"projection--"】

"Bang!" A loud bang rang out. Don't get the wrong idea, they hadn't started fighting yet; the rooftop door had simply been crushed.

The culprits were none other than the academy's four divine beasts plus the already defeated Miyu: "I'm sorry, Illya, I couldn't stop them..."

The previously tense atmosphere suddenly fell silent, and a certain magical girl, deeply traumatized, stood there with tears in her eyes and her mouth agape!

"What's with this outfit?"

"Cosplaying at school? That's such a great hobby..."

"No, how could there be two Ilyas?" Fuyuki Tora's eyes were sharp; he immediately grasped the key point.

[Ilya, subjected to public humiliation, had tears welling up in her eyes, her face contorted with grievance. She shook her head desperately, trying to deny everything, unable to utter a single word.]

"What should we do? What should we do?" Ilya clung to Miyu's arm, tears welling in her eyes, completely at a loss.

Just then, Xiao Hei stepped forward: "Sorry for causing such a commotion, I am... Chloe von Einzbern, Ilya's cousin!"

"Welcome to this massive social media frenzy... I'll never forget Ilya's scream. I can't take it anymore, let me laugh for a bit first, hahaha!"

"Although it's kind of ridiculous, Ilya is practically a walking meme, and she's incredibly effective at being cute!"

Looking at the huge social death scene in front of them, everyone sighed deeply. Ilya-chan, if you still want to stay in this city, you either need to find a time machine or go to the Western Paradise to ask for help from the "Kirei Kotomine" patriarch.

With his uncanny memory-erasing technique combined with the all-powerful gas explosion, and a little bit of deception, there's nothing he can't hide!

Type-Moon Fate/Zero World

"Don't worry, Illya, it's just a matter of erasing memories. Leave it to your reliable father!" Kiritsugu Emiya firmly gripped the gun handle with his right hand, and deftly pushed the magazine into the gun with his left, producing a crisp metallic clang.

Then his lips tightened slightly, and a resolute look appeared on his face. He was ready to meet any challenge!

Helping his daughter solve her problems is what a father should do!

"No, no, no... It's not that bad, Kiritsugu!" Seeing her husband (Noho) about to use physical memory erasure, Irisviel quickly stopped him.

Kiritsugu, your memory-erasing spell is a bit too hardcore! The key is, with so many people watching, do you even have enough ammunition?

Type-Moon Fifth World War

"Oh dear, oh dear, this is really the end for us." Cú Chulainn, who never misses a good show, laughed gleefully from the sidelines.

Public executions, blatant public executions—that's what he loves to see!

"Now... what will people think of me?!" Ilya was already exasperated. This was clearly a compilation of Ilya's most embarrassing moments, and the embarrassing moments just wouldn't stop!

Rin Tohsaka, seemingly afraid of reopening Illya's wounds, hesitated and said, "At least from our perspective, is streaking and kissing in cosplay a pervert?"

“What about from the perspective of the students in the video…” Ilya wanted to struggle a little more, so she pointed to the four mythical beasts on the screen.

Emiya Shirou said somewhat awkwardly, "Uh... a chuunibyou girl cosplaying on the rooftop, plus a pervert who likes to kiss?"

"Is there a difference? So they're all perverts..." Ilya was getting a little frantic. Before, she was called a weirdo, but now she's been called a pervert!

Now she was certain: this wasn't some kind of "Fate/kaleid liner Prisma Illya" at all; it was clearly a compilation of Illya's death scenes!

Chapter 696 The Quack Doctor, Karen, Who Relies on Guessing to Cure Illnesses!

Although Ilya was so embarrassed she wanted to die, Kuro continued to lie without batting an eye: "I'm transferring schools next week, but this kind of greeting seems a bit too much in Japan."

【I see……!!】

A group of elementary school students on the rooftop of Suiqun Garden nodded thoughtfully. It seems foreigners greet each other with a kiss.

Even the usually carefree Dragon Prince was quite shocked upon hearing this: "Wow...that's amazing! So this is how people kiss each other in foreign countries?!"

Xiao Hei nodded seriously: "Yes, of course!"

[Ilya breathed a sigh of relief after seeing Kuro stabilize the situation. Although a lot had happened, in short, what I need to do now is... give me a good laugh!]

[Ilya smiled contentedly at the azure sky, then vanished in the blink of an eye, like a rabbit.]

"No, I didn't do it, don't talk nonsense! We foreigners don't take the blame for this..."

The people from other worlds were speechless upon hearing this. Their reputation had been ruined; they almost became known as perverts who greeted others with passionate kisses.

Azure Sea World

"Foreigners always greet each other so affectionately...really?" Kohei's lips twitched slightly as he looked at the black guy who was talking nonsense with a straight face.

Kitahara Iori rolled her eyes, somewhat speechless: "Are you an idiot? It's definitely fake!"

Don't teach elementary school kids weird knowledge! It's true that kissing is a custom in some foreign countries, but it's only between family members. Who's going to hug and kiss everyone like that?!

Also, if you have any information, please tell me which country it is in? To be honest, another hobby of mine is traveling; I simply want to experience it...

