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The Prequel to Lotus Lantern (For super exciting novels, visit Feilu Novels!)

"These so-called trump cards should be the Eight-Nine Arcane Arts and the Seventy-Two Transformations." Yang Jian was gradually figuring out the rules of that world. Although there were differences, they were still similar in general.

Just like the experiences of the Nezha brothers, although there were some errors, the general course of events remained largely unchanged.

"I love my Walkman!!" Bodhi Patriarch pulled a small mobile phone from his pocket.

The young wolf immediately chimed in, complaining, "Finally, the name's right, but what does it have to do with cultivating immortality?!"

[Bodhi Patriarch: "Who are you...?"]

[The young man scratched his head somewhat sheepishly: "Hehehe, I was eating a boxed lunch in the next studio. I couldn't help but come over and complain when I saw this. Sorry." 3SiZiQi2罒虾思]

"You guys continue, continue," the young man said, and then left.

"Goodness, even the young man couldn't help but complain, and the film studio next door... Seriously, are you guys really making a movie?!"

"I don't understand your technology tree at all, but at least the name is right! This Walkman does break quite easily."

Everyone gave the same deadpan look. Where did this technology go? Remember, you're in the Shang Dynasty, not a shopping mall! Stop pulling out your phones all the time, it's so distracting!

Super God Academy: Heroes Company

"Young man, you're actually eating boxed lunches in the next studio? You were the main character in the last video, weren't you on the same set? And this fragile Walkman, you guys are just filming a movie, right?!" Zhao Xin couldn't care less about his distorted worldview; they were just too distracting.

They even brought up eating boxed lunches in the film studio, and now they've even made a cameo appearance! Are they going to come and help out as an extra when Sun Wukong wreaks havoc in Heaven someday...?

"If we're talking about the most convenient way to cultivate immortality, this is it," Patriarch Bodhi began his introduction, much like a mobile phone launch event.

"It contains 81 incantations and rhymes. Simply put the headphones in your ears anytime, anywhere, and you can enter a meditative state. Learn the Hidden Wave Pattern! Effortlessly progress from beginner to expert."

The image shows a Xiaomi phone, with the price tag of 1594.09 thoughtfully displayed next to it.

"Upon reaching the highest level of cultivation, one can, like your master, summon a substitute to fight for me." Patriarch Bodhi gestured, and a plump, balding middle-aged man appeared behind him, his clothes bearing the word "substitute."

"Ora ora ora..." The middle-aged man picked his nose, muttering incomprehensible words.

"Are you introducing a cultivation technique? This isn't a Xiaomi phone launch event! Why are you talking about prices?!"

"Hahaha, this Stand is hilarious... Star Platinum will definitely come over and beat him up without hesitation when she sees it."

The other worlds' mortals chuckled at this sight. If Wukong were to master this technique, perhaps "Journey to the West" would have to be renamed; it might as well be called "Wukong's Bizarre Adventure"...

This is really something else! Super Saiyan Monkey 3 was one thing, but now they've even used a Stand. But one thing everyone is sure of is that this video is definitely sponsored by Xiaomi... Didn't you see it's turned into a Xiaomi phone launch event?

P.S.: I just realized that the 10 Cold Jokes chapter is actually quite long, so I'll end it after I finish writing about the monkey!

Let's start with the Fox Spirit Matchmaker series, beginning with the planned Royal Power and Wealth arc. After all, that's based on the sheer volume of 200 million comments. Feel free to let me know which arc you want to write next.

However, we should try a different approach; after all, the fox spirit world is more interesting when you see the reactions of people at different times.

Chapter 255 You were scared to death?!

"How about it?! You should like this one now, right?" Bodhi Patriarch pointed to the substitute behind him, looking rather smug.

Wukong stared at him expressionlessly: "Will learning this grant me immortality?!"

"cannot…"】

"I won't learn!"

The scene fell silent instantly. At that moment, the stand-in behind Bodhi Patriarch took the opportunity to rub his nose-picking hand against Bodhi Patriarch's head.

