Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

The stone monkey, regaining its senses, asked the young man, "So, I've drifted all the way from Flower Fruit Mountain to where I am now?!"

The young man proudly introduced the origin of this place: "This is Lingtai Fangcun Mountain! On this mountain is the Xieyue Sanxing Cave, and in the cave lives a deity, the Bodhi Patriarch!"

"A deity!" The stone monkey's eyes lit up immediately upon hearing the word "deity."

The young man was used to the stone monkey's reaction: "Oh, right! The real Magic Staff Immortal! I even got his autograph! He even taught me a dance, I'll show you."

"Paji paji, this grandpa is the best at paji!" The young man sang the rhythm and actually started jumping, his body swaying back and forth.

By the time he started leaping, the stone monkey was already gone, leaping through the jungle, with road signs appearing on the path like those on a highway!

[There are two arrows above indicating the distance and direction to Xieyue Sanxing Cave and the public toilet!]

The people in other worlds who witnessed this scene were speechless, feeling utterly exasperated! Oh no, this Bodhi Patriarch doesn't seem to be a respectable figure after all. And are you sure you've really encountered a deity and not some celebrity...?

What kind of deity would sign autographs like a superstar?! That's so tacky! And stop with that bizarre dance; are you sure Bodhi Patriarch really taught you that?!

"Why are there highway signs here?! Is this some kind of highway service area? They even have signs indicating the location of the restrooms..."

The sheer number of flaws is utterly ridiculous, practically rubbing everyone's intelligence into the ground. Is this the legendary "monkey-like subtraction" method of intelligence? It's terrifying!

Now, no one doubts that a traffic cop might catch up with Shi Hou on the road and accuse him of speeding! After all, there are road signs now, so it's not impossible for a traffic cop to appear.

Fortunately, the traffic police everyone expected didn't appear. The stone monkey arrived at the entrance of a cave, above which was carved a moon and three stars.

"Looks like this is it!" After looking around and confirming, the stone monkey went inside.

The stone monkey passed through a long, dark cave and arrived at a pure white place. Looking around in surprise, it exclaimed, "So this is what the cave is like!"

As the stone monkey ventured deeper into the landscape, it gradually transformed into an endless expanse of blue sky and white clouds. The breathtaking scenery made the stone monkey run around happily!

“Sun Wukong…Sun Wukong…!!”

Hearing someone call out, the stone monkey stopped and turned around to find an old man with white hair and a long beard seemingly speaking to him.

"Old sir, are you calling me?!" The stone monkey pointed to himself in confusion. "Old sir, you've mistaken me for someone else. My name isn't Sun Wukong!"

The old man chuckled: "I haven't mistaken you. I called you Wukong, and you are Wukong!"

"Old sir, you must be the Bodhi Patriarch! Please accept me as your disciple!" The stone monkey's eyes shone like stars as he asked.

Gandalf also revealed his identity: "No, I am not Bodhi, I am Gandalf the White." (Read exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

“Oh…” The stone monkey turned and left without hesitation, as if staying even a second longer would be disrespectful to Bodhi Patriarch, after all, he had come to become Bodhi's disciple, not some Gandalf.

"Gandalf in white... Where did this Lord of the Rings come from? Don't think you can impersonate someone just because you're dressed in white. No wonder Wukong turned and left. I would have left too!"

"Haha, Wukong left so decisively, just saying 'oh' to indicate he wasn't looking for you! It seems Wukong has a very clear target!"

Little did they know that the Bodhi masters in other worlds all breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, Gandalf, who appeared out of nowhere, stepped in to take the blame. If anyone asked, they would say that Gandalf taught it, and that it had nothing to do with Bodhi.

The World Under One Person

"Gandalf the White... Where did Bodhi go?!" Xu Si's lips twitched as he looked at the Lord of the Rings and other related discs in his hand, lost in thought.

Then he slammed his fist on the table: "Why are you in the world of monkeys?! You've wandered into the wrong movie!!"

Go and fight your Balrog honestly, what are you doing here causing trouble...?

