Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

Wukong put away his staff and calmed down. Kids these days have no manners at all; what a joke—even a broken boat has three nails!

Monkey King Monkey King

"Oh!! Senior brother, you're in big trouble now." Bajie started pointing and gesturing at Wukong. It was as if he was about to be suppressed by Buddha for another 500 years.

What's so tragic?! Wukong was completely confused. The person on the screen wasn't him, so what did it have to do with him? However, the person on the screen did look quite imposing.

083 The Legend of Nezha: Prequel World

Upon seeing this, Master Yuding almost fainted. He took a deep breath and regained his senses, then hurriedly said, "This monkey, could he be going to offend Buddha in the future?!"

Thinking about how he had taught kung fu to a monkey, he suddenly felt uneasy and paced anxiously back and forth in the cave. Although he had told the monkey not to tell anyone who his master was, he wondered if the mischievous monkey would expose his master after causing trouble.

[The scene shifts, and a narrator begins: Pangu created the world, and the Three Sovereigns ruled! The world was divided into four major continents, and beyond the Eastern Continent of Divine Victory lay a land called Aolai.]

[On this mountain lies a celestial stone, which, having absorbed the essence of the sun and moon over time, has developed sentience and nurtured a celestial being within!]

On a cliff edge, there was a poop-shaped rock at the very top, and two monkeys were playing nearby.

One of the monkeys, unable to contain its excitement, leaped onto a rock! Its tail stretched straight out, its expression strained as if it were trying to suppress something: "Ooh-ooh!!"

"It sounds so grand and sophisticated, but why is this magic stone shaped like poop?!"

"Wait!! What are you trying to do, you monkey?!"

Everyone had a bad feeling when they saw the monkey's actions. Was it trying to poop on the Great Sage's head? What's the difference between that and tampering with the Grand Duke Jupiter?! The Great Sage will cry!! Hold it in…

The Legend of Nezha: Prequel World

At this moment, Sun Wukong was jumping up and down in a panic, so angry that his head was about to explode. He kept scratching his face, saying, "This... this is really infuriating! Whose monkey grandson is this?! So rude! Doesn't he know anything about hygiene?"

Even though I know it's not me, this experience is undoubtedly about another version of myself in another world! What will others think of me, Old Sun?!

"Waaah! Waaah! Look what a big mess I've made!" the monkey said jokingly to its companion, though thankfully it was just an act.

[At that moment, a streak of fire fell from the sky, slamming him and the rock beneath him together! He plummeted from the cliff to the ground.]

At this moment, two figures appeared from the dark clouds above: "Immortal, the strange rocks on Flower Fruit Mountain in the mortal realm have been removed, and we can no longer sense any fluctuations of immortal power from them. However, a passing monkey was also implicated and perished under the heavenly lightning."

The one called a celestial being, however, pitied the monkey, saying, "Alas! Alas! Only the innocent monkey is pitiful. With the demon stone removed, heaven can finally enjoy some peace and quiet."

"Phew... thank goodness it wasn't real, otherwise the Great Sage would have really lost all face."

"Now I finally understand why the opening scene happened. Trying to kill someone before they're even born, how could they not make enemies?"

The crowd watched as the being called an immortal uttered "Goodness, goodness," clearly a member of the Buddhist order! Perhaps even the Buddha himself.

And they even dragged an innocent monkey into it, while spouting nonsense about Heaven's benevolence and feigning helplessness! It's utterly hypocritical.

[The monkey companion, still on the cliff, was so frightened its eyes almost popped out: "Meow!! (Not even a trace left!!)"]

[Then, Monkey Meimei lay on the cliff, looking down at the monkeys below: "Meow! (Hey, are you still alive? Well, at least you still have a monkey form.)"]

As a flash of blue light streaked past, the monkey looked at itself in surprise: "What happened?! Who am I again?"

The monkey turned to look at the giant rocks on either side of him, various equations flashing through his mind. After a moment, he came to a conclusion: "I was born from a rock!!"

"A tail?!" He then looked at his own tail in confusion: "Am I a monkey?!"

[Then he imagined a grand drama unfolding in his mind, which surprised even himself, and he became excited: "I'm a born stone monkey!! Absolutely insane!!"]

