Gilgamesh, who was standing to the side, frowned slightly upon hearing this... Why does this sentence sound so familiar? It's like someone has said it to me before.
"Don't worry!" Ilya stood up, put her hands on her hips, raised her chin slightly, and said with a proud look, "The Einzbern family may not have much else, but they have a lot of money!"
"It's just one or two streets, I can afford to pay for it! It's rare to see Berserker so enthusiastic, even running errands for me!"
"The problem is that his interest is in me!" Cú Chulainn pointed at the screen, almost in tears.
"Why do all the other Servants retreat, but when it comes to me, they all just die?!"
“Uh…” Red A pondered for a moment, then said with some suspicion, “Maybe it’s because you’re Lance-r?!”
Cú Chulainn's facial muscles twitched slightly upon hearing this: "-Are you serious?"
Although I have the exclusive class skill Battle Continuation, Battle Continuation isn't for getting beaten up! I've probably dragged the whole street clean.
Thinking of this, Cú Chulainn looked at the screen and became somewhat melancholy. He missed his demonic sword; the sword-level upgrade must be very different.
He sensed the full malice of that world towards him... No wonder that world lacked the evil of this world; it turns out it was all coming at him!
When Uncle B returned to the castle laden with his loot, he handed Illya the mysterious Holy Grail that resembled an electric kettle.
Illya stared at the mysterious object before her and immediately yelled at Berserker, "What is this, Berserker? I wanted an Eneloop battery!"
[After waiting from day to night, Ilya, both angry and annoyed, slapped the "electric kettle" to the ground, hitting Wang-chan squarely on the forehead.]
Suddenly, it began to emit a dazzling white light, and then the lid of the "electric kettle" opened, from which crawled a mysterious creature that had appeared before.
However, judging from the towel on their head and the steam coming from the surroundings, they must be soaking in a hot spring...
Amidst everyone's bewildered gazes, she pulled out a red battery and tossed it down: "That way, the wish is fulfilled, meow!"
Then, with a snap, it disappeared with the kettle.
Still bewildered, Ilya stared blankly at the battery on the ground, muttering, "This isn't an eneloop..."
"This...it really is the Holy Grail?!"
Everyone stared at the Holy Grail on the screen, which resembled an "electric kettle," and was instantly bewildered... I'd believe it if you called a drinking cup the Holy Grail! But how does this thing even look like a cup?
Moreover, this must be the cheapest wish they've ever had—they asked for a battery, but they only received one.
As we all know, the controller needs two batteries, what good is one battery?
That's not even the cruelest part. The cruelest part is that they gave us a different model, which is completely unusable!
Type-Moon Fate/Zero World
"This..." Seeing his daughter's wish for a battery, the old father, Kiritsugu Emiya, was speechless and stood frozen in place.
My daughter... is it possible? This wish doesn't require the Holy Grail? You just need to turn around and give the maids a word, and they can grant your wish in no time.
"Hahaha, you should feel fortunate for Kiritsugu Emiya!" Gilgamesh laughed with great pleasure.
"Don't forget, the corrupted Holy Grail is imbued with endless malice, and the way wishes are fulfilled becomes evil..."
Gilgamesh thought that the Holy Grail in that world was the greatest source of pleasure, and it was quite interesting! Even the wish for a battery could turn into such a fun thing.
Although it was interesting, Gilgamesh still found the "kettle"-shaped Holy Grail rather unappealing, as it looked incredibly cheap!
Kiritsugu Emiya silently lit another cigarette, further resolving to chop up that broken cup sooner or later; keeping it around was just asking for trouble.
Aside from Solomon's world where wishes are truly granted, no Holy Grail is reliable!
Following Berserker's successful completion of the errand, Fuyuki City held a grand new round of the Holy Grail Grand Prix, with the stands packed with citizens eager to watch the spectacle.
Artoria grumbled from the side, "Seriously, is this a race? What do they take this sacred duel between knights for?!"
Emiya Shirou, however, didn't think much of it: "It's not bad at all. It's better to be able to resolve things without a huge fight!"
Although somewhat annoyed, Artoria nodded and said, "That's true..."
As for the races for each Servant, they will also be decided through a sacred lottery!
Type-Moon Fate/Zero World
"A race car?!" Irisviel's eyes lit up instantly, and the corners of her mouth turned up wider and wider, her excited look like that of a child who had received their favorite toy.
"Kiritsugu, I want to participate! I want to participate!! This racing is my specialty."
At this moment, the wife never imagined that she would one day look forward to the Holy Grail War so much, provided... it could be like the Holy Grail War in the video!!
The Conqueror King's eyes also showed a hint of excitement: "This seems quite interesting, shall we have a match too?!"
Saber, having experienced her wife's driving skills firsthand, instantly turned pale, her voice trembling slightly: "We'll talk about it another time!"
Irisviel's driving skills allow her to drift and turn endlessly uphill on rugged and steep mountain roads; it's as if her body is running ahead while her soul is chasing behind...
