Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

It's truly remarkable that the Demon King can survive so well with all his subordinates being such idiots!

The Hero Squad isn't much better; otherwise, how could they be considered evenly matched opponents? When they're broke, they go on adventures and fight monsters; when they have money, they just laze around and enjoy life, embracing a laid-back attitude.

The main quests are completely ignored, or rather, Kazuma doesn't even glance at them. Let whoever wants to fight the Demon King do it! A few hundred dollars a month, why risk your life?

"To be honest, I'm really curious about how much part-time Demon King executives actually earn per month..."

The cadre's job was so bad that he actually chose to work for the poor boss Wiz. No wonder he can't make any money! If it weren't for the fact that he said demons have no gender, everyone would almost be shipping them.

Type-Moon Fifth World War

Because the video previously showed the future, the Holy Grail War is practically dead in name only. After all, who would want to fight over that corrupted, broken Grail? And so, this is what we're seeing now...

Emiya Shirou looked speechlessly at Artoria, who was also huddled in the kotatsu. She was probably the most thoroughly giving up, becoming a kotatsu monster just like Kazuma.

When will we finally escape that furnace that brought ruin to Britain?! Electricity is so expensive!

"I've wanted to say this for a long time, this Demon King Woqi-8 Tumor-Moon Chair Army is doomed sooner or later!" Rin Tohsaka looked at the reappearing Banir with some embarrassment.

The headless knight died under mysterious circumstances, and now two more Demon King's army officers have run away, directly firing the Demon King's chairman and going to open a shop in the beginner village.

Two demon king officials, a hero, and a goddess! And lots of high-level adventurers—you call this a beginner's village? You should rename it a retirement village.

In the Demon King's Castle, let's talk about goodnight world.

"Thank goodness..." Demon King Twilight looked at the cadres on the screen with a look of relief. Luckily, I don't have these subordinates who resign so easily.

Then the Demon King started complaining again: "By the way, where is the Hero Apocalypse now? Why is he so unreliable, just like Kazuma!"

He deliberately left various treasure chests along the way, trying every means to send equipment and items to the hero. He's been kidnapping the princess for so long, shouldn't he be ready to attack by now?

Upon hearing this, the husky glanced at the image projected by the magic and said somewhat awkwardly, "Uh, the hero Dawn took the wrong path..."

"Huh?!" Huang Hun stumbled and almost fell over. He really is even less reliable than Kazuma. Should the princess still be saved?

"Sigh..." Demon King Twilight sighed wearily. There was nothing he could do but add signposts to the path the hero would take later, and also remove the gold coins from the treasure chests.

The hero Akatsuki was already foolish enough, but he was afraid that the other party would fall into the same depravity as Kazuma after getting the gold coins.

These days, heroes are getting worse and worse. The smart heroes and the ones who actually do things but aren't proactive are just lazy bums! And the proactive hero, Dawn, is just another stupid idiot with no sense of direction.

[Thoughts return to the present...]

[The so-called cooperation is simply to mass-produce and sell goods from Kazuma's hometown in this other world, and their first project is the kotatsu!]

Kazuma was in charge of product development, while Banir handled mass production and sales, but this also turned Kazuma back into a shut-in. No matter how much Megumin and Darkness called him, he refused to step out of the kotatsu.

He even used all his skills to attack Darkness and Megumin, who were trying to pull him out of bed. Even Aqua looked at this with disgust.

Just as Kazuma was feeling smug, he suddenly felt an urge to urinate, so he had no choice but to ask for a truce and begged the two of them to carry him to the toilet.

Seeing how useless Kazuma was, no one could do anything about him, and without hesitation, they threw him outside, kotatsu and all!

"Hahaha, the first item is a scrap metal manufacturing machine, the infamous 'Kingdom Demise Furnace,' not bad at all."

"Kazuma's level of incompetence is far beyond what I imagined. After all this time, I didn't feel that the Demon King was that bad. On the contrary, Kazuma is more like the villain."

