With a heavy heart, Yoshitake lowered his head slightly, his voice deep and powerful: "Tadakuni, come and pay tribute to our greatest warrior!"
"No way! That's just perverted!" Zhongbang, with his clear head, looked at the two speechlessly.
"What—!!!" Yoshitake and Hidenori took several steps back, completely incredulous, as if they had heard the most absurd statement in the world.
Zhongbang, we really misjudged you! Look at the amount of blood they've lost! Don't you have any conscience saying that?!
[Then came the self-introduction session for new students. When it was Akihisa's turn, he took a deep breath.]
"Ahem..." They say first impressions are important, so let me show you the demeanor of a cheerful, humorous, and good young man. (Read super-exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
"Hey, my name is Yoshii Akihisa, you can all call me darling, no need to be so formal." Akihisa even winked at the crowd as he spoke.
Without hesitation, everyone's gruff voices instantly echoed throughout the classroom: "Darling!"
[Akihisa's smile froze instantly: "Excuse me, everyone, please forget what you just said!"]
"Haha, got it, darling, no problem, darling... out of all these self-introductions, you're the best!"
"The cheerful and witty young man didn't see 2.8, but he did see a fool. So the fool in the title was you!"
Seeing Akihisa asking the whole class to call him darling, everyone almost burst out laughing. They'd seen some flamboyant self-introductions before, but never one this flamboyant!
Perhaps this isn't the best, but it's definitely the most memorable, one you can't forget!
When it was Himeji Mizuki's turn, the whole class had the same question: "Why are you here?"
After all, their academic performance was evident even to these academically weak students; they ranked second in the entire grade. How could they possibly be assigned to Class F?
"Uh, this..." Himeji, caught off guard by the question, became a little nervous: "I developed a high fever during the class placement test..."
Upon hearing this, the students in the class nodded in agreement. No wonder they were assigned to Class F, and they all offered their own excuses.
"Actually, I was assigned to Class F because I had a high fever."
"I was unable to exert my full strength because I heard about my brother's accident."
"Shut up, you only son!"
"My girlfriend wouldn't let me sleep the night before last."
"Haha, this is the most outrageous thing I've heard all year."
P.S.: Some comic content will be included; for example, this self-introduction animation has been removed.
Chapter 894 Observing the Disciplinary Action Taker, I'm Despairing!!
"Hahaha, you guys always know how to make excuses. No wonder you were all assigned to Class F. Turns out they don't tolerate idlers..."
"When I did poorly on exams in the past, I was too careless and only knew to say that the questions were too difficult. I didn't realize there were so many other excuses."
Hearing the increasingly bizarre reasons, everyone's faces darkened and their lips twitched involuntarily. They were utterly speechless. Why don't you just say you forgot your pens for the exam?
Especially those two, that's going too far... It's one thing to have a brother out of nowhere, but to have a girlfriend out of nowhere too!
You can fool your brothers, but don't fool yourself... Uh, wait, this excuse doesn't even work on your brothers.
Azure Sea World
"Speaking of which, I also did poorly on my German exam the night before because I drank too much. I was just a little bit short."
Inside the Pab, Iori was shouting loudly, her eyes glancing upwards as if recalling that unfortunate exam.
“You’re right, Kitahara.”
"Sigh, if I hadn't been so sleepy during the exam, I could have passed with ease."
Kohei also looked extremely frustrated, as if if he had just slept well, he could have easily gotten 80 or 90 points on the test.
Seeing the two of them with their crooked mouths like the Dragon King, Chisa's face darkened: "What nonsense are you talking about, guys who only got 20 or 17 points even after cheating?"
This is called almost? It's way too far off!
Have they forgotten that even in the past, they only managed to barely pass the make-up exams because the teachers were lenient with them?
After finishing her self-introduction, Himeji, recovering from a serious illness, coughed incessantly in the drafty and musty classroom, all of which was observed by Akihisa.
[So Akihisa called Yuuji to the corridor and delivered a passionate speech: "I'm thinking, isn't school a microcosm of society? There shouldn't be any discrimination."]
"But no matter how much we, at the very bottom of society, cry out, it's nothing more than the barking of a defeated dog?"
"Therefore, we must declare war openly and squarely, win the strength and the right to speak, and raise questions to society..."
Before she could finish speaking, Yuuji interrupted her: "So, you want to improve the classroom facilities for Himeji?"
Akihisa, caught out, was also a little annoyed: "That's why I beat around the bush; why did I have to be so explicit?"
However, Yuuji shared the same idea, and the two hit it off immediately. He also wanted to prove that academic achievements don't represent everything.
