Baka and Test: Summoning World
"Look, look!" Akihisa exclaimed excitedly upon seeing himself appear, "It's me! I'm going to be a star!!"
"Akihisa, whether he's a star or not, let's put that aside for now." Yuuji sighed speechlessly, "I'll just ask you one question: do you have the courage to face social annihilation...?"
Yuuji wasn't stupid; he knew that anything that made it onto the screen, unless it was a cool, extraordinary world, was bound to be full of dark history!
Thinking back on his previous performance, Yuuji was also a little worried. He couldn't have done anything shameful, could he?
Moreover, the title even uses the word "idiot," which clearly refers to Akihisa by name!
"Haha, you're really joking." Mingjiu shook his head with a laugh, appearing completely at ease: "I've never had any socially awkward experiences."
"..." Yuuji was speechless. Very well, it seems that only this idiot hasn't realized the seriousness of the problem yet.
But soon, Akihisa felt a slight tremor beside him. He instinctively turned his head and saw his classmate Himeji falling to the ground.
Although Akihisa was confident in his "go with the flow" approach to answering questions, given the current situation, he had no choice but to withdraw from the exam midway and take the other person to the infirmary.
[Then the scene changes...]
"Yoshii, based on my observations last year, I've always suspected that this guy might be an idiot."
[Mr. Nishimura looked deeply apologetic and sincerely apologized to Akihisa: "But after seeing the exam results, I realized I was wrong. I'm sorry, Yoshii!"]
At this moment, Akihisa finally opened the envelope and took out the results of the class placement exam: a big F...
"You are undoubtedly a genuine idiot!"
"Hahaha, that's hilarious... I realized I was wrong, and the mistake was in doubting my own doubts!"
"Brother, you lost the exam but won in life... Most importantly, you couldn't have won the exam anyway, so you've already profited!"
Seeing this iconic scene, everyone couldn't help but chuckle. It felt strangely familiar; they had once doubted whether Iori was a normal person...
The teacher's mistake was doubting you. You don't need to be doubted at all if you're stupid. It's clear this teacher is quite cheeky!
Chapter 893 Just bear with it... Class F's amazing self-introduction!
"Isn't this the worst class? I was actually quite confident about the placement test."
After saying goodbye to the "Iron Man" teacher, Akihisa walked down the school corridor, looking at the note in his hand with obvious dissatisfaction.
"I can answer one out of ten questions!"
As he passed by A, Akihisa couldn't help but press his face against the clear glass, filled with longing and envy.
Room A was beautifully decorated, with high-end tables and chairs neatly arranged, and it was also equipped with laptops, a buffet, and more...
Upon arriving at the entrance to Class F, Akihisa looked at the class sign, broken and lying on the ground due to years of disrepair, and felt a mix of emotions.
"Tatami mats, a cotton cushion with a hole in it, a Japanese-style table..." Is this some kind of abandoned classroom that they just randomly picked and put up a sign on?
This is the harsh reality of Fumizuki Academy: to have a good life, you must first achieve better grades.
"Wow, you can only answer one out of ten questions... It's amazing that you're so confident about the placement exam. If you don't go to class F, who will?"
"Damn, isn't this environment a bit too luxurious? Computers, buffet food, individual sofas—this isn't a school, it's clearly a themed internet cafe!"
After seeing Class A, and then looking at Class F where even the class sign was rotten on the ground, everyone could deeply understand the feelings of "710" and Akihisa at this moment—this damn sense of disparity…
As the saying goes, there is no harm without comparison. It feels like the teachers who were assigned to Class F are suffering. No, the official term should be "exiled to Lingnan".
Classroom World of Meritocracy
"..." Upon seeing this scene, even Ayanokouji's usually calm and still eyes showed a barely perceptible ripple.
Is it a coincidence?
Not only do they look somewhat alike, but their school atmosphere is also similar—a meritocratic school where only the best receive preferential treatment.
But they weren't as miserable as them!
This made Ayanokouji wonder about the commonalities between the two, or what connection they might have...
Moreover, seeing Mingjiu's confident demeanor, he even began to doubt whether the seemingly foolish guy in front of him was also faking it!
The world of spring things
Seeing Akihisa's somewhat dissatisfied expression, Hachiman's lips twitched involuntarily: "Someone who can only answer one question doesn't seem to have the right to ask for anything..."
He really wanted to ask, is the source of this inexplicable confidence simply from answering a question correctly in the "Skills Test"?
It's fair to say that being assigned to Class F isn't your limit, but rather the school's minimum requirement. After all, the lowest class in this school is probably Class F.
"In a sense, this is a skill in itself." Yukinoshita covered her face and sighed. Such optimism and confidence are something that many people cannot learn.
However, the school's system is somewhat unreasonable; it just feels like it will only make struggling students worse...
