They got so caught up in the fight that they forgot why they even came. They could have just fixed the wiring while Miharu was causing trouble, and then everything would have been fine. Why did they have to start a fight?
This isn't some boss you have to defeat, nor is it the World Martial Arts Tournament. This is a limited-condition completion mission, you idiot!!
These remarks instantly jolted Emilia awake, prompting her to exclaim in surprise, "Um, Mr. Kazuma, why do you always have such a unique perspective on things?"
"Hehe..." Kazuma looked up at the sky with a touch of melancholy, then laughed, but his laughter carried a hint of desolation and tragedy.
Pointing to Aqua, who was still grinning foolishly, and the perverted masochistic knight who had triggered her illness, she said with a hint of bitterness in her voice, "If I hadn't been a little more cunning, I'm afraid you wouldn't even be seeing me now..."
Emilia watched Darkness, who was fantasizing about experiencing a rocking horse and emitting mysterious moans, and fell silent... It seemed she could understand a little.
"Sigh—" Subaru let out a long sigh, gently patted Kazuma's shoulder, and said, "Brother, you've worked hard!"
"I can still do it... I still have points..." Mingjiu never considered giving up. Don't underestimate the persistence of a fool!
"With that score, there's no way we can win!" Ms. Yoko shouted anxiously. "The difference in skill level is too great!"
[Akihisa naturally understood this as well, but he was unwilling to give up on him so easily, and as for strength... wait, strength?]
"That's right, just like how my summoned beast gets stronger..." Akihisa's eyes lit up, and he quickly shouted into his headset, "Himeji-kun, go and take the recovery test!"
【! ! ! 】
"Oh, I see." The genius Himeji instantly understood, then ran to undergo the recovery experiment and handed in a blank paper.
[Akihisa barely managed to defeat Himeji, his original score of 6 was reduced to only 6 points. He only breathed a sigh of relief after connecting the cable.]
"Good heavens, this kind of reverse thinking strategy... Akihisa, this kind of wisdom shouldn't belong to you. You've got the wrong script!"
"I knew Himeji's summoned beasts were a bit overpowered. Even with tens of thousands of points, it was almost impossible to beat them. If they don't nerf them, it'll be unplayable."
It's hard to believe that even a fool like Jiu could have a day when his IQ is online. If his score isn't high enough, why not just lower his opponent's score?
And it seems to have a similar concept to Iori's "theory of sobering up" next door!
[After this epic cable repair journey, the scene shifts to Akihisa's home, where the voice of Mr. Fukugen can be heard narrating...]
"Yoshii Akihisa is a boy who is persistent in challenging himself with everything!"
As the sun gradually set, several sets of bowls and chopsticks were neatly arranged in front of Akihisa, as if they were about to finish their meal.
[Akihisa picked up the bowl in front of him with anticipation, gently brought it to his lips, took a sip, and was immediately amazed by the delicious taste, unable to help but exclaim in delight.]
"Ah, using salt water as a side dish and sugar water as the main course... that feels a little luxurious!"
"It's truly heartbreaking to hear, enough to bring tears to anyone's eyes. This time, they can't even afford cooking oil anymore. Has it ever gotten this bad?!"
"Brother, with your amazing life, it's a miracle you've survived. The food you're eating is so pathetic."
Seeing Akihisa eating salt water and sugar water as his main food and still managing to make it feel luxurious, everyone was moved to tears. What kind of heavenly life is he living? He's almost reached the point of fasting!
It survives entirely by consuming the necessary trace elements, and its vitality is exceptionally tenacious.
Detective Conan World
“Salt water…” Ai Haibara froze on the spot, her hands unconsciously hanging down at her sides, not even noticing that the items in her hands had slipped from her grasp.
I feel like all the biology I've learned over the years is being violently challenged; to put it simply...
That's completely unscientific!!
Haibara's body tensed involuntarily, and she swallowed hard, but still tried to remain calm: "Impossible. No one in the world can live on salt water alone."
However, the slight tremor in her voice betrayed her inner panic.
"Hehe..." Conan had completely given up, his eyes were lifeless and his gaze was blank as he chuckled blankly: "Of course not, so he still has sugar water, doesn't he?"
If someone told me they could live on salt water and sugar water, I would definitely call them crazy, but now… (Read super exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
I believe it!!
No matter how unscientific it may seem, when faced with harsh reality, one has to believe that there really are such amazing people in the world.
Emiya Family's Meal World
Shirou said sincerely and gently, "Come on, everyone, have a taste."
Immediately afterwards, he deftly placed three small bowls filled with water in front of the group, then smiled and gestured for them to enjoy the water.
Cú Chulainn stared at the crystal-clear bowl before him, then glanced up at Shirou's beaming face, and paused for a moment before asking, "Kid, this isn't just salt water, is it?"
The clown couldn't wait to take a small sip, then said with a hint of surprise and certainty, "This bowl of mine is sweet soup!"
"It really is..."
"I'll try some too..."