He wouldn't learn this, he wouldn't learn that. Even the usually good-tempered Bodhi Patriarch couldn't tolerate it anymore. He raised his fist, his eyes blazing with anger, and roared at him, "You stinky monkey, aren't you annoying enough?!"

"I've already told you I won't learn this or that, I don't have any magic to make me immortal! When will this end?!"

Wukong immediately knelt down and kowtowed: "Master, please calm down! Master, please calm down...!"

The Bodhi Patriarch sighed, "Very well, since you've come here, it means you have a karmic connection with me as a master and disciple."

“I’ll make an exception for you.” As he spoke, Bodhi Patriarch picked up his phone and dialed a number. The screen still displayed the words “Time Rift”!

"Beep... Hello, this is Bodhi. One V3 set meal, please! Oh, and an egg too? Okay, bye!"

After Bodhi Patriarch hung up the phone, he immediately beamed at Wukong: "Alright, immortality is all set for you. The package also includes bonus attributes like immense strength and weapon mastery."

"So fast?!" Wukong was a little confused.

"…………!"

Silence fell. Everyone in the other worlds was silent. There were no dazzling special effects, no overwhelming bursts of power. This divine skill was learned as simply and plainly as ordering takeout, or rather, he was just ordering takeout! He even added an egg.

"Wow! Ordering takeout here, what are the terms? The V3 set meal even comes with an extra egg."

Seeing that the phone call was made to Time Rift, everyone remembered Time Chicken's cheeky, wicked smile. Don't underestimate Time Chicken's greedy nature, so it's possible that Time Chicken also works part-time as a chef or even delivers takeout.

"Is this their tradition in the Gorge of Time, where everything is done with a single phone call?"

Thinking of this, everyone's lips twitched. It seemed that Little King Kong also fixed the time warp by making a phone call in the last video. It can only be said that Time Chicken is truly worthy of being his subordinate; he has learned his personality and work style very well.

Or is it that the telephone is omnipotent there, and there's nothing it can't handle...? Now, even learning martial arts techniques is just a matter of making a phone call and ordering a package. Isn't that absurd?!

The World Under One Person

"Tell me this is a lie. You can learn immortality and superhuman strength just by making a phone call?!" Xu Si took out a cigarette and put it in his mouth, his hand trembling slightly as he lit it.

Is this some kind of exaggerated act? At least move around a little, pretend you know it! You learned it without even practicing!

And these superhuman strength and weapon proficiency are just bonuses?! Putting aside the superhuman strength, isn't weapon proficiency something you acquire through diligent practice day and night?! You're telling me you just learned it like that?!

100,000 Cold Jokes World

Not to mention other worlds, even the gods of this world began to question their existence. Thor, who was still traveling with Little King Kong, threw away his hammer.

"Woof!! Woof woof woof..."

"Thor, I understand you." Athena patted Thor on the shoulder, though she couldn't understand the words. But judging from Thor's explosive reaction, she knew he must have been yelling at her pretty hard.

If you could learn amazing skills just by making a phone call, who would bother practicing day and night?! That's just asking for trouble...

And these days, it's ridiculous to think you can learn a divine skill just by making a phone call! At least Shen Jianxin diligently studied and practiced the "Pure Yang Manual," but now he claims to have mastered it without even lifting a finger.

“However!” Bodhi Patriarch’s expression turned serious: “This is an extraordinary path, seizing the creation of heaven and earth, and encroaching upon the mysteries of the sun and moon.”

"Once the elixir is completed, even ghosts and gods will find it intolerable! Although it will preserve your youth and prolong your life, granting you immortality, a natural calamity will befall you every 500 years!"

"Three times in total. If one manages to escape, one lives to a ripe old age. If one cannot escape... one dies, one's bones and flesh turn to ashes, and one's spirit dissipates."

Perhaps feeling that what he said was too terrifying, Bodhi Patriarch playfully put two fingers to his eyes and smiled, saying, "But don't be afraid, I will teach you the method to avoid the three calamities..."

