Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

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"All I can say is that Old Man Yuanwai is quite cheeky... But well done, this is the consequence of blaspheming the dead!"

"Seriously? Are you guys playing catch? You can't pass the buck like this! Can't you even muster a shred of integrity among the three of you?"

Watching the trio endlessly playing catch with their heads, everyone from other worlds had black lines on their faces. It's truly a blessing for Old Man Yuanwai to know you guys!

I have a question for everyone... Does Old Man Yuanwai owe you money that he hasn't paid back? Why treat him like this?

Grand Carnival World

As the one who always makes sarcastic remarks in Chaldea, Mashu was the first to break down, her eyes full of helplessness: "Um... Shinpachi-kun, your aloof persona has crumbled!"

Rather than saying it collapsed, it's more accurate to say it revealed its true colors. At least its ability to shift blame and make sarcastic remarks makes it clear that it came from Yorozuya.

Gudako's eyes were full of regret as she sighed with deep disappointment, "It's a pity there's no basketball hoop there, otherwise I really want to see if they would actually dunk with their heads."

Based on her impression that scientists are perpetually short of funding, Yuan Wai's father must owe them a lot of money... otherwise, he wouldn't be being treated like this.

"Senior, please speak like a human being now..."

Mashu didn't know whether to laugh or cry at this moment. She was happy that her senior's character hadn't changed and he was still as heartless as ever.

Sadly, it would be better to change the senior's character as well. It's not that she dislikes her, but this is just really inhumane!

However, thanks to the commotion caused by the Yorozuya trio, Hijikata Toshiro and the others were able to successfully rescue their target.

"Cheers to our boss!!"

[That night, Kondo and Katsura, two teams that originally didn't want to be sworn enemies, actually gathered together for a celebration.]

“You’re too kind, Your Highness Elizabeth.” Hijikata Toshiro pulled mayonnaise from his pocket. “Your samurai spirit on the battlefield this time has impressed me greatly.”

Elizabeth humbly handed over the rice, letting XIV drizzle it with a generous amount of mayonnaise: "It is you, Lord Hijikata."

Then, the tables turned. Elizabeth reached for the mayonnaise and poured a large bowlful over Fourteen as well, saying, "Your performance truly lived up to the name of the Demon Vice-Commander."

“You’re too kind, Your Excellency Elizabeth. That’s all in the past. Now we’re the White Lightning Super Mayonnaise Brothers, Fourteen Elizabeth!”

"After five years, some things haven't changed. He still loves mayonnaise just as much, but, sorry... I feel a little... nauseous... ugh!"

"Your Excellency Elizabeth, why go to such lengths to establish a connection with the Shinsengumi? You've suffered so much." (Read thrilling novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

Looking at the large bowl full of mayonnaise, the people from other worlds felt their stomachs churning and quickly covered their mouths, beads of sweat rolling down their foreheads.

Brother, that's enough, stop pushing, I'm scared... This lethal amount of mayonnaise is enough to eat as a meal, and rice has become just a side dish.

Gintama World

"No way... Elizabeth... Your Excellency." Inside the Shinsengumi, Hijikata Toshiro froze on the spot, not even noticing the cigarette slipping from his fingertips, his mouth slightly open, his face full of disbelief.

No doubt about it, this is a fellow enthusiast, a fellow mayonnaise lover!!

A few seconds later, Fourteen was completely immersed in her fantasy, as if she could already see herself traveling through the universe with the other person, sharing the joy of mayonnaise, and stepping into...

"Wait, Fourteen—" Just then, Kondo's anxious voice ruthlessly shattered his fantasy: "Something's not right, your fantasy isn't quite right, hey!!"

Upon hearing the shouts, Fourteen snapped back to his senses, shakily picked up his lighter, lit another cigarette, and felt a wave of fear wash over him.

That was close... I almost got lost in the illusion of endless O reading and couldn't get back, but we're fellow mayonnaise lovers after all.

Hehe~ Hehehe~

"Yamero, Fourteen—!! Don't do this, it's so embarrassing!!"

Seeing that Fourteen had come to his senses and was now grinning foolishly with blank eyes, Kondo shamefully covered his face with his hands, as if he were the one who had lost face.

"Kondo-san, let him be." Sougo sighed with great concern, "It's not easy for Hijikata-san to find someone who likes to eat dog food (a Chinese idiom for witnessing public displays of affection)."

"Sougo~" Kondo looked at him with teary eyes, feeling as if his own child had finally grown up and was actually considering other people's feelings.

"So... we can consider replacing the vice-commander now, but for the sake of the Shinsengumi's reputation, I suggest we kill Hijikata-san instead."

Kondo's emotion came to an abrupt end, as if I hadn't said anything...

[While Hijikata Toshiro and Elizabeth were happily enjoying their reunion, the atmosphere on the other side was a bit strange...]

"Katsura, there's something I need to tell you." Kondo's feelings were complicated, yet he didn't know how to begin.

"No need to say anything." Gui shook her head, as if she could understand the other person's feelings at this moment: "Too much has happened, let's forget about the past grievances."

Kondo, moved to tears, stared blankly at the other person: "Katsura..."