After seeing everyone pick up the sugar water and salt water and taste them with some skepticism, Shirou finally asked, "How was it? Did it taste luxurious?"
"It doesn't feel luxurious at all; instead, it feels incredibly desolate..." Rin looked at the half-bowl of sweet soup in her hand and felt as if she had fallen on hard times. Suddenly, she felt an urge to cry.
Saber looked somewhat troubled: "Shirou, if you're not feeling well, you should rest for a while."
In her opinion, Shirou seemed to have lost his mind; how could he possibly feel luxurious drinking just a few bowls of water?
"Uh, I'm fine..." Shirou waved his hand awkwardly, just wanting to try and see how Akihisa did it.
Just as Akihisa was happily preparing to enjoy his main course, there was a sudden knock on the door.
"Coming." Mingjiu put down the large meal he was holding, then stood up, ran to the door, and pulled it open.
[What came into view was a large woman with a broad chest, wearing a bathrobe, and looking remarkably like Icarus, dragging a suitcase.]
"Long time no see, Mingming..."
[Click——]
Without the slightest hesitation, almost the instant he saw who it was, Akihisa slammed the door shut again, beginning to question his existence: "Sister?! Sister?!"
"Sister? Then you're doomed, Akihisa! You don't want your sister to find out that you're surviving on saline solution every day, do you?"
"Thank God, the guardian finally came, otherwise I was really afraid that Mingjiu would starve to death at home and no one would even know!!"
Seeing this, everyone felt a little lost. They had almost forgotten how long it had been since that idiot Akihisa had eaten normal food. The thought that Akihisa's diet would soon return to normal made them feel a little unaccustomed to it.
Grand Carnival World
"Tsk...the guardian's come back at the worst possible time." Gudako clicked her tongue in disappointment. "I was wondering what Akihisa would eat after finishing the salt water and sugar water!"
You should know that this guy's level of persistence has been decreasing, from instant noodles at the beginning, to salad oil, and now to sugar water and salt water.
She even wondered if this guy might eventually evolve into a completely new species that could be full just by eating air!
Mashu sighed helplessly, "Please, have some decency, senpai."
Gudako didn't say much upon hearing this, but instead stared at her with a half-smile: "Oh, aren't you curious, Mashu? For example, what's the food alternative after salt water... right?"
Mashu froze for a moment, but still forced herself to say in a slightly trembling voice, "N-no, I'm not curious."
Although she did care a lot, one senior was enough; she couldn't follow in his footsteps...
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Chapter 931: Of the 2000 erotic books, there's still one left!
Although Akihisa was extremely flustered, he still opened the door. After all, having his older sister standing at the door in a bathrobe and dragging a suitcase didn't look good at all.
As for why she was wearing a bathrobe, my sister explained that it was just too hot today, and she was drenched in sweat from the moment she walked from the airport to the tram.
Although the person she's meeting is her younger brother, she's still a woman and should pay some attention to her appearance.
So, to avoid my dear younger brother seeing me drenched in sweat, I changed into a highly absorbent bathrobe!
"So, I was able to reunite with my brother, whom I hadn't seen for a year, in a manner that didn't diminish my dignity as an older sister."
"Luckily, the tram wasn't crowded. If it had been packed, changing clothes would have been a real hassle..."
[As she spoke, the scene showed the older sister's recollection: the scene inside the tram was utterly devastating, a scene of carnage and rivers of blood—in short, no one survived!]
"Holy crap, a train murder case... I doubt even Conan could solve this case, because the murder weapon can't be found at all."
"Change into a bathrobe on the train? I don't believe you for a second. You're clearly just playing your stupid little brother for a fool!"
No one believed Yoshii Rei's explanation, not even a single punctuation mark. After all, the reason seemed reasonable at first glance and logically sound.
But only a fool would believe that. The reason is completely untenable and sounds more like a serious lie.
More importantly... what about the process of changing clothes? Just give me the answer, and even a math teacher wouldn't give me points!!
We won't believe it until we see the process. If you're so capable, show us the process of changing clothes! 223
Azure Sea World
"Senior, excuse me for asking..." Iori straightened up, her expression becoming serious and focused, and asked earnestly, "Do you know how to get on that tram?"
Seeing Iori, who seemed like a completely different person, the two seniors exchanged glances and remained silent for a moment: "Although we can roughly guess, we'll still ask anyway, what's the reason?"
Iori met everyone's gaze directly, her expression calm and frank, and confessed without any attempt to hide her feelings: "Because of sexual desire!"
Perhaps... I am the only human who can survive in that "crippled" carriage!
Thinking of this, Iori straightened his back a bit more, and felt a sense of lofty mission on his shoulders. His figure looked particularly resolute in the afterglow of the setting sun!
"Oh my, that's really touching, Kitahara!" Kohei shook his head helplessly and put his hand on the latter's shoulder: "Count me in, my dear friend!!"
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“Kohei, you…” Iori paused for a moment, but seeing the flame burning in Kohei’s eyes, she suddenly smiled: “Oh, my dear friend!!”
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