"So, you still used it for personal purposes, didn't you?! That expression really makes people think the wrong thing."
No, no, calm down!! At this time, we should use the opposite approach to understand... This is the conclusion that everyone has drawn after observing the world for so long: the more something seems like it's going to happen, the less likely it is to happen.
So at this point, we should look at it from the opposite perspective; it shouldn't have been used for personal purposes! This video is just trying to mislead us, after all, he's the mighty Dragon King of the East Sea, there's no way he could have done that.
At this moment, everyone showed a shrewd look, as if they had already seen through them and that they would not be fooled this time!
Even Tu Shan Rongrong from the world of Fox Spirit Matchmaker thought so. After all, the Dragon King was a great demon, and it wouldn't be an exaggeration to call him a god. How could he possibly do something like that... well, there were some things she couldn't bring herself to say.
100,000 Cold Jokes World
"So what if it's for personal use? What's the big deal? It's just a weapon. Little King Kong is being too stingy." Athena's words were surprising, startling Little King Kong, who was being called stingy.
Little King Kong hesitated for a moment before asking, "Big sister, do you... know what 'private use' means?"
Athena gave me a look that said, "What else can it be used for? Since it's called the Ruyi Jingu Bang (Golden Cudgel), it's obviously used as a rolling pin, or to clean up kitchen drains and such."
Little King Kong sighed and leaned close to Athena's ear to whisper something... After a long while, Little King Kong was slapped away by Athena.
"You scoundrel!! You pervert! You filthy!!" Athena's face turned bright red as she emptied her mind of all the curses she could think of.
So this is how it can be used for private purposes! Athena has finally grown up.
"Since we're neighbors, little turtle, go to the treasure vault and pick out a fine weapon." The Dragon King's eyes narrowed, secretly thinking that he might as well just give him a good weapon; it would be a way of giving Brother Vajra some satisfaction.
Soon after, the Dragon Palace of the East Sea trembled violently. Three yakshas were seen struggling to carry a painted halberd! Each step they took shattered the ground, causing the Dragon Palace to shake.
"A halberd with a painted shaft, a limited collector's edition. Forged from black iron, weighing 7200 jin! It can shatter stone and forge iron! Free shipping within Jiangsu, Zhejiang, and Shanghai. Immortal, why don't you give it a try? Can you lift it?" Turtle Prime Minister explained to Wukong.
"Good heavens, no wonder you offer free shipping to Jiangsu, Zhejiang, and Shanghai. Isn't that right next to your East China Sea?! You don't even bother delivering to places that are a little further away."
The people from other worlds twitched at this moment. So the Dragon Palace was also in the arms business! No wonder they were so rich and their reputation had spread far and wide.
It's a limited edition, is it? Is it another LV or Baleno? The people from other worlds were reminded of that queen in her designer broom.
After all, LV even makes brooms, so it's possible they don't deal in arms. Maybe this limited edition halberd pole was produced by them!
I have to say, this approach is really unconventional!
[Wukong easily lifted the 7200-jin (approximately 360 catties) halberd with one hand, which startled the Turtle Prime Minister.]
[Then, Goku casually began to wave one hand, and even tossed the object upwards with both hands, catching it with his teeth, then twisting his head and flicking it, accidentally sending it flying.]
[At this moment, outside the Dragon Palace of the East Sea, a spaceship is sailing on the sea: "Hahahaha! Foolish Earthlings would never have imagined that we would launch an attack from the sea."]
"This time, let's wipe out all Earthlings! Avenge our king!" Inside the spaceship, a group of aliens who looked remarkably like Frieza were smugly discussing their strategy.
"Hmph! That's right, my dear brother! Prepare to die, Earthling! Hahaha!"
At this moment, the halberd that Wukong had flung away pierced the spaceship, causing it to explode and create a small wave on the sea. Thus, Sun Wukong saved Earth once again.
"This composition is far too complex... I'm speechless. You're Cooler, right? Frieza's older brother? You've landed your spaceship in the wrong movie!!"
Everyone stared in disbelief. Why would a spaceship appear in an Eastern myth?! And this monkey isn't Sun Wukong; it can't baa baa baa! The enemy you're looking for is on the next set.
