"Why are you suddenly saying that? I only did it to help, don't be angry! Anyway, it'll probably be the same as usual afterwards, I'll definitely be bullied to tears by those robe runners!"

"I know, it's always like this! Kill me, kill me!" Aqua began to scream in despair, then lay on the ground, hopping around in a spread-eagle position, throwing a tantrum.

Looking at this idiotic goddess, Kazuma was speechless. He decided to rely on himself and, with his extremely high luck, killed the lizard that resembled the king with a single arrow.

[But the lizards became even more frenzied. If they killed the king first, the other lizards would think they had a chance to become the new king, so they had to kill the queen first if they were to kill someone.]

Faced with such a massive number of monsters, Megumin stepped forward, her Explosion magic perfectly suited to the task: "Leave it to me! Explosion..."

However, nothing happened, because when Kazuma was called out in the morning, he used his Absorption Touch to absorb her magic power, causing her mana bar to become low.

"Hahaha, come on!" Darkness, with her defense maxed out, showed absolutely no fear.

In a mere instant, he and Aqua were trampled underfoot by the numerous lizard runners. (Read thrilling novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

"As usual, she's a liability to her teammates. Aqua's taunt is definitely maxed out, a goddess-level taunt. The problem is, why would a priest use a group taunt?!"

"After watching this, all I can say is, what kind of amazing teammates did Kazuma bring along? I can already foresee them accumulating a huge debt..."

Everyone laughed at Aqua's self-destructive behavior. A goddess had been driven to the point of being a madwoman, and she had even become quite familiar with the process of defeating monsters.

The problem is, Aqua, you're a goddess! Can't you be a little more mindful of your image? This utterly unrefined, self-destructive tantrum is making you look like a monster!

Labyrinth Diner World

As a seasoned adventurer and gourmet, Leos felt that there was nothing wrong with Kazuma's plan, but...

"The plan was good, but unfortunately my teammates didn't keep up and we got screwed over."

He couldn't understand why Aqua, this genius goddess, would throw her taunt skills directly at him; he could only attribute it to her brilliant mind.

Every sudden, brilliant idea she comes up with is elusive; no normal person would think that way. She truly deserves to be called the goddess of wisdom!

"The mage can't cast spells, the priest suddenly uses taunt, the front line is useless... only the archer is still dealing damage?"

Marcus suddenly realized the importance of brains. As a mage, Megumin needs to pay close attention to her own magical power!

Even Kazuma's contingency plan after the failure was rendered useless by his teammates' mistakes. Thinking about it carefully, it turns out that there wasn't a single person in the team who was actually of any use.

Chaldea, the world of Type-Moon

"...If I said Aqua isn't a goddess, would you believe me?" Ishtar's lips twitched as she looked at Aqua, who was acting like a complete idiot, trying to kick her out of the ranks of goddesses.

Seemingly sensing the amusement, the Wise King Shan looked at Ishtar with amusement: "What do you think?"

"No way!!" Ishtar tried frantically to deny the fact: "If I were a goddess like her, I feel like I'd become an idiot like her!"

Although she sometimes messes things up, she doesn't want to become a stupid goddess like Aqua!

It's really hard to imagine what kind of people worship the Axis cult that follows Aqua, that idiot... There are actually people who believe in this idiot!

Chapter 483 The hero died again, this time from a fall…

Seeing Darkness and Aqua being trampled, Kazuma couldn't help but become anxious: "Darkness... just hold on a little longer! I'll take care of this guy right now!"

"No need to bother... Oh haha... Take your time, it's fine!" Darkness, amidst the swarm of lizards, gave Kazuma a thumbs-up in the tree, indicating that he wasn't in a hurry.

[After Kazuma aimed his bow at the Lizard King, the latter seemed to sense the killing intent and immediately leaped up, delivering a flying kick to Kazuma!]

"Sniper!" Kazuma fired an arrow, piercing the Running Queen's forehead without missing a beat, before finally letting out a sigh of relief: "That was close..."

Just as she was thinking this, the Running Queen's body, propelled by inertia, crashed into a tree trunk. Kazuma, who had just finished shooting the arrow and was caught off guard while showing off, immediately lost his balance.

The swarm of running lizards below, watching Kazuma fall from the tree... all scattered. Kazuma landed headfirst, followed by a dull thud of dislocated bones; he died instantly!

"..." When Kazuma opened his eyes again, somewhat dazed, he was still in that familiar space, and with that familiar goddess.

[Even the goddess Eris felt embarrassed for Kazuma about this kind of death, seemingly unsure how to respond: "Please live carefully... It took me a lot of effort to bring you back to life before, when I made an exception."]

Kazuma promptly bowed and apologized: "I'm very sorry! I can't refute this time."

"I really want to know what Kazuma, who has teammates but still has to fight alone, is thinking."

"Hahaha, I never expected a lizard to use a flying kick. Do you think you're some kind of sandwich filling?!"

Seeing Kazuma dead again, everyone fell silent, which was unusual... Aqua and Darkness weren't trampled to death, so why did you have to die?!

"The luckiest person, Kazuma, died because he unfortunately tripped and fell... What happened to his luck?"

Goodness, even the goddess Eris has been forced to remind Kazuma to be careful in his survival. After all, even the goddess probably didn't expect their reunion to come so soon!

Why not just build a house in this dead space? Then when Eris eats, we can ask her to add an extra bowl and chopsticks, since you come here often anyway!

Academy City World

"Kazuma, he's dead again..." At some point, Shirai Kuroko had started saying this without any expression on her face.

