"I understand this feeling!" Pigsy suddenly became filled with sorrow, seemingly moved by something: "As the saying goes, 'Love has always brought only regret, and this regret will last forever...'"
"Alright! That's annoying enough already, stop making things worse." Wukong slapped him on the head; he was annoyed too. He wished he could drag that damned monkey out of the screen and beat him up.
Being dramatic is one thing, but don't add so many pretentious poses! You may not care about shame, but I do!
If this continues, people will think that I defeated the Demon King of Chaos by deceiving others' feelings! What will the people of the Three Realms think of me then?
After roaring to the sky, the Mischievous Demon King approached the female hippopotamus, raised his treasured sword, and hurled it at her.
The mischievous devil reached out and picked up the hippo, pulling it close to him. A blush spread across his face as he gazed at it affectionately: "If this is true, then I have amnesia."
"But don't worry, the Sha family are the undisputed masters of chaos. Even if they've lost their memory, they won't mistreat their women. Sweetie!!"
"You little rascal!" The female hippo looked at him with equal affection.
The mischievous king's voice softened: "Sweetie, please don't call me a little rascal, okay? It sounds a bit low-class. How about calling me Little Shishi instead?"
"Okay, little rascal. No problem, little rascal." Then the two embraced passionately.
"Uh... what an epic, eye-searing scene! If you didn't know better, you'd think you were watching some kind of heart-wrenching romance."
"Wow... this is love! It's so touching. If it's true."
The people from other worlds stared at the mischievous devil, who was now completely convinced, with exasperation! Wake up! You're not hugging that hippopotamus, you're hugging that dead monkey!!
Hippopotamuses don't even exist! That damned monkey made it all up, don't believe it!! Sigh, everyone sighed silently. They had done their best with this level of intelligence, but they had to admit that, to some extent, this troublemaker was indeed a good man.
100,000 Cold Jokes World
"What's wrong with you, you little thug? You look down on us little thugs, huh? What gang are you from?" The thug holding the dagger wanted to teach the devil a lesson after hearing the devil's words.
You can look down on me as a person, but don't look down on my profession!! As a professional petty thug, he plans to stake out the notorious troublemaker and teach him a lesson. After all, even the strongest person has weaknesses, and as long as he seizes the opportunity… hehe!!
Just as the two were embracing affectionately, the mischievous devil suddenly paused, looking at the tail he was holding in his hand, somewhat puzzled: "Sweetie, why do you have a monkey tail?"
The previously sweet atmosphere vanished instantly, and the scene fell silent, creating an awkward silence.
"Because I'm just a monkey, a little rascal!" Wukong stopped pretending and reverted to his original form.
"What?!" The mischievous devil was so angry that he froze on the spot.
Wukong clenched his fist, his sheer force carving a long gash in the ground, before delivering a powerful punch to the Demon King's chin.
"The Monkey King of Flower Fruit Mountain rises to become the Overlord!!" (For super-exciting novels, visit Feilu Novel Network!)
"Ah!!" The Demon King coughed up blood! He flew towards the sky and transformed into a star: "I will definitely return!!"
The monkeys quickly gathered around, cheering excitedly.
"Your Majesty is so amazing!!!"
"Great King Monkey King is awesome!!!"
"Although I won, I don't know why I felt no joy at all. I felt inexplicably sad for the devil, that I had been deceived by a scumbag monkey."
"Considering the psychological trauma of this troublemaker... he probably won't dare to fall in love again for the rest of his life. It's really tragic, and he'll definitely be traumatized by this."
People from other worlds covered their faces with their hands, even they felt that this fight was the most bizarre they had ever seen... Goodness, the romance between Sweetie and the hoodlum ended before it even began.
After watching the entire battle, everyone couldn't help but sigh, "That monkey is truly despicable! Just like the Time Chicken, they even started to wonder if all the talking animals in the game shared the same personality..."
