Honestly, if Kazuma hadn't mentioned it, Josuke Higashikata would have really thought it was just a coincidence. After all, it's a dungeon. It makes perfect sense that there are so many monsters there!

But he never expected that Aqua was actually a priest with maxed-out taunt skills! No wonder his combat power was off the charts today; it was all because of her.

"Nigeria Ludayo...!" The second brother, Joe, indicated that he had truly grasped the essence of the technique. If things went wrong, he would immediately make his escape! Without the slightest hesitation.

Seeing Aqua like this put his mind at ease; the familiar art style was back, and sabotaging teammates was commonplace for their squad.

[Shortly after, the two emerged from the dungeon and saw Aqua lying on the ground crying. Megumin was speechless.]

Back at the guild, thanks to the treasure given to them by Kiel, the group enjoyed a delicious meal! And all that treasure was thanks to the receptionist.

To thank Kazuma, I naturally wanted to treat her to a drink, but Duster's ears were too sharp; upon hearing "treat," he immediately announced that Kazuma would pay for everything that day.

Kazuma was reluctant, but also very happy! After all, this was the adventurer's life he had always imagined!

"As expected of Kazuma! So generous in a crucial moment."

"It really is Kazuma-nii... Kazuma! Kazuma! Kazuma!" The adventurers present all cheered, shouting Kazuma's name.

[Then, amidst cheers from the crowd, Kazuma performed his signature move once more.]

"I just can't do anything with you guys." Kazuma walked excitedly to the center, stretched out his hand, and shouted.

"Stea1——"

Just then, Chris suddenly pushed open the door and walked in with a smile: "I heard that He Zhen is treating?"

[With a flash of bright light, the adventurers saw the panties appear in Kazuma's hands and cheered excitedly!]

"No—, give me my panties!" Chris's face instantly turned bright red, and she burst into tears of embarrassment.

[Kazuma lifts up Chris's panties and waves them wildly with his arms raised high!]

It wasn't until he helped the drunken Aqua vomit rainbows through the back door that Kazuma realized the seriousness of the situation: "What am I doing... This can't go on!"

"Good heavens, they're all smiles when they're treating us to a meal, but when trouble comes, they act like they don't even know us. These opportunistic adventurers..."

"The Goddess of Debt is no joke. Will she drink all her treasures away in one meal? It'll be like going back to square one."

Hahaha, seeing this scene before them, the people from other worlds couldn't help but laugh, after all, the absurdity and realism were just too amazing!

This trick has even become a regular feature at the gathering place. As expected, those who can play with Kazuma are not decent people!

Then everyone looked at Kazuma with admiration. To be able to wave a girl's panties in public, in a way, this person was already invincible!

They had never seen such a bizarre hero before! This kind of person was either incredibly shameless or utterly shameless.

Jobless Reincarnation World

"Oh!!!" Seeing Kazuma's bizarre antics, Rudy couldn't help but cheer, his eyes revealing two words... He wanted to learn.

That's an amazing skill! It even has a special attack bonus against Chris. Using it on Chris will definitely result in him getting a pair of panties.

"So goddesses get drunk too! They see a rainbow, eat it, and then vomit it up... I've learned something new!"

I never expected that the goddess would actually vomit rainbows after getting drunk, it's really puzzling... But, Kazuma-nii, did you forget something?

You still have a ton of debt to pay off. Is it okay for you to be living so carefree? Could it be that the law of getting poorer the more you work has kicked in again?

Bless the World

The goddess Eris stared at Kazuma on the screen, her face flushed. Even she felt helpless: "It's all karma... I should have never taught him Stea1."

Why does this move keep hitting me?! It's like it has a tracking ability, it just keeps chasing me.

She's supposed to be the goddess of luck, so why does this guy always manage to steal her panties so accurately...? Isn't this skill based on luck stats?

So, for me, it's a 100% guaranteed panties drop, right? You've got the luck to work for you.

[The scene shifts, and Kazuma's life remains impoverished, while the goddess of wisdom continues to shine brightly. The only difference is that the perverted knight has finally returned!]

Darkness wore an expensive dress, her beautiful long hair braided, and her alluring figure was on full display, making her look like a noble lady!

Looking at Darkness, the group almost didn't recognize her, only recognizing her through her eccentric demeanor.

[Thinking of the scene of the latter being tortured by the lord, the others all gave Darkness (the one with the money) sympathetic looks.]

"Take a nice bath first to relax your mind and body."

“You’ve suffered…”

Kazuma, with tears in her eyes, stepped forward and patted Darkness on the shoulder: "It's good that you're back. Go take a hot bath and have a good cry."

Darkness, however, said it wasn't what they thought; after all, the lord wouldn't dare bully her, he was simply setting her up on a blind date with his son.

Kazuma looked at the portrait in his hand, then forcefully tore it in half: "He's more handsome than me... I'm furious!"

Darkness's return is solely for the sake of getting the others to sabotage this arranged marriage; Aqua simply uses a grain of rice to piece the torn portrait back together.

"Good heavens, who are you, beautiful lady? I almost didn't recognize you after you changed your clothes. You're clearly a stunning beauty, but why do you have to be a pervert!"

"I have to say that the connection with the real squad has always been quite good; they always seem to think straight to that point."

Looking at the broken bowl with only a few grains of rice left on it, everyone felt a pang of sadness! What a miserable life this goddess was living.

Aqua seems to be good at everything except for her low IQ... Nobody would believe it, but this goddess actually chose to use a rice grain—such a primitive method—to repair torn paper!

