[The words "Sorry, I was having a prenatal checkup today, so I missed it..." gradually appeared on the cloud.]
This completely baffled Wukong: "What's cloud inspection?! Do clouds need inspection too?"
"There's a conspiracy here! There's definitely something fishy going on! From the disdainful voice that echoed in Goku's mind, Goku seemed to regain his powers! The Flying Nimbus also appeared."
"Hahaha, what the hell is this pregnancy test? What kind of weird input method is this?... Wait a minute! It's already strange enough that a cloud can type."
Strange things happen every year, but this year there seem to be more than usual! These days, even a cloud can type. Although everyone knows this isn't the time to laugh, their mouths are practically stretched to their ears; they just can't help it.
Good grief, I never thought the Somersault Cloud would actually become a top-tier sports car. Not only does it require license plates, but ridiculously, it also has to go through a cloud inspection... You might as well just say it's inspected in the past year!!
But what can you possibly inspect with a cloud like that?! Inspect the exhaust emissions, you think…?
And your braking system is clearly faulty! The first time you hit Bodhi Patriarch, the second time you hit the Mischievous Demon King! How did you pass the vehicle inspection? Your braking system is obviously substandard!
People from other worlds couldn't stand it anymore and covered their faces with their hands! Great Sage! You should hurry up and get insurance or install a dashcam, otherwise even selling Flower Fruit Mountain wouldn't be enough to cover the losses.
Super God Academy: Heroes Company
"What am I seeing?!" Angel Yan blinked her eyes in a daze. "This cloud has come to life? It has its own consciousness. It can even type?!"
After all, in the eyes of the angels, this cloud is just like a means of transportation on Earth in the Chiwu Galaxy, since it also needs a license plate.
But the current level of horror is no less than when you're driving and your car suddenly tells you, "I'm thirsty, go drink two pounds of 95-octane gasoline first," which is absolutely terrifying.
The World Under One Person
"I already didn't understand the point of getting a license plate for the Somersault Cloud... and now, to make matters worse, they want it inspected by the cloud." Zhang Chulan's worldview was completely shattered. The Somersault Cloud is supposed to be the Great Sage's flagship, how could their reason be so pragmatic!
And why do you even need a license plate?! Are there traffic lights and electronic cameras in the air...? Uh, thinking about it carefully, it might actually be true.
But cloud-based inspections are going too far! Do you think this cloud can be disassembled to inspect the engine or replace parts?! Wake up, you're a cloud, not a sports car!!
100,000 Cold Jokes World
Compared to the astonishment and moral collapse of people in other worlds, the people in this world seemed much calmer, and their ability to accept things was clearly much stronger than that of people in other worlds.
"Speaking of which, he did remind me that I almost forgot about the annual inspection. The last time it was inspected was when it broke down." Athena reached out and touched her spaceship, lost in thought.
However, the River God and Little King Kong on the spaceship looked at each other in bewilderment, and then Little King Kong asked a question that struck at the heart of the matter: "Excuse me, when do you usually get your annual inspection?!"
"Annual inspection?! Why should I go?" Athena asked matter-of-factly, "My spaceship isn't broken, why should I need to get it inspected?"
In Athena's view, a plane should only be repaired when it breaks down! Otherwise, wouldn't it be a waste of money?
"As expected of you!" Little King Kong gave Athena a thumbs-up, speechless.
Wukong then said softly to the Somersault Cloud, "This is none of your business. You can go now."
"Okay!" The Somersault Cloud uttered two adorable words from its body, then dashed off in a flash. Self-driving technology is awesome!
Wukong could no longer contain his smile, and a powerful aura emanated from him as he transformed back into his original towering form: "So all of this was real."
Although the mischievous devil was secretly alarmed, he still tried to remain calm: "So you actually had hidden strength! Little monkey. You're getting excited and acting cute again."
He threw a punch with all his might, but it was casually blocked by Goku, who had his eyes closed.
"It's not about hiding my strength." Wukong punched the Demon King in the stomach with a speed barely visible to the naked eye, the force of the punch penetrating his body and creating a deep crater in the stone wall behind him.
"He can't believe his own power!!" With a burst of strength, Wukong flung the Demon King away, sending him crashing into a cliff and kicking up thick smoke.
