Wukong didn't struggle, letting Bajie pinch him hard. He probably wanted to be strangled to death too, since he was already too ashamed to face anyone in this life anyway.

Finally, it was Jiang Hua's version of the Holy Monk who stepped in and ended the farce: "Bajie, stop fooling around and let go of Wukong!"

"Love has always brought only regret, and this regret is endless." Pigsy slumped to the ground in sorrow, and began to lament his fate again: "Why is my life so bitter? A thousand lifetimes of love tribulations were not enough, and now this damned monkey has to break my heart."

Hopefully it's not what he thinks, otherwise this little scar will take who knows how long to heal.

Fox Spirit Matchmaker World

"Rongrong, what does 'seventy-two transformations' mean?!" Tu Shan Yaya didn't understand why, after the monkey mentioned the seventy-two transformations, the Dragon King's attitude changed the very next day.

Isn't this a method of transformation?! Or is there some other ingenious use...?

"Sister... this... uh! I don't know where to begin." Tu Shan Rongrong looked a little embarrassed. She had read extensively since childhood and had some knowledge in this area, but it was limited to theoretical knowledge.

For a moment, I didn't know how to explain it to her sister.

Super God Academy: Heroes of the Three Kingdoms

At this moment, Ge Xiaolun, Zhao Xin, and the other members of the "loser trio" looked at Sun Wukong with admiration and a hint of jealousy. What an amazing guy! He lasted a whole day and night.

Wukong's face turned ashen: "I don't want to explain any further. That wasn't me, and I'm not him!"

That's what he said, but every now and then, some girls would glance at him and start chattering about him.

Wukong sighed inwardly. His image was ruined, his reputation damaged! He remembered when he first woke up, their eyes were full of respect when they looked at him…

[Wukong was wearing a golden chainmail, but the armor seemed to be women's, with two large "buns" protruding from his chest... Then, wielding his golden cudgel, he left the Dragon Palace's water-avoiding enclosure.]

"Ugh... glug glug!" Wukong immediately drowned.

Ao Guang, his face covered in cold sweat, watched this scene speechlessly: "They should have given him a water-repelling pearl."

Then the video went dark, as if it had ended.

"Hahaha, the monkey is still the same monkey, his coolness doesn't last more than three seconds. This is no longer a question of whether he is a good swimmer or not. He was already in the water less than three seconds after taking a step out."

"Sister Dragon King, don't you have a men's version of your armor? Or are they sold out...? Those two big bulges on Wukong's chest are a bit distracting. It's clearly women's clothing!"

"Wait, is that all?! No way! I want to see what this version of Havoc in Heaven will be like!!"

The people in other worlds were both amused and exasperated by Goku's instant drowning! You're supposed to be immortal and incredibly strong, so why would you drown?!

Everyone is certain that your weakness in causing havoc in the Heavenly Palace in the future will not be Laozi's Vajra Bracelet, but the River God will be your greatest weakness.

Two days passed, and the screen remained silent. Everyone resumed their daily lives, but having grown accustomed to the presence of the video, the days felt somewhat monotonous without it.

People started to feel nostalgic again, and some even began to wonder if the camera had gotten wet when the Monkey King was drowning, since it had been dark for two days without any movement.

At this moment, the screen finally responded; a towering tree appeared on the big screen, its pink petals falling in the wind.

"It's starting! It's starting! There are new videos to watch!!"

"What a beautiful tree! I wonder what kind of flowers these falling blossoms are? I've never seen them before?"

Everyone was eagerly anticipating it; they'd been holding back for the past two days, wanting to see what kind of video it would be this time!

[At this moment, a narrator begins: In this world, the lifespan difference between humans and demons is enormous. Although they can fall in love, what often awaits the demons afterward is a long period of loneliness!]

[However, as long as the two lovers sincerely swear an oath to the Bitter Love Tree of the Tushan Fox Demon, offering their memories of love between a demon and a human, along with a portion of their demonic power, as sacrifices, sealing them into their own magical artifact, and then borrowing the fox demon's power to split this artifact in two, they can be reincarnated to continue their love.] (Read exciting novels on Feilu Novel Network!)