The Legend of Nezha: Prequel World

At this moment, Sun Wukong, who was on Flower Fruit Mountain, rolled his eyes and thought to himself, "This outfit looks quite like my master's, but I've never heard of this name before."

Since Master instructed us not to reveal his name, can we say Gandalf instead?

After all, he seems to be his master from another world, so mentioning his name to his master in his own world doesn't seem to have any effect on him.

Chapter 254: A technique that allows you to transform into Super Saiyan 3!

Seeing that Wukong was being so disrespectful and turning to leave, Patriarch Bodhi quickly extended Erkang's hand, saying, "I was just joking with you! You're walking way too fast."

"Ahem..." Bodhi Patriarch coughed to cover his embarrassment, glancing at the stone monkey below whose eyes were shining: "Anyway, you've come to become my disciple, haven't you?"

"Then... what kind of magic do you want to learn?!" The Bodhi Patriarch tossed his hair, giving the impression that he had any magic you wanted to learn.

Wukong, ever the obliging fanboy, exclaimed, "The magic of immortality!"

[Bodhi Patriarch spoke directly: "No..."]

The air fell silent for a moment. Goku subtly turned his head, his expression one of disdain. "Tch!"

Looking at Wukong, who was still staring at him with adoration, Bodhi Patriarch wondered if he had misheard: "You? Did you just casually slice it...?"

"No, Master! You must be mistaken."

Bodhi Patriarch didn't pay much attention, so he planned to recommend a few Taoist techniques to Wukong, letting him take a look and learn whichever he wanted.

"The Great Qi Refining Technique!!" Like Doraemon, Patriarch Bodhi pulled a manual titled "Nine Yang Divine Skill" from his robes.

"This book teaches how to manipulate and refine the body's vital energy, making it circulate smoothly throughout the body..."

"Huh?!" Wukong was stunned when he saw the Nine Yang Divine Skill manual in Bodhi Patriarch's hand, then said expressionlessly, "Master... you picked up the wrong book."

"Diligent practice can enhance physical defense and attack power...truly an essential tool for home, travel, and fighting."

"Sigh," Wukong sighed, watching Bodhi Patriarch still lecturing on and on. "Master, you really picked up the wrong book!"

[The Bodhi Patriarch ignored him and continued his incessant sermon: "Upon reaching a certain level of cultivation, you can evolve into a Super Saiyan Monkey, or even a Super Saiyan Monkey III!!"]

[A silhouette of Goku from the neighboring film set was thoughtfully displayed next to the image.]

"Why is it the 'Qi Refining Technique' but you're holding the 'Nine Yang Divine Skill'? Honestly, this kind of technique can't even be considered part of the cultivation world. And where did you get this from?"

"Does this white-robed Gandalf not understand Chinese?! Or are these big shots not only blind but also hard of hearing? You really picked up the wrong book, sir!!"

Although the old man who called himself Gandalf the White had picked up the wrong book, he still introduced it according to the "Great Method of Qi Cultivation," speaking with great enthusiasm! The crowd listened intently, hoping to learn something! After all, who wouldn't want to cultivate immortality if given the chance?!

But as everyone listened, they started to feel something was off. They then covered their faces with their hands, feeling they couldn't bear to look at it. For a moment, they realized they had been such a fool for listening so attentively!

Training can turn you into a Super Saiyan Monkey?! And at a certain level, you can even become a Super Saiyan Monkey 3?! Grandpa, you've got Goku wrong. There's no Krillin here to sacrifice for him.

"Furthermore, according to the Eastern cultivation system, after cultivation one becomes a god, not just a Super Saiyan 3, but a Super Saiyan God..."

People from other worlds also joined in the "what the hell" mentality, complaining, "What else can we do?! Fix it and see if it turns us into a Super Saiyan?! Don't be ridiculous, anyone who believes that is a fool."

The World Under One Person

Wang Ye stared blankly at the paper and pen in his hand. He couldn't sleep no matter what he did. After looking at it carefully for a long time, he finally discovered that it was densely written between the lines: "Eating people... Oh no, I misspoke, it should be Dragon Ball."

