Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

[He was about to go to the bathroom in bed when Kazuma turned around and his heart stopped in his tracks. There, on a chair, sat a small Western-style doll, staring at him.]

"How terrifying...!! This is such a cheesy plot twist!"

Kazuma quickly turned his head, closed his eyes, and pulled the covers over himself, trying to deceive himself as if nothing had happened... But a moment later, he felt something climb onto the bed.

Kazuma cautiously opened his eyes a crack, only to find the bed crawling with Western dolls. He was terrified, almost scared out of his wits!

"Aqua!! Lady Aqua—" Kazuma was so frightened that he rushed out the door and ran barefoot down the corridor.

"Wow...you can't do this, right? You almost scared me to death." At this moment, a muscular man silently pulled his feet under the covers!

"Who invented this doll thing? I don't understand why a girl would put it on her bedside table. It's just too scary."

Seeing Kazuma almost peeing his pants in fear, the others chuckled with a wicked sense of humor... They used to call her the useless goddess, but now they know to call her Aqua-sama.

Aqua always calls Kazuma "Kazuma-san," but whenever she's in danger, she cries and clings to his leg, calling him "Kazuma-san!" I have no idea which of you two is imitating whom.

However, when facing the evil spirit Aqua, at least 20 is quite reliable, or rather, when she's not having an episode, she's quite like a goddess. But the biggest problem is that Aqua has an episode every day.

Academy City World

Touma Kamijou's face was a little pale. He wrapped the sheet around himself tighter and his voice trembled as he said, "I actually feel a chill in the middle of summer!"

He was startled in the middle of the night. This was strange; how did an isekai adventure turn into a supernatural horror story? He only felt relieved after Touma turned on the light.

Then, Touma Kamijou glanced at the dark space under the bed, and then at the toilet just a few steps away, and suddenly panicked: "Gurgle... How come I never thought the toilet was this far before!"

Looks like I won't be able to sleep tonight. Every time I close my eyes, I feel like there's a gaze fixed on me. How can I sleep like this? I keep feeling like the cabinet is moving.

Especially the moment you turn on the light and find the doll on the table staring at you expressionlessly... it can scare you to tears in an instant.

Kazuma, looking terrified, ran to Aqua's room, rushed in without knocking, slammed the door shut, and locked it from the inside!

But Aqua wasn't in the room. In the pitch-black room, he only saw a black-haired figure with glowing red eyes staring at him!

[Both of them screamed in agony: "Eee ...

After Kazuma's scream subsided, he regained his composure and noticed the voice sounded familiar: "No... don't scare me, Megumin! You almost scared me to death! Why are you in Aqua's room?"

[Megumin became a little hesitant and stammered, "Well... I came to find Aqua... to protect my personal safety, and also to go to the restroom together."]

Kazuma guessed that Megumin had probably encountered the same situation as him: "I think Aqua is probably still exorcising spirits in the mansion."

[As they were talking, Kazuma felt the urge to urinate and decided to take care of it first. So, as he walked towards the balcony, he prepared to unzip his pants: "Um, Megumin... face the door and plug your ears! I need to urinate on the balcony..."]

Before he could finish speaking, Megumin grabbed him, preventing him from leaving. Kazuma, without turning his head, said, "Hey, what are you doing? Let go of me right now, or my pants and the carpet here will be ruined!"

Despite this, Huihui gripped even tighter, then flashed a hearty laugh: "I won't let you go! How can I let you have fun all by yourself!"

"Aren't we partners? Whether it's the restroom or anywhere else, we should go together!"

Kazuma immediately struggled, trying to break free from Megumin's grasp: "Let me go! Don't suddenly bring up the bond between comrades now. Didn't they say the Crimson Demon Clan doesn't use the toilet? If all else fails, there are empty sake bottles over there!"

[Of course, Megumin wouldn't let Kazuma have his fun alone. If they were to die, they would die together. Even if Kazuma took care of things on the spot, she would not hesitate to interfere from behind.]

"Megumi... could you please not say such awful things with such a cheerful smile and sweet voice?!"

"Aqua is really persistent in some ways. How much do you love that bottle of wine! She's still purifying the dead in the middle of the night. This is definitely the most effort Aqua has ever put in!"

Seeing the two of them "loving each other," everyone couldn't help but sigh, what a truly "touching" friendship! As for true integrity, you can't say it doesn't exist; you can only say that such a thing simply doesn't exist.

After all, what kind of integrity do you think a hero who tells a girl to use a bottle to pee has? It can only be described as absurd; his teammates are just there to be sold out.

Re:Zero -Starting Life in Zero

Natsuki Subaru was also frightened by these two shameless people and felt somewhat ashamed: "What kind of outrageous things is Kazuma saying!"

He's already figured out what to do with the bottle! But... Kazuma, how can you say that to a girl so openly?

Normally, shouldn't the bottle belong to you?! Look at the indecent things you said to a little girl; you're lucky you weren't mistaken for a pervert.

Emilia blushed slightly: "And... Megumin shouldn't be underestimated either. Doesn't she know how to be shy?"

Looking at Huihui, whose voice sounds so much like her own... Interfering with Kazuma from behind, that's exactly the kind of thing she's capable of!

Gintama World

Gintoki seemed to see something familiar and felt a little sentimental: "What a united and friendly team, just like our Yorozuya, right, Kagura!"

Kagura also wore an innocent expression: "Yes, yes, but... compared to our united Yorozuya, they are still far behind!"