This Barnier is something else. He not only saw through Aqua's identity, but he also knew everything about Kazuma's background. No wonder he plans to cooperate with Kazuma to make a lot of money.

Although Kazuma seemed a bit useless at this moment, no one could hate him because it was just too real. No normal person could escape the seal of the kotatsu in the dead of winter!

In the end, Kazuma was forced to leave his house and led everyone to the equipment shop, where he finally obtained the katana he had always dreamed of!

Watching this scene, the burly man with the red mohawk crossed his arms and leaned against the wall, looking rather thoughtful: "Is that your new partner?"

[After exchanging a glance with the burly man, Kazuma lowered his voice and said, "New partner!"]

The burly, red-haired man opened the door and walked out, facing the light. He turned back and muttered in a low voice, "Hmph, I may now be witnessing the birth of a new hero!"

[The custom-made dung beetle-colored armor for Kazuma was also completed, and Kazuma couldn't wait to put on this limited-edition armor!]

"Clang clang clang—" Kazuma tried to move, but found he couldn't budge it at all. He simply couldn't control it with his strength, so he had to abandon the armor. But at least he had a new, handy weapon!

Kazuma tucked his long sword into his waistband and stylishly tossed his cloak aside, saying, "I'll be relying on you from now on, partner!"

[Yin Lingqi Ba 4 Qi Si Wu Liu's cool demeanor only lasted three seconds; after taking only two steps, his longsword accidentally knocked over a greatsword on a nearby shelf!]

"I'm sorry...I'm sorry...I'm sorry!" After sincerely apologizing and helping him up, he once again stylishly tossed his cloak aside and pushed open the door to leave.

This time, he didn't even last a second, because the long sword at his waist got stuck in the door, preventing him from taking a single step.

[So, amidst everyone's disapproving looks, Kazuma pushed the door open and tried again and again...]

"I've put up with you, tailor, for so long! Why are you everywhere? Is it really okay for a tailor to act like some big shot all the time?"

Haha, everyone almost died laughing at the tailor's affected air. This tailor is putting on far too much of a show!

Honestly... this red-haired uncle is really high-class. If I didn't know that he was a tailor, I would really think he was some big shot!

When everyone saw Kazuma wearing green dung beetle armor, they completely lost their composure... This is the power of nature! He's become greener and stronger!

And the most important question is, why is a thief wearing heavy armor?! Aren't you supposed to be playing a sneaky, ambush-style character? How are you going to ambush someone wearing this?

Re:Zero -Starting Life in Zero

"Hahaha, cool things don't suit you, fellow countryman Kazuma... Pfft... Haha." Seeing Kazuma's cool demeanor last only three seconds, Subaru Natsuki, who had also recently arrived in the other world, couldn't help but laugh.

"Here comes a classic problem in the dog world!"

Wearing a long sword horizontally at your waist might look cool, but it seems a bit silly. You can't even leave the house without it. The coolness only lasts for three seconds.

The situation was quite awkward. If all else fails, they should just stick to their daggers; after all, they're a thief.

Chapter 482 My teammates are a bunch of useless idiots, not one of them is of any use.

[So the new weapon's length became much shorter, but it's still a good weapon, so it needs a cool name.]

"Muramasa? Masamune? Toratsu?" Kazuma thought for a long time but couldn't think of a suitable one.

At this moment, Aqua called out to the group, saying she had found a suitable mission for them: to kill lizard runners, as spring was approaching and the lizards were entering their breeding season!

A large number of male runners will gather around the queen runner to compete for mating rights, and the fastest male will become the king and queen!

Hearing this, Kazuma stuck his finger to the counter lady's mouth and stylishly raised the sword he had just bought: "Shh, no matter how many monsters there are, they won't be a match for me and my new partner!"

"Right... uh... Kikuichimonji? Kogarasumaru?" Clearly, Kazuma was still undecided about the name of his new partner.

Just as Makoto was fretting over this, Megumin suddenly spoke up: "Chiu-Chiu-Maru! The name of this sword is Chiu-Chiu-Maru!"

