"You pervert!" Before he could finish speaking, Gintoki kicked him out. Afterward, he sat back down on the sofa and said, "Perverts are like cockroaches. If you don't clean them up for a long time, they'll multiply, you know, Shinpachi!"
Seeing Xiao Yuan lying on the ground, chuckling to himself, Shinba's lips twitched slightly. He finally understood why Xiao Yuan had given him 60 points.
"I heard you were at the training grounds, so I brought you some drinks..."
Just then, Darkness's father suddenly burst through the door, and the drink he was holding fell violently to the floor.
Kazuma followed his gaze and saw that Darkness was soaking wet, with many parts of her clothes showing through, and her skirt was torn, looking like she had been thoroughly abused.
Kazuma and Bartholomew exchanged a glance, while Aqua silently pointed at the two of them: "It was those two who did it!"
Darkness's father didn't hesitate at all: "Very well, carry out the execution!"
[The scene shifts, and Kazuma explains the situation to Darkness's father, who then entrusts Darkness to Kazuma's care from now on.]
[At this moment, Darkness groggily awoke from her unconsciousness: "This state is after the fact... while I was unconscious, they did something indescribable to me."]
How could he say such a thing in front of his elderly father? Kazuma quickly explained, but Darkness had another idea in mind!
[She immediately stood up, stroking her belly: "I'm pregnant with a real child!"]
Upon hearing this, Barthes laughed heartily, intending to use it as a way to reject his father's arranged marriage, and turned to leave with a flourish.
But the old father was already in tears: "Grandson... my lovely grandson..."
Aqua was also trembling with fear: "When did you two become like this? Spread the word...spread it to everyone in town!"
"Hahaha, I'm laughing so hard! The timing of this is just too perfect. I can only imagine how devastating this scene must be for an old father!"
“Darknis’s father also seemed to be a very open-minded and kind person. After all, what father doesn’t know what kind of daughter she is?”
Everyone looked at Barth with tears in their eyes. Can you believe it? They actually saw a normal person in that other world!
What a noble character! He actually went down the aisle. I can hardly believe that this guy's father is really that fat pig lord.
"Pfft... Haha, Darkness's excuse can only fool an old father who wants a grandson and a mentally challenged goddess."
This old father is quite extraordinary; one dares to say it and the other dares to believe it!
As for Aqua, needless to say, she's a heavyweight! She performed consistently as usual, and it's fortunate she encountered Kazuma; anyone else would have easily tricked her into having a second child.
Chapter 478 Barnier! The starting village where the Demon King's army cadres gather.
Baka and Test: Summoning World
The lecherous man standing nearby had already bled profusely from his nose when Darkness collapsed, and was now lying on the ground, his body twitching slightly, due to excessive blood loss.
Only the hand resting on the camera shutter button was still trying to press the shutter, saying reluctantly, "Someone... can help me... press the shutter!"
However, this time his old customer, Yoshii Akihisa, ignored him, because the latter was already filled with anger.
At this moment, Akihisa was wearing an FFF cloak, raised his scythe, and stared at Kazuma on the screen with gritted teeth: "That bastard!! He even has a child!"
Despite looking about the same age and having such a bizarre personality, they already have a child, making him so envious he almost ground his back teeth to powder.
Seeing that Akihisa was still completely unaware of the truth, Hideyoshi sighed helplessly: "What an idiot... Akihisa, didn't you realize that this was a lie?"
"...You mean the child is a lie?" Akihisa suddenly fell silent for a moment, then suddenly broke into a bright smile: "What? I knew Kazuma wouldn't betray us."
That smile was so warm and sunny, as if the person who had just been so menacing didn't exist at all, acting as if nothing had happened.
Looking at Aqua on the screen, only Yuuji, lying on his back on the ground, could only sigh with deep emotion: "As expected, there isn't a single normal person among them..."
"Sato Kazuma!!"]
At that moment, the prosecutor suddenly pushed open the door, because hordes of monsters had appeared after the latter emerged from the dungeon a few days prior!
Although Kazuma was speechless at the prosecutor's attempt to shift blame, he still asked his eccentric teammates for advice, just to be on the safe side.
[Megumin stated that she didn't enter the dungeon at the time, and... "I had no clue about anything unrelated to the Explosion Magic."]
Darkness: "Me too! There shouldn't be any problems usually."
Seeing Kazuma's gaze, Aqua said somewhat angrily, "Of course I didn't! You're being too suspicious of me!"
[Then Aqua gradually became smug: "Speaking of dungeons, thanks to me, monsters can't even get close to them!"]
Kazuma grabbed Aqua's shoulder, sweating profusely. "Come here for a second. What did you just say?"
[Aqua, oblivious to the gravity of the situation, continued excitedly, "The magic circle used in the lich's room was something I painstakingly created, and it's still perfectly preserved! Evil things can't get in."]
Realizing the reason for the problem, Kazuma completely broke down, clutching his hair and screaming, "You idiot—!!"
After punching Aqua on the head, Kazuma quickly turned to the prosecutor, looking on with an air of duty, and said, "Leaving aside monsters, as adventurers, I can't stand idly by while people in trouble! Let's help."
"Hahaha, as expected, it's not the clever Aqua. She's completely unaware that she's the culprit. The monsters couldn't get in, so they all escaped!"
"You doubt me too much...Aqua, are you trying to make me laugh to death? You're the worst, I knew I was right."
