[The match began, and Ilya immediately conceded defeat by throwing the match. The highly anticipated Fuyuki Tiger was knocked unconscious by the impact and couldn't even last a single round.]

"To actually hit a girl who isn't even married yet, that's so cruel!"

"boom--!"】

[The ball served by Xiao Hei turned into a killer volleyball, until Ilya, unable to bear watching any longer, entered the game.]

With both players giving it their all, the volleyball transformed into a cannonball, each ball breaking through the sonic boom and heading straight for the opponent's vitals.

"Fuyuki no Tora—!! What's wrong with you? Hang in there!"

Seeing Fuyuki no Tora defeated in one round, the crowd couldn't help but chuckle to themselves, considering how imposing she had been when she first appeared.

Type-Moon Fifth World War

"This is... a killer volleyball!" Rin Tohsaka stared in disbelief at the volleyball, which was moving so fast it was almost disappearing.

That ball is incredibly sturdy! This is practically a battle of gods, a melee mage versus a melee archer!

Cú Chulainn shook his head with some regret: "If these two fight, either way, Black will suffer a loss, since Black will take the damage if Illya gets hurt!"

For some reason, he always had a strong sense of déjà vu when he saw this killer volleyball, as if he had suffered a loss in volleyball before!

With a powerful volleyball from Kuro, the ball slammed into Ilya's face, and Kuro, forgetting that pain could be shared, immediately lost consciousness.

The quack doctor, Karen, looked at the two unconscious people with an indifferent expression: "It's just a minor bump, not even an external injury."

"But why did they faint?" Longzi asked, puzzled.

[Karen made a random guess: "Probably a...stroke? Yes, probably a concussion?"] (Read exciting novels on Feilu Novel Network!)

"Anyway, the aftereffects of hitting someone on the head are all pretty much the same type," Karen said dismissively, sounding completely indifferent.

"Is this guy really a school nurse?!"

"I think they'll be fine. Even if they are, it's none of my business. I've already given her... motion sickness medication."

"You're amazing... motion sickness medicine curing unconsciousness is simply a medical miracle!"

Everyone stared in disbelief at Karen, whose treatment methods were so haphazard. This woman was definitely a quack! It seemed that all she could offer was a scratch!

Academy City World

"This treatment... seems a bit unreliable!" Misaka Mikoto looked at Kallen, who was giving an irrelevant answer, with some shock. No, it should be said that the whole person seemed unreliable.

Does this guy really know medicine? He even faked a stroke, so he just relies on guesswork to cure illnesses?

"How could someone who gives motion sickness medicine to someone who's been knocked unconscious be reliable?!" Looking at that miraculous treatment method, even Kuroko started to question his own existence.

This person is hopeless. Treating illnesses is all guesswork. Don't ask, the answer is just a scratch!

P.S.: Sorry, I might not be able to do it today. My head is spinning and I feel dizzy. I don't even know what I wrote. I also have a bit of a fever...

Chapter 697 A philosophical bath scrub, Shirou Emiya's facial expressions!

The scene then shifts back to the kitchen where the Emiya family's dinner is being prepared, where Sera, the head maid, is meticulously preparing the meal.

"Shirou, the bathwater is ready. Please enjoy."

Emiya Shirou was also a little puzzled: "Huh, am I supposed to shower first today?"

"Because Ilya said there was some special training or something, I went out~."

[Special training? What kind of special training could Illya possibly receive? With these questions in mind, Shirou Emiya obediently pushed open the bathroom door.]

The next second, Shirou Emiya stared blankly at the large hole that seemed to have appeared out of nowhere in the bathroom, completely bewildered!

"Why did this happen?!"

Above the large hole, the culprit, Ilya, scratched her face somewhat sheepishly. She hadn't controlled her strength well during training and had smashed her own bathroom.

"It was gas! It was definitely a gas explosion. I can prove it. The gas started it."

"Hehe, don't you know why you took a shower first? It's because you were afraid you'd accidentally interrupt your sister's shower."

Everyone rolled their eyes in exasperation. For Emiya Shirou, opening the bathroom door was a major adventure; every time he opened it, something inexplicable would happen.

Type-Moon Fifth World War

"Well, to be able to conduct special training in the yard while wearing this embarrassing magical girl outfit is quite impressive."

Seeing that the bathroom had been transformed into an open-air bathhouse, Rin Tohsaka's tone became somewhat subtle. Wasn't she afraid of being discovered?

Fortunately, Shirou Emiya in that world was just an ordinary person. In this situation, a simple gas explosion could have fooled him, otherwise he would have been discovered long ago!

Ilya: "..." I didn't expect that Ilya in that world was really down on her luck. Her courtyard was a real courtyard, unlike mine, where the courtyard is a mountain!

"What if I taught Shirou Emiya magic to that world? Would he become a magical boy?" Cú Chulainn seemed to have already imagined the cringe-worthy scene, and immediately laughed wickedly.

"You're overthinking it. There's no Magical Boys, but there definitely will be Unlimited Blade Works!" Archer said calmly, drawing his conclusion after reading multiple endings for Shirou Emiya.

No matter which parallel world or which timeline it is, as long as a boy named Emiya Shirou starts learning magic, it seems that there will be Unlimited Blade Works!

