"It seems that's true..." Cú Chulainn lowered his head and pondered for a moment. Besides, Gilgamesh had just set an example for him, so even if he was to lose face, it wasn't his turn yet.

What to do? After comparing like this, I've actually discovered that I'm actually quite "lucky" in Shen...

Chapter 601 Dog Bro—! How did you die again?

At this moment, Berserker, dragging Cú Chulainn along, finally remembered Illya's quest to buy batteries, and so he started running wildly through the streets with his beloved "pet" in tow.

[It completely devastated Fuyuki City. A series of explosions occurred wherever Berserker passed by, and even Assassin, who was at Ryudou Temple, couldn't escape the blast.]

[Assassin Sasaki - Defeated!]

While dragging Cú Chulainn to the shop, Berserker completely ignored the walls and pushed his way through.

Then, by accident, he stepped on Gilgamesh, who was lying on the ground. Berserker instantly lost his balance and crashed into Medusa, who was riding a bicycle, at an extremely high speed.

"Eh...what? Wait, wait...ah!"

[Rider Medusa - Defeated!]

"Is this the legendary Uncle B-style dog walking? Buying batteries and snatching the Holy Grail at the same time?"

Seeing Mr. Jin, the kind citizen who was inexplicably stepped on again, the people watching the video almost couldn't help but spit out a mouthful of blood.

Although you were very handsome in Uruk, you were really miserable in other worlds, King of Heroes!

Type-Moon Fifth World War

Seeing herself leave so easily, Medusa's eyes twitched: "This exit was too hasty. I think I can gradually understand your feelings, Lancer."

"Are you sure... you can understand me?" Cú Chulainn pointed blankly at himself on the screen, being dragged all over the city, almost turned into a rag.

"Then who among you can understand me?"

Gilgamesh's somewhat annoyed voice immediately put the people present on alert.

The 277 people instinctively looked up at the highest point in the courtyard, and were immediately speechless... Sure enough, it was there!

Rin Tohsaka kept thinking to herself, "If it were a plain, where would you stand?"

Gilgamesh, dressed in plain clothes, jumped down nonchalantly and sat quietly to the side under the wary gazes of the crowd, without causing any trouble.

After all, he was just bored and wandering around the streets when he noticed that the heroic spirits had all gathered together, so he came over to join in the fun.

Academy City World

Shirai Kuroko sighed, "As everyone knows, the Holy Grail War is conducted in secret, and Fuyuki City is still perfectly peaceful today!"

Aside from the docks that were reduced to ruins after Cú Chulainn and Berserker fought for two hours, and the places Berserker passed through, it was indeed a peaceful day.

Sometimes, Kuroko admires the mentality of the residents of Fuyuki City. Even though the city has been destroyed like this, they can still act as if it's nothing and remain calm.

"Yes...it's done in secret." Mikoto couldn't help but frown when she thought about it.

She really wanted to drag Father Mapo over to see the dark side of Academy City, to show him what it really meant to conduct things in secret!

The Holy Grail War is always fought fiercely in the streets, as if they're afraid no one will know. What a load of rubbish!

No wonder the priest in this world stopped pretending; he realized he couldn't keep up the gas explosion act anymore!

[After falling, Uncle B wakes up in the rubble, only to find that his beloved pet "Dog Brother" is missing. He looks around frantically searching for him.]

Meanwhile, Cú Chulainn, who had taken cover nearby, was clutching his heart, gasping for breath! He had finally escaped death.

However, just as he was about to sneak away, Uncle B caught him red-handed: "Quick...quickly kill me!"

[Uncle B continued dragging Cú Chulainn along, enduring countless hardships until they finally arrived at the supermarket, only to find it closed for the day.]

"Bang bang bang—"

Enraged, Berserker grabbed Cú Chulainn's legs and swung him repeatedly at the roller shutter door like nunchucks!

Meanwhile, Shirou Emiya and Saber, who were in the shop next door, had just finished their lunch and came out: "Shirou, the curry at this place is pretty good."

[Then, Saber was brutally defeated by Berserker!]

"This is... the Noble Phantasm from across the way, Dog Bro?! You remind me of an old friend. You two should get along well, since he was the one who got hit on the floor."

Seeing Cú Chulainn being tossed around like a weapon, even the people from other worlds couldn't bear to watch... Tsk tsk, so pitiful, so pitiful, Brother Dog... Oh no, Lancer!

Even Scáthach, the master craftswoman from the Land of Shadows, couldn't bear to watch any longer. She could only take a deep breath, trying to calm herself, and mutter, "This is truly worse than death..."

As darkness fell, Uncle B used Cú Chulainn as a weapon, blasting the entire street into ruins.

Cú Chulainn lit a cigarette, sat down, and took a deep drag: "Berserker, although I don't know what happened, you should go home now!"

[Cú Chulainn's well-intentioned reminder resulted in a punch to the head from Berserker, but this also led Cú Chulainn to discover the note Illya had written to Berserker.]

