"You two are really quite frank..." Watching the two putting on a show of brotherly affection, the two seniors were somewhat helpless. The younger generation these days is really something else.
After explaining the reasons, Yoshii Rei's eyes suddenly sharpened: "Now we'll investigate Akemi's living situation and then decide whether you should continue living alone!"
"Eh—!!!" Akihisa panicked even more. This was a surprise attack! He hadn't hidden his game console or his manga yet!
"When your sister made Mingming live alone, she made two conditions. You haven't forgotten, have you?"
“If I say I forgot…” Suddenly, Akihisa noticed that her sister’s expression seemed to have turned somewhat gloomy, and quickly added, “Will my sister be angry?”
"No, I won't be angry." The older sister suddenly became shy and fidgety. "In return, I'll kiss you, and it'll be a passionate kiss that will make you unable to get married."
"Don't worry, it's your older sister who won't get married. That way, Mingming will live the rest of her life carrying the guilt of her sister's inability to marry."
[Akihisa obediently bowed and begged for mercy: "I remember it all clearly, please spare me."]
The older sister expressed skepticism: "If that's the case, then tell me why."
"Well……"】
"Goodness, this guy is a hardcore brother complex, the kind that even a pervert would find a bit creepy..."
"Worried about whether he can live alone? Don't worry, your brother is a creature that can live on sugar water, his vitality is beyond imagination."
Regarding the purpose of the sister's trip, everyone silently covered their faces. There was no need to investigate; his solitary life... had reached a point that would break the hearts of anyone who heard about it and bring tears to their eyes if they saw it!
Emiya Family's Meal World
"Thinking about it carefully..." Sakura pondered for a moment, then looked up with a blank expression: "Is Akihisa's life of living alone good or bad?"
Rin frowned, crossed her arms, and muttered speechlessly, "Is there even a question? It's definitely not good."
It can even be described as miserable. From eating solid food to now relying on only trace elements, they are constantly under the influence of hunger. No wonder they can't live well.
"But he doesn't seem to be dissatisfied with his current life, and..." Saber King was also a little puzzled, "He seems to be quite happy?"
Aside from occasionally complaining about being hungry, Akihisa is practically immune to internal conflict; even when eating salt water as a staple food, he can still exude a sense of luxury.
He can play games and buy comics as he pleases... In a sense, he seems to be doing quite well.
Hearing Saber's words, Rin's previous certainty vanished, and she became somewhat hesitant: "Then... are you doing well?"
"Are you an idiot?" Cú Chulainn looked at Rin as if she were a fool. "Is his kind of life even fit for a human being?"
Rin was rendered speechless by the retort, so she chose to give up thinking: "..."
This isn't it, that isn't it, he's not my brother, so who cares if he's doing well or not, let him do whatever he wants!
"Mingming, close your eyes." Just as Mingjiu was pondering this, her older sister pouted and leaned closer, looking like she was serious.
[Mingjiu was immediately terrified and retreated repeatedly, cold sweat pouring down his forehead, his heart pounding: "First, playing games is not allowed for more than 30 minutes at a time. Second, impure relationships with members of the opposite sex are prohibited!"]
"What a pity..." The older sister's face showed visible disappointment: "The answer is absolutely correct, we can't kiss."
"I think it shouldn't be my sister who should come back, but my aunt... It seems like there's a serious problem with how you raise your children!"
Seeing the slightly regretful look on her sister's face, everyone else in the other world fell silent. Wait, Jane, are you serious?!
[Then the older sister went to Akihisa's room to check, only to find it surprisingly clean and tidy.]
"Even though I'm already this age, I thought my room would be crammed with 2000 erotic books!"
[Akihisa was almost driven to the brink of collapse: "Even if I wanted to buy 2000 copies, I didn't have the money."]
"So that means..." The older sister's eyes suddenly sharpened, and she exuded a chilling aura, "...there's still one."
"!!!"
Seeing Akihisa's slightly panicked expression, the older sister pulled a notebook from her pocket: "Judged as suspected impure heterosexual relationship, deduct 20 points."
This score is the standard my older sister uses to determine whether Akihisa can live alone. It will be compared to his score on the next periodic test before we reconsider whether to approve his decision.
[Akihisa was terrified, breaking out in a cold sweat. This meant that if his final exam scores were still negative after adding and subtracting, he would have to say goodbye to living alone.]
At this moment, a thoughtful PS appeared at the bottom of the screen: "My older sister's standard for judging Akihisa is 10,000 points before she allows Akihisa to live alone..."
"Ten thousand points... Why don't you just say that Linqi Temple VII, Siwu Liujiu is not suitable for living alone, sister!!"
"She's setting a trap! She's setting a trap, Akihisa! You can't outsmart her; it's all a scheme!" (Read thrilling novels on Feilu Novels!)
Seeing Mingjiu suddenly burst out, everyone covered their faces, unable to bear the sight. Each entry deducted 20 points, and given Mingjiu's personality, there must have been at least a lot hidden in this room, resulting in a deduction of at least several hundred points!
Baka and Test: Summoning World
"Akihisa, you've had it tough... It hasn't been easy for you either." Hideyoshi sighed, seemingly seeing the other's impending doom.
A 10,000-point evaluation standard? With these criteria, Hideyoshi dared to say that the Ming Dynasty was doomed and its death was imminent!
