Upon seeing this, the people from other worlds were speechless and covered their faces with their hands! After such a big commotion, they thought it was a demon king's invasion, but it turned out to be a celebration.
Is the world really suffering from the Demon King's invasion, as Aqua claims, and the people living in misery?! I saw no danger, only peace and tranquility.
Or rather, in such a peaceful and beautiful world, does a Demon King really exist? I always have a feeling that Kazuma was fooled by Aqua back then.
Darkness drew her longsword and charged forward, shouting, "Kazuma, now's the perfect opportunity! Watch closely as I unleash my abilities as a Knight of the Cross!"
[As soon as she finished speaking, Darkness charged towards the cabbage bushes with unstoppable momentum, brandishing her longsword relentlessly!]
【but……】
Even amidst such a dense swarm of cabbages, Darkness failed to land a single blow with her sword.
The sheer number of cabbages was beyond imagination, and many adventurers were injured. Darkness threw away her longsword and stood bare-handed in front of the wounded adventurers!
Her armor was also shattered. Darkness's cheeks were slightly flushed, and her body trembled gently: "How can I leave... the injured person behind?!"
Witnessing this heroic act, the adventurers behind him exclaimed in praise: "A model of knighthood!"
"Even injured like that, she still protected people. As a knight, I must learn from her!"
[And Kazuma, who saw through the truth, was sweating profusely, only able to internally refute... She became excited; everyone had misunderstood!]
"So, your inability to hit anyone wasn't just modesty! Missing even in such a dense swarm of cabbages is a miracle!"
"In a sense, she is indeed very strong... I mean in terms of defense, she's more than capable of being a meat shield!"
As for the abilities of a Knight of the Cross... everyone's lips twitched slightly. What abilities could he possibly have? He could definitely make money by setting up a street stall and throwing darts blindfolded, since he couldn't hit anyone at all.
You managed to miss every single cabbage you could hit with your eyes closed. That's quite an achievement!
Type-Moon Fifth World War
At this moment, Artoria's face darkened: "A model of knighthood... and we're supposed to take her as our role model?!"
What can we learn from this female knight as a role model? Can we learn her ability to miss, or her capacity to find pleasure even in agonizing torment…?
Thinking about this, Artoria felt a headache coming on and rubbed her forehead: "Maybe it's because of preconceived notions, but now, seeing this female knight bravely standing in front of others, I'm starting to wonder if she did it on purpose."
Emiya Shirou silently thought to himself, "It's not just preconceived notions; she's doing it on purpose..."
After all, have you ever seen a knight who doesn't act as a vanguard but instead takes the role of a meat shield? Plus, with Darkness's strange hobby, she was just enjoying herself.
[Megumin, her face also flushed, reached out and stroked her staff: "How can I resist the urge to unleash explosive magic when facing such a massive enemy army... I can't resist!!"]
Kazuma quickly turned around and shouted, "Hold on!"
[Unfortunately, it's already late, or rather, she never intended to stop. Huihui has already closed her eyes and is chanting a spell!]
"O darkness shrouded in light, in the name of the Crimson Demon Clan, reveal the primal decay..."
A dazzling red magic circle appeared beneath her feet, and destructive magic converged towards her staff, emanating a chilling aura!
"Show me your Explosion before me—!"
[As the staff pointed, the ground emitted an orange glow, which then expanded to include some adventurers!]
[What followed was a towering pillar of fire that shot straight up from the ground, its sheer size and power leaving everyone utterly astonished!]
After the cabbage-capturing mission concluded, Darkness, Megumin, Aqua, and the others hit it off and Darkness officially joined the party!
Aqua smiled calmly, looking quite satisfied: "Hmph...our team is getting more and more impressive! It's not common to see a team with three high-level professionals out of four."
"Kazuma, do you know how lucky you are? You should thank us properly." (Read exciting novels on Feilu Novel Network!)
"He's handsome, but isn't that going too far with cabbage? I remember the mission was to capture it, you bastard. How could there be any scraps left after that explosive magic?"
"How come the lyrics have changed... How many versions are there? Except for the last line 'Explosion,' I suspect she made them up just to look cool."
Everyone nearly burst out laughing at Aqua's talk of luck. Was this bizarre team really just incredibly unlucky?!
A mage who can only use his magic once a day, a forward whose attacks can't hit anyone, and a high priest who's incredibly stupid, has absolutely terrible luck, and hasn't even been used yet... how "lucky"!
Chapter 443 He Zhen's Craftsmanship and Bombing the Castle Every Day!
Labyrinth Diner World
Zilchak's brow twitched, his face darkening: "This is what you call lucky...?"
In all his years of life, he had never seen such a strange team with all their skill points allocated to defensive skills, and a mage who only allocated points to explosive magic!
Marcusil looked on with envy: "As expected of a mage who specializes in one move, its power is astonishing!"
One team focuses entirely on attack, while the other focuses entirely on defense! In a sense, this team actually seems pretty good.
Leos, whose focus was completely different, was practically drooling as he looked at the flying cabbage: "It looks so delicious...!"
[During the cabbage harvesting event, everyone earned a considerable amount of money, enough to buy themselves a new set of equipment.]
Kazuma, with his exceptionally high luck, earned a million yen, while Aqua only managed to catch worthless lettuce...