Upon hearing this introduction, everyone understood. It turned out to be a story about a romance between a human and a demon. They never expected that their past relationship could be rekindled in this way.

But is it possible for a human and a demon to fall in love?! Aren't demons supposed to eat people?

The Legend of the White Snake

Lady White Snake nodded in agreement: "That's absolutely right. The lifespan of mortals has always been a problem."

If you fall in love with a mortal, you not only have to wait, but also watch your loved one die while you grow old. The one who lives on suffers the most.

Yokai List World

“A dragon lives for a hundred years, a human lives for a hundred years! Ah, madman…” Long Sanyuan’s expression was somewhat somber.

Fox Spirit Matchmaker World

Dongfang Huaizhu was somewhat surprised: "The Bitter Love Tree, reincarnated to continue the predestined relationship?! Could it be referring to our Zhifang Heaven and Earth?!"

Although she had never been to Tushan, she had heard of it because of its great reputation.

Dongfang Qinlan, chewing on a lollipop, mumbled, "Who cares? It's all about Tushan anyway! What does it have to do with us?"

Meanwhile, inside Tushan, Tushan Honghong looked worried and reached out to touch Ya Ya's head, wondering whether the screen showing their world was a blessing or a curse.

On the screen, a young man sits cross-legged, radiating blue energy. His voice is filled with resentment: "My cultivation is far too shallow."

"I actually... overlooked such an important point." Bai Yuechu grabbed some weeds from the side and shoved them into his mouth.

"That little idiot, she's a woman too! She's so stupid, you could easily fool her into marrying me, and then there'd definitely be a huge cake at the wedding."

[The sight of Tu Shan Su Su's adorable and silly expression revealed that the boy was referring to her!]

"You're missing the point, aren't you?" Just then, the curtain was pulled open, revealing another boy eating a steamed bun. "Continue. I didn't believe you'd eaten grass before. It was my fault! I'm sorry!"

"It's not like I intentionally wanted to eat grass." At this moment, Bai Yuechu also came outside, and everyone realized that he actually lived under a slide in a park.

"Hahaha, what a miserable boy! What kind of miserable life is Li Zhaozhao living, even eating grass? Is he a bull demon...?"

"Seriously, someone actually plans to trick a young girl into marriage just for a big cake... Dude, I'm not trying to be mean, but that's at least three years, it's not worth it."

Seeing this, everyone looked at him with pity. Look how hungry this boy has become, he's even eating grass!! He even planned to trick a young girl into marrying him for a big cake... Tsk tsk, really, bro.

Fox Spirit Matchmaker World

In the modern timeline, Tu Shan Ya Ya held Bai Yuechu's portrait, and before she could say anything, a voice came from the side: "Now we don't need to confirm... it's definitely him."

"Yes!" Tu Shan Rongrong also opened her squinty eyes. This time, perhaps the tribulation would be different from the past...

...On the other side of the Masked Group's timeline...

"What's going on?! Past or future?" Tu Shan Honghong was puzzled. The appearance of the boy in her memory was clearly her own childhood appearance, but she had no recollection of it at all.

So he's planning to lie to me about getting married?! Just for a piece of cake?! What audacity!

Meanwhile, on the other side, inside the Shinsengumi Manor.

"Hahaha, whose unlucky kid is this?! So poor they're eating grass, how pitiful!" Dongfang Qinlan shook her head and clicked her tongue at the sight. What kind of miserable life are they living?

Even his living quarters were... well, to him, bare walls were a compliment. Even a thief would probably have to steal some money before leaving; it was truly unbearable to see.

Chapter 262 For a staggering 50 yuan, he betrayed his own family and the king! Rich!

[Then, when faced with Bai Yuechu's request to borrow money, Hu Weisheng turned and left without hesitation, intending to head to the supermarket where a big sale was taking place.]

[Leaving Bai Yuechu yelling: "Damn it! If that mutt's payment comes, I'll have money to go to the supermarket right away! Mutt's money, come quick!!"]

Upon seeing this scene, Xiao Li, the secretary of the Sand Fox Company, hesitated for a moment and said, "I think I should leave!"