Even the monkeys nearby started chattering and cheering, as if to say: "You must have been sent from heaven! Be our king!!"

"Hahaha, this is hilarious... So this is the origin of the 'naturally born stone monkey'? It's just an ordinary monkey making it up in its own mind?!"

"Holy crap, after being struck by lightning, not only can you talk, but you can also think of all sorts of complex mathematical equations. So you're a science and engineering monkey."

Everyone chuckled at the monkey's self-constructed conclusion; some of the older generation were right after all! When you're out in the world, your identity is something you earn yourself.

But, you monkey on the cliff, I've been putting up with you for a long time! Is that how a monkey sounds?! If it weren't for your monkey-like appearance, I'd suspect you were a sheep.

Fox Spirit Matchmaker World

"Rather than amnesia, it's more like the true spirit inside the stone has possessed the monkey's body." Tu Shan Rongrong opened her closed eyes, revealing her emerald green pupils.

After all, the two immortals who were watching the commotion below were certain that the passing monkey had died. The only explanation for its resurrection was that its body had been taken over by the immortal embryo inside the immortal stone.

"I wonder if this monkey is related to that stinky monkey from Aolai Kingdom?" Tu Shan Ya Ya noticed the similarities, such as the place of birth, Huaguo Mountain in Aolai Kingdom! Plus the stick that appeared at the beginning, maybe there really is some kind of connection.

[The only conscious monkey, Meimei, was still gesturing wildly and explaining, "This is Monkey 10000! He was just struck by lightning and lost his memory. He changed his appearance, so why doesn't everyone recognize him?"] (Read super-exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

[Just as the little monkey was still asking questions of the other monkeys, an old white ape said to him, "Woo-chio-chio (I have something I have to tell you, all these years you've been 'meowing,' but we can't understand you.)"]

"(But to avoid making you feel excluded, we all pretended to understand. Today, I'll tell you the truth! You're a sheep!)"

This news was a complete shock to the monkey: "Meow (Are you kidding me?!)"

"Shouldn't we praise you for being so thoughtful? You were actually worried that the monkey would be ostracized, and you even pretended to understand! It must have been really difficult for you."

"Damn...it really is a sheep!! Monkey Meimei really got herself into trouble while watching the drama unfold! But your appearance doesn't seem to match the app at all!!"

The only conscious person among us, Hou Meimei, turns out to be a sheep. No wonder no one can understand him. Are you kidding me?! Aside from his bleating, this monkey-like appearance of his is what you're telling me is a sheep... Even if the Big Bad Wolf came, he might not recognize him.

The monkeys surrounding the rock looked at each other with adoration: "Woo-chio-chio (Your Majesty, we have a favor to ask!)"

"Legend has it that there's a hidden paradise inside the giant waterfall of Flower Fruit Mountain, where there are mountains of bananas, bananas, and more bananas!!"

"But we've been trying to get into the waterfall for so many years, and we haven't succeeded."

After hearing this, the stone monkey smiled smugly, and his nose instantly grew longer: "Now it's time for me to step in. My jumping ability is enough to dunk from the three-point line!"

[The scene shifts, and the stone monkey has reached the starting point closest to the waterfall. He then sprints off, exerting all his strength, his hands flailing rapidly, saliva almost dripping from his mouth, his entire being moving at incredible speed. (Stone Monkey's perspective)]

[Then the camera pulls back, showing the stone hopping and skipping towards the waterfall...yes, practically walking. From the monkeys' perspective.]

[This short distance of a few dozen meters took him more than a minute to run before he leaped, jumping more than a meter before plunging directly into the rushing river.]

"So, all you want to do at the Water Curtain Cave is bananas?! Wake up! If there were that many bananas, they would have expired long ago!"

"Haha, what a leap from the three-point line! Truly unbeatable. Comparing the angles, there's no one else like it."

"With that kind of jumping ability, forget about jumping from the three-point line. Even in the CBA, he'd only be relegated to the bench, drinking mineral water."

Everyone was laughing hysterically. His running style was just unbelievable. He even thought he was running fast, but that's it?! An eight-year-old could probably jump farther than him with a simple jump.

Does he really have the strength to challenge Buddha?! Was the same monkey who clamored at the beginning to fight Buddha for another 300 rounds really the same person?