"Hmm, that's more like it. Now you're starting to look like the Monkey King."
The people watching the video nodded in agreement; this strength did indeed resemble that of the unruly Great Sage. (Read thrilling novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
Magical Mobile World
"Look, everyone, look!!" Wukong was excitedly urging everyone to watch the video.
At this moment, he couldn't help but shed tears. It really wasn't easy! After losing face for so long, he finally had a moment of glory. He had really wronged himself, you little devil!
Wukong clearly remembered how easily and effortlessly he defeated the Demon King.
Maybe the monkey in the video can be taken down in just a few moves. Then we'll have to show them my power and wash away some of the humiliation we suffered before.
The Legend of Nezha: Prequel World
"Monkeys, open your eyes wide and see how your king took it down in just a few moves!" Wukong began to feel smug, after all, this was definitely his moment to shine, and he wanted his monkey followers to watch closely.
After waiting for so long, the moment of glory has finally arrived.
The Mischievous Demon King staggered out of the smoke, drenched in cold sweat, staring in disbelief at Wukong striking various poses before him: just moments ago, he had been knocked unconscious by a single punch.
"What a joke!!" The Demon King, unable to believe his eyes, roared to the sky, brandishing his sword and leaping high in front of Wukong in the blink of an eye: "Take this!"
But the next moment, the style of the scene changed drastically!
"Go ahead and chop me, you heartless man! Just kill me!" Wukong transformed into a female hippopotamus, wearing a pink top and a green skirt, holding a handkerchief and looking at her with teary eyes, like a resentful woman confined to her chambers.
As she fell to the ground, she didn't forget to reach down and pull down her skirt to cover his red underwear.
The mischievous boy was completely bewildered: "Where did this hippo come from? And the monkey? Where's the monkey?"
"Now she's with the monkey and doesn't want me anymore!" At this moment, Wukong sounded like a virtuous woman who had been abandoned, her voice filled with indescribable grievance.
The mischievous king was dumbfounded: "Who's dating a monkey?! You damn hippo!"
"She used to call me 'Sweetie' when she watched the moon with me. Now that someone new has taken over, she calls me 'Dead Hippo'!"
The scene even includes a picture of the mischievous devil sitting on a rooftop with a hippo, gazing at the moon.
"When did I ever call you 'Sweetie'?!" The mischievous boy was completely fooled, scratching his head and trying hard to remember if he had really called her that!
"Hahaha, this is absolutely hilarious! Wukong! We're not kidding, but do you have a unique talent for turning into a woman, or are you actually female by nature?!"
"I can only say that you are truly unique, you one-of-a-kind monkey! How do you understand girls' hearts so well? How come you seem so natural?"
While everyone burst into laughter, they began to doubt the monkey's gender even further. Maybe it really was a female monkey! Otherwise, how could it understand women's psychology better than women themselves and have the troublemaker completely under its control?
"Hehehe... You used to call me Sweetie, now you call me Dead Hippo... Hahaha, non-existent memories have increased."
I have to say, this monkey is really good at playing tricks, especially with this non-existent memory!! It almost made them die laughing. This is ridiculous! Changing things is one thing, but creating something out of nothing! Look how they've completely fooled the mischievous devil.
When I watched "Journey to the West" before, I never thought that this mischievous demon king was so stupid... He even believed such obviously deceptive words! Sooner or later, he would be swindled out of his entire fortune.
Magical Mobile World
"…!" Wukong was completely stunned, staring at the effeminate hippo. You damn hippo… no, you damn monkey, why are you doing all those fancy tricks?! Aren't you embarrassing enough already?!
Where was your moment of glory?! If you have the ability, why did you go through all that trouble? You could have just taken him down with a few punches and kicks! Now I, Old Sun, am too ashamed to even raise my head.
"Got it! Got it!" Lu Xiaoqian and Bajie each patted Wukong on one shoulder, starting to comfort him. Although they said that, their smiles were practically reaching their ears.
They didn't want to either, but they just couldn't help it! Haha.
A Chinese Odyssey World
"Why does this monkey's line sound so familiar?" Mrs. Niu suddenly felt that the line was so fitting, as if she should be the one saying it! This monkey used to call her "Little Sweetie," and now it calls her "Mrs. Niu."
