Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

"Yamazaki! Go to the Yorozuya and arrest them all..."

However, Hijikata Toshihiro did not receive a response for a long time until Sougo spoke up, "As for Yamazaki, he has already slipped away."

"Besides, bringing Danna back would only waste the Shinsengumi's food."

They knew all too well how shameless the Yorozuya were; they'd do anything for money, including freeloading.

Meanwhile, inside the Yorozuya, a scene of self-sacrifice for righteousness was unfolding.

Kagura suddenly put on a motherly act, crying as she reached for the phone next to her: "Oh, Kagura-san doesn't remember ever teaching you to join the underworld! You've become a delinquent, I'm calling the police to have you arrested."

"Shinpachi, don't stop me!" A single word appeared on Gintoki's forehead. Who are you calling a delinquent?! You weren't even born when I was in the yakuza.

Shinpachi wouldn't let go of Gintoki, not because he was afraid of damaging Kagura, but because he was afraid of damaging the furniture and not having enough money to buy new ones!

P.S.: This song, Samurai Heart, is truly a masterpiece and absolutely not to be missed!

Chapter 278 You're clearly an eyeglasses frame!!

[And so the next day arrived. Shinpachi, with his hands in his pockets, headed to the Yorozuya: "It's so cold! It's cold even in the morning."]

[Shinpachi had just walked up the stairs when he paused, noticing a little girl asleep squatting in front of the Yorozuya, snoring bubbles coming from her nose: "Who's this?! Is she drunk?"]

"Oh, Nosmite! You'll catch a cold sleeping here, your snot bubbles will freeze!" Kind-hearted Shinpachi crouched down and politely tried to wake her.

"No! Someone's trying to take my territory!" As the girl's frozen snot bubble fell to the ground, she woke up and immediately stabbed at the wall. Luckily, Shinpachi's dodge was maxed out, and the attack only smashed through the wall.

The girl stood up, drew her long sword from her waist, and looked down at Shinpachi. Her red eyes were devoid of light, and in a rather cute tone, she uttered the most ruthless words: "Which group are you from?! If you dare touch a single hair on my head, I'll make you bloom like a bright red flower!"

The girl was about to strike when Kagura, who had been woken up, kicked open the door and stopped her.

"Hey, how cold is it here?! Why are even snot bubbles freezing? And since it's so cold, you're dressed quite lightly."

"On such a cold day, did Sakata Gintoki just let this girl sleep in front of his house all night...?"

Everyone initially thought that it was a bit too cruel for Gintoki to make a little girl sleep at the door.

"Sigh!!" Everyone gasped silently when they saw that the girl's eyes no longer had any shimmer.

They took back what they said earlier. Gintoki's decision to let her sleep by the door was incredibly prescient... otherwise, she might have accidentally fallen asleep and lost her head. Didn't you see that the grass on Cheng's grave is already two meters high?

Gintama World

"Sigh!" Hijikata Toshiro sighed as he looked at the long sword in the girl's hand, his whole body radiating a low-pressure aura and the posture of someone who was about to chop someone up at the slightest provocation: "Do they really think the Sengumi doesn't exist anymore? The sword ban is crying out, you bastards."

They're all so blatant; they're practically disregarding the Shinsengumi.

Kondo Isao quickly reached out and pressed down on the somewhat agitated Hijikata Toshiro, "Well, well, take it easy, Toshiro! After all, who still remembers the sword ban rule these days?"

"So our Shinsengumi have too few scenes, they can only appear in text." Seeing that Mr. Kondo had spoken, Hijikata Toshiro could only sit down cross-legged again.

"But then again, these glasses frames are pretty quick to react, they're definitely got some skills."

[The scene shifts to Shinpachi and the others arriving at the Otose Tavern downstairs. Tsubaki Heiko slightly kneels, extending her left hand in a swordsman's pose: "I'm Tsubaki Heiko, the little sister who joined the Mangossoir this time. I'm Otose-sama! Nice to meet you."]

He then turned to Shinpachi and began to apologize: "I'm so sorry about earlier. I didn't know you were the eldest brother's top subordinate, and I offended you by attacking you."