The Big Bad Wolf King on the Green Green Grassland was displeased upon hearing the lines spoken by the Mischievous Demon King after he left.
Grabbing a hammer and wrench, he planned to build a machine that could travel through the world: "How dare you steal my lines, King Grey Wolf!! Once I invent this world-traveling device, I'll teach you a lesson."
Then Wukong saw the treasured sword left behind by the Demon King of Chaos. He picked it up and wielded it a couple of times before the blade was flicked away and flew up to a large tree!
A pained cry came from there: "Ugh, my chrysanthemum!!"
At this moment, an old monkey, leaning on a cane, walked over and said, "If you want weapons, this old man knows a good place."
"If we sail downstream, we can reach the Dragon Palace of the East Sea. The Dragon King there loves to collect weapons. Your Majesty can ask him for one."
So Wukong and the old monkey walked to the riverbank, looking at the surging water: "This is it, Your Majesty. We can reach the Dragon Palace from here."
The old monkey looked at Wukong with some concern: "But if I may be so bold, Your Majesty, are you a good swimmer?!"
"No problem! I'll just turn into a fish." Wukong smiled confidently, then his figure flashed, instantly transforming. But this form... well, it wasn't entirely unrelated; it was only half right.
[A huge fish head, broken in half. Then four limbs grow from the head, and a fish tail follows behind.]
(See the illustration in the bottom right corner for details. I've uploaded the picture; it's really hard to describe, too complicated to put into words!)
"How is it?!" Wukong asked with considerable confidence.
"Your Majesty is truly amazing! I never imagined that you could conjure up the entire fish based solely on what I usually see. What incredible power!" The old monkey recalled that when he saw the fish, only its head and tail were above the water, and it had indeed become exactly the same.
"Yes, I also think I'm practically a genius."
"Hehe, truly a genius. As expected, where there is a Crouching Dragon, there will be a Young Phoenix! It's one thing for Wukong to have never seen a fish, but old monkey, at your age, have you never seen a fish in its entirety?"
The group of 3.6 people stared at the fish that Wukong had transformed into, and its appearance was simply indescribable! Are you sure this isn't some kind of strange creature?! Have you ever seen a fish with arms and legs? There are some, but those are crocodiles! You're such a genius!
I really don't know whether to say his transformation skills are brilliant or not! If you say they are brilliant, he can actually conjure up what he imagines just by looking at it, and he even thoughtfully fills in the blanks in his mind.
But to say he's not clever is one thing; he just conjures things up, whether they're right or wrong is another matter entirely.
And this old monkey is really something else. He's lived most of his life, and I don't believe he's never seen a real fish. You're definitely playing a trick on your king!
Fox Spirit Matchmaker World
"This transformation technique is truly nothing to write home about." Tu Shan Rongrong's lips twitched as she looked at it. She had never seen such a strangely shaped fish in her life, assuming that it was actually a fish.
If a real aberrant creature were to see this, it would probably exclaim, "Brother, you're really handsome!"
In other words, its main selling point is novelty! It's neither fish nor monkey.
(There's an illustration in the bottom right corner; let me see if I can upload it.)
Chapter 260 Why is the Golden Cudgel all wet?
"I'll be right back," Wukong said, then plunged into the raging river, remaining motionless for a long time.
Then suddenly, a hand reached out from the river, struggling and shouting, "Help!!"
"Your Majesty!!" The old monkey cried out involuntarily as he watched Wukong's raised hand drift further and further away.
"I'll be right back. I was just worried you wouldn't come back. This scene seems a bit familiar!"
The crowd looked at each other, stunned for a moment, and then fell silent... This isn't just poor swimming ability, it's that you can't swim at all!
So your transformation was completely useless! The mighty Monkey King isn't going to drown in the river before even starting his mission, is he?! That's such a pathetic way to die…
Magical Mobile World
"Utterly absurd! Although I, Old Sun, am not a very good swimmer, I am not so bad as to drown!" Wukong pursed his lips and explained to the crowd with a somewhat impassioned expression.
