Master, you haven't put these three lotus roots in yet?!" Linglongzi pointed to the one long and two short lotus roots beside her.

"Hmm!" Master Tai Er was startled upon hearing this, as if his secret had been exposed. He then stared at the remaining lotus roots for a long time, before his expression suddenly became indifferent: "Oh dear, Linglong, we don't need these three lotus roots! Go and pick two larger papayas."

[The scene shifts, and after an unknown amount of time, Nezha, who was supposed to be dead, seems to hear someone calling him in his sleep: "Nezha... Nezha?... Nezha!! Now is the time to wake up!"]

Nezha suddenly opened his eyes, looked at his three heads and six arms, and was terrified. He kowtowed to Tai Er Zhenren's head: "Oh my god! Master, Nezha has turned into a spider...! Nezha hates spiders the most!!"

[The Second Master Tai Er, who had hit his head, bled from his nose and spat out a mouthful of blood. He then clutched his head and cried out in pain, "Ouch... Ugh!!"]

"Uh, what spider?!" Master Tai Er, his head covered in blood, looked utterly bewildered.

[Coming to his senses, Nezha looked at his smooth legs, slender body, delicate skin, and ample bosom! Anyone who saw him would have to call him a beautiful young woman; even Nezha, who was currently sitting on a duck-like position, was stunned.]

"Oh, how about it, Nezha! Isn't my new body amazing, made just for you?" Tai Er Zhenren took out a handkerchief and wiped the blood from his face.

"This is absolutely fantastic!! I must say, Master Tai Er, you really know your stuff. Those few lotus roots are no match for us! Two papayas would be much more cost-effective."

"Now Nezha has finally fulfilled his wish, no, now it should be said that he has become a normal child, even though his gender has changed."

People from other worlds began to stir. It has to be said that Master Tai Er did a great job! His already adorable face paired with that figure is simply amazing.

This is more like it!! What happened to that awkward, muscular Barbie look before? This is pleasing to the eye, but although the appearance has changed, the inner self seems to remain the same.

Seeing that Nezha could make Tai Er Zhenren's face covered in blood and roll on the ground in pain with just a light bump, everyone knew that Nezha's innate superhuman strength had nothing to do with his appearance.

The World Under One Person

"Tai Er Zhenren did a really good job!!" Zhang Chulan gave him a thumbs up, although he didn't know why he would habitually call Taiyi Zhenren "Tai Er Zhenren".

But that doesn't diminish his appreciation for Master Tai Er. I knew the extra lotus root looked just like a man's essential weapon! Now he's replaced it with two papayas. He really knows his stuff.

Now, the Third Prince Nezha has become the Third Princess Nezha.

Prequel to the Lotus Lantern

"Ah...this difference is too big!" Nezha was dumbfounded. Although he knew that he would also be saved by his master in that other world, he never expected to become a girl!

Don't throw away this lotus root! Put it back in your bag! Why did you have to exchange it for a papaya?! Nezha was on the verge of tears. She suddenly felt that her original tough-girl look was actually quite good. At least she was still a man.

Even Yang Chan was surprised, her face flushed with embarrassment as she cursed Tai Er Zhenren for his indecent behavior, now the Nezha brothers had become the Nezha sisters.

The World of 100,000 Cold Jokes (For super-fun novels, visit Feilu Novel Network!)

"Excellent! Really excellent." Li Jing, as the father, personally gave his evaluation, saying that this was the true appearance Nezha should have.

I silently gave him a thumbs up in my heart. Sure enough, I made the right choice in choosing a master. It was really worth it.

"Master, you're so mean! That makes me less of a man." Nezha blushed slightly and struck a bodybuilding pose.

Li Jing looked at Nezha in front of him, then at the normal Nezha on the screen, and sighed inwardly.

Forget it! If he has to die once to return to normal, then forget it! As long as he grows up healthy and happy, this is good enough.

At least for now, I've briefly experienced what it's like to have another daughter through the videos, but it seems like it's just so-so? I'm really not used to Xiao Zha Zha's behavior.

Seeing that Nezha didn't answer, Tai Er Zhenren ran in front of Nezha, turned back to his original spot, and praised him, "Hey, not bad."

At this moment, Nezha reached up and looked at the muscles on his arm with a look of disgust: "This doesn't look neat at all."

[Then she changed to another position, her chest heaving slightly, her face still full of disdain: "Your pectoral muscles have gotten much bigger, but they're getting in the way..."]

Tai Er Zhenren was sweating profusely, wondering if he had misheard. He asked in confusion, "You...you were refreshed like that all along?!"

"Let me tell you, this body of yours was made from lotus roots, lotus flowers, and lotus leaves from the Five Pools of the Golden Light Cave! Besides increasing your HP/MP cap, it's much stronger than your original body!"

"How about it? Not bad, right?"

[Just as Tai Er Zhenren finished speaking, Nezha accidentally tore off his right hand, which was still attached to the lotus root fibers. The air suddenly became quiet.]

"Hahaha, the slap in the face still comes so quickly, much more solid than before. It turns out it means that you accidentally tore your hand off."

"Nezha's aesthetic sense seems a bit warped. He actually thinks the original look is refreshing! Look at his face full of disgust for the current look."

Everyone gasped at Tai Er Zhenren's incredibly vivid description; it seemed he spent a lot of time playing online games in his spare time. He even came up with HP and MP! It was far too vivid and easy to understand.

Moreover, this Tai Er Zhenren seems rather adorable. Seeing that Nezha did not answer, he actually started asking and answering his own questions, and he did not hesitate to praise himself.