"In a sense, it seems like we didn't go astray. After all, isn't the first technique of Bodhi Patriarch supposed to allow one to become a Super Saiyan Monkey?! This would surely make him shit his pants."
After thinking about it, everyone realized that it made some sense! It seemed they hadn't actually gone the wrong way.
However, everyone fell silent as they watched the spaceship explode... You died such an unjust death! You were Frieza's brother, after all. Is it really appropriate for you to die in such an accident?!
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"Look, this is the consequence of malicious aliens coming to Earth." Although Sun Wukong didn't know who the person in the spaceship was, it wasn't hard to tell from his appearance that he was an alien from another planet.
Unexpectedly, he saved Earth from a crisis by sheer coincidence. He truly lives up to his reputation as... uh, Goku from another world!
The World Under One Person
"Frieza's older brother...you're just running around in this world, aren't you just asking to die?!" Zhang Chulan's ability to accept things has clearly improved, and he has become quite accepting of characters that appear from time to time.
But in this era where gods are everywhere, you think you can destroy the Earth?! Don't be ridiculous. You'd be better off going back to fight Beerus, the God of Destruction.
"Too light, too light, not comfortable to handle, good Dragon King, good sister. I don't use many weapons. Don't lie to me. This is supposed to be a good weapon?!"
“It’s because you’re too strong,” Dragon King Ao Guang immediately retorted. “I haven’t even scolded you for damaging my roof, and you’re already blaming me. Fine, little turtle! Go and get another good weapon.”
[Prime Minister Turtle hesitated for a moment, then stepped forward: "Your Majesty, that is already our heaviest and best weapon!"]
"Huh?!" Ao Guang was startled, thinking that even the heaviest weapon in the East Sea was too light. Aside from that treasure, there was no other weapon in the world that this monstrous monkey could wield!
Is this the reason why Brother King Kong specifically instructed us to do so?
Thinking of this, Ao Guang turned to Wukong and said, "Monkey, I have another treasure called the Sea-Stabilizing Needle! It's in the back garden. Come with me."
[Upon arriving at the back garden, Ao Guang 887 touched a nearby mechanism, causing the entire seabed to tremble. A massive golden cudgel slowly rose from the ground, but... there seemed to be some unidentified liquid at its tip.]
"Sister Dragon King, is this the magic staff you mentioned? Why does it look so wet?" Wukong held his hand up to his eyes, examining it closely.
"Doesn't your Dragon Palace have a water-repelling ring?"
Ao Guang, somewhat embarrassed, covered his face and offered a wry explanation: "After all, it's still underwater, the air's a bit humid. Haha!"
"This..." The women from other worlds blushed.
The gentlemen who witnessed this scene naturally understood the reason, and they all began to scrutinize the Dragon King Ao Guang with gentlemanly eyes. He was truly a man of hidden depths! Who would have thought he was actually an experienced driver…
After all, whose air is humid? Only the front part is wet, it's clearly for personal use, and the unidentified liquid on it is too obvious, Dragon King Sister!!
"Oh no, after Wukong's image was ruined, now he can't even look the Dragon King in the eye... No wonder he refused to hand over the Ruyi Jingu Bang, so that's the reason!"
Fox Spirit Matchmaker World
"No wonder, it's because the air is humid. That explains it." Only the clever Tu Shan Ya Ya believed this reason, unaware that Tu Shan Rong Rong next to her had already lost her mind, and the abacus she was holding had fallen to the ground at some point.
"I never expected I was wrong... it really was for private use." Tu Shan Rongrong's face turned a little red; she couldn't figure it out no matter how hard she tried.
The Legend of Nezha: Prequel World
"Uh..." The Dragon King, who had been watching the spectacle with amusement, was suddenly speechless. Now he was the one being gossiped about.
Originally, watching the screen was just something the Dragon King used to pass the time and have some fun, but now look what's happened! It seems he won't be able to leave the Dragon Palace for the next few hundred years, and he doesn't even know how the people of the Three Realms view him now.
100,000 Cold Jokes World
"Why are you all reacting so strongly?!" Xiaoqing looked at Athena, whose face was flushed and who was covering her face with her hands, and Thor, who was barking incessantly, with some confusion.