Keep in mind that Kirishima, who is ranked first in the grade, only scored a little over 4000 points. How can Akihisa possibly surpass the top student's score by more than double? Uh oh, I might as well just go to sleep.
Akihisa realized this too, and immediately knelt on the ground, overwhelmed with grief: "My happy life living alone..."
"Akihisa, think about that goal of 1 points, and then think about the 20 points you lost. It's nothing at all." Yuji squatted down and gently patted Akihisa's shoulder to comfort him.
"If you think about it this way, don't you feel much better?"
Akihisa lowered his head and pondered for a moment. It seemed that Yuuji was right. Compared to this, the 20 points deducted were nothing at all!
Seeing that Akihisa seemed to have cheered up again, Yuuji couldn't help but sigh, "This guy is really easy to fool..."
This idiot doesn't even realize that his current sister has seen everything that happened before, and his grades have already plummeted. How could she possibly let him live alone?
Chapter 932 General, you're so foolish! How could you exchange your dreams for the mundane necessities of life?
[Akihisa, unaware that her sister had raised her bar to a level she could never reach, was still heartbroken over the 20 points she'd lost.]
If the evaluation criteria are based on zero points and two failures... then starting to work hard now might actually lead to something before the final exams!
"However, just to be on the safe side, I still need to confirm that you don't have any other illicit relationships with the opposite sex, right?"
Sensing a sharp gaze, Mingjiu's heart leaped into his throat: "What kind of impure heterosexual relationship are you referring to, and how many points will be deducted for it?"
"Holding hands with a girl deducts 100 points... and watching a movie, eating crepes, or having a girl make you a bento or waffles deducts 5 points!"
"Eh!!!" Akihisa shrank back against the wall in terror, his heart pounding so hard it felt like it would jump out of his chest. If his sister found out, he would surely die.
"Hiss—Big sister, you didn't come back after reading the script, did you? You guessed everything!"
"Deducting 50,000 points... This point deduction system is outrageous! Sister, are you also from the FFF group? Akihisa, that idiot, doesn't even know he'll be able to pay back his debts after graduation!"
Everyone was stunned by the sister's uncanny prediction. "Akihisa, should we just surrender? There's absolutely no chance of winning."
Your sister is on fire... Of course, I'm talking about the fortune telling, she's incredibly accurate!
Hyouka World
Oreki Houtarou's eyes still looked listless as he said weakly, "Akihisa-kun is finished. He's been completely figured out."
To put it more vividly, she probably knows what kind of underwear Akihisa is wearing today; the information has already been completely leaked!
This sense that everything was preordained made him subconsciously think of his older sister, who, besides looking somewhat similar, was also a little frightening...
"Oreki-kun, I'm very curious!!"
Chitanda stared at Houtarou across from her with her bright, lively eyes, her tone full of doubt: "Does Akihisa-kun have any impure relationships with the opposite sex?"
Here we go again... Oreki Houtarou sighed almost imperceptibly, but looking into those eyes, he still couldn't bring himself to refuse.
"All you need to know is whether Akihisa has ever been burned at the stake."
One of the FFF group's doctrines is to prohibit impure relationships between the opposite sexes. Those who disobey will face interrogation by the inquisition!
"I see!" Chitanda nodded, seemingly understanding. Akihisa had been burned at the stake, and so had Yuuji, which meant...
In an instant, a strange equation flashed through Chitanda's mind: Akihisa and Yuuji's impure heterosexual relationship!
In other words, the two of them are dating!
Kaguya-sama: Love Is War World
“Well, strictly speaking, this negative 50,000 points should be deducted by 2.” Shirogane Miyuki was speechless for a moment when he thought of Himeji and Minami surrounding Akihisa: “After all, it’s double the points deducted.”
However, on the other hand, this absurd point deduction system seems to be entirely based on the sister's personal comments...
Compared to that, simply eating salt water as the main food at every meal seems like nothing at all; at most, it would only cost a few hundred points, not even a fraction of the total.
Ishigami muttered speechlessly, "The 40,000 points the official cheated on last time weren't even enough to cover the deductions; he'll still owe quite a bit..."
The way my sister said it was practically naming names. All of these were things that Mingjiu had experienced. With multiple crimes combined, I suggest the death penalty!
However, Akihisa is a man now, and his older sister understands his feelings, so she made the biggest concession possible.
"While impure relationships between opposite sexes are prohibited, impure relationships between same sexes are acceptable..."
[Akihisa couldn't help but shout at the sky: "What's wrong? What's wrong with my sister's values while she's living abroad?!"]
[At least I used to be a normal person.]
[Perhaps with a hidden meaning, the camera panned to Kubo, who was enjoying the sunset, as the older sister said this.]
"Wait a minute, big sister, something's not right... So besides being a brother-complex, you also have a fujoshi (female fan of male-male romance) buff!"
Everyone who witnessed this scene felt a bit of a headache. What an explosive set of values! No wonder she's an older sister who returned from abroad; she's not just open-minded, she's overly so.
Having such an older sister just shows how lucky you are, Mingjiu! You should be happy now... at least your family shouldn't object to Hideyoshi!
The next morning, Shoko went to Class F, wanting to check Yuuji's phone: "I saw on TV yesterday that traces of infidelity are left on phones."
"Refuse..." Before Yuuji could finish speaking, everything went black, and he let out a painful wail: "Waaaaah!! My eyes, my eyes are burning like fire!!"
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