Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

[Shinpachi couldn't contain her吐槽 (tu cao, a Chinese internet slang term for sarcastic or critical comments) any longer: "Seriously, you guys picked places you really wanted to go from just now, right? Why is the dried goods store considered a girly place?"]

"Big Brother!" Tsubaki Hirako, who was in the dry goods store, was about to call out to Gintoki when she bumped into a bald, fat man with a scar on his face. "Ah, Masai!"

"Ah!!" The bald man quickly collapsed to the ground, clutching his shoulder and screaming in agony. His henchmen immediately surrounded him.

"Big brother! What's wrong?!"

"It's broken! That impact just now broke my bone!" The bald man seemed to be in great pain, writhing on the ground and yelling in agony.

Upon witnessing this, Gintoki and Shinpachi's faces darkened. "The real thing is here!!"

"Tsk... There's no other way." Gintoki seemed to have made up his mind and started walking towards the bald guy and the others.

Shinpachi quickly reached out and said, "Gintoki, you can't use violence."

"I know, I'll handle it politely and in an adult manner."

"Isn't this just a staged accident?! Do gangsters even use this '283' thing?"

"Look at them, they remain calm in the face of being scammed and handle the situation politely in a mature manner."

Everyone nodded. It seemed that this curly-haired guy was quite reliable. Although he seemed a little flustered at first, he remained calm and composed.

Instead of letting anger cloud her judgment, she acted in a reliable, adult-like manner. Kagura should learn from her; this is the kind of role model a child should have.

Doraemon World

"Nobita, you should really learn how adults handle these kinds of situations. You'll be able to use that knowledge when you encounter similar problems in the future." Doraemon tugged at Nobita's sleeve, wanting him to take a closer look.

Nobita also thought Doraemon made sense, so he watched it carefully. After all, Gian had used this trick to swindle money from her many times, and he might be able to learn something from it to deal with Gian.

Jujutsu Kaisen World

"That's what a reliable adult should be like." Kugimiya Nobara looked at Gojo Satoru jumping around beside her and silently covered her face with her hands. One had silver hair, and the other had white hair. Why was there such a big difference in their way of dealing with people?

"Mmm!" Fushiguro Megumi and Itadori nodded in agreement; what he said made sense.

Detective Conan World

"What else is there to say?! The evidence is conclusive, just call the police." Conan felt utterly bored, and didn't even have anything to deduce.

Do you think you can reason with gangsters?! If reasoning were possible, they wouldn't be gangsters.

Gintama World

Seeing this, Shinpachi stiffly turned his head and stared at Gintoki: "Gurgle... Gintoki, can I trust you? Are you sure you'll resolve this politely?!"

"Probably...right?!" Gintoki said uncertainly. Although this was the future, didn't he know what kind of person he was? If his legs weren't so weak right now, he would have run away.

Gintoki walked up behind the bald man and put his hand on his shoulder. "Um, what happened to my comrade?"

"Who are you?!" The bald man turned and glanced at him, then Gintoki suddenly spun 360 degrees and flew backward with a scream.

"B-Big brother! What happened to you?" Tsubaki Hirako rushed over, seeing Gintoki suddenly collapse and scream in pain.

"It's...it's broken!" Gintoki coughed up blood, lying on his back on the ground, looking extremely pained. "That slap on my shoulder just now broke all the bones in my body."

[Shinobu's expression changed drastically, "Aren't you just like that?!"]

"Hahaha, that's hilarious! What a reliable adult! His blood spit is much stronger than the other guy's. He's definitely a professional."

"So this is how an adult politely resolves things... Indeed, polite enough, using magic to defeat magic, a case of one person trying to scam another. I didn't expect this one to be even more heavyweight."

The people from other worlds couldn't stop laughing when they saw this. This attempt at staged injury was absolutely brilliant, especially the blood he spat out—it was truly exquisite!

Doraemon World

"Nobita, stop looking! Don't try to do that!" Doraemon quickly jumped in front of Nobita, trying to block his view.

What kind of reliable adult is this?! They're just like everyone else, so easy to corrupt children, especially Nobita! Don't ever learn from them!

But it was already late, and Nobita had already etched this scene firmly into his mind. He planned to do the same when Gian tried to scam him.

Gintama World

"Isn't this just a scam?! Don't forget you're the male lead in Jump! It's because you keep setting a bad example for kids that we can't get primetime slots." Shinpachi grabbed Gintoki's head and slammed it onto the table, creating a deep dent. He repeated this several times.

"So, all adults like you are like this." Kagura watched this scene expressionlessly, not forgetting to pick her nose.

Meanwhile, Katsura, who was still waiting on the roof of the Yorozuya, was shocked and stared at the scene in disbelief. The simple-minded Katsura still thought it was real.

"Baka! This bald guy is so strong, he actually shattered all of Gintoki's bones in one go."

Some of the natural-looking wigs are preparing to return to their base, planning to find someone to recruit that bald guy into the anti-foreign patriots! After all, it's a pity that such a strong fighting force is left out in the wild.

"I patted you on the shoulder? You patted me yourself, didn't you?" The bald man was equally enraged; he was the one who always tried to scam others, not the other way around.

[Tsubaki Hirako helps Gintoki, who is still bleeding from his mouth, to his feet and looks at the bald man: "Um, what are you planning to do about this?"]

[While Kagura was still holding seaweed at the dried goods store, she turned to look this way and stopped them, saying, "No, Hirako, calm down!"]