“Just call me Wig.” Katsura turned around, her face also covered in tears: “Kondo…”

“Just call me Gorilla.” Their hands clasped tightly together. “Let’s stand together and march forward on the journey to build a new era.”

"...Dude, isn't this atmosphere between you two a bit too ambiguous? Shinpachi, come and tell me what's going on!!"

"Anyone can come and complain about these two idiot leaders! Are they confessing their love to each other? Why doesn't anyone around them seem surprised?"

Seeing this scene, everyone felt extremely uncomfortable. A world without吐槽 (tu cao, meaning to complain or criticize) is too terrible. Can't that glasses frame come back and make some吐槽?!

Without a stunt double, they're so speechless they don't even know how to complain anymore; there's something to criticize everywhere...

"Building a new era together?" Does this refer to a planned collaboration to renovate the KFC Colonel statue?

Chapter 981 The Planet Destroyer Nightmare! Ah Miao, seriously ill…

"Let me introduce you all, today's MVP, the radical anti-foreign party members, and everyone from the Yorozuya!"

This strange atmosphere didn't last long. With a cheer led by Yamazaki, the Yorozuya trio arrived at the celebration party.

"Let's give them a round of applause!"

"Who's the MVP?" Gintoki kicked Yamazaki on the head. "Thanks to you guys, we've become accomplices to criminals too."

"Is this the new member?" Hijikata Toshiro looked at the strange old man who resembled an Armstrong cannon with suspicion. "He looks a bit like that sleepyhead guy."

"Hey, did you guys even read his resume properly?" Sougo practically held a knife to Gintoki's neck: "You can't inherit the boss's mantle without killing at least two or three people."

Gintoki's forehead veins throbbed as he slammed the reverse-blade sword against his neck in annoyance: "You have no right to talk to me like that, you knock-off Battosai."

"Haha, Battousai is something else... I didn't expect him to even make a reverse-blade sword, the level of accuracy is really high!"

"Wait, a resume? Is this a job application? The Yorozuya's really doing well now, it's become a big company. Does that mean Gintoki will have to do interviews next?!"

Upon hearing the resume, everyone watching the video was stunned for a moment. They hadn't expected that joining Yorozuya's rooftop to replace Gintoki would require defeating two or three people...

Wait a minute, the screening criteria don't seem to be companies, but organized crime! And it's the kind of organized crime boss who transports suspicious white powder.

Gintama World

"Jimmy!!" Gintoki slammed his foot on the living room table, roaring furiously, "You bastard, who are you calling a radical anti-foreign party member?!"

No, it would be too weird if there were no sarcastic remarks in the future world. It would be normal for Shinpachi to say things like "Who are you calling a terrorist?" back then!

Do your job of making sarcastic remarks properly, future Shin-Hachiki, please, I'll give you 300 yen...

At this moment, Shinpachi slammed his fist on the table, pointed a finger directly at Gintoki, and shouted at the top of his lungs, "Who is Jimmy? Hey, that's Mr. Yamazaki."

Gintoki was furious, his lips twitching as he cursed the glasses frame in his mind... I didn't tell you to complain now, you idiot—!!!

Meanwhile, within the Shinsengumi, Yamazaki was relieved to be alive, but also faced persecution from several of his superiors.

"Hey, Yamazaki, why haven't you changed at all in the past five years?!"

"Why do I have to use my V-shaped bangs to become an M-shaped bangs to represent my growth? What's wrong with my V-shaped bangs? You bastard."

"Also, aren't you going to explain why Kondo-san has turned into a wild gorilla?"

Yamazaki was almost in tears under the fierce gaze of the Demon Vice-Commander. He always acted like he was invisible, so why did he suddenly think of him at times like this?

At that moment, the gorilla ran over and approached Shinpachi, asking how Ms. Tae was feeling, whether she was married, and how she was doing lately.

These words, for some reason, directly angered Shinpachi, who left the celebration party with a cold face. Kondo-san, seeing this, secretly followed him.

Later, during his conversation with Katsura, Gintoki learned what the so-called White Curse really was...

[Gintoki had dealt with him 15 years ago, when the shogunate dispatched a special mercenary unit to end the long-running anti-foreign war.]

"Powerful enough to destroy a planet, it was once known as the Planet Terminator, a forbidden existence, its name is..."

“Nightmare…” Gintoki murmured unconsciously, recalling the battle 15 years ago. He remembered that he had indeed defeated it.

"Wait a minute—!!! To end the war, they hired a mercenary group capable of destroying a planet? What kind of outrageous move is this? Are the Shogunate's higher-ups out of their minds?!"

After hearing the whole story, everyone from the other worlds wanted to curse. What was the difference between this and killing the hostages first to prevent the robbers from taking them hostage?

This is completely putting the cart before the horse and missing the point. The future that is about to become the apocalypse is all the result of the Shogunate's shady dealings!

Chaldea, the world of Type-Moon

"So...abstract?" Dr. Roman was dumbfounded. Having experienced so many singularities, this was the most abstract reason for extinction he had ever seen.

This move gives off the vibe of summoning the Demon King Goetia in order to win the Holy Grail War in