I never expected this monkey to be so good at entertaining! He brought to life the image of a neglected, resentful woman.
The World Under One Person
After witnessing this scene, Zhang Chulan remained silent for a long time, letting out a barely audible sigh. The image of the Great Sage was completely shattered.
"Your non-existent memories are like Tiger's brother from 'Punch Kaisen', right?! Directly unleash your domain, non-existent memories!!"
Good heavens, no wonder he managed to fool that devilish devil so badly. This non-existent memory is just like Hisahito Itadori, who's still fighting even though the series is almost over—it's just too outrageous.
You damn hippo, do you have to act this convincingly?! You're making it sound so plausible. Even I, someone watching from outside the video, almost believed you…
Chapter 259 Where there is a Crouching Dragon, there will be a Young Phoenix!
"He actually pretended not to know me..." The female hippopotamus, who was actually Wukong, had tears in her eyes, as if she had heard some terrible news, and became extremely sad.
"Have you forgotten what you said back then?"
The scene shifts to a small, sparsely furnished house. The mischievous prince reaches for a large knife beside the farm tools, and without turning back, bids farewell: "Sweetie, I'm leaving."
"You little rascal! Don't go, don't leave me. Don't abandon me!" The female hippopotamus cried, reaching out to stop him, her steps faltering, her sobs heartbreaking.
"Sweetie, don't worry. I'll definitely make a name for myself and become a great monster. Then I'll definitely come back for you."
"Then, we'll enjoy wealth and luxury together. You must wait for me!" The mischievous devil, determined to make a name for himself, ran off crying.
Back in reality, even the Mischievous Demon King was stunned by Wukong's words, clutching his head in disbelief. "Is that so?! My memory is a bit muddled. Have I ever suffered from amnesia?"
[The Demon King roared to the sky, "It must have been caused by Chu Yunhuo being hit by something just now!!"]
"Wake up!! You don't even have that memory, okay? When did you ever have such a poignant love story from '897'? Stop making things up in your head!!"
"Looks like I really am hungry. Looking at this alluring female hippo, I actually find her quite attractive..."
"Little rascal?! What an amazing nickname! You two are a perfect match! A little sweetheart and a little rascal."
Everyone looked at the troublemaker with mixed feelings of amusement and exasperation. His already not-so-bright brain had been completely brainwashed into a love-struck mind by this dead hippo.
Where did this melodramatic soap opera scene come from?! This hippo is making it sound so real. If this were true, given how love-struck this female hippo is, she would have already run off to dig for wild vegetables with Wang Baoxun!
And you even called it a cloud disaster… You say you remember being hit by the somersault cloud, but don’t you even think about why you were hit in the first place… You were hitting a monkey!! A monkey! Not some little sweetie!
Fox Spirit Matchmaker World
"I can't take it anymore! It's giving me a headache." Tu Shan Rongrong rubbed her forehead with gritted teeth, feeling that if she continued watching, her IQ would be dragged down to the same level.
She had never seen such a stupid monster. She was completely fooled by a few words, and the key point was that this so-called memory did not exist at all, but she actually believed it! ... She would rather believe that she had amnesia than believe that the other party was lying to her.
The Monkey King World
You'll Also Like
-
Night Watchman: Linked to the Legend of Sword and Fairy game, strongly promoting Huaiqing.
Chapter 240 12 minute ago -
Crayon Shin-chan: As someone who's traveled through time, all I want is a huge reward!
Chapter 272 12 minute ago -
Land of Light: The strongest support system, sweeping through nebulae.
Chapter 244 12 minute ago -
Ling Cage: I am a spiritual master, devouring source matter to become a god.
Chapter 263 12 minute ago -
Food Wars!: I Became a Fantasy Ingredient Supplier
Chapter 195 12 minute ago -
Courtyard House: My Long and Hard Body Makes Me Play with All the Women in the Courtyard
Chapter 828 12 minute ago -
Film and Television: A Man in White Horse, Begins by Becoming an Apprentice of Yu Sheng Demon
Chapter 282 12 minute ago -
Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero
Chapter 1238 12 minute ago -
Zhenguan: I, Dou Fengjie, will not be the first cuckold.
Chapter 91 12 minute ago -
Beast Taming: My first spirit beast was a frog junior?
Chapter 115 12 minute ago