"Fight against classism... Brother, I didn't know you were a philosopher. You're starting a rebellion!"
Listening to Akihisa's speech, everyone felt a surge of excitement, but thankfully Yuuji poured cold water on them and brought them back to reality. They almost thought they had wandered into the wrong movie set.
What? Are you calling on all the "underachievers" in the world to unite and fight for the liberation of the oppressed underachievers?
Grand Carnival World
"This isn't just beating around the bush, it's clearly a speech to start a war..."
Jeanne Alter was shocked. Had this seemingly dull-witted fellow stolen the village girl's speech? When did he become so eloquent?
"That bend is really sharp." Artoria's smile was a little stiff.
It was clearly for Himeji's sake, and it was just a matter of saying a few words, but he made it sound so convoluted that I almost lost my bearings, as if everything was for a greater cause.
After the conversation ended, Yuuji returned to the classroom and slammed his hands heavily on the newly repaired podium, immediately attracting everyone's attention.
"Everyone, listen to me! Let's have Class F initiate the experimental summoning war!"
[Within Fumizuki Academy, you can summon monsters whose attack power is based on their subject scores. If you defeat a higher-ranking class, you can exchange classroom equipment for them.]
"Can you tolerate this dilapidated classroom?!" Yuuji shouted passionately, his eyes gleaming.
"Absolutely not!!!" A furious roar from Class F echoed down the corridor.
"However, if we win the experimental war, we can also obtain A-grade advanced equipment," Yuuji said seriously, painting a rosy picture.
"Oh oh—"
"We are the worst, the lowest stratum in the academy!"
"Oh oh—"
"A group of scumbags who no one in the world cares about!"
The morale of Class F was instantly boosted to its peak, and they roared with boundless excitement, "Whoa—!"
"That means we have nothing left to lose."
"!!!"
"Goodness, you still say you're not rebels? After this speech, I almost raised my hand and shouted 'Hey, brother, I'm sticking with you!'"
"I would call you the ultimate MLM king. You're really good at inspiring people, and most importantly, what you say makes a lot of sense."
Although I don't know where these people get their confidence from, Yuuji is right. They have nothing left to lose, so it's totally worth going all out!
The equipment was already in the worst shape, so what if we lose... Could things get any worse than they are now?
Emiya Family's Meal World
"I think he's missing a round table..." Da Mao Wang nodded seriously. High school students these days are really something else.
"Am I the only one who thinks he's talking nonsense with a straight face?" Rin's eyelids twitched as Yuuji slammed his hand on the table, fearing that the table would break again.
It's astonishing that he could so seriously declare himself part of a group of shameless scumbags, and most importantly, the whole class seemed to be greatly encouraged by him, completely oblivious to any problems.
"But he's not wrong. Anyway, it's Class F, so we can't lose no matter how we fight." Cú Chulainn shrugged. Having nothing to lose meant there was nothing to be afraid of.
Shirou was also puzzled: "Since Class A would be at a disadvantage no matter how they fight, how could the other side possibly agree?"
If A wins, they only get a drafty classroom; if they lose, they fall straight from heaven to hell. The conditions are completely unequal.
Cú Chulainn rolled his eyes speechlessly: "Otherwise, why do you think they're called the Rebels?"
There's a saying that goes, "When we gamble, it's not about what you want, but what we have!"
"Then let me explain the situation now." Seeing that his goal had been achieved, Yuuji smiled again: "Hey, Kota, stop peeking and come to the front!"
"!!!" The lecherous man shook his head frantically, indicating that he hadn't done such a thing.
When he reached the podium, Yuuji directly exposed his identity: "Kouta Tsuchiya, this guy is the infamous silent pervert."
The lecherous man shook his head frantically, trying to deny what he had done.
"This guy is indeed a silent pervert... He certainly lives up to that reputation."
The boys in Class F were filled with respect, their morale soaring. With this brave warrior by their side, they were invincible!
"Hahaha, he certainly didn't disgrace the name... I admit that, he didn't even bother to hide when he was spying!"
They understand the principles, and they're professional, but the problem is, why does this boost morale? Isn't this just a weird nickname?!
Everyone was speechless. It was understandable to boost morale before a battle, but why was the way they were doing it so strange?
[Then Yuuji mentioned Himeji Mizuki, whom everyone knows, ranking second in the entire grade and among the top students in Class A.]
[Furthermore, they had all heard of Yuji's reputation as a child prodigy in elementary school, so being assigned to Class F might have been because he felt uncomfortable during the placement test.]
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