Upon hearing this news, Aqua smiled brightly and ran towards the man with a fawning expression: "Kazuma-sama! You're really... well... I don't know why, but you're just so wonderful!"
"857" [Kazuma, without looking up: "If you can't think of anything to praise me with, don't force yourself!"]
[Aqua immediately buried her face in her hands with tears in her eyes, grabbing Kazuma's shoulders and shaking him repeatedly, pleading in a sob, "I actually thought I was going to make a fortune, and I still owe nearly 10 yen to this bar! Please, lend me the money!"]
As she spoke, Aqua pointed to a burly man with a fierce expression in the corner of the bar, who seemed ready to sell her out if she didn't pay back her money!
Kazuma slapped Aqua's hand away in annoyance, even though Aqua was the one who said the payment should be split: "Shut up, you useless goddess! Shouldn't we use this money to escape stable life?"
Aqua suddenly turned her head, her expression suggestive: "Well, Kazuma is a man after all. I know you sometimes secretly do things around at night!"
“Until you want to find private space quickly…”
Before she could finish speaking, Kazuma, her face flushed, covered her mouth and stammered, "I know... okay! I'll lend you the money, alright? Can you just shut up?!"
"The difference in luck is evident. One made a net profit of over 100 million, while the other had negative assets. Aqua really dragged them down."
"Hahaha, as expected of Aqua, she's the most miserable goddess I've ever seen. She's almost been sold off because of loan sharking..."
Tsk tsk, what makes her think she can make a fortune with her extremely low luck... With that kind of intelligence, it wouldn't be surprising if she were sold out one day.
Then everyone was stunned by the huge news that Aqua revealed... As for what she was doing in secret? Anyone who isn't stupid would know, which is why they admire Kazuma.
This is the most down-to-earth isekai hero they've ever seen. Normally, a hero would have already built a harem by now.
Kazuma, on the other hand, is completely different. He can only secretly do his handicrafts in front of Aqua at night, and the worst part is that Aqua finds out about it.
But what everyone really wanted to know was why Aqua could react so calmly to all of this?! Forget being shy, she could even use it to blackmail Kazuma…
Sword Art Online World
Not understanding the implication, Asuna looked at Kirito with some confusion: "What are you doing sneaking around at night? Are you trying to steal the blanket?"
But can something as trivial as fighting over the blanket be used as a threat?
Kirito looked around awkwardly, inwardly cursing this goddess for having no morals at all, using something she herself was involved in to threaten others!
Unable to resist Asuna's persistence in seeking answers, Kirito quietly leaned close to her ear and whispered, "It's just..."
Asuna seemed to grow up in an instant, her face turning bright red as she slapped Kirito: "Pervert!!"
Kirito looked bewildered and touched the slap mark on his face. "No... I'm not the pervert, why did you hit me? You're the one who should be asking me that."
Kazuma, who had just bought a new set of equipment, looked at the tasks on the bulletin board, somewhat puzzled: "Hey... what's going on? Only the high-difficulty tasks are left!"
Just as they were filled with doubt, a guild employee approached them: "I'm sorry, but recently, someone suspected to be a high-ranking member of the Demon Lord's army has been set up camp near the town! Therefore, our workload has decreased drastically!"
[Helpless, they had no choice but to give up their plans to take on the mission. Kazuma spent his days taking Megumin for walks, as she was frustrated that she couldn't use her Explosion Magic because she couldn't get any missions.]
[Because there's one thing Megumin has to do every day: she must unleash an Explosion spell once a day!]
[After walking some distance from the town, they stopped, looking at the abandoned castle atop a distant hill: "Let's choose that place. Even if we wreak havoc on that kind of ruined city, no one should complain!"]
"Crimson flames, the roar of heaven and earth...Explosion"
After unleashing her familiar explosive magic on the abandoned castle atop the hill, Megumin collapsed to the ground, satisfied: "Burn to ashes in the crimson lotus... That was awesome!"
And so, Kazuma and Megumin's brand new daily life begins!
Penniless Aqua works hard every day, while Kazuma and Megumin, with nothing much to do, spend their days casting explosion spells near the abandoned castle!
"Explosion"
Whether it's a chilly rainy evening, a peaceful lunch break, or a refreshing morning stroll, a trip to the castle is a must, and you can unleash a burst of magic!
Kazuma, arms crossed, expertly assessed the Explosion Magic: "60 points! The sound pressure isn't enough."
And so, day after day, he cast spells on that abandoned castle, and Kazuma gradually came to understand... just how powerful the explosion magic had been that day!
"Explosion—"
[Many days later, Kazuma gave this explosion magic a very high rating: "Not bad today!"]
"The explosive impact of the melody seeped into my heart, while at the same time, there was a belated vibration in the air, like a touch on my skin!"
Kazuma gives a thumbs-up to the fallen Megumin: "That was awesome!"
[Megumin also gave a thumbs up: "Kazuma understands the Way of Explosion now!"]
"...This is insane! Who would bomb a castle every day? Seriously, is this castle that resistant to bombs? It's been over a month and it still hasn't collapsed..."
"He can even offer his own commentary! It's like how long you've been sick and become a good doctor; after watching for a while, you almost learn how to do it yourself!"
The people from other worlds stared in disbelief at these two bored idiots! Even Megumin couldn't help but praise Kazuma's evaluation of the Explosion Magic as professional.
But... if you have that free time, go save the world, you idiot! What are you doing all day?
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