In fact, the conditions in Class F were even worse than what Akihisa had seen. Seats weren't assigned, the cushions weren't padded, the windows were broken, and there was a persistent musty smell.
In response, the teacher's voice was weak and listless, repeating only, "Please bear with it..."
[Click——]
With a chilling cracking sound, the table leg, on which the schoolbag had just been placed, suddenly snapped, as if unable to bear the weight.
"Please bear with this..."
[Akihisa was instantly furious. Everything else was fine, but the desk he used for class was broken! How could he possibly make do with this?!]
"Haha, just kidding." The teacher chuckled and placed a bottle of wood glue on the podium. "Go ahead and glue it yourself."
"Dear students, please stay tuned for the next year or so..."
The teacher had only finished introducing himself when the lectern, which had just been covered with a bottle of glue, suddenly creaked and broke in two under the weight.
"I'll go get my tools. Everyone, study on your own." The teacher glanced down at the room without paying any attention, then silently walked towards the door.
After the teacher left, Akihisa dutifully picked up the glue and started sticking the table legs back together, even thoughtfully taking out sandpaper to smooth them out.
"Haha, this isn't a classroom, it's practically a wilderness survival exercise! We'll just have to make do!"
"A lectern that can't even be supported by the weight of glue, how dilapidated must this classroom be! Teacher, how about you make do with your lectern?"
Looking at the dilapidated classroom, the people from other worlds couldn't help but burst out laughing. Class A was as luxurious as Class F was.
And teacher, you're really reliable! You remained so calm even when the podium was broken.
To be honest, being assigned to such a desolate place, did you offend the principal?!
Academy City World
"Isn't this a bit too tragic..." Misaka Mikoto's face darkened. She really wanted to know how the podium had split horizontally in the middle.
After a day like this, they probably won't need to study anymore; they'll basically just learn woodworking, and there'll be plenty of stuff for them to glue!
"It's more than just terrible," Hei Zi muttered speechlessly. "I feel like this table is older than me."
"So what if it's old? Please bear with it..." Misaka sighed. It must have been quite an achievement for this school to find such a dilapidated classroom; the facilities were practically antiques.
But given this environment, what can one possibly study on their own? How can one learn to be a carpenter?
"No wonder it's the worst class in terms of academics, it's full of useless guys!" Akihisa looked around after fixing the desk.
[There were people sleeping, people huddled together playing games, and members of the FFF group wearing light blue cloaks making whips and sharpening knives.]
Of course, there are also acquaintances of my own, but apart from Hideyoshi, there aren't any decent pretty girls...
[This instantly enraged Shimada, who, like a professional wrestler, delivered a joint lock to Akihisa, causing his spine to crack.]
"Yoshii-kun, aren't you in pain?" Himeji asked the burning question after greeting Akihisa as she entered.
"Waaaaaah—" Akihisa belatedly realized what was happening and continued screaming in agony, his spine cracking and groaning once more.
"Big sister, please ease up! It looks painful!"
"..." Seeing this scene, everyone hesitated to speak. It was understandable that some were sleeping or playing games; they were students, it was normal!
The key point is that those guys in cloaks, sharpening their knives like cultists, really didn't understand.
As expected of F-class, a place teeming with geniuses. What kind of incomprehensible beings are these!
"Almost...almost." The lecherous man lay prone on the ground, carefully shifting his body, his face pressed tightly against the ground, his eyes straining to look upwards.
Suddenly, a gust of wind burst out of the window, as if guided precisely by an updraft, blowing to where it was meant to go.
As Shimada's skirt swayed slightly, the lecherous man's eyes widened instantly, his face changed drastically, and blood gushed from his nose.
"Silent Pervert—!!" Mingjiu knelt on the ground, his hands tightly supporting the heavily injured, collapsed Silent Pervert, his eyes filled with anxiety and concern: "Cheer up!"
"Water...water...water blue." The lecherous man murmured with difficulty, then his arm slowly fell to his sides, a trace of calm and relief remaining on his face.
"Silent pervert—!!"
This incredibly tragic scene was completely ignored by Minami and the others, who instead continued their conversation.
“I understand the logic, but this is spying, not heroic sacrifice. Does it have to be so dramatic…”
"The nickname 'Silent Pervert' is truly fitting, bro. You really don't hide anything when you're spying!"
Seeing the lecherous man with a nosebleed all over the ground, everyone offered their highest respect. Look at this, this is what it means to be a conscience in the industry, this is what it means to be professional!
The Daily World of High School Boys
Looking at the sudden gust of wind, Xiu Ze sighed with a deep expression, "This wind is really quite noisy."
Although the operation was a bit breathtaking, brother, I will always remember your contribution. You are truly a role model for us all!
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