Even Tu Shan Rongrong from the Fox Demon World twitched at the corner of her mouth upon seeing this, exclaiming, "Could I have guessed wrong?!"

With this level of expressiveness, let alone being possessed by a spirit within a stone, he's probably not even as good as an ordinary monkey! How did he manage to be so ordinary yet so confident?! In short, the Ordinary Confidence Monkey.

P.S.: Okay, I'll write it then, the monkey chapter you all wanted, hehe...

Chapter 253 Bodhi Patriarch?! No, I am Gandalf the White.

Monkey King Monkey King

"Hey hey hey!! This is slander! Pure slander! I, Old Sun, really did jump over there and that's how I became the Monkey King!" Upon seeing this, Sun Wukong immediately stood up and spoke up to defend himself, refusing to admit that the dead monkey in the video had absolutely nothing to do with him.

He's not that bad. He jumped from such a far distance and only covered such a short distance, not even touching the waterfall!

Wukong now finally understands how Nezha feels. Seeing his counterpart in a parallel universe lose face is a loss of face for Wukong!

Bajie's mocking expression turned frivolous, and he didn't hesitate to speak up: "Come on, senior brother, stop making excuses. After all, nobody knows what you were like before. Now that there's a similar story to refer to, you shouldn't deny it."

Even Jiang Hua's version of the Holy Monk agreed, and deliberately teased, "Wukong, what Bajie said makes sense. Don't you always say that you're so handsome it's unbelievable? Let your master take a good look at you."

"Master, why don't we just keep going? There's nothing to see here." Wukong just wanted to find a secluded place to hide. Who knew what embarrassing things that self-important stone monkey inside would do!

Magical Mobile World

Sun Wukong was also very embarrassed at this moment. He had just seen the beginning when he taunted Buddha, and immediately gathered Lu Xiaoqian and the others together to watch his glorious days back then.

But aside from the cool opening scene, the rest was all humiliating. Lu Xiaoqian patted Sun Wukong on the shoulder in a comforting tone: "Brother Monkey, how about we stop watching?"

"Look! Why wouldn't I look! I, Old Sun, refuse to believe that I can lose face any further!" Sun Wukong seemed to be provoked at this moment, and refused to leave no matter what.

Little did he know that he would soon regret this decision, after all, the morals of that world were far lower than they could have imagined…

The stone monkey, having fallen into the river and drifted with the current, disappeared without a trace! When the stone monkey opened its eyes again, it found a huge mouth rushing towards it for a kiss! There were even a few pieces of vegetable leaves on its teeth.

"Ah!!" The stone monkey was immediately startled and beat the other party up with a few punches and kicks.

[Then she hugged her shoulders like a little girl, as if she had suffered a great injustice, and even her voice was trembling with tears: "You beasts, you actually laid a hand on a monkey!!"]

The young man, his face bruised and swollen, said irritably, "I was trying to give him CPR! You're just being ungrateful!"

The stone monkey glanced at it slightly: "I'm not a dog..."

"Hahaha... He can even look aggrieved like a girl, is this the current state of the Monkey King! It's absolutely hilarious... hahaha."

"Look at the beating they got...tsk tsk, my goodness, even their own mother might not recognize them."

Everyone can guarantee that this is the funniest Monkey King they've ever seen. His expression, as if his innocence has been cruelly destroyed, is so funny that it's impossible not to burst into laughter.

Don't you realize you're a male monkey?! Great Sage, who would be interested in your innocence...?

A Chinese Odyssey World

"Is this really that dead monkey...?" Bai Jingjing was starting to have an existential crisis. You're a male monkey, what's with this girlish behavior?!

But it seems to match up: the stone monkey of Flower Fruit Mountain (in my opinion), and the Water Curtain Cave (I didn't jump in)!

Uh… thinking about it carefully, it's more like a knock-off version of Sun Wukong. No, even a knock-off isn't this perfunctory.

Bodhi Patriarch from the world of the Monkey King Sun Wukong had a bad feeling. Judging from this experience, the next thing he would do is come to me to become my disciple!

I hope nothing goes wrong, nothing embarrassing happens, and that they don't expose me. I'm getting old and can't take any more trouble.