Although I, Old Sun, am not a good swimmer, at least I know to recite a water-avoidance mantra before going into the water, so I won't drown.
"Brother Monkey! I support you this time," Pigsy immediately chimed in.
After all, back when his senior brother hadn't even learned magic yet, he still dared to row a small raft across the ocean to seek out a master! How could he possibly be completely ignorant of swimming?!
"Your Majesty!" At the same time, a shrimp soldier in the East Sea Dragon Palace reported to Dragon King Ao Guang what he had discovered: "Today, while patrolling the sea to the vicinity of the source of Flower Fruit Mountain, I found a strange fish unconscious in the water!"
"We don't know what kind of monster it is, so let's capture it and bring it back to the King for inspection."
"Are you sure it's a strange fish and not a monster?! The way Goku transforms into is considered a fish?!"
The people from other worlds were stunned. What kind of eyesight do you have, you shrimp soldier?! Even that strange creature that Wukong transformed into can be considered a fish... If you have bad eyesight, just donate it. Even the Qilin looks better than him.
Or are you saying that as long as it has a fish head, it's all treated as a fish? Besides the fact that the head looks like a fish, didn't you notice that those four hairy arms and legs are things a fish could possibly have?!
"Oh?!" Ao Guang stepped out from behind the screen, his hands folded in front of him, also showing some curiosity. "Bring it here for me to see."
The shrimp soldier slammed the package behind him down in front of him, opened the bag, and a wet, slick monkey lay sprawled on the ground.
Dragon King Ao Guang felt he had been tricked and angrily complained, "What kind of strange fish is this! Isn't it just a bloated monkey?!"
The shrimp soldier scratched his head, somewhat confused. "It didn't look like this when I first saw it."
At this moment, Wukong also woke up, spitting out about two pounds of water. He then stood up, smoothed his hair, and struck a pose with a rather smug look on his face: "I really did come here as planned."
[But Wukong hadn't realized yet that he was facing the wrong direction in his pose.]
"Wasn't your plan to turn into a fish and swim directly to the Dragon Palace of the East Sea? Now, it's clear that you were drowning and had to be rescued. Your plan was doomed from the start."
Those who knew what had happened felt embarrassed for the smug monkey. Your plan didn't include drowning... you almost drowned, stop pretending!
Wait, what kind of plan do you have?! Everyone suddenly realized they'd almost been misled. Going to the sea to find the Dragon Palace? That's not a plan, that's just a pretense!
Seeing the monkey striking an inexplicable pose, both Dragon King Ao Guang and the Turtle Prime Minister were startled: "Good heavens!! A human has jumped out from among the monkeys!"
"Hey, little turtle, your head was so scared it could stretch out again." Having calmed down, Ao Guang noticed that his little turtle's neck had returned to normal.
"Look closely. I'm still a monkey, a monkey in clothes!" Wukong explained, then clasped his hands in a respectful greeting: "Judging by this lady's extraordinary bearing, she must be the Dragon King's sister."
Ao Guang quietly said, "I am the Dragon King."
"Uh... the Dragon King is a woman?!" Wukong was taken aback for a moment but didn't pay much attention, continuing politely, "Sister Dragon King, I am the Monkey King of Flower Fruit Mountain. I have long heard of your many divine artifacts, and I suppose you have some extra, so I have come to request one!"
Looking at the monkey before him, Dragon King Ao Guang remembered Little King Kong's instructions: if a monkey ever comes to you, give it to him; and... don't use it for personal purposes!
"Who would use it for personal purposes?!" Dragon King Ao Guang covered his face with his hands, his face turning bright red with embarrassment.
"The little turtle stretched its neck out when it got scared. So wasn't Nezha's death too unjust? It was definitely not worth it!"
"I didn't expect this monkey to be so polite. It called out 'Sister Dragon King' so naturally. It's quite sensible."
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