Can you believe that the goddess is actually working to pay off her debts?! Kazuma spends his days idly bombing castles with mages, and he does it non-stop... He doesn't even clock in at work that often.
The ruined world of Fulilian
Philon stared blankly at the repeated explosions: "Didn't they say the Demon King's army officers were near the town?! But what are you doing..."
You aim to defeat the Demon King, yet you don't even gather any information... You spend your days doing nothing, some working part-time, you really don't respect others at all!
Even Frilian was a little confused: "Megumin... does she have this disease where she'll die if she doesn't cast an explosion spell every day? 3.1"
In all her years, she had never seen a mage so bored, nor had she ever seen such a sturdy castle.
The power of the Explosion Magic goes without saying, but to be able to withstand an explosion once a day is simply outrageous…
Be careful in the brave world
Lisda covered her face with her hands: "I used to think they were just abstract... but I never imagined they were this abstract!" (Read super exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
What are you doing every day? Hero and Shin, hurry up and save the world! You know the Demon King's army might be nearby, yet you still manage to live such a leisurely life every day.
And that lazy goddess Aqua, still working at a time like this?! Give me a better sense of urgency, you bunch of bastards.
As the saying goes, "the tallest can grow out of the shortest," and Ristarte, feeling somewhat weary, suddenly realized that although her hero Seiya was a bit too cautious, at least he was honestly trying to save the world.
"Compared to this, I feel much better!"
Yeah, we were just being a little cautious. It's not a big problem, at least it's much better than that clueless squad.
Chapter 444 The Headless Knight Driven Mad with Fury!
Although Kazuma and Megumin enjoyed blowing up castles hand in hand every day, rain or shine, they never imagined that it would lead to such a terrible disaster!
On that very day, the bartender suddenly issued an urgent notice: "Urgent notice! All adventurers, please immediately prepare yourselves for battle and assemble at the town's main gate!"
Upon hearing the announcement, numerous adventurers, fully armed and ready, gathered at the town's main gate, only to be confronted by a monster radiating an astonishingly oppressive aura!
"That's...nothing to be taken lightly!"
In the dim sky, a bolt of lightning struck down, and only then could everyone make out the monster's figure.
Standing before the town gates was a knight clad in jet-black armor, his head cradled to his left side, radiating an overwhelming aura of oppression.
That's the Headless Horseman! A monster that brings despair by declaring death to people.
[Then a muffled voice came from the head the monster was holding at its waist: "...I am a cadre of the Demon King's army who recently moved to this castle..."]
"Damn, I thought it was another harvest celebration like the cabbage one before, but this time it's for real!"
"No way, the Demon King's army really sent officers to block the entrance to the newbie village?! This Demon King is way too knowledgeable."
"Wait... what did he say?! The castle...!!"
Upon hearing this, everyone's lips twitched. Could it be such a coincidence? The only castle that has appeared so far is the abandoned castle that Megumi and Kazuma bomb every day.
At this point, his head began to tremble slightly, as if he could hardly contain his anger; his voice trembled, clearly indicating that he was furious to the extreme.
"Every single day! Every single day! Who is this insane idiot who keeps spamming explosive magic into my castle?!"
Looking at the enraged headless horseman, the adventurers present still didn't understand what had happened.
“…Explosion magic?! Speaking of people who can use explosion magic, it’s…”
Naturally, everyone's attention turned to Megumin, who was standing next to Kazuma!
[Having attracted everyone's attention, Huihui suddenly turned her head to look at the magician girl beside her, and everyone around her also turned their gaze to that girl!]
The mage girl, who had been unwittingly blamed, quickly denied it: "Eh? Me? Why are you looking at me? I don't know how to use explosion magic! ...I'm still a beginner..."
[Wait... Could it be that the abandoned castle where we cast spells every day...?] Megumin, realizing something, was now sweating profusely!
"Pfft... Hahahaha, I can't hold it in anymore, it's just too hilarious... This Demon King's army officer is almost driven crazy!"
"Hahaha, I can't take it anymore! I can feel the Headless Horseman's overflowing grievances even through the screen. Who is the real villain here?!"
Upon witnessing this scene, the people from other worlds laughed so hard they almost couldn't breathe, sobbing uncontrollably as they leaned on the table.
Even they couldn't help but feel pity for the Headless Horseman. As a high-ranking officer in the Demon King's army, he didn't cause any trouble or plan to invade the town; instead, he stayed peacefully in his temporary residence...
But it was bombed day after day. The castle was just repaired when it was bombed again, and it was by extremely powerful explosive magic. Who could stand that?
Be careful in the brave world
Looking at the headless knight, Ristarte in the divine realm was speechless, feeling a headache coming on: "What is this... How can I, a goddess, feel sorry for a demon king's army officer..."
This headless knight, driven to the brink of madness, is practically a victim! After all, with Huihui bombarding her like a daily job, she feels it's only natural that she's being confronted now!