[The Bodhi Patriarch paused here, because the Wukong before him was trembling uncontrollably, his legs were weak, his eyes rolled back as if tears were welling up in them, and there was a pool of yellow liquid at his feet.]

"Oh, you've really scared yourself to death!"

"Hahaha... I'm dying of laughter... No, cough cough! Damn it! Give me back the Great Sage I know and love! How could the Great Sage be so scared he peed his pants... Sorry, I just couldn't hold it in anymore, hahaha!!"

Everyone burst into laughter at the sight. Although Bodhi Patriarch spoke very seriously, seeing the monkey looking like it was almost crying from fright was just too funny to bear!

Having witnessed the fearless Wukong, and then seeing this monkey, the complete opposite, looking utterly terrified, who could possibly resist?!

The Monkey King World

Wukong was nodding frequently when he heard Bodhi Patriarch's explanation, since his words were indeed similar to what his master had told him.

When he saw the monkey's reaction on the screen, Wukong froze, unaware that the golden cudgel in his hand had fallen to the ground. All he knew was that he would never be able to lift his head again.

"Hahahaha, Master, look at how my senior brother looks on the screen! He's scared to death! Hahahaha!" Pigsy laughed and tugged at the Holy Monk's sleeve, gesturing for him to look.

"Alright, I understand." Jiang Hua's version of the holy monk patted Bajie's hand to indicate that he understood, then very considerately put his hands together, closed his eyes and chanted scriptures, pretending that he hadn't seen anything.

After all, he still had to show some concern for his eldest disciple's wounded heart, but he could only pretend not to see it.

At this moment, Wukong was squatting on the ground, completely bewildered as to why his counterpart in the other world was such a coward! (Read thrilling novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

Please, have some backbone! With such little courage, what are you trying to do, causing trouble in Heaven? You'll be exposed as nothing in a minute. You might as well go back to bed and wash up.

Magical Mobile World

"Stop looking! Stop looking!! All of you stop looking!" Wukong was jumping around and waving his arms and legs, trying to block their view, but what was the use? They had already seen everything clearly.

"Okay, okay!! We won't look anymore, we didn't see anything just now either." You Suowei also very considerately indicated that he hadn't seen anything just now.

Looking at everyone's expressions, Wukong knew they had seen everything. So he stopped struggling and completely gave up! If he could, he wanted to go to that world and beat that damned monkey's ass to a pulp, teaching him what backbone was.

We're all Sun Wukong, we all learned the same magic, so why are you so cowardly?! Show some backbone to me, Old Sun!

Prequel to the Lotus Lantern

"Sigh, this monkey is really something." Master Yuding shook his fan and sighed, thinking of the Wukong he had taught, who was intelligent, had an extraordinary temperament, and seemed fearless.

"Compared to the Goku in the video, the difference is too big. If my Goku saw this, he would cause a huge uproar."

As it turned out, Master Yuding was right. Wukong, who was in the Water Curtain Cave at that moment, was indeed furious after seeing this scene and had nowhere to vent his anger.

The monkeys in the Water Curtain Cave dare to guarantee that they have never seen their king so angry in all these years.

"It's alright, there are two kinds of this method!" Patriarch Bodhi quickly laughed it off, holding up three fingers: "There's one Heavenly Dipper method, with thirty-six transformations! There's another Earthly Fiend method, with seventy-two transformations. Which one do you want to learn?!"

Under the speechless gaze of the Bodhi Patriarch, Wukong raised his hand, trembling, and stammered, "This disciple...learn, learn, learn...more! It's safer that way."

[Bodhi Patriarch exclaimed helplessly: "When are you going to stop shaking?"]

"Very well, I will teach you the incantation. Come forward!" Patriarch Bodhi channeled his energy into his hands, slowly opened his eyes, and his expression turned solemn.

"The air in the dream begins to smoke." Bodhi Patriarch swayed up and down to the rhythm, and began to sing. "A perfect face slowly appears in the haze..." 710

"Wait, Master, is this an incantation?! Why does it sound so familiar?" Cold sweat broke out on Wukong's face, and he quickly reached out to interrupt.