Kamijou Touma was somewhat impressed: "How desperate must one be to worship Aqua..."
The goddess of wisdom and her wise followers seem to have become famous throughout the world! Famous for their intellectual deficiencies…
[The scene shifts, and Wiz, who has also heard a bit about Kazuma and the others, says: "Speaking of which, I heard you defeated that headless knight, Lord Beldia!"]
"That person is one of the best swordsmen among the Demon King's officers! You guys are really amazing."
Kazuma found it strange, considering that the Headless Horseman was one of the eight executives; why would Wiz know so much about the Headless Horseman?
Wiz smiled slightly, a little embarrassed: "Because I'm also one of the eight executives of the Demon King's army!"
"Take him down!!" Aqua tackled the latter to the ground, yelling that she would capture Wiz for payment, which would not only pay off her debts but also allow her to make a small profit.
Wiz quickly explained, "It won't prevent you from leisurely enjoying your days away from the shops in human towns. Could you please maintain the barrier as a member of the leadership? I was just asked by the Demon King."
"Even if I defeat him, it's useless! Besides, I have no bounty on my head."
Aqua didn't care about any of that and tried to purify it on the spot. Fortunately, Kazuma stopped her, but he was also worried that Wiz might retaliate against them because of the Headless Rider.
"My relationship with Beldia isn't exactly great."
When Wiz was in the Demon King's castle, the Headless Horseman would often use the excuse of accidentally throwing his head at her feet to peek under her skirt.
"My hand slipped—" The headless horseman's body was in a throwing stance, but his head was thrown away instead.
"Is it really necessary to attack this demon king? He is so calm and collected in asking his subordinates to do their jobs, and he doesn't even bother his subordinates to run their shops in the human world."
What a kind boss! This demon king doesn't seem like a normal person either; after all, would a normal demon king be this considerate?
"To be honest... are there bad people in the Demon King's army? These officers are all unusually kind!"
The crowd's expressions were somewhat subtle as they watched Aqua bully Wiz. Aqua, on the other hand, seemed more like a member of the Demon King's army. How could you lay a hand on such a kind lich!
And... I never expected you to be this kind of headless knight! What a chivalrous spirit, turns out you're a pervert too. Is there not a single normal person in that world?!
And what the hell did my hand slip... Turns out Darkness's description was right, and my initial regret vanished instantly!
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"This..." Artoria looked like she wanted to say something but hesitated. She really wanted to say whether the knights over there were all pretty perverted.
She had previously thought the Headless Horseman was an upright knight who shouldn't have been killed, but now she regretted it... There wasn't a single normal person in that world.
Emiya Shirou's lips twitched: "My hand slipped... You should at least straighten out your posture."
I never imagined that the headless horseman's head could be used like this. Even without a head, he still thinks about peeping. His skill is so good that it's heartbreaking.
And please come up with a better excuse... If the Demon King's army officer says it was a slip of the hand, who would believe that? Didn't you take the money quite securely before?
Chapter 458 Although he may seem like an idiot, he is still a god!
The ruined world of Fulilian
Recalling the vast difference between the Demon King's army in her own world and the one on the screen, Freyren was somewhat puzzled: "I'm really curious about just what kind of bizarre beings the eight executive officers of the Demon King's army are..."
The demons in their world have similar appearances, speak the same language, and behave similarly to humans. All of this is an evolution that the demons have acquired in order to deceive and capture humans.
However, the appearance of demons in the video completely shattered her perception... a kind-hearted lich who, as a cadre, had never killed a human and purified the undead every night.
The headless knight, a dignified figure, doesn't seem to be an utterly wicked being, except perhaps for being a bit perverted.
“Even the Demon King doesn’t seem like a decent person to me.” At this point, Frilian couldn’t help but feel ashamed.
He doesn't interfere with his subordinates' lives, and he doesn't even object to his subordinates opening shops in the human world. He also entrusts them with maintaining important barriers. Where can you find such a good demon king?
Philon nodded his little head, indicating his agreement... The mentally unstable "097" team of heroes and the equally abnormal Demon King's army seemed to have reached a delicate balance.
Wiz continued smiling gently, saying, "And in my heart, I still see myself as a human being."
"Then I'll pass on my skills to you, as a small token of gratitude for letting me go before."
After resolving his inner conflict, Wiz began teaching Kazuma the skill of Absorption Touch, which not only allows him to absorb the opponent's magic and stamina but also enables him to share his own magic and stamina with others.
Kazuma pondered for a moment: "If used properly, it might be able to make up for our team's lack of output."
Aqua arrogantly stretched out her hand, seemingly completely unconcerned: "Fine, suck all you want!"
Kazuma, watching Wiz being bullied by Aqua, was momentarily unable to distinguish who was the lich and who was the goddess!
“Well… then I won’t stand on ceremony!” Wiz placed his hand on it, but there was no reaction at all: “Huh…?”
Seeing Aqua's smug expression, Kazuma slapped her on the head, and only then did he successfully learn the new skill.
But Aqua held onto Wiz's hand tightly, then placed her other hand on top of it, followed by a flash of white light.
Wiz immediately felt a burning pain, and his body began to become translucent: "Lady Aqua, disappear... I'm disappearing!!"
Fortunately, Kazuma slapped her again, stopping her in the process, preventing Wiz from being sent away on the spot.
"This is incredible! It's simply unbelievable. If this happens, Huihui can just keep blasting away."