"I'll settle this now, I'll cut off my little finger! Hehehe..." Tsubaki Hirako placed the knife on her little finger!

"Hey, what are you doing?" Just then, Gintoki's face darkened, and he grabbed Tsubaki Hirako's braid and lifted her up.

"I'm not a gangster, and I don't plan to take on any followers. I've already told you to go back now, you idiot Tsubaki Hirako!"

Note: "椿平子" is a homophone for "梗" (geng), which sounds similar to "流氓" (liúmáng) or "混混" (hùnhùn).

"This is the old-school gangster greeting... Even I, a gangster myself, think you're too ruthless, cutting off your fingers at the drop of a hat."

"Holy crap, Gintoki's arm strength is amazing! He lifted a person up with ease, and the key is that he did it with his left hand."

Everyone swallowed silently. How could someone say such cruel things in such a cute tone? And that obviously abused look in her eyes—is she a yandere?!

Monthly Girls Nozaki-kun World

"I see! Yakuza and yandere... That's a pretty good idea, what do you think, Chiyo?!" Nozaki looked at this scene thoughtfully. Although he drew shoujo manga, yandere seemed like a good idea!

"Chiyo?!" Nozaki realized no one was paying attention to him. When he turned around, he saw Sakura Chiyo trembling with fear, looking at him with some concern.

Nozaki, who was being stared at by Chiyo, silently retracted his previous thought. It seemed a bit too gory and not suitable for a shoujo manga.

One Punch Man World

Watching Gintoki grab Tsubaki Heiko by her braid and lift her up... Saitama wished he could just dive into the screen, his eyes bloodshot as he stared intently at it.

He wasn't curious about how Gintoki managed to lift the person up; after all, it was something that could be done easily in their world.

What he cared about was Tsubaki Hirako's amazing hair follicles! That strong, healthy hair made him envious… Why don't I have hair that strong?!

Shinpachi, also curious, asked Otose if she knew the girl's background.

Otose crossed her arms and revealed what she knew: "I've heard that the Ueki family, which has a history of conflict with Jirocho, has a woman who can fight a thousand men single-handedly. Her name is Hirako the Slayer!"

Upon hearing the news, Gintoki and Shinpachi were filled with disbelief, beads of sweat trickling down their foreheads as they stared at Tsubaki Heiko, who was grinning foolishly. "Huh?! Killing someone? This dim-witted guy?"

"This naive girl is a gangster assassin?!"

"It's nothing special." Tsubaki Hirako lowered her head shyly, her body fidgeting slightly. "I'm just good at using flowers to embellish things, you know? The worse the person, the more beautiful the flowers they bloom."

"The more you cut down, the more beautiful the flowers will bloom."

[As Tsubaki Hirako described chopping people as as easily as arranging flowers, Shinpachi was terrified.]

"She's definitely someone without any highlights. Help... I'm starting to get scared of this girl."

"They weren't praising you! What are you shy about! And the saying 'the more you cut, the more beautiful the flowers that bloom' refers to brain flowers, right..."

Even those in more ordinary parts of the world were terrified by these terrorist-like statements. Is this what the underworld is like?! Killing people is as easy as drinking water.

[The scene shifts to a main street. Tsubaki Hirako, with a knife to his shoulder and sunglasses on, looks like a typical henchman. "Hey! Big brother, just passing by!"]

Kagura, standing nearby, followed suit, wearing the same sunglasses and sporting a fierce expression: "Who gave you permission to look? You commoners, huh?!"

[Shinpachi and Gintoki, who were following behind, had dark circles under their eyes and were covered in cold sweat. "This is bad, this is bad! We've been targeted by a terrible kid who's going to turn Kabukicho into a flower garden. Or rather, a sea of ​​blood!"]

"He's determined to get Gintoki's help to take revenge on Jirocho."

Gintoki, seeing Tsubaki Hirako barking at even passing dogs, tried to appear calm and collected: "Are you... alright? They say she's going to kill someone, but she's still a girl. How could she do something so outrageous to take the boss's life?"