The old woman took out some change: "Here's your change, thank you for your patronage."

"Ah!!" Kagura reached out and took it, then clutched her left hand and screamed in pain. She was suddenly sent flying backward, crashing onto the dried goods!

[Seeing this, Shinpachi chimed in, "Why did you break a bone too??"] (Read super exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

"Oh no... now the child has gone astray too. Birds of a feather flock together."

"Good grief, don't learn everything from this unreliable adult!! Please, learn something good instead."

When you were learning about the underworld, it was the same way, and now you're learning how to stage accidents so quickly... So is it really that easy to go astray? Well, you really are gifted, Kagura.

Gintama World

"Mr. Kondo, there's no need to consider this anymore! Quickly have them arrested! This Yorozuya is clearly a scam operation! The whole family is involved." Hijikata Toshiro's hand trembled slightly as he lit his cigarette, starting to feel sorry for the bald man. Why did he have to get involved with those Yorozuya people in the first place?

They're a bunch of worthless scum; they're not only useless, they'll stick to you and you can't wash them off.

"Danna, as expected of Danna!" Sougo, who also had a bit of a mischievous personality, nodded in agreement. This way of handling things was truly worthy of him.

Gintoki weakly tried to smooth things over: "Um... you lost an arm. We both have multiple fractures all over our bodies. We're even, okay?"

The bald man wasn't stupid; he pointed at Kagura and said, "You guys destroyed yourselves, didn't you! These kids have nothing to do with us!"

[The bald man tried to take Tsubaki Hirako away, but she resisted. The bald man then threw a punch at her, intending to teach her a lesson, but Gintoki grabbed his wrist at that moment.]

"Multiple fractures throughout his body." The bald man, his face covered in cold sweat, stared at Gintoki, who was gripping his hand...

"What happened to your hand? This is... a serious problem." Gintoki threw him aside, slamming him against a nearby shelf.

Shinpachi hurriedly asked, "What...what did you do?! Why did you explode first?"

Gintoki looked at Shinpachi somewhat embarrassedly, "I've already been so humble, he's really too kind. I only flicked him lightly, didn't I?"

[Tsubaki Hirako: "This way, we'll have to fight Jiro no matter what, so let's decorate them with bright red flowers together!"]

[Then chaos ensued, and Gintoki easily took down all of the bald man's henchmen.]

"Stop messing around...calm down." Gintoki frantically fiddled with the cash register on the counter, trying to stick his head inside. "Just calm down and find Doraemon."

"In that case... concrete!" Kagura then produced a bucket of concrete from somewhere.

[Shinoba couldn't hold back any longer and blurted out, "What are you trying to do?!"]

Just then, Sanqifen, who had come to buy dog ​​food, saw Gintoki and Kagura stuffing the bald man into a concrete bucket...

"Speaking of which... you guys are the gangsters, aren't you! You just shove people into concrete without a second thought."

"5.8 Hahaha, anyway, let's calm down first, and then see if we can find a time machine, hehe... hahahaha!"

The crowd could hardly hide their smiles. You actually listened to Kagura and shoved someone into concrete! And why did you have to do it in the street?! You don't even try to hide it, committing crimes in public, do you?!

Now things are really messed up, there's no way to explain it anymore. They were caught red-handed, and the boss on the other side personally witnessed the body disposal scene.

Doraemon World

"Doraemon, have you been to their place?" Nobita asked, his face full of doubt. Otherwise, how would they know about Doraemon?

Even Doraemon himself was quite confused. Had he forgotten when he went to that era?!

Although he didn't understand, Doraemon still wanted to say, "Time machines aren't for you guys! You bastards."

Gintama World

"It's over, I'll be spending the rest of my life in prison!" Shinpachi seemed to already see himself in prison clothes, being stuffed into cement, which was tantamount to committing a crime in public.

"Calm down... calm down! Shinpachi." Gintoki pulled open the drawer in front of him, trying to stick his head inside. "Anyway... let's find the time machine first!!"

Chapter 280 Gintoki is about to be sunk in Tokyo Bay!

Then Gintoki and Shinpachi were chased by yakuza thugs until evening, when Gintoki and Tsubaki Hirako managed to escape by hiding inside a concrete dumpster.

In the alley, Tsubaki Hirako pushed open the trash can lid above her head. "Looks like they've gone far away, bro! This is getting interesting."

"What's so interesting about this? I'm going to repeat myself." Gintoki felt this was all awful and threw off the trash can covering his head. "Even if you get revenge, no one will be happy! I think your fallen comrades would rather you lived as an ordinary girl than be filled with hatred."

Hearing Gintoki's words, it was now Tsubaki Hirako's turn to be full of doubt. "Big brother, you've been talking about revenge since earlier, what do you mean?"

Gintoki turns to Tsubaki Hirako: "Um, wasn't your whole family wiped out by Jirocho? So you're here to avenge them..."

[Tsubaki Hirako looked completely bewildered by Gintoki's words. "What are you talking about? My family was indeed destroyed by Jirocho, but everyone's alive and kicking."]

Gintoki, confused: "Huh?! But didn't you say it was a flower garden?"

"Everyone quit farming and became farmers; it's called Red Garden. It's very beautiful! But it's so boring, so I ran away."

Upon hearing this explanation, Gintoki's face darkened, and he retorted, "Huh?! Your analogy is way too easy to misunderstand!"