"The inherently evil goddess Aqua only knows how to bully Wiz's trash. Who is the real Demon King's army here?!"
I can understand absorbing magic and physical strength, but I don't understand how it can share the absorbed magic and physical strength with others... It's just too overpowered.
Moreover, Aqua's ability to cause trouble is too strong. She passively taunts undead creatures, no wonder she is also known as a monster-luring artifact!
In the short span of time since entering the room, Wiz has been hit three times by Kazuma. If Kazuma had given Aqua even a second's glance, Wiz would probably have been killed on the spot.
Sword Art Online World
Asuna looked at Wiz, who was gradually becoming translucent, with some surprise: "Although Aqua looks stupid and is indeed an idiot, she is still a god!"
With such a short time, they almost purified Wiz, one of the Demon King's officers. Even the Undead King, such a powerful class, was powerless to resist.
Kirito was also somewhat amused and exasperated: "He wasn't stupid when he was in charge of reincarnation, he could even fool Kazuma, how did he end up like this now?"
This seemingly clueless goddess is incredibly powerful, but her strength is completely inconsistent with her intelligence!
Most importantly, theft and absorption touch—does this seem like a skill a hero should learn? Something feels a bit strange.
So in the end, the Demon King's army fought with love and justice, while the Goddess's side resorted to some underhanded tactics.
At that moment, an old man pushed open the door and entered. He had come to commission Wiz to perform a ritual to release the spirits of the dead! Kazuma, however, shamelessly accepted the task. The objective was to purify the spirits within a villa.
[The scene shifts, and Kazuma's team arrives at the entrance of a villa, carrying large bags and bundles, clearly intending to stay permanently. Aqua breathes a sigh of relief: "Now we can spend the winter in peace!"]
"Leave it to me, I am both a goddess and a high priest!"
Aqua raised her hands, ready to demonstrate her abilities, while the others looked on with anticipation.
[But after a long time, Aqua was still muttering to herself, making up stories and explaining settings. The other three were really fed up, so they stopped paying attention to her and went into the house.]
After several hours of cleaning, the house was much cleaner; now they were just waiting for the spirits to appear after dark! Kazuma opened the window to let some fresh air in.
[But then they found Aqua still standing at the door, explaining the concept of demons (starting from birth) based on her own story.]
"As expected, below-average intelligence is a fatal flaw... How persistent is Aqua with her story? She kept talking until dark!"
"No normal person would be that stupid, but when you put it in Aqua's case, it suddenly seems perfectly reasonable!"
Looking at Aqua, who was standing dumbfounded at the villa entrance, still in the exorcism pose, everyone was unsure whether she was genuinely dazed or just pretending.
It's a shame Aqua doesn't write books with such a great imagination! And... isn't she just using this as an excuse to avoid cleaning?
As night fell, Kazuma finally lay in bed, a long-awaited moment of happiness. He thought that with Aqua around, she certainly wouldn't tolerate these ghosts' insolence.
[But then, a scream came from Aqua. Kazuma rushed to open the door to check, only to find Aqua pulling out a wine bottle and kneeling on the ground.]
"This is a very expensive bottle of wine that I carefully kept, and I was looking forward to savoring it slowly after taking a bath. But after I got back to my room..."
[At this point, Aqua collapsed to the ground and burst into tears: "Look! It's empty!"] (Read thrilling novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
Kazuma was speechless and immediately turned to leave, but Aqua suddenly erupted, declaring she would exorcise all the ghosts in the house!
"Come out!! Everyone, come out!" Aqua yelled, running around the villa!
"Salvation of the Dead... Flowers, Birds, Wind, and Moon"
As Aqua frantically purified the area, countless ghosts flew out of the room.
"Aqua actually hid some alcohol to drink after her bath? Are you really a goddess or some old man?!"
"Goodness, how much do you love banquet skills? I didn't expect that while purifying the undead... you would also remember to do some fancy tricks!"
Everyone was almost moved to tears; it had truly been a difficult journey! This was the first time in so long since the hero and goddess had arrived in this other world that they had slept outside the stables…in a bed!
This is the most miserable hero they've ever seen. Even though the starting village hasn't appeared yet, this hero, who has already been defeated by one of the Demon King 3.7's officers, was actually sleeping in the stable before? Can you believe it?
"Holy crap, this place is already full! The sheer number of ghosts... no wonder they can stay for free, ordinary people simply can't fit!"
Everyone was dumbfounded as they watched the ghosts constantly floating out of the house. They thought there were only one or two, but it turned out there was a whole company living there! That's way too many.
Be careful in the brave world
Lisda burst into tears, radiating maternal love, sobbing, "This is so wonderful... finally... finally I don't have to sleep in the stables anymore!"
Seeing their miserable lives, she, being a goddess herself, easily imagined that she might also end up living such a tragic life.
Even now, she feels a bit emotional... Her child has finally grown up! When it gets cold, he goes inside to sleep instead of sleeping in the haystack.
Both stories feature a hero and a goddess saving the world, but why does Kazuma live such a miserable life? Even sleeping in a bed feels like a long time ago...
Chapter 459 The Shameless Kazuma and Megumin!
[Thus, filled with resentment at having her sake stolen, Aqua continued her rituals for the dead until late at night, while Kazuma, who was asleep, suddenly opened his eyes.]
"I need to go to the toilet..."
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