[Just as Gintoki finished speaking, Tsubaki Hirako arrived at a flower shop, lifted her sunglasses, and said cheerfully, "Grandma, do you know what protection money is?"]

"Ah!" Kagura peeked out from the side, feigning a fierce look. (Read thrilling novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

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This move immediately caused all the shops to shut down and avoid the area.

"How did she manage to collect protection money with such a cheerful tone? Anyone who didn't know better would think she was just there to say hello to her mother-in-law..."

"They don't even spare passing dogs..."

Upon witnessing this scene, everyone covered their faces with their hands. It's true that she learns bad habits instead of good ones. Those who didn't know Kagura's true nature all thought she had been corrupted by Tsubaki Heiko.

Gintama World

On a certain planet, a bald man with a receding hairline was furious. He fought even harder against the celestial beings from other planets, shouting, "Kagura, wait for Dad! Don't go astray!! The underworld is too early for you!"

He shouldn't have believed that silver-haired, curly-haired guy. Look what he's done to the child! Kagura used to be so well-behaved and adorable, and now she's involved in the yakuza.

Meanwhile, on Earth, the Yorozuya family sat upright in their living room, drenched in cold sweat.

"Gin... Gin-san, can I stay here tonight? Even the living room is fine." Shinpachi stammered out these words. He dared not go home now, afraid that he would be sacked if he went out.

"I...I should...it's alright! After all, collecting protection money is a future matter. Everyone in Kabukicho is kind-hearted, nothing will happen." Gintoki tried to appear calm, but his hesitant tone betrayed him.

"Kind-hearted?! You mean those burly old men outside who're surrounding us here...?" Shinpachi pointed at the thugs yelling outside the Yorozuya and said, "You call them kind-hearted? Doesn't your conscience hurt, Gintoki?!"

And what's with you, a wanted criminal, getting involved in this mess?!

Outside, Katsura burst into laughter, "Hahaha, Gintoki, so you've finally decided to become our admiral again!"

Gintoki quickly pulled Tsubaki Hirako aside and tried to teach her a lesson. Then, at Kagura's suggestion, they went to a cake shop to see if they could learn what ordinary girls were like there.

Upon arriving at the cake shop, Tsubaki Hirako seemed a little awkward. Meanwhile, Gintoki and Kagura were wolfing down their cakes.

"Come on, stop standing there, hurry up and eat. Hurry up and eat. If you don't eat, I'll eat you up."

To ease the awkward atmosphere, Shinpachi used her fork to poke a bit into the cake in front of Tsubaki Hirako and ate it.

【Tsubaki Hirako stared blankly at the cake in front of her, unmoved by Shinpachi's gesture. Instead, she took the cake to the counter, saying, "The cake was bitten by a cockroach. It's too dirty to eat."】

"Is the cockroach referring to me?! You bastard!" Shinpachi's face darkened, and he angrily tugged at Tsubaki Hirako's braid on her forehead.

"Haha, even though Shinpachi is very caring and has high emotional intelligence, I still can't help but laugh."

"Shinpachi is so pitiful. If it were an ordinary otaku, he probably would never step out of his room again after being treated like this by a girl."

So you've been bitten by a cockroach... Shinpachi was just trying to take care of you!

Gintama World

Shinpachi's whole demeanor had darkened considerably. He silently walked to the corner of the wall and began to withdraw into himself. "I'm a cockroach... Heh, yeah! I'm just a cockroach."

"Shinpachi, cheer up!! How could you possibly be a cockroach?! Your soul is radiant, isn't it?" Gintoki couldn't stand it anymore and quickly tried to comfort him.

Seeing Shinpachi raise his head and gradually regain his composure, Gintoki stared into his eyes and smiled broadly, "How could you be a cockroach? You're clearly a glasses frame, aren't you? You!"

Chapter 279 Don't panic when something happens, first find the time machine!

After finishing the cake, Kagura pointed to the dried goods store next door again: "Hey, there's a cute dried goods store over there, let's go check it out."