[Father Mapo's behavior immediately prompted Rin Tohsaka to retort, "Why are you speaking so seriously, like you're spouting some profound life philosophy?!"]

The two hosts, Ilya and Father Mapo, both turned their heads away, saying, "Because I don't know what to do anymore."

[Watching this scene full of laughable moments, Arcueid, still calmly sitting in the ruined stands, happily ate potato chips and laughed: "This is so funny, 727!!"]

At this moment, a line of text introducing Arcueid's origins also appeared next to her.

Arcueid Brunestud, the true progenitor of vampires, the strongest immortal being! It wouldn't be an exaggeration to say he's an avatar of Earth, and can even directly access intelligence from across the world.

"hiss--!"

Seeing the lavish description and Arcueid still eating potato chips, everyone from the other worlds gasped in astonishment.

"As expected of you, True Ancestor! No wonder you could remain calm and unmoved in the audience even after everyone else had run away!"

So this is the real boss! An immortal and indestructible being, a being similar to an Earth clone, this is fucking cheating!

Type-Moon Fifth World War (For super exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

"Yeah, yeah... The Holy Grail is really a heavy burden for humans~" Rin Tohsaka said nonchalantly while calmly clipping her nails.

What are you talking about? Don't think you can get away with this by saying nice things!

Looking at himself transformed into starlight on the screen, Shirou Emiya's lips twitched slightly: "Can anyone tell me where the other me went?"

This inexplicable rocket couldn't possibly have taken us to outer space, could it?

Given the unreliable nature of that world, the possibility is quite high. In that case, I choose to give up thinking about it…

Red A shrugged and said, "I have absolutely no recollection of this!"

Compared to that, he was more curious about whether there was a true ancestor of vampires in his world, since there was one in his world as well.

P.S.: I'm getting more and more hooked on the Fantasy Carnival, especially the errand-running and racing segments.

Chapter 600 Uncle B's First Errand Run, Homebody Ilya.

[After that absurd Holy Grail War ended, the scene shifted to a panoramic view of Fuyuki City, accompanied by a voiceover.]

"Fuyuki City is nestled between mountains and the sea, a vibrant city. A large castle stands in the forest on the outskirts of the city, where Ilya lives peacefully with her maids."

As the words fell, the scene shifted to a luxurious room.

Everywhere you look, there are mountains of game cartridges, scattered haphazardly across desks and corners, even along with leftover snack wrappers!

"Damn it...damn it, take this!"

[Ilya was completely absorbed in the game, her eyes glued to the television screen, her hands flying across the controller.]

However, at this crucial moment, a message appeared on the screen indicating that the controller was out of power. Ilya immediately looked annoyed: "Seriously, we were almost done with the game!"

"Pfft... Hahaha, are you trying to make me laugh to death? Fuyuki City is a vibrant city?!"

The people from other worlds, who were trying to suppress their laughter, turned red in the face upon hearing this introduction, and couldn't help but burst out laughing... If it weren't for the constant burning, it would indeed be quite vibrant!

The key point is that every time the video starts, Fuyuki City is engulfed in flames; they've never seen such a "nuclear-smoked" city.

So much so that now, when they see Fuyuki City that doesn't start with a sea of ​​fire, they feel it's not quite authentic.

Type-Moon Fate/Zero World

Irisviel looked at Ilya's room, which resembled that of a recluse, and her smile became somewhat stiff: "It seems she's living a very peaceful life, but perhaps too peaceful..."

The wife's gaze kept shifting between her daughter's messy room and her daughter's focused figure playing video games, her expression becoming complicated and heavy.

Although she was happy that Ilya in that other world might not follow the same path as her, her daughter's appearance still filled her with anxiety and unease.

She sighed softly, looking at her daughter, who was engrossed in the world of anime, with a worried expression: "What am I going to do, Kiritsugu! My once cute and well-behaved daughter has gone astray..."

Kiritsugu Emiya also lit a cigarette with a worried expression, his eyes filled with astonishment and confusion.

"I...this..." He opened his mouth slightly, as if he wanted to say something, but was too shocked by the scene in front of him to speak.

Are you kidding me?! That room with game cartridges and snack wrappers all over the table, did my lovely and well-behaved daughter really make it?

Meanwhile, the Emperor secretly regretted not summoning him, otherwise they could have teamed up. He was an expert gamer.

Bless the World

Kazuma gritted his teeth in envy: "A PS3 and an Xbox...tsk, she's living the life I've always dreamed of."

Living in a luxurious villa, with a huge game screen, a whole container of game discs, and most importantly, a maid! That room is practically a paradise for shut-ins!

Aqua quickly moved closer, hands on her hips, and began to tempt Kazuma again: "If you're envious, then hurry up and defeat the Demon King, and you'll have everything."

Kazuma's enthusiasm was immediately extinguished. He waved his hand and casually replied, "Next time, definitely next time!"

Running out of controller battery right when you're about to finish the game is really bad luck. I've heard some hot-tempered guys even smash their keyboards in anger.

