Hearing the shout, Kondo looked up at him, then, imitating Katsura, began writing on paper with a brush held in his mouth.
Gintoki stopped shouting and looked at the gorilla's actions with some surprise: "Hey, that guy seems to be writing something too."
After finishing writing, Kondo picked up the paper with his mouth; it only had a few words written on it… He was itching to write something!
Gintoki, as if teleported, appeared once again in the center of the execution ground, snatching the executioner's real blade: "Excuse me, but please let me cut off this guy's... OO."
"Excuse me, could you please cut me a few more times, please... Didn't any of these people even utter a coherent last word?!"
"Getting restless... What are you thinking at a time like this! Execution, buddy, can't you at least show some respect for the execution ground?"
As history repeated itself, people from other worlds slapped their faces in disbelief. This familiar scene seemed to have just happened a few minutes ago.
And this last message is so cringe-worthy: Are you in heat all year round, you gorilla...?
Emiya Family's Meal World
"Forget it, Gintoki." Looking at Gintoki, who was trying to pull strings with high-ranking officials in the shogunate, Shirou sighed deeply. "The person you're looking for will probably just pop up in the middle of the execution ground..."
Gintoki's mouth is like poison; whatever he says goes wrong. Even Kondo, the police chief, can't escape this rule. If he were to open his mouth again, this execution ground would probably be too crowded to stand.
He even suspected that if Gintoki said he wanted the Shogun's help, the next one to be taken away might be a junior officer...
"It's true, whoever you ask for gets arrested." Rin Tohsaka was speechless as she looked at the few who were about to be beheaded: "None of them are of any use."
"You can't say that, sister." Sakura frowned slightly, then swallowed her words and sighed, "Old Man Gengai is still very important."
As for the wig and that gorilla guy... sorry, forgive her, she still doesn't understand what those two idiots are here for, they're completely clueless.
Another World Quartet World
Upon seeing the gorilla's last words, Kazuma's heart, which had been hanging in suspense, finally died: "I shouldn't have had any expectations..."
He finally understood where this sense of déjà vu came from; no one understood this kind of incomprehensible teammate better than him.
"Unpredictable, completely unpredictable." Even Old Bone, who considered himself meticulous, couldn't help but shake his head. How could anyone possibly guess what was going on?!
He couldn't even understand the dying words of the wig and the gorilla; he couldn't comprehend their thought processes at all.
Subaru looked at the prison van with some lingering fear and asked nervously, "There shouldn't be any prisoners in that van, right?"
It would have been better if they hadn't mentioned it, because once it was brought up, both Kazuma and Kazuma became a little suspicious: "There shouldn't be any left, right?"
“You two are missing the point.” Tanya crossed her arms and shook her head. “Whether there are prisoners or not doesn’t depend on the car, but on whether Gintoki dares to speak again…”
That's a Schrödinger's car. If Gintoki doesn't speak, there's no one inside, but if Gintoki says someone's name, that person will definitely be dragged out of the car!
"First, thank you, Yorozuya." Just as the three were about to be executed, Sougo, wearing a straw hat and dressed like a ronin, slowly emerged from the river.
"Thanks for distracting them, which allowed us to sneak in so easily."
The executioners on guard stared at the newcomer with utter shock, their voices filled with deep fear: "That's... the former captain of the Shinsengumi's First Division, now the most vicious enemy of the Shogunate."
"Okita Sougo, the executioner of life!!"
Hearing that string of names, Gintoki, as if he'd seen a ghost, began to question his own values: "Huh???!"
"The time for revolution has come! This country that has taken Kondo Isao (Katsura Kotaro) from our side... will be condemned by the heavens!!"
Just then, a group of ronin carrying weapons emerged from the shore. They were none other than Hijikata Toshiro, the former vice-commander of the Oni clan, and his former pet Elizabeth.
However, after five years of growth, both of them have undergone subtle changes; for example, Hijikata Toshiro's V-shaped bangs have grown into an M-shaped style.
[And Elizabeth, originally a mascot, has grown into a muscular man wielding a giant spiked club!]
"Ha, police officers and terrorists who used to be complete strangers are now mixed up together? I must be dreaming."
"After five years of growing up, Elizabeth, you're finally acting like a human being... Yeah, right! What have you been through?!"
Looking at Elizabeth, who looks exactly like a monster, it's really hard for people to connect her with the cute mascot. She's grown up too much.
Gintama World
"What?!!!!" Kondo-san's face was covered in fine beads of sweat as he looked at Sougo and Toshiro, who were hanging out with the anti-foreign patriots. This time, he was really going to be executed.
"Okita the Executioner, not a bad nickname." Sougo, who had expected this, slowly curled the corners of his mouth.
"Why do you have to describe my growth with my hairstyle?!" Hijikata Toshiro complained, "How can you call that growth? V-shaped bangs growing into an M-shape?"
"Don't you have any decent nicknames? Like 'Deputy Chief Murderer in the Rainy Night' or 'Deputy Chief Murderer with the Chainsaw' or something!"
"What nonsense are you talking about, Mr. Hijikata?" Sougo said with a serious face, "Too many executioners will lead to duplicate roles."
After listening to the two potential terrorists' complaints, Kondo-san's face turned even paler, and he was trembling uncontrollably... This is going to kill me a million times over!
Meanwhile, inside the Yorozuya, the three members of the Yorozuya team all stared at Elizabeth five years later with dark faces. What... what kind of growth is this?
Gintoki held up one finger, revealing a face that had been thoroughly mocked: "This is that... Elizabeth's erroneous evolution."