[A reminder to Uncle B: if the supermarket is closed, go to the department store.]

This made Uncle B suddenly realize something, and he happily grabbed Cú Chulainn's thigh and swung it around in the air, occasionally slamming it to the sides.

Seeing this, even those watching from outside the video couldn't help but sigh, "Dog Brother is such a good person. Even after being treated like this, he still remembers to kindly remind us."

But... you reap what you sow, you should have chosen to run away!

Uncle B, if things really don't work out, let's find someone else to persecute. It's really too tragic, Dog Bro! (For super-exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

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"Look me in the eyes!" Cú Chulainn stared intently at Shirou Emiya, pointing at the screen, his voice laced with rage: "Now, do you still dare to tell me I'm lucky?!"

I was really fooled by your nonsense. If it weren't for my miserable appearance in the video, I would have almost thought I was really lucky.

"Hahaha, isn't this great, Woof-chan!" Gilgamesh seemed quite pleased, and his earlier displeasure had eased somewhat.

Cú Chulainn's attention was also diverted, and he looked at Gilgamesh: "Hey, you who got knocked out of the field by a Noble Phantasm, do you have any objections?"

It's just sabotage, as if anyone can't do that!

"Tch..." Gilgamesh didn't say anything more after hearing this, after all, in terms of scandals, the king appeared more in the video than him.

That's true. After all, I'm a celebrity who has topped the charts multiple times. With so many times, naturally there's a lot of dirt on me! How could this scoundrel in front of me possibly compare?

With this in mind, Gilgamesh successfully convinced himself, and even a smile appeared on his face.

Rin Tohsaka rubbed her eyes, thinking she was hallucinating... No way, that old fat tiger wasn't angry and yelled "scumbag" after being mocked face-to-face?!

This is impossible. Either he's mentally unstable, or I'm seeing things!

[The scene then shifts to Berserker dragging a half-dead Cú Chulainn to a large department store, after glancing at the sign.]

[In an instant, he leaped to the 10th floor, landing squarely on C's mom, who was buying appliances, just as she was staring at him in disbelief!]

【Caster Medea - Defeated!】

To make matters worse, Red A was there, holding the battery that Berserker had been longing for. Without a word, Berserker dragged Cú Chulainn over!

"Berserker?!" Red A looked at the newcomer with surprise, immediately projecting the images of Gan Jiang and Mo Xie.

[B-Uncle immediately tossed Cú Chulainn at him, and Red A dodged while still managing to ask, "What are you doing?"]

Cú Chulainn, his eyes already rolled back, replied, "I have no idea!"

Just as Red A created distance, B-Uncle began spinning Cú Chulainn rapidly, causing the latter to recall scenes from before.

"Wait, wait—what's going on here?!"

[Cú Chulainn was thrown out by Berserker and transformed into a ball of light, hurtling towards Archer!]

"What! What kind of unknown new Noble Phantasm is this?"

"boom--"】

[Red A's shocked words had barely faded when he was struck squarely, transforming into a streak of red light and flying into the distant sky.]

Archer Red A - Defeat

The scene then shifts to Cú Chulainn in the ruins. Lance Cú Chulainn—dead!

[B-Uncle swept through the Holy Grail War, and the Holy Grail appeared out of thin air. He then carried the Holy Grail and dragged Dog's corpse on his way home.]

"A blue lancer with a spinning charge using his Noble Phantasm—wait, the slideshow is practically flying out of his head!"

"Good heavens, first there was Emiya, the mighty hero who planned the Holy Grail War overnight for his sister, and now Berserker won the Holy Grail on his way to buy batteries..."

Wait… Everyone suddenly realized something was wrong and stared at the screen in disbelief. Why were all the other Heroic Spirits defeated, but you were the only one who died?! Dog Bro—!

Magical Girl Illya World

Emiya, the great hero, also felt a bit of a headache: "I think... I know why Archer was so surprised."

Is it because they discovered this can't be projected?! That makes sense, this isn't a Noble Phantasm at all, it's just an unlucky Servant, no wonder it can't be projected!

"I have to say, the Holy Grail War in that world was so easy it made me wonder if I was dreaming..."

The only one who was persecuted was the Spearman. Berserker, how much do you like Dog Bro?

Even in death, they wouldn't let him go; you dragged him home. He's truly pitiful!

Chapter 602 The Rocking Horse Lion! Do we have enough coins in reserve?

Type-Moon Fifth World War

Looking at Berserker, who was causing a ruckus everywhere, Shirou Emiya stiffly turned to the side and asked, "Illya, to be honest... does the Einzbern family have enough cash reserves?"

A dock, two streets, plus a department store—just thinking about all that money almost made him faint. How much money would he have to lose?

He now understood why the Holy Grail War was conducted in secret—besides avoiding suspicion, it was simply because they couldn't afford to pay such heavy prices!

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