[And so, a group of people, each with their own unique style and carrying their toiletries, knocked on the door of the mansion across the street, looking utterly ashamed: "So...so, we've come all this way to ask if we can use your bathroom."]

[To this, the wealthy young lady, blushing, welcomed the gesture, saying, "Of course, no problem. Su... Ilya's family is my family."]

Just then, Rin, who had just finished sweeping the fallen leaves, returned to the villa. Upon seeing that familiar figure, she exclaimed in surprise.

"Why are you here, Emiya-kun?!"

"Rin...Rin? What are you dressed like?" Shirou Emiya was startled by Rin Tohsaka's gothic maid outfit.

"Waaah! Go ahead and laugh at my awful outfit!" Rin Tohsaka, her face full of shame, disappeared around the corner.

"What happened?" Miyu whispered, snuggling close to Illya.

Ilya said somewhat helplessly, "Well, when I was developing new moves behind the house, I accidentally knocked over what was in front of me..."

Miyu was speechless: "Ilya, if you want to practice, you should go to a more spacious place."

"For example, the sidewalk! Some villain's savior once said, 'Isn't the sidewalk quite spacious? Practicing there will definitely be no problem!'"

"Tsk tsk, poor Rin Tohsaka. She was wearing a maid outfit to work and was seen by Shirou Emiya, right in front of her love rival... She probably felt like dying."

In response, everyone could only sigh that it wasn't easy for Tohsaka to be in charge of the household affairs. Not only was he forced to work in the humiliation of his arch-rival's house, but he also had to be caught red-handed by the person he secretly admired.

There's no way around it; they're all practicing pay-to-win gem magic. Without a substantial family fortune, you couldn't afford to let them spend like that!

Grand Carnival World

"Tsk tsk, now I finally understand why that idiot goddess is so powerless against gemstones." The sly fox Tamamo-no-Mae was also covering her mouth and chuckling.

"Hmph, how pathetic, a woman without the Golden Rule!" Queen Maeve slightly raised her chin. There was nothing she could do; she was just that confident about the Golden Rule!

Poor Ishtar loves gems, but she's desperately short of money and doesn't have the Golden Rule like Goldpika. It's so pitiful that she has no affinity with gems.

"Speaking of which, you, a woman with the Golden Rule, are still working at this Night Singularity!" Black Jeanne gave Medb a speechless look. That's one thing, but she's even stealing my customers!

"..." Can't you talk properly, you country bumpkin? I'm not here to work, I'm here to experience life!

"Miyu, let's go to the bathhouse." Luvia, realizing her mistake, didn't take the opportunity to mock Rin Tohsaka, but instead diverted everyone's attention.

"Then I'll go shower after everyone else has finished..." Shirou Emiya added somewhat awkwardly, feeling a little embarrassed as he was the only guy there.

"Shirou-sama!"]

"Huh!!" Shirou Emiya suddenly felt a chill run down his spine, staring in alarm at the muscular butler who had abruptly appeared behind him: "When did you appear...?"

"Nice to meet you, I am August, your butler."

Looking at that muscular physique and incredibly sharp eyes, Shirou Emiya immediately broke out in a cold sweat: "Is...what is it?"

"Lord Shirou, please come this way!" August slapped Shirou on the shoulder, ignoring the latter's struggles, and dragged him into the bathroom on the other side.

"Hiss, it's philosophy! I can smell the scent of philosophy! A sense of unease instantly filled the air." (Read thrilling novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

Seeing Shirou Emiya being dragged into the bathroom without a word, everyone silently mourned for him for three seconds. After all, this was a royal invitation, and they hoped he wouldn't develop a fear of the bathroom!

Type-Moon World Sixth Singularity

Seeing this scene before him, Lancelot's body trembled slightly involuntarily, as if he had seen something extremely terrifying, revealing an indescribable despair.

Gawain looked at the terrified Lancelot with some confusion: "Sir Lancelot, is there anything here to be afraid of...?"

“He…he…he!” Lancelot pointed at the screen, his face pale, his lips trembling slightly, as if he wanted to say something but couldn’t utter a single word.

"Him?" Mordred followed the gaze and suddenly noticed something interesting: "This old man looks a bit like Professor Moriarty!"

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“Professor Moriarty…” Gawain’s lips twitched. He knew why Lancelot was so terrified; it was indeed a nightmare he could never forget.

Mashu, it's Daddy! ... This catchy line still echoed in Gawain's mind, making him involuntarily recall Lancelot in his beast costume.

When Ilya and the others entered the bathhouse, they discovered that Kuro was also there. They immediately pounced on him and shoved him into the pool.

[To avoid being discovered, he even took out his staff and started fighting underwater.]

"Boom—" The once peaceful bathhouse was instantly filled with the sound of a gas explosion, a column of water shooting upwards.

“Ilya…Miss?” Facing the gazes of Sera and Liz, Ilya flashed a remarkably benevolent smile.

"Sera and Liz, go back first. I want to soak a little longer."

Meanwhile, in the men's bathhouse, Shirou Emiya was also feeling uneasy, sensing something was off about the atmosphere.

"His training methods are so-so," August commented thoughtfully after looking Shirou Emiya up and down.

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