The next day, thanks to Luvia's family's wealth, Kuro transferred to Ilya's class. Even Tora Fuyuki became hesitant when introducing Kuro.

[Taiga's face was flushed with a suspicious blush, revealing a very girlish side: "Um... Illya's cousin... let's all get along well."]

Even the students below noticed something was wrong with the teacher: "Daikawa, why have you become so girlish?!"

Amidst the horrified gazes of the crowd, Taiga added, his tone utterly perverted: "By the way, she was my first woman... hehehehehe."

"Dahe—! What are you doing?!"

"It's over. The devastating impact of losing one's first kiss is really significant for older single women. There's no hope left."

Looking at Tora Fuyuki's lewd grin that seemed almost perverted, everyone silently mourned for her for three seconds. Tora, you've gone mad! You've been completely turned gay by Kuro.

The world of spring things

"Xiao Hei is my first woman..." Looking at the scene before her, Pingjia Shizuka seemed to see the end of the road for older single women, her eyes empty and she had given up hope.

This is a crime, Ms. Taiga! Is Ms. Taiga destined to be an old maid? What kind of curse is this?!

In that case, students... I, Shizuka Heike, will no longer be a teacher, wryyyyyy!

Hachiman Hikigaya silently stared at Shizuka, who was on the verge of collapse: "..." Teacher, don't give up hope!

As long as you don't stop, the road will keep extending, and one day you'll find someone! Ta-da-ta-da!

[Soon it was time for the second period, the much-anticipated PE class. Xiao Hei was immediately cornered by Quehua and her two friends.]

"What's wrong? Are you trying to bully someone?" Xiao Hei tilted his head, somewhat puzzled, watching the scene that resembled school bullying.

"This isn't bullying, this is a duel where we're fighting for our honor!" The Dragon Prince immediately challenged the Black Demon to a duel, then added an angry rebuke.

"I had already planned to give my first kiss to my brother when the time was right..."

"???" Upon hearing this, Quehua and the others were stunned: "So that's how it is, Little Dragon, you're just like Ilya!"

"Whoa!!" Ilya, realizing her little scheme had been seen through, quickly denied it, "What nonsense are you talking about? What nonsense are you spouting!"

Thus, to avenge his first kiss, the dragon prince challenged Illya to a volleyball duel.

"Wait a minute, girl, you're throwing out a lot of information! What do you mean by 'planning to give your first kiss to your brother'?"

"So... the whole world knows that Ilya has feelings for her brother!"

The people from other worlds were stunned. Was this world a world of brother complex? The two of them seemed a bit abnormal! The thoughts of elementary school students these days are just too terrifying!

The group then went to the stadium and began a classic three-on-three dodgeball match.

"The Black Team vs. the Team That Lost Their First Kiss! The losers have to become the underlings and obey the other team's orders."

Xiao Hei casually twirled his hair: "Little brother? What are you planning to order me to do?"

Dragon's wish was rather simple: "Hand over the pudding from the school lunch!"

[Nai-gui didn't make any unreasonable demands: "Give me your homework!"]

[The wish of doujinshi artist Suzume: "Please line up for me at the summer doujinshi convention!"]

Upon hearing this, Xiao Hei tossed her hair, finding the situation quite interesting: "Conversely, if I win..."

"I can let you try a bite of the pudding!"

"I'll do my homework myself!"

"I'll queue up myself for the summer doujinshi convention!"

Hearing this unequal bet, Xiao Hei speechlessly stated his demand: "Everyone, kiss me once a day!"

The four mythical beasts of the academy agreed, then struck various strange poses and began chanting their names: "We are the four gods of Suihara Elementary School!"

"The Four Gods? Where's the White Tiger?" Xiao Hei looked at the three people in front of him with a puzzled expression; it seemed one was missing.

"Do you want a white tiger?" Fortunately, Taiga also came up at this moment. Wearing a gymnastics uniform, Taiga began to roar: "Team Four member of the 'Painful First Kiss' team, Fujimura Taiga! You bastard who came to participate in the competition!"

"The Four Divine Beasts, also known as the 'Freebie Team'... how could they possibly defeat the Heroic Spirits?!"

Hearing their bet, everyone was impressed. Couldn't they have shown some backbone? Asking for help with homework or queuing to buy doujinshi is simply not enough to match their ambition!

Magical Girl Illya World

"Kiss me once a day..." Dragon suddenly became somewhat frightened.

Oh no! How could I have been so stupid as to agree to such an outrageous request? We've already lost before it even started! How could a human possibly defeat a Heroic Spirit?!

"How terrifying, Ilya, her lips will be swollen from all that kissing..." The doujinshi artist, Suzume, had already imagined the indescribable.

Queuing up to buy doujinshi and kissing once a day... it's completely mismatched with the stakes of this bet!

"Calm down, we still have Taiga-sensei, the Tiger of Fuyuki, we might not lose!" The top student, Nana-Kame, quickly comforted his friend, who was in low spirits.

Coach Taiga is warming up, and the head coach is warming up!

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