The people in other worlds were practically rolling on the floor laughing. Aqua's intelligence was truly worrying. This goddess, who always sabotaged her teammates, acted with logic that perfectly matched her low IQ.
The other members of the team are no pushovers either. It's already good that Megumin only has Explosion Magic in her mind. Darkness said there weren't any major problems, but it seems there are quite a few minor issues!
High EQ: Don't ignore people in trouble... Low EQ: Deal with the problems you caused yourself!
Gabriel DropOut
At this moment, even Gabriel had to admire her: "As expected of the goddess of wisdom, she performs consistently as always!"
I never expected that besides the idiot Satania, there would be other experts. If these two were to have a match, they would probably be evenly matched.
Vinette looked at the large bump on Aqua's head with some concern: "She's already mentally challenged, is hitting her on the head like that really okay...?"
Aqua's intelligence was so great that even Vinette, who was known as a true angel, could not find a reason to refute it.
They were afraid that Kazuma's punch would destroy Aqua's already limited intelligence, leaving her unable to take care of herself, which would be too pitiful.
To resolve the trouble caused by Aqua, Kazuma and the others had no choice but to set off that very night to dispel the magic circle. However, upon arriving at the entrance to the dungeon, they discovered numerous puppets wearing black and white masks.
The prosecutor suspected that someone had summoned it from inside, so he gave Kazuma a sealing talisman. After defeating the summoner, he could seal it by sticking it on the magic circle.
"Why? I just feel so angry." Aqua felt inexplicably uncomfortable seeing these dolls, and picked up a stone, ready to throw it at them.
The doll noticed her movements and wobbled over, hugging Aqua's leg: "Eh...wh...what are you doing?"
"What's wrong? Are you being cute? Although the mask makes me angry, I also find it kind of adorable."
As soon as the words were spoken, the doll's body began to glow, and its temperature gradually increased, and then...
"Boom—" With a loud explosion, Aqua collapsed to the ground, looking rather disheveled.
The team members, observing all of this, remained completely unfazed, and the prosecutor remained remarkably calm: "As you can see, this monster has a habit of self-destructing after attaching itself to a human body!"
"I see."】
Seeing them talking so calmly, Aqua almost cried: "Why are you so calm! Can't you worry about me for a second?!"
"Hilarious! Aqua's taunt skill is indeed maxed out. The monsters must prioritize attacking the healer with maxed-out taunt."
"Good heavens, none of them were worried when their teammates got blown up. They were all unbelievably calm."
Sword Art Online World
Asuna was trying hard to suppress her laughter: "No wonder Aqua's luck stat is so pitifully low..." (Read super exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
She really couldn't understand why Aqua, a healer, attracted more aggro than the front-line characters. It was as if just standing there made the monsters want to beat her up.
"However, these dolls shouldn't have anything to do with Kazuma, right?" Kirito noticed that these dolls seemed to have never appeared in the dungeon before, and the signs of human intervention were very obvious.
Speaking of this, Asuna became serious: "It can automatically target enemies and even self-destruct while holding people... This world isn't as wonderful as we imagine..."
If you ignore their somewhat quirky style in this other world, these monsters are actually quite strong; even cabbages, which are food, can knock people unconscious.
Seeing this, Darkness walked straight towards the dungeon entrance without saying a word, and the doll immediately pounced on her.
"Boom—" With a loud bang, Darkness was unharmed. "I'll clear the way!"
[Due to the limitations of the Explosion Magic, Megumin still refused to go in, and Aqua objected, as Kazuma's abandonment of her last time had left her with a psychological trauma related to the dungeon.]
[So, after Darkness and Kazuma entered the dungeon, they found it to be much brighter than before.]
Meanwhile, Darkness was excitedly slashing at the puppets with her sword, yelling, "Hit! Hit!! Look, these guys are all running into my sword!"
Because these monsters would actively approach her, Darkness, who had been unable to hit anyone before, finally experienced the feeling of every strike landing a critical hit.
"Damn it... This is exactly what I'm good at. This kind of powerful explosion didn't even hurt me. This pervert has a new trick up her sleeve."
"Actually, the Kazuma squad is very strong in terms of professional attributes, but it's just a pity in other aspects."
Darkness officially changed from a Crusader to a minesweeper, and she was incredibly accurate, even against heavily armored tanks, with pitifully low damage but ridiculously high durability.
Surprisingly, Aqua, a goddess, was actually traumatized by the dungeon... Look how happy Darkness is laughing in the dungeon.
It's really not easy. After all, the sword I've been using for so long is finally no longer just an ornament. It's finally being used for something useful.
Although Darkness was having a great time hacking away, Kazuma was a little worried because he wouldn't be able to secretly remove Aqua's magic circle during their upcoming adventures.
Fortunately, a large number of dolls appeared again, and Kazuma and Darkness quickly continued forward. After shaking off the adventurers, the two arrived at the last room.
[There sat an enlarged doll, and those 3.6 self-destructing little figures were his creation: "Welcome to my dungeon, adventurers! I am the root and instigator of all evil."]
"Also a high-ranking officer in the Demon King's army, the Duke of Hell who leads the demons, the Great Demon who sees through the entire world... Barnir!"
"Damn it... We've kicked a hornet's nest. Just looking at that long list of titles, I know this is not someone we can afford to mess with."
"Isn't this the same spot where the mimic monster was? Where did this big shot come from?"
Even the people from other worlds were dumbfounded. If they remembered correctly, this was still within the starting village area... Why were all the Demon King's officers mysteriously disappeared in the starting village?!
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