"Huh, evolution? Elizabeth can evolve?" Wig paused for a moment, but believed it without hesitation: "I see, the setting was only revealed in the final movie!"
"Yes, yes, it's similar to... Agumon evolving into Zombiemon." Gintoki, having already given up, had no choice but to continue the story.
"So that's why Elizabeth looks like this?" Wig believed it without a doubt and stood up excitedly. "Then should I go find the Badge of Courage?"
“No, no, no, Kazura-san…” Shinpachi’s forehead veins bulged and his eyelids twitched: “Elizabeth doesn’t have this function, and besides, that’s obviously a setting from another anime.”
At Hijikata Toshiro's command, the ronin group charged forward instantly, and the scene descended into chaos.
"Why are the two sides, who were sworn enemies not long ago, now playing the Avengers game?"
"Why did this guy, who was always a monster before, become a real monster that's no longer funny?!"
Watching Hijikata Toushirou rampage through the crowd, and then glancing at the blood-soaked mascot wielding a spiked club, Gintoki completely transformed into the source of the sarcastic remarks.
Just then, Kagura and Shinpachi also tried to take advantage of the chaos to rescue Old Man Gengai, but they started arguing about who should get the credit.
Seeing the arrogant demeanor of the group, one of the executioners raised his cleaver at Old Man Yuanwai: "Damn it, I won't let you succeed!"
"Dad, danger!" Gintoki panicked upon seeing this, grabbing his wooden sword (Haonuo Zhao) and leaping forward, but Shinpachi and Kagura grabbed his legs mid-air.
[Snap—Zhu]
The wooden sword struck Old Man Yuanwai squarely on the head, and then... his entire head fell to the ground. (Read thrilling novels on Feilu Novel Network!)
The scene fell silent instantly. The two sides, who had been fiercely fighting, stopped and walked aside with grim faces.
Gintoki turned back shakily, but Shinpachi and Kagura pretended not to recognize him and turned away, their faces covered in cold sweat.
"Old Man Yuanwai—!!! Still in danger? You're the one in the most danger! What do we do now? The one who said he'd save people ended up killing them!!"
"Calm down... Gintoki, we should be looking for the time machine right now. No, the time machine is broken. We're doomed."
Seeing this slightly horrifying scene, everyone burst into laughter. This damned corporate culture was not only unbearable for the enemies, but even they felt embarrassed for Gintoki.
Nonsense! Even if it's a wooden sword, a normal vertical slash would only cause a concussion to the head, or at worst, split it in two, but it would never cut it off!
Could it be the Yorozuya (Odd Jobs Shop)? They're all damnably in sync when it comes to shirking responsibility.
Chapter 980, Part 22: Mayonnaise as a meal, rice as a condiment! Fellow travelers of the fourteenth!
Be careful in the brave world
Seeing this, even the useless goddess Lysita's face was filled with unease: "Is it really okay to leave the world to them to save...?"
To put it simply, compared to the Yorozuya trio, she even felt that the Kazuma squad, who seemed to have some mental issues, was exceptionally reliable.
Putting everything else aside, the moment Gintoki chopped off Gengai's head, she was terrified.
She saw absolutely no hope of saving the world in the Yorozuya trio.
Ryuguuin Seiya glanced at the useless goddess with disdain, as if she were an idiot, and said indifferently, "If you're so capable, why don't you do it?"
Ristarte's smile froze instantly. She shook her head violently as if by reflex, waving her hands frantically in the air, and said urgently, "No, no, there's no allowance for business trips."
What a joke! I don't know if it's because of the White Curse, but the people in that world seem a bit off. What if she goes there and can't keep up with their thought processes?
death world
"Those mysterious humanoid creatures... are you sure they were really mascots before?"
Seeing Elizabeth chopping vegetables and covered in blood, resembling a berserk Unit-01, Orihime Inoue was completely dumbfounded, frozen in place as if struck by lightning.
No, have the requirements for becoming a mascot become this low now...?
The primary requirement for a mascot is cuteness, right? But sorry, all she saw in this mysterious creature was "fierceness," an unusually ferocious fierceness.
"Judging from Gintoki's comment, it should be, but..." Kurosaki Ichigo's mouth was slightly open as he stammered, "I don't really think it's that similar to what I've heard."
I've never seen a mascot so ferocious, covered in blood, it's practically a 173cm monster!!
Seeing the two pretending not to recognize him, Gintoki, enraged, grabbed a head from the ground and threw it at Shinpachi: "It's all your fault! No matter how you look at it, it's all your fault!"
"Stop talking nonsense! I was covering for you!" Shinpachi hastily argued after taking the head from Gengai's father, then tossed it back to Kagura: "The culprit is clearly Kagura!"
"What...what are you saying!" Kagura, her mind reeling, visibly panicked. "In the end, it's all your fault for trying to steal the credit. If you want it, you can have it."
With that, Old Man Gengai's head was tossed back into Gintoki's hands: "I think we should decide this by rock-paper-scissors."
"You just went straight for it!" [Throw~~]
"Hurry up and catch the ball to dunk!" Throw it again!
"Beep beep beep—" After passing the ball a few times, Gintoki suddenly heard a rapid alarm sound from Gengai's head.
The Yorozuya trio stopped and curiously approached, only to see a note spit out of Gengai's mouth—"Unfortunately, you didn't win!"
The three men, having already guessed what would happen next, turned pale. Then, accompanied by a blinding white light, the head in their hands exploded instantly.
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