"Berserker—" Ilya immediately turned and shouted upstairs.

[As the room trembled, Berserker gently turned the doorknob and peered out with his massive head.]

Ilya, holding a battery in her hand, gestured to him: "Go buy me a battery right now! It has to be an Enerloop brand!"

[And so... Uncle B, carrying a shopping bag in one hand and wielding his Noble Phantasm to annihilate hundreds in the other, strode down the street with an air of utter indifference.]

"A Berserker would actually open doors obediently? Or even run errands?? Do you have some kind of misunderstanding about Berserkers?"

Seeing Uncle B obediently open the door, the people from other worlds twitched at the corners of their mouths... Dude, this doesn't seem to fit your image and temperament at all!

Moreover, with your treasure weapon in hand and that swaggering gait, you look more like you're going to fight than shopping!

In response, Kariya Matou, whose face was being devoured by Crest Worms in the Type-Moon world, looked even more distorted: "Why is your Berserker so obedient!"

He treated Ilya like his own daughter, and listened to her words as if they were command spells.

[Just as Berserker was strolling down the street with his Noble Phantasm and shopping bag swinging around with a carefree gait, Gilgamesh was standing on a nearby telephone pole!]

Gilgamesh, sipping his beer, looked down at Berserker and said, "As a king, I'm merely here to observe the people's plight."

"I can't believe I saw this idiot Servant parading around with such a stupid look on his face! In my city, there's no need for this meatball!"

[As he spoke, Gilgamesh pulled out a chain from the golden ripples beside him, only to be slammed to the ground by Berserker's accidentally flung Noble Phantasm.]

Gilgamesh... retreats—!

All I can say is that he still loves streetlights!

The people from other worlds were stunned for a moment when they saw Gilgamesh's sudden defeat, but after they came to their senses, they burst into laughter.

When had they ever seen Gilgamesh look so ridiculous? Could it be that the fake wine was poisoning him?

Type-Moon Seventh Singularity

"Hahaha, this is hilarious..." Ishtar covered her stomach with both hands, her eyes curving into two crescent moons, and you could even see tears welling up in the corners of her eyes.

"Your measly fatal wound?... Hahaha." (For super-exciting novels, visit Feilu Novel Network!)

The mighty King of Heroes was actually knocked off the stage by a single Noble Phantasm. Nobody would believe it if you told them. She'll be eating Gilgamesh alive for the rest of her life because of this!

"Have you laughed enough, you useless goddess!" King Xian said through gritted teeth, veins throbbing on his forehead.

As expected, even I, the king, couldn't help but want to beat up my immature self. He's completely lost face for the rest of his life...

Siduri also turned her head to the side, her face turning red, her shoulders trembling slightly, trying hard to suppress her laughter!

Merlin was laughing non-stop, and he had to admit that he was starting to like that somewhat bizarre world; it was just too much fun!

Meanwhile, on the other side of the pier, Cú Chulainn, dressed in casual beachwear, was leisurely fishing with a cigarette dangling from his lips.

Suddenly, Cú Chulainn quickly dodged to the side, and then heard a loud bang.

"Bang--"】

Suddenly, Uncle B's unexpected punch created a deep crater in the spot where he had been sitting.

"What's wrong with you?!" Cú Chulainn instantly drew his spear, the Piercing Thorn, and glared at Berserker, his face covered in cold sweat.

At this point, the narrator explained the reason: it was simply because Berserker really loved puppies.

[After Cu Chulainn fought Berserker for two hours, the surrounding warehouses were reduced to ruins. The scene then shifts.]

"Just give me a quick death..."

And so, Berserker, with steel bars and the spear piercing his body, dragged Cú Chulainn out of the ruins.

"He even smokes! Oh no, all my romanticized notions about Heroic Spirits have been shattered!"

"Woof-chan—!! You're so unlucky!"

The people from other worlds looked on with amusement and disbelief at Cú Chulainn, who had been inexplicably beaten up. He was peacefully smoking and fishing on the beach. What had he done to deserve this?

Although Cú Chulainn's Noble Phantasm always hits, Berserker just has more life than anyone else! He fought for a full two hours straight, which is much better than the King of Heroes who was inexplicably knocked out by his Noble Phantasm!

Type-Moon Fifth World War

Cú Chulainn stormed into the Emiya residence, pointed at himself at everyone, and demanded, "Tell me, what makes me look like a dog?"

I feel really unlucky. I was just relaxing by having a smoke and fishing. That should have been normal in that world. So why did I get beaten up?

Getting beaten up is one thing, but the most crucial thing is that the cause of the incident was such a bizarre reason!

"Uh..." After seeing the person in question come to her door, Illya awkwardly shifted her gaze to Shirou Emiya. Her sister is in trouble, it's your turn to step up.

"No, no, no, it doesn't look like him at all!" Feeling Cú Chulainn's somewhat piercing gaze, Shirou Emiya swallowed hard and said with some suspicion.

"If you feel unlucky, think about the six unlucky guys Solomon fought. Compared to them, don't you feel pretty lucky?"

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