Type-Moon Fifth World War
"So this time it's racing?" Rin Tohsaka was stunned. You guys want to race anything that has nothing to do with fighting, huh?
"That's not fair! That's so unfair!" Ilya shouted, arms crossed, clearly dissatisfied. "Tell me, what kind of car can a Berserker of that size fit into?"
Furthermore, even if such a vehicle did exist, do you think a Berserker would drive it? I have every reason for you to target me.
Shirou Emiya glanced at the Berserker's enormous size and mentally went through every car he could think of...
To be honest, it seems like there isn't a single car that Uncle B could actually sit in the driver's seat of.
After a round of drawing lots, each team drew a race car that had been carefully prepared by the organizer, Father Mapo.
[Rin Tohsaka and Archer drew a pink convertible sports car—GetMoney!]
[Rin Tohsaka is facing the camera with an elegant expression: "Hehe~ We will do our best with integrity! Please cheer us on!"]
But the next second, she moved closer to Red A, revealing a villainous expression: "No matter how dirty the methods, we will win!"
"I absolutely must win first place!" Cú Chulainn shouted with great enthusiasm.
Before him stood a race car shaped like a rocket, its massive engine symbolizing its formidable firepower!
"Wait—isn't that Wang-chan? How come he's alive again?"
Looking at the confident Cú Chulainn, a sense of foreboding rose in everyone's hearts. Were they going to persecute Cú Chulainn again?
In the Type-Moon universe, Tokiomi Tohsaka, looking at his daughter who changes her expression so drastically, felt utterly hopeless: "Elegance, remember to be elegant—!"
Rin... what have you been through in these 10 years that has caused you to completely lose the elegance and prestige of a magician?
This kind of thing should be kept secret, don't tell anyone!
Bless the World
"What a cool car—!!" Kazuma stared at Cú Chulainn's vehicle with shining eyes. As the saying goes, the roar of the engine is a man's romance.
Kazuma was completely captivated by the car at that moment. You don't have to ride it, but you must have one!
Darkness hesitated before saying, "Kazuma, if you're talking about that four-wheeled steel carriage, I advise you to give up..."
"As far as I know, the two front wheels of a carriage are not usually this close together, because it is not convenient to turn."
Kazuma stared longingly at the screen and answered without hesitation, "But it's cool! And I didn't say I wanted to drive it."
He's not stupid; as the only one in the team with a brain, how could he not see it? But this Wang Jiang might be in for some bad luck again.
But did he offend the organizers? Or was he just really unlucky to be drawn this car?
[Shinji and Rider's group drew a women's bicycle, and Shinji could only sit dejectedly in the storage rack: "Why did I have to draw a bicycle?!!"] (Read exciting novels on Feilu Novel Network!)
Medusa, dressed in professional riding gear and looking very serious, said, "Don't worry, my riding skills are A+, let's go, Pegasus!"
[In comparison, Shirou and Saber were even more unlucky, drawing the rocking horse—the Lion!]
Shirou Emiya was stunned: "A toy?!"
Artoria sat comfortably on the rocking horse with a happy smile on her face, looking perfectly at ease.
Artoria smiled and waved to Shirou Emiya. Suddenly, the rocking horse she was sitting on stopped, and she held out her hand to Shirou Emiya: "Please give me 100 yen—!"
[Emiya Shirou exclaimed in exasperation, "Do I have to insert coins?"]
"Haha, a women's bicycle, a kiddie ride that doesn't even qualify as a bicycle, just throw it away."
Looking at the Lion, a rocking horse that required coin insertion, people from other worlds laughed until they cried. Seriously... how are you going to participate in the competition with this?!
In the Type-Moon Fifth Holy Grail War universe, Gilgamesh looked at Shirou Emiya with a mocking expression and laughed with delight: "Hahaha, you mongrel! Do you have enough coins in reserve?"
These kiddie rides are hilarious! Putting aside how fast they move, the worst part is that you have to insert coins to even get them moving, which can bankrupt you in no time!
Listening to Gilgamesh's words, Shirou Emiya felt as if a boomerang had hit him.
I subconsciously patted my pockets, and I have to admit, my coin reserves might really be a bit low!
Chapter 603 Berser-Car! Wang-chan is dead again.
Meanwhile, Cú Chulainn, unusually, perked up, his eyes fixed on the red race car, his face beaming with a mixture of excitement and anticipation.
"The Death Thorn Spear... it's so cool! I'm sure I'll win this match!"
Whether it's the streamlined body or the massive engine, it's definitely a symbol of speed!
Compared to the bicycles and rocking cars next to me, I couldn't be luckier... I never thought that I, who had always been unlucky, would finally have a lucky day!
Although I still find it hard to believe, it seems that my hard times are finally over, and it's time for me to wash away my shame.
Charge, Death Thorn Spear! This time, we must reclaim all the humiliation we suffered and seize the glory of victory.
As for the final group, Illya and Berserker, they seem a bit too special...
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