[Kazuma refused without hesitation: "How can you give it such a weird name? As my beloved sword, it must have a cool name..."]

But it was too late; the enchanted talisman on the hilt had already branded that name onto it!

Soon the group arrived on the plains, and Kazuma, dejected, held up the Chuchumaru: "I was saying... if this sword defeats the Demon King, the legendary hero's holy sword, Chuchumaru, will be written on a plaque and displayed in a museum!"

"What a name, Chuchu Maru! You can tell it's full of murderous intent just by hearing it... Pfft, sorry, I just couldn't resist!"

"The Demon King is probably the one who has the biggest objection to the name 'Chiuchi Maru,' right? If he were to be defeated by this sword by accident, he would truly be nailed to the pillar of shame."

Everyone almost burst into tears. You've been wasting your days like this, and you still remember you're supposed to defeat the Demon King? Well then, get out of the newbie village first, you lazy hero!

I've never seen such a good-for-nothing hero who stays indoors all day long and never leaves the house!

Type-Moon Fifth World War

Looking at Kazuma, who seemed rather clueless about naming things, Shirou Emiya smiled slightly: "As expected of Kazuma, who came from Japan to another world, even the names he comes up with are the most famous swords from Japan!"

Rin Tohsaka seemed rather indifferent: "Is it that hard to come up with a name? If all else fails, we can call it 'Fire's Joy' or 'Frostmourne,' or something like that!"

Although the name "Chiuchi Maru" sounds like a low-level name, as long as you can defeat the Demon King, it doesn't matter what name you have. Why should you worry about others not respecting you?

Ilya closed the comic book about the hero's adventure and complained, "Even if you defeat the Demon King, you won't be called a holy sword... because such a short sword is usually used for seppuku."

She thought this Chuchu Maru was just a temporary weapon for Kazuma, but she never expected Kazuma to actually think... to use a sword forged in the beginner village to fight the Demon King?

Moreover, the thought of a hero fighting a demon king with a short sword instead of a holy sword made her feel rather disgusted.

After everyone was ready, Kazuma explained his plan: he would first assassinate the Lizard King and Queen; without them, the lizard swarm would disband!

[If we fail, Darkness will take over, and then Kazuma will snipe.]

[If this fails again, let Megumin's Explosion Magic wipe them out in one fell swoop, and leave all support to Aqua, the healer!]

Everyone thought it was a perfect plan. Soon after, Kazuma, standing in the tree, saw a group of identical lizards running towards them!

[At this point, Kazuma realized that the most crucial part of the plan had gone wrong. Although the female lizards were easy to distinguish, the males all looked exactly alike, making it impossible to tell which one was the king!]

"Hey! Aqua, which one is the king?"

Aqua placed her hand on her forehead as if gazing into the distance, and uttered a remarkably wise statement: "The one who seems most remarkable is the King, isn't he?"

Kazuma started blaming himself: "I was so stupid to ask you!"

"The plan was perfect. Don't plan next time. I can only say that imagination is beautiful, but reality is cruel! The plan collapsed from the very beginning."

"Child, you're overthinking it! This is reality. Behold the gap between ideals and reality."

Everyone wondered if they had acted too fast, because they actually saw Kazuma asking a stupid question... Had Kazuma's intelligence decreased from spending so much time with the goddess of wisdom?

If you can't tell which one is the king, then kill the conspicuous queen! Without the queen, what are these male lizards fighting over!

[The goddess of wisdom, Aqua, suddenly had a brilliant idea: "That's it! The king is the fastest runner, isn't he? Let's use magic to gather monsters to lure them here; the king will be the first to arrive!"]

Before Kazuma could stop her, Aqua unleashed a group taunt spell into the sky: "Forcefire!!"

The lizards running in the distance let out sharp, eerie cries and charged towards Aqua with even greater speed!

Kazuma, while drawing his bow, angrily berated Aqua: "You idiot, aren't you satisfied unless you cause some trouble?!"