[Nezha and Tai Er Zhenren began to break out in a cold sweat. Finally, Nezha, his face filled with terror, clutched his severed hand: "Master, Master, Nezha's hand is severed!!"]

"Calm down!" Tai Er Zhenren, clutching his head, was also a little flustered. "Don't panic... First, let's find the time machine."

[The Time Chicken suddenly appeared out of nowhere: "Why are you calling your dad?"]

[Tai Er Zhenren retorted without hesitation: "Ah! It's not your own poultry!"]

"They're free-range chickens." Time Chicken's entire body darkened, and it drew circles before disappearing.

"Haha, you'll have to find Doraemon for a time machine. All you have is the Time Chicken, that free-range chicken. If you call it poultry, it'll get angry with you."

"Is Time Chicken trying to make me laugh so it can inherit my Alipay account?! I can't help but laugh every time I see this chubby little chicken."

Looking at Tai Er Zhenren's flustered appearance, everyone felt that he was increasingly resembling a certain silver-haired, shameless old man! He and Sakata Gintoki should have a lot in common! At least when something happened, their first thought was to find a time machine.

"Oh, right! This is a new ability I've given you. It's called 'Unbroken Lotus Root with Lingering Connection'! Impressive, isn't it?" Tai Er Zhenren put Nezha's hand back together and began his forced deception.

Nezha touched his arm. "Why does Nezha think this ability is useless?"

"Practice makes perfect. Think of your father; he even mastered the art of catching a blade barehanded!" Master Tai Er didn't intend to say anything more and began to get down to business.

"Alright, let's get back to the main topic. Your martial uncle, Jiang Ziya, is about to descend the mountain! You should focus on your cultivation first. In three years, you can lend your martial uncle a helping hand."

Nezha was taken aback for a moment: "Okay, Master, no problem, Master!"

[Tai Er Zhenren, as if from Doraemon's dream, produced a deck of cards: "Then let's start with our first lesson, bridge!"]

[Nezha asked, puzzled, "Master, what does this have to do with cultivating immortality?"]

"Hmph! This is very important." Master Tai Er, holding a Yu-Gi-Oh! device, grinned smugly: "Summon the Yangtze River Bridge! While this bridge is on the field, all bridges on the field gain 100 years of lifespan. Haha, it's your turn!!"

Nezha hesitated for a moment before bidding farewell to his master: "Master, before that, I humbly request that you allow me to return to my home in Chentang Pass to let you know I am safe. Then I will return to the cave to continue my cultivation."

[Tai Er Zhenren put away the card, indicating no problem. "Hmm, Nezha's filial piety is commendable. Go and return quickly."]

[As Tai Er Zhenren waved his little handkerchief in farewell, Nezha descended the mountain.]

"The lingering connection is indeed useless, but that doesn't stop him from fooling you, little Nezha! This is just an excuse he's using."

"Oh my god! What the hell are you playing?! What kind of Yu-Gi-Oh! game is this?! What does this have to do with cultivating immortality? And why do you have a Yu-Gi-Oh! device on your hand?! Where did you steal it from?!"

In the world of "100,000 Cold Jokes," Li Jing completely ignored the unreliable side of Tai Er Zhenren, after all, he only cared about his son, so other shortcomings didn't matter.

Now, Li Jing was so moved that he burst into tears and hugged his eldest son: "Little Zha Zha has become so sensible. He knows to let his father know he is safe when he is away from home. I am so touched."

Leaving aside Li Jing, who was lost in his own thoughts, everyone else in the other worlds covered their faces in disbelief at the sight of Tai Er Zhenren. They had just thought he was being serious, but the next second he was completely dumbfounded! What kind of cultivation was this…?

Who cultivates immortality by playing Yu-Gi-Oh!?! And your cards are fake, aren't they?! Watch out, Kaiba's president might travel through time and tear your cards apart; after all, he's the kind of ruthless guy who'd even go to the underworld for cards.

Chapter 252 Am I a Born Stone Monkey?! That's Awesome!

With the end of the previous video, the brand new video seems to have entered a new chapter.

On a scene of ruins, a dark and oppressive atmosphere hung in the air. A raging fire burned brightly ahead, and in the very center, a monkey crouched atop a small hill of bones, blood trickling from its mouth, its body covered in wounds, panting heavily.

[His right hand gripped the golden cudgel, blood still dripping from his grasp; behind him, his blood-stained red robe rustled in the wind!]

"That old Buddha!! He's going to fight me for 300 rounds!" The monkey opened his eyes and stared at the sky before him. Even though he was covered in wounds, he showed no fear, only boundless fighting spirit!

"Holy crap!!! It's the Great Sage! It looks like it's still the same world. I never thought I'd see the Great Sage's story again. I just wonder if it's any different from the legends."

"This is what the Great Sage should look like. And judging from the situation, this battle seems to be very intense. Even those with copper heads and iron brains who are impervious to swords and spears are covered in blood."

No one expected that the story of Nezha had just ended, and the video would start with such a bombshell! This was completely out of character for the video, since it hadn't been shown to be serious at all.

Super God Academy: Heroes of the Three Kingdoms

"Don't look at me like that, I'm not him. There's no Buddha here, and I've only been to the Heavenly Dao Star." Wukong quickly said, feeling the admiring gazes of a group of kids around him, after all, he was different from the one in the legends.

"It's alright, at least they're similar! They're both monkeys, and as the saying goes, even a broken boat has three nails..." Zhao Xin was not only fast in his movements, but also fast in his speech. Before he could finish speaking, he was sent flying by a stick.