Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

"Goodness, who are you, handsome guy? You've turned into an elegant butler. I wouldn't recognize you if you weren't so bizarre."

Sure enough, this cheerful expression is the kind of expression you only show when you betray your teammates. He's really not pretending anymore, openly betraying his teammates!

But... until they saw Darkness's reason for refusing the blind date, everyone in the other worlds fell silent. It was as if Garen had whispered something, and the silence was broken.

"These criteria for choosing a partner are a bit..."

It's hard to believe, but the reason a hardworking, well-mannered young man was rejected was because he wasn't twisted enough?!

Moreover, the conditions Darkness mentioned sound so much like Kazuma's! At least most of the conditions can be found in Kazuma's character! (Read super exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

This also means that Kazuma is an extremely outstanding... scumbag in every way.

death world

In the Seireitei, the Shinigami from several divisions all turned their gazes toward Byakuya Kuchiki, one of the four noble families, and then began to whisper among themselves.

"So, are nobles supposed to always have a lewd smile on their face? It doesn't seem quite right."

"Seriously, can you imagine Captain Kuchiki looking like a perverted lewd person? I can hardly bear to look at him now."

Hearing the hushed chatter of the crowd and the strange glances directed his way, Byakuya Kuchiki remained silent and expressionless.

In truth, he was cursing under his breath... What kind of nonsense is this perverted knight spouting? Don't condemn all nobles with one blow, you perverted knight!

Byakuya Kuchiki immediately concluded... This woman is beyond saving; she's terminally ill!

The scene then shifts, and the group finishes their conversation and goes for a walk in the courtyard.

Upon entering the courtyard, Aqua immediately began to perform her special skill. With just a whistle and a clap of her hands, she attracted all the fish in the pond.

Kazuma, seeing this, exclaimed with envy, "How did that move work? It's amazing! I'll have her teach me later."

Seeing Darkness and Kazuma's intimate behavior, Prince Barth gave a polite, yet slightly awkward, smile.

[Darkness was immediately inspired and used Kazuma as a shield: "Yes, I'm always with him, even when I sleep at night..."]

Kazuma is truly impressed; he never expected someone would go to such lengths to fabricate a story to avoid a blind date.

"I can't keep up the act anymore!" Suddenly, as if lost in thought, Darkness forcefully ripped open the hem of her dress, revealing her fair thighs.

Darkness then shouted, "Hey! You're called Barth, right? Come with me to the training grounds for a duel. I want to find out your true nature there."

"Hey, Darkness..." Kazuma's gaze unconsciously drifted towards Darkness's fair thighs and her graceful curves.

[Barth couldn't help but look away, and Darkness continued, "See! As a nobleman, you should learn to look at Kazuma with that lewd gaze."]

But Barth refused; a knight would not draw his sword against a woman!

"What a spineless coward!" Darkness, enraged, pointed at Kazuma again: "That Kazuma over there, he claims to be a champion of gender equality, saying he'd kick even a girl if he could!"

[Barth originally came to refuse the arranged marriage, but seeing Darkness treat all butlers equally, he became interested instead!]

"Aqua's skills are all inexplicable; she can perform any talent with a casual gesture. No wonder she's the goddess of banquets."

"Goodness, what went wrong has backfired. Compared to her, Darkness doesn't seem good enough for her at all!"

The crowd looked at Bart with somewhat ambiguous expressions, finding it hard to believe that the eccentric and annoying lord would have such a chivalrous son!

Compared to Kazuma, Bartholomew is completely outmatched in both personality and character. It can be said that Bartholomew's character is the moral character that a hero should have!

However... unfortunately Darkness is a pervert, and only Kazuma fits Darkness's criteria. This description perfectly captures the monstrous Kazuma!

I'm really curious about what kind of person Darkness's mother was to raise a noble lady into such a pervert!

Chapter 477 Aqua: What? You actually have a child?

[The scene shifts, and the group arrives at the training ground. About thirty minutes later, a slightly terrified scream comes from within.]

"Enough...enough already...why won't you give up?"

Despite consistently holding the upper hand, Barthes' voice sounded as if he had been forced into a corner!

[Since just now, Darkness hasn't been able to land a single attack, and she's been excitedly urging Balth to keep attacking, just like right now...]

Darkness's face was flushed a grotesque red, her breathing became rapid, and she looked like she was enjoying herself: "What's wrong? Keep going!"

[In the end, even Barth was moved by this indomitable spirit, and he threw down his wooden sword and surrendered, saying, "Although I have the superior skill, my heart is not strong enough! You are truly a very strong person."]

[Faced with Barth's surrender, Darkness merely looked on with displeasure: "You coward, come on, Kazuma! Let Barth see your ruthlessness and despicable nature."]

[What is all this nonsense? But since the blind date has failed anyway, Kazuma picked up the wooden sword and had no choice but to bite the bullet, so he stretched out his free hand.]

"Createwater!" Without the slightest hesitation, Kazuma doused Darkness thoroughly with cold water.

[Barth was stunned, because magic was not allowed in wooden sword duels!]

But who is Kazuma? He doesn't care about these rules at all, and then he unleashes a freezing spell: "Freeze!"

[This combo of attacks almost made Darkness ecstatic; the wet and alluring look, combined with her ripped skirt, was truly a feast for the eyes...]

Looking at Darkness's appearance, Aqua also felt a little scared: "Terrible... As expected of Kazuma, who is unmatched in sexual harassment, he's really terrifying!"