Hearing them shamelessly adding drama to their story, Shinpachi's face immediately darkened. He slammed one of their heads on the table, saying, "You two shameless bastards have the nerve to say that! You're the fastest at betraying your teammates!"

Betraying teammates, infighting, and mutual sabotage—it's a zero-sum game where if you don't want me to have a good time, I won't let you have a good time either! To be honest… it's commonplace for them.

No wonder it felt so familiar; this feeling of betraying one's teammates—isn't that just like their Gintama-style friendship?! What's wrong with this show? (Read super-exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

[Just as the two were arguing, Megumin's voice grew softer and softer, then her expression suddenly changed! Kazuma turned around and saw that the window was covered with dolls.]

"Waaaaahh ...

Kazuma and Megumin screamed together, then ran for their lives, managing to escape to the bathroom unharmed, only to find it was a private stall.

Kazuma could only stand outside the door, suppressing his urge to urinate, waiting for Megumin. Then he heard some noises coming from the doorway. Without thinking twice, he forcefully pushed open the bathroom door!

[Megumi, blushing, let out a scream: "Eek—"]

Kazuma, with his eyes closed, grabbed Megumin and ran. Megumin didn't even have time to pull up her pants; luckily, her pajamas were long enough to prevent any accidental exposure.

At this moment, Megumin stubbornly insists that Crimson Demons don't need to use the toilet, leaving Kazuma speechless for the first time in his life: "I've reached my limit!"

[While running away, Huihui thoughtfully brought a vase for Kazuma: "I knew this would happen, so I brought it! Please use it..."]

"No way!"

Even so, pursued by the doll, the two were thrown into a storage room. Kazuma was so desperate he was about to burst that he was ready to pee into a vase.

Hearing the commotion outside the door, Huihui was terrified and involuntarily began chanting an explosion spell: "Blacker than 953 Black..."

Kazuma quickly covered her mouth; if she let her go, they'd lose the house. Desperate, Kazuma decided to fight to the death!

"Come at me if you dare!! You evil spirit! My mad dog goddess will finish you off later."

Kazuma roared and pushed the door open with all his might, only to hear something slam against the door with a loud bang, and the air fell silent for a moment.

[Aqua lay on the ground, her forehead bright red, her eyes rolled back, and a doll lay lifeless beside her... and Darkness called out to Aqua.]

And so, the group successfully completed the exorcism mission.

"Kazuma actually closed his eyes. I even thought he would take this opportunity to blatantly peek. I was really wrong about you."

"Mad Dog Goddess... Goodness, Kazuma really respects Aqua. The description is spot on."

Thankfully, Huihui didn't unleash her explosive magic, otherwise the house would definitely be gone. Coupled with the huge debt, Kazuma would have frozen to death on the streets this winter.

Just a moment ago, someone was running around shouting "Lady Aqua," and now they've turned into a mad dog goddess. That's a really fast change.

Labyrinth Diner World

Leos pondered for a moment: "Shouldn't we also praise Huihui for being so thoughtful, bringing a vase... In some ways, it's more suitable than a wine bottle."

She didn't even have time to put on her pants, and she even had time to grab a vase—she really pays attention to detail!

Zilchak glanced at Leos speechlessly: "But the key question is, could a girl really do this?"

As expected of the little girl adventurers called "something wrong with her head," she truly lives up to her reputation.

"That looks really painful!" Marushir gasped as she looked at the large bump on Aqua's head.

Aqua's IQ was already below average, and now she's injured her brain. She should be alright, right?

After all, Aqua's IQ couldn't drop any lower!

Chapter 460 Succubus Shop! All the big shots are in the newbie village.

The next day, after Kazuma and Aqua received their payment for the mission from the receptionist, they overheard her complaining.

"Although the guild posts subjugation quests, no matter how many times we defeat them, new evil spirits quickly inhabit the area, which is very frustrating for us."

Having experienced the ordeal of the previous night, Kazuma naturally felt the same way: "It seems so. Why are so many evil spirits gathering here?"

The receptionist's tone suddenly turned somewhat complaining: "Isn't there a public cemetery near that building?"

"Because someone played a prank and set up a large barrier in the cemetery! So the evil spirits, having nowhere to live, moved into that empty house."

Aqua shuddered and froze, her face turning pale.

Kazuma quickly dragged Aqua to a corner of the guild: "Hey, what do you know? Tell me!"

Aqua's eyes became vacant, and she reluctantly gave up struggling: "Weren't you supposed to be taking over Wiz's exorcism work at the cemetery? But isn't going to the cemetery so often a hassle?"

"So I simply prevented the spirit from going to the cemetery, thinking it would disappear naturally afterward... so..."

Seeing Aqua's voice trailing off, Kazuma concluded directly: "We can't accept the guild's temporary payment, is that alright?"

Knowing she was in the wrong, Aqua could only obediently nod and say, "Mmm..."

[And so, Kazuma took Aqua to apologize to the client, but fortunately, the client didn't take it too seriously and generously offered them the house to live in.]

"Hahaha, Aqua is simply a genius. Nothing can stump her. She truly deserves to be called a wise goddess; she is full of wisdom."

"This is hilarious! This is the thought process of a god. I can't keep up at all. Because they're too lazy to solve the problem, they simply target the root cause and solve it once and for all!"

Everyone laughed so hard they couldn't stand up straight. No wonder people say that mentally challenged children are full of joy; this saying applies perfectly to Aqua.

Good heavens, they've got a double benefit! They've created a closed loop in the industry, generating problems themselves and then charging others to solve them.

It directly achieves sustainable development, allowing users to earn money by accepting an unlimited number of exorcism missions.