"Xiao Qing, don't look. It's too early for you." Little King Kong quickly reached out and covered Xiao Qing's eyes. He didn't want this old lady to pollute Xiao Qing's pure eyes.
Meanwhile, Li Jing's anger over Ao Guang for forcing Xiao Zha Zha to his death had subsided somewhat. Now, he was utterly ashamed to face anyone, oh Ao Guang, my dear sister!
The truth is just as he said. At this moment, Ao Guang felt that he was already dead in society... He was sitting in a chair with his whole body ashen, like the staff of tomorrow, which had been burned out.
P.S.: I originally planned to finish the monkey chapter in this chapter, but then I realized I don't have enough words, so I'll end this chapter with the first half of the next chapter!
Then, let's begin the Fox Spirit King's Wealth and Power arc!
Chapter 261, the Fox Demon King's Power arc begins, so poor they eat grass!
Ao Guang casually fooled Wukong, then placed his hand on the golden cudgel: "Ruyi, Ruyi, grant my wish. Quickly show your power!"
[The golden headband also began to gradually shrink as the incantation was recited.]
A blush crept across Ao Guang's face, his eyes softening with tenderness, and his voice was incredibly gentle: "You can even change its size at will by silently reciting the incantation. That's why I gave it a nickname, 'Ruyi Jingu Bang' (the Ruyi Golden Cudgel). How about that, isn't it amazing!"
"I thought this incantation was something Little King Kong used to fool the Dragon King, but I didn't expect you to actually do it. It's one thing for your abilities to be like the Calabash Brothers, but now even your incantation is like the Calabash Brothers'."
It's often said that women are fickle, but men are too. When the last video of Ao Guang forcing Nezha to his death came out, many people declared they would never love again.
Seeing Ao Guang's expression now, they all gasped for breath and said, "Dragon King, I'm all for it!" Their attitudes changed like flipping a book; good looks were everything, and they maintained a flexible moral compass!
After all, Ao Guang's expression and tone when he was stroking the golden cudgel didn't seem quite proper... leaving them no room for further thought.
The World Under One Person
"Forgive me, forgive me!!" Master Wang Ye of Wudang Mountain quickly closed his eyes and cried out his apologies.
She cursed inwardly. What's going on?! Mind your manners, lady!! What's with that sentimental look while holding a golden cudgel... Don't get sentimental at a time like this, there's a monkey watching.
The monkey next to it completely ignored all of this, its eyes lighting up as it excitedly jumped up and down: "Give it to me?!"
Ao Guang glanced at him and said, "Don't bother seeing me out..."
[Wukong retorted loudly, annoyed: "Then why did you call me over here to see anything?!"]
Ao Guang's expression returned to seriousness as he bluntly stated, "This is a treasure of the Dragon Palace! How can I give it to you so easily? Unless you offer something of great value in exchange."
At this moment, the narrator's voice rang out: "How clever the Monkey King was! With just this one sentence, in the blink of an eye, he understood the meaning expressed between the lines of Ao Guang's words."
So Wukong said, "Sister Dragon King, have you ever heard of the 72 Transformations?"
At this point, the English word "Deartim" (phonetic translation, meaning the next day) appeared on the screen.
A blush crept across Ao Guang's face as he fastened the cloak for the Monkey King, saying softly, "It suits you very well, you look so handsome. This outfit, along with the Ruyi Jingu Bang (Golden Cudgel), is a gift for you."
"Have a safe journey, and come visit again anytime!"
"What?! It's already the second day?! What exactly did you do with your 72 Transformations? Your attitude has completely changed 180 degrees. Not only did you give me the Golden Cudgel, but you even gave me the armor."
Those from other worlds who understood what had happened were utterly astonished. What?! Seventy-two transformations?! It must be seventy-two times!! If it really was as they thought… this damned monkey was incredibly powerful! He lasted a whole day and night.
Upon witnessing this scene, everyone beat their chests in despair and wept bitterly. "Dragon King, you really let that monkey get away with this!"
Wasn't it said that even when the monkey immobilized the seven fairies, they would only go to pick peaches?! How come you know so much about this?!
The Monkey King World
"You damned monkey! I'll strangle you and give me back my Dragon King sister!" Pigsy was shaking Monkey's neck with a face full of jealousy.
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