Death is supposed to be a sad thing, but when it happens to Kazuma, she just wants to laugh. This has happened so many times already, she's become quite the habitual one.

Misaka Mikoto also covered her face with her hands: "The way he died, I feel embarrassed for him..."

My teammates are all terrible, Kazuma has it tough! He has such high luck, yet he dies so easily, and the way he dies is getting more and more random.

Fortunately, Aqua is there, so it's not a big problem. Perhaps this is the greatest function of the Goddess of Idiots!

Chaldea, the world of Type-Moon

Even Leonardo da Vinci was starting to lose his composure: "Besides being scared to death and being beheaded, now we have to die from a fall... Have we gotten used to dying already?!"

Although Aqua's resurrection magic allows him to bounce around in the underworld repeatedly, the pain of death is real, yet Kazuma can still be so calm about it.

Dr. Roman was speechless for a moment upon seeing this: "Kazuma, who was fine fighting the Demon King's army officers, actually fell to his death..."

Kazuma was able to emerge unscathed when he was fighting the Headless Horseman and Banir, so his death now seems rather hasty!

Can you believe that a hero who had defeated several demon king's officers actually fell to his death from a tree?

For a moment, it was hard to say whether to call him lucky or unlucky, since the probability of falling to one's death from a tree is extremely small.

After apologizing, Kazuma started worrying about his other companions: "Um, will everyone be alright after I die?"

Eris smiled and nodded: "Yes, although the senior lying there started crying as the lizards kicked and trampled him."

"The lizards dispersed after the Queen was defeated, and Huihui is alright now thanks to Darkness's protection. Senior is currently repairing your body."

Hearing that everything was alright, Kazuma sat back down in his chair, completely relieved: "In that case, is it okay if I wait a little longer?"

Eris looked at He Zhen with some surprise upon hearing this: "Although it's nothing, you're really calm."

[But while waiting to be resurrected, the air suddenly became quiet, and Kazuma began to look around, observing his surroundings.]

Eris simply watched him silently, and then the two stared at each other, an awkward atmosphere filling the entire Deadspace.

"Hahaha, is Aqua trying to make me laugh to death? She was being trampled and kicked by the lizards and even cried in the middle of it. What a pitiful goddess!"

"Having died so many times, can't you stay calm? You're practically a pro at it. I have to say, Kazuma's mental fortitude is truly remarkable!"

It's no wonder that the goddess Eris was surprised. After all, who would have thought that Kazuma could die three times in such a short period of time, in all sorts of bizarre ways?

Everyone just wanted the Demon King to promote the lizard to a higher rank, because at least it would be more respectable to die at the hands of a higher-ranking official than to fall from a tree.

Unable to bear the awkward atmosphere any longer, Kazuma looked at the gentle goddess Eris and suddenly asked, "Aren't you bored staying in this empty room all the time?"

To Kazuma's question, Eris smiled brightly: "My boredom means everyone is safe and sound. There's nothing better than me being idle!"

Looking at Eris's smile, Kazuma suddenly realized what he was lacking in this other world!

Although his current companions seem alright, they're not what he wants. All he wants is a girl with a sound mind like Eris!

[That's right, the female lead is right here! That's Kazuma's only thought right now.]

At this moment, Eris raised one eye and smiled mischievously, "Actually, I don't stay here all the time. Sometimes I sneak off to play on the ground. You have to keep this a secret for me!"

Just as Kazuma was feeling somewhat lost, Aqua's tactless voice rang out: "Kazuma!! Did you hear that? I've already cast a resurrection spell, you can come back here!" (Read exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

"Tch..." Kazuma couldn't help but click his tongue, then shouted, "Wait a little longer, I want to chat with Goddess Eris a little longer!"

Hearing this, Eris lowered her head shyly, feeling a little embarrassed, but Aqua exploded!

"Huh? What did Eris tell you? Don't be fooled, she's a 'padded breast goddess,' everything she says is as fake as her breasts! You'd better be careful..."

[The thought of being resurrected and still having to recklessly join them in defeating the Demon King made Kazuma even less inclined to resurrect! So she begged Eris to quickly reincarnate her into another world!]

However, he underestimated his partner's resolve and proceeded to do strange things to He Zhen's body!

"Huihui, what are you doing? Why are you taking off his clothes? Hey... Huihui, wait... Huihui!"

Hearing these words, Kazuma couldn't hold back any longer and quickly asked Eris to send him back. When he opened his eyes, he saw Megumin looking at him with tears streaming down her face and a resentful expression.

But when Kazuma saw Darkness crouching down, covering her face in embarrassment, and then looked at the dim-witted Aqua beside her, Kazuma panicked: "What on earth did they do to me?!"

"As expected, Eris is the true goddess. She is not only gentle but also understanding. She is truly beyond words."

"Now I finally understand why Kazuma has Aqua with him. Besides causing trouble, she can also revive infinitely!"

Everyone looked at Kazuma with some pity, wondering what his bizarre teammates had driven him to. They had even lowered the requirements to anyone who was normal... as long as they were mentally sound.

"Saying that Emu Sanwu Qijiu Liuyi San is as fake as her breasts... Aqua, please let this poor goddess go."

Good grief, are you really planning to live off this secret for the rest of your life? After all, Eris is your junior! Spare Eris's poor 3.5-inch breasts.

Baka and Test: Summoning World

Seeing Eris suddenly blush, as if she had been flirted with by Kazuma Sato, the previously calm Class F erupted in chaos.

"Ooh no!!!"

Before anyone knew it, a group of FFF group members wielding scythes and wearing leather cloaks had appeared in the class, their eyes practically glowing with fire.

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