"I really don't know whether Kazuma or Shinobu is lucky or unlucky..."
Fortunately, even when he had nothing to do, he was able to accurately find the Demon King's army officers, but unfortunately, the timing of his search seemed to be off.
Kazuma, still a novice adventurer, is he really going to fight the Demon King's army officers?!
Labyrinth Diner World
Leos stared at the headless horseman with shining eyes: "It's called the headless horseman, but it has a head! The one without a head is the horse being ridden."
These amazing monsters completely piqued his interest. Whether it was a flying cabbage or something else, he felt that the world seemed very interesting.
Zilcak looked at Marusil with a cold sweat on his face: "You shouldn't have such a strange hobby, right? Or do all mages have some kind of problem with their heads?!"
This is outrageous! In all his years of life, this is the first time he's ever seen a monster on the verge of being driven mad by humans! As expected, there isn't a single normal person in Kazuma's team.
Marcusel drew a clear line with an expressionless face: "Please do not generalize a mage's personal behavior to the group!"
Type-Moon Fifth World War
Ilya tried hard to suppress the upward curve of her lips: "I knew this castle was so sturdy! So people lived here."
Rin Tohsaka, however, admired the headless knight: "Is this headless knight really a high-ranking officer in the Demon King's army?! He has an unusually good temper! He can actually be so patient."
Imagine you're a Demon King's army officer, and your own base is being bombed every day. Normally, you'd go after them immediately.
The headless knight has been able to endure it for so many days; his temper is just too good. He's definitely a great guy!
Emiya Shirou's illusions about Kazuma shattered completely: "In such a problematic squad, Kazuma has finally become abnormal as well."
After all, spending every day bombing castles with Huihui for amusement—is that something a normal person would do?!
Although somewhat frightened, Huihui took a deep breath and slowly walked towards the headless knight.
Seeing the person in question emerge, the headless knight poured out all the pent-up grievances he had been holding in.
"It's you...! You're that big idiot who runs around casting explosion magic on my castle every single day?!"
"You know I'm a member of the Demon King's army. If you want to fight me, come at me fair and square! If you don't have that intention, you might as well stay in town and tremble!"
"Why resort to such despicable means to cause me trouble? I figured everyone in this town was a newbie, so I ignored you! But you got cocky and started attacking every day."
"Are you out of your mind?!"
[He was probably driven to his breaking point by the explosive magic; everyone could feel the headless knight's rage from his actions.]
[Megumin retorted defiantly: "I am of the Crimson Demon race, and also the number one mage in this town. The reason I keep using Explosion Magic is to lure out your battle plan, you're a high-ranking officer in the Demon King's army...!"]
"You foolishly came to town; your fate is sealed!"
Not only were the surrounding adventurers dumbfounded, but even Kazuma was completely bewildered; he had never heard of this tactic before.
Surprisingly, the headless horseman didn't seem to care after hearing this. Instead, he cursed a bit before calming down: "Hmph... fine, I didn't come here to fight you lowly soldiers. I'll be staying in that castle for now!"
"Don't use explosion magic anymore, understand?"
Having said that, the headless horseman turned to leave.
"Headless Rider 837 has a really good temper. If it were me, I would have already lost my temper and smashed what I was holding on the ground while I was cursing!"
"The toughest thing about Huihui is her mouth; it'll probably stay that way until she dies."
"Damn, you've calmed down already? You're so easy to talk to! Are all the Demon King's armies this magnanimous?!"
Now everyone was dumbfounded. The Headless Horseman was so angry that he went crazy, and then he just cursed and left?! It seems you're a pretty nice person after all.
However, this script seems a bit off... Shouldn't they be going to start a killing spree to vent their anger?
So you calmed down after just a few words of cursing?! Are you really a headless knight, a high-ranking officer in the Demon King's army, and not some kind of paladin? Even paladins aren't as magnanimous as you.
The ruined world of Fulilian
Frillie was stunned; the headless knight's personality was far better than she had imagined.
"This is a Demon King's army officer?! His moral character is so noble that I almost have to look up to him!"
Completely different from the demons she remembered fighting, she was subjected to such harassment and received no punishment whatsoever, let alone a massacre.
The Headless Horseman is like an old cadre who gets harassed by young people but just reminds himself that he's retired and shouldn't cause trouble!
Philon was at a loss for words, and instead began to wonder: "Does this kind of world really need saving?!"
A demon king's military officer who doesn't cause trouble or engage in unnecessary killing, and even speaks of being upright and honorable... does this sound like something a demon would say?
This world is too good for us; even the Demon King's military officers are so easy to talk to...
Even when annoyed to this extent, they just curse a couple of times and that's it! Such virtue would put even the bravest to shame.
P.S.: Haha, the headless knight is really wronged...
Chapter 445 Being mistaken for a perverted headless knight!
[Megumin refused the headless horseman's warning without hesitation, her face serious: "No way, the Crimson Demons will die if they don't use Explosion Magic at least once a day!"]
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