The instant she turned around, Bai Yuechu appeared before him as if by teleportation: "Hello, I smell food."

"Dried watermelon, a specialty of the Western Regions! It's so delicious!" Bai Yuechu drooled as he kept picking at it.

"Sigh, only this one hasn't been taken..." Secretary Shahu handed the box containing the reward to Bai Yuechu and immediately ran off in a panic.

When Bai Yuechu opened the box, he didn't find the reward he had expected. Inside was only a note from his secretary, Xiaoli: "I'm sorry, the reward the prince gave you... was taken by the Tushan fox demon as repayment..."

"What?!" Bai Yuechu was stunned, as if struck by lightning, utterly unable to believe it. Then he noticed another sentence at the bottom of the note: "The princess the prince promised as a bride has not been taken away."

Then three elderly women, almost toothless, appeared out of nowhere: "We are sent by His Highness the Prince to arrange a marriage alliance. We heard you chose us from the photos. You have excellent taste! Hahaha!"

"Hahaha, this kid is starving! He can smell the food, and there's even dried watermelon... What kind of weird specialty is this? Watermelon is all about the water content, what's the point of eating it if it's all dried up?"

"Wow—" When everyone saw the last scene, they all gasped in shock. This person has a really sharp eye! They could pick out those three old scallions from a photo... You can tell they were picked from who-knows-where. You must be really hungry! Otherwise, you wouldn't be so indiscriminate in your eating habits.

And is this prince really here for a political marriage? He even included photos of three old women in the marriage proposal photos. I have to say, he's really thoughtful, even taking into account the other party's tastes.

However, if you really send three old women over for a marriage alliance, people who don't know the situation might think that you, Your Highness, have a grudge against them.

The Legend of Sword and Fairy 1 World

"Dried watermelon?!" Li Xiaoyao's face seemed to say, "Are you kidding me?"

He had never seen such inhumane food before. Eating watermelon without consuming the water is like eating only the pulp of sugarcane! It completely shattered his understanding of the world.

"Those three women he's marrying into the family could be his grandmothers, could he have offended someone?" Lin Yueru, standing to the side, also widened her eyes. She had never seen such a large age gap in a marriage alliance before. It was obvious someone was setting him up!

Fox Spirit Matchmaker World

"Xiao...Xiao Li...look, I...successfully renewed our bond." Fan Yunfei uttered excitedly, his words slightly slurred. The fact that Xiao Li offered him a reward meant that one day in the future, he had successfully renewed their bond.

Although we don't know who this boy is yet, we'll give him a few boxes of dried watermelon when we find him, since he seems to like it quite a bit.

Within the territory of Tushan, Tushan Honghong watched this scene thoughtfully, as if in the future, the relationship between humans and monsters would not be as tense as before.

And who exactly is this young man?! He seems to owe Tu Shan a huge debt! Thinking of this, Tu Shan Honghong smiled and thought, "Well, whoever you are, obediently sell yourself to pay off your debt."

"Thousand-Mile Tracking Talisman! Let's go!" Without the slightest hesitation, Bai Yuechu quickly affixed a talisman to them, teleporting them away!

Bai Yuechu gritted his teeth and angrily tore the note to shreds: "Tushan fox demons! I will never forgive you! If you don't pay me back, I will kill every single one of you I see!!"

"Taoist brother! Taoist brother! I'm coming to get it!" Tu Shan Susu rode on her rabbit and galloped towards them, only to run right into the line of fire.

[Already enraged, Bai Yuechu saw that the newcomer was a Tushan fox demon and immediately kicked the rabbit away. Then, he was bribed with a lollipop: "What a kind person! You'll definitely be the one to stop stealing my money."]

Bai Yuechu said this, but his smile grew increasingly sinister. He thought to himself: "What an idiot! Pretending to cooperate with this little fool will allow me to infiltrate the Tushan Fox Demons' lair and give them a good beating. I'll take back my money!"

[Then, while we're at it, we'll capture that little idiot and raise him, thwarting the One Qi Alliance's plan. Hehehe! Perfect! Hehehe!]

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