[As for Barth, he could no longer look Darkness in the eye, and lowered his head, completely stunned: "A demon...a devil! Not only did he pour water on people in the dead of winter, but he also used ice magic..."]

"Trash and Real... Scum and Real truly live up to their nicknames!"

"No, Mr. Knight! She's not that strong, she's just a masochist. Your attacks are actually giving her pleasure!"

“Barth’s chivalry is indeed impeccable, but it’s not extreme enough… In Darkness’s eyes, it’s like he handed in a zero.”

Everyone was equally shocked, never expecting that a proper knight like Barth would seem out of place simply because he wasn't twisted enough.

In a strange world where everyone is abnormal, a normal person appears, and his normality makes him seem abnormal!

As for Kazuma's devilish act of splashing water in the dead of winter? ...Everyone says they're used to it, otherwise do you think Kazuma's nickname is just for show?

If Kazuma starts talking about martial ethics and becomes a virtuous and courageous warrior who fights fairly... then they'll start to doubt whether he's a fake!

OVERLORD World

Seeing such a horrific scene, even Ainz Ooal Gown, an undead, couldn't help but look at Kazuma with newfound respect: "Truly worthy of being the king of the sadistic world, a true champion of gender equality!"

When it's time to act, act decisively without any hesitation... It has to be said that perverts always attract each other. Darkness has a sharp eye and immediately took a liking to the team of the freak and the real.

But one thing he couldn't understand was how that fat woman raised such a morally upright son.

Albedo was utterly speechless: "It feels like Darkness's father and the fat lord switched babies..."

Barth, who grew up in the family of a tyrannical lord, is like a noble knight, while the young lady who should never be a pervert is instead hopelessly perverted!

I'm really curious about their parenting methods; how did they manage to cause both of their young talents to grow up crooked in some way?

Academy City World

Even Touma Kamijou was somewhat frightened by Darkness's eccentricity, looking dazed: "At first, I didn't understand why Kazuma went to such lengths to get rid of the female knight, but now I understand..."

Who could stand this? Even the headless knights of the Demon King's army couldn't stand it.

She has a trait that makes people want to complain. If she were to walk next to Darkness, she would probably be considered a pervert.

Moreover, other tanks at least have some damage output and crowd control, but Darkness is just a tank, not to mention her 0% attack accuracy and incomprehensible personality.

From initial doubt to understanding, and finally acceptance, Mr. Kamijou, after a series of changes in mindset, wholeheartedly agreed with Kazuma's decision.

After being drenched and frozen, Darkness's expression grew increasingly strange, and she pounced on Kazuma like a hungry tiger.

They started competing in strength. Seeing that he was no match for Darkness, Kazuma used his unique technique, the Touch of Absorption, to absorb Darkness's stamina.

Seeing Darkness's ecstatic expression, Kazuma suddenly revealed a grotesque look: "How could I possibly fight her head-on? You've known me for so long, and you still don't understand!"

However, Kazuma underestimated Darkness. Even under these circumstances, she managed to use her brute strength to forcefully pull Kazuma's hand back.

Moreover, her energy seems bottomless. If this continues, his hand might be broken before he even finishes absorbing her power!

In this critical situation, He Zhen's brilliant mind returned, revealing a slightly arrogant smile: "Even if you cry and apologize after I win, I won't let it go!"

Darkness, her face flushed, instinctively eased her grip upon hearing this: "...What do you want me to do..."

At this moment, Kazuma had truly become a pervert: "Of course I'll make you do things that will make you feel ashamed and scared, things that will make you cry and beg no... I'll order you to do many unexpected things..."

Darkness, her face flushed, breathed increasingly rapidly, sweat trickling down her collarbone in a somewhat alluring way: "No...no...even if I wanted to resist, because my power is being drained, I can't..."

Even so, Kazuma clearly sensed that Dakness's power was deliberately weakening, so he pressed his advantage: "Look forward to what kind of torture you'll suffer when you wake up!"

As Kazuma spoke, he also made a rather grotesque gesture by sticking out his tongue and wiggling it in front of Darkness.

“No matter how I am treated, my heart will not yield, but what is considered excessive is…” Darkness blushed and began to imagine what would happen if she lost.

[Then, with an expression of pure pleasure, he collapsed weakly to the ground, utterly exhausted, his flushed face filled with anticipation.]

[Barth, who witnessed the whole thing, couldn't help but exclaim, "Trash, that name is so fitting..."]

"..." Silence fell. Everyone from the other worlds who witnessed the whole thing was speechless, not knowing how to describe it. This scene was just too grotesque.

This isn't a blind date; it's clearly a group of patients discussing their conditions. It's a completely perverted gathering, so perverted that it almost drove Barth, the only normal person in the entire show, crazy.

That tongue is absolutely incredible, it doesn't look like acting at all, it's so real! ...This is truly a showdown of epic proportions, tone down your bizarre behavior, I almost called the police!

Gintama World

"60 points? That's all you can get here! You're satisfied with just a few words? Your cultivation is still lacking, you little brat!"

Inside the Yorozuya, the television screen was suddenly disassembled, and Xiao Yuan naturally crawled out from inside, muttering something to himself.

Shinpachi looked at Yuan, who was like a seasoned judge, and was utterly speechless: "When exactly did you hide there, you masochistic teacher?"

"Looks like you really don't understand, so you're just a bespectacled person, and you'll always be a bespectacled person." Xiao Yuan finished speaking, panting heavily, and turned to pounce on Gintoki: "Gintoki..."