Chapter 476 Blind Date: Darkness's Abnormal Criteria for Choosing a Partner!

Hearing Darkness's request, Kazuma also fell into deep thought. If the perverted knight gets married, our team's Crusader, whose accuracy is pitifully low, will have to get married and retire. That would be...

"What a great opportunity!!!"

[In a fit of excitement, Kazuma ripped the portrait Aqua had painstakingly pieced together to shreds again, intending to stage a double agent attack!]

On the surface, he pretends to help Darkness sabotage her arranged marriage, but secretly he's plotting to get Darkness married off.

Just then, the prosecutor came knocking again, asking if he knew anything about the appearance of many unknown monsters around the town.

Kazuma paused for a moment, then suddenly realized that while Aqua, being an idiot, was relatively easy to deal with, Megumin, the clever little devil, was a different story. So, he patted the latter on the shoulder and began to coax her.

"Megumi, go! Dealing with a large number of monsters is the perfect opportunity for you to use your Explosion Magic!"

[Waru continued solemnly, as if the burden of saving the world rested on Megumin's shoulders: "Leave Darkness's matter to me and Aqua. Only you can handle this!"]

"I'm counting on you! The most powerful magician!" Kazuma gave a thumbs-up, his clear eyes shining.

[Mei-hui immediately followed the prosecutor happily. And just like that, Kazuma, through a combination of coaxing and deception, tricked this troublesome Mei-hui into doing hard labor.]

"Pfft... Hahaha, I didn't expect that Aqua's intelligence would be so severely despised by Kazuma, and completely ignored."

"With this tactic, Kazuma has the whole team completely under his control. All the problem children are being sold off by Kazuma."

Seeing Huihui completely fooled and disoriented, everyone once again marveled at how truly intelligent Kazuma was, the only one in the team with a brain. His tricks were truly endless!

You're even lying to kids. They're not even that smart, and you're still teasing them like this... And 100, are you really not from a pyramid scheme? This teammate is a total liar.

Baka and Test: Summoning World

Seeing this scene before him, Yoshii Akihisa pinched his chin, his bright eyes flashing with wisdom, and asked with some doubt, "Yuji, doesn't this seem a little familiar...?"

Hideyoshi and the lecherous man in silence exchanged glances. Then, Hideyoshi helplessly reminded them, "How many times has Yuuji fooled you like this? How can you not recognize him?"

Upon hearing this, Yoshii Akihisa immediately remembered, and glared at Yuuji through gritted teeth: "What else do you have to say?!"

Seeing the annoyed Akihisa, Yuuji wasn't worried at all. Instead, he put his hand on the latter's shoulder. In that instant... the two seemed to have turned into a simple manga sketch.

"Akihisa, you're so smart, do you think anyone can fool you?"

Akihisa's eyes revealed a clear naivety, and he nodded upon hearing this: "That's true! I'm sorry, I misunderstood you."

Having witnessed the whole thing, Hideyoshi was speechless... As expected of the idiot Akihisa, he was completely unaware that he had been fooled again.

Darkness then took the two back to her home. After Kazuma and Aqua changed into their butler and maid outfits, the group went to the hall to wait for their arranged marriage partners to arrive.

[Then Darkness, who had initially appeared as an elegant young lady, revealed her true nature: "Although I accepted the blind date, I have no intention of getting married. What's the point of the blind date? I'm going to wreak havoc on everything! Hahaha..."]

Seeing this, Kazuma dropped the pretense and adopted the demeanor of an elegant butler: "Please don't use such vulgar language; it will make the other person dislike you!"

Upon hearing this, Darkness's expression grew increasingly serious, and she instantly realized what was happening: "You want to betray me?!"

Kazuma, like a seasoned butler who had worked here for many years, smiled with satisfaction: "Right now, I'm just a temporary butler! My wish is for Miss's happiness."

“Kazuma… Kazuma!” Darkness’s father looked at Kazuma with tears in his eyes, as if he had seen a savior… The reward wasn’t for nothing; he’s too reliable.

[At that moment, her blind date arrived as promised. Without saying a word, Darkness strode towards him, intending to give him a hard time.]

Seeing that things were going wrong, Kazuma stepped on her skirt and tripped her. Darkness was furious that Kazuma wouldn't help her.

"As long as negative reviews spread, I can live the life of an adventurer without any worries... Only in this way can I avoid being captured by the Demon King's army and having strange things done to me by the Demon King... This is the life I want!"

Kazuma was surprised by the unique reason for his refusal: "You finally admitted it."

Darkness continued, explaining her reasons for refusing: "Besides, that kind of man isn't my type!"

"First of all, he has excellent character, never gets angry with anyone, is extremely hardworking, and is even the youngest person to receive a knighthood!"

Aqua said blankly, "Isn't this great?"

"What's so great about it! Nobles should act like nobles, they should always have a lewd smile on their face!" Darkness retorted directly, "Can't you be like Kazuma... looking at people with that lewd gaze that seems to want to lick every inch of their body!"

"My ideal type of man is the opposite of his... The essential conditions are that he's in heat all year round, preferably a loser, and even better if he has debts."

Darkness's face flushed, her whole body trembled slightly, and then she continued speaking.

"It's the kind of person who would throw an empty bottle at me and say, 'Hey, Darkness, use your body to make me some money!'"

"I think they've completely forgotten about fighting the Demon King... Oh well, what can they do? They're so poor they're practically eating dirt."

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