He then slammed the paper and pen in his hand to the ground and stomped on them frantically: "Where did this Super Saiyan monkey come from?! What kind of Qi cultivation method is this?! You just hide in the cave watching anime all day?"

So, Dragon King Ao Guang usually watches Legend of the White Snake, while you, Patriarch Bodhi, watch Dragon Ball and Doraemon?! No wonder you've never left the Crescent Moon Cave; you're all homebodies.

Wang was somewhat helpless. Was there not a single deity who did anything worthwhile?!

100,000 Cold Jokes World

The young man, still toiling away somewhere, resumed his old ways, his face contorted into the classic duck-like expression of anime, and began to grumble: "Stop introducing yourself! Listen to what people are saying! You've really got the wrong manual!"

"And why is it that practicing the 'Qi Refining Technique,' which sounds like a low-level technique with a 1% difficulty rating, can turn you into a Super Saiyan?! At least give it a more sophisticated name."

Putting aside whether it can actually transform into a Super Saiyan monkey?! After all, it's not impossible in their world, but if you're going to fool people, at least come up with a cooler name!

Just hearing the name tells you it's something incredibly basic, down to the bare minimum! Absolutely no appeal...

"Will learning this grant immortality?!" Faced with Bodhi Patriarch's eloquent discourse, Wukong stared blankly with dead fish eyes.

Bodhi Patriarch: "I cannot..."

"I won't learn!"

"Tsk!" Bodhi Master clicked his tongue almost imperceptibly, then chuckled and reached into his robes. "Oh ho ho, it's alright if you don't want to learn, I'll just get you another one."

"The Ultimate Guide to Complaining!" That's what Bodhi Patriarch said, but he was actually holding a copy of "The Complete Guide to Home-Style Dishes."

"Master, you've picked up the wrong book again."

[The Bodhi Patriarch seemed to have turned into a professional salesman, completely ignoring what Wukong was saying: "He will teach you how to extract the power of sarcasm from words into energy..."]

Wukong also started to give up and stopped correcting him: "Master, you take... sigh, never mind."

[The Bodhi Patriarch's words were impossible to interrupt: "Add the吐槽 (tu cao, a Chinese internet slang term for complaining/criticizing) energy collector, and you can summon wind and rain, and have whatever you want. As long as your吐槽 (tu cao) power is sufficient, protecting world peace will be no problem."]

[At this moment, the silhouette of a young man appeared again, but it held no appeal for Goku: "Will learning this make me immortal?"]

"cannot…"】

"I won't learn!"

"Tsk!" Bodhi Patriarch clicked his tongue almost imperceptibly, then reached into his robes again: "Then I'll have to take out my most treasured possession."

"I almost didn't hear Bodhi Patriarch's 'tsk'! It's true that like master, like disciple. It's just like Wukong's 'tsk' earlier!"

"If it's about complaining energy, isn't that the young man's ability? Goodness, you even have this stuff. Don't accidentally blow up the Earth again, there's no Dragon Ball to grant your wish."

The "吐槽能量" (Tucao Energy) is familiar to those watching the video, after all, the young man accidentally blew up the Earth with it. The power is indeed quite good, but it is easy to lose control, and the prerequisite is that you have to know how to make sarcastic remarks.

The idea that the energy could accidentally blow up the Earth does fit Goku quite well... after all, in the other movie, Goku basically blows up the Earth every day.

"And why did you pick up 'The Complete Book of Home-Style Dishes'? You really picked up the wrong book! Couldn't you have at least glanced at the cover before taking it out?!"

Everyone was at a loss for words. It was already strange that this complete guide to home-style dishes ended up in your hands. Why would a deity like you keep this?! Do you have nothing better to do than cook for yourself?

Fox Spirit Matchmaker World

"Huh?! What... a complete guide to home-style dishes?!" Tu Shan Rongrong rubbed her eyes twice before realizing she wasn't mistaken. She couldn't maintain her smile, having hoped to learn something about the monkey from Aolai Kingdom...

The result was this... Why do you carry this complete guide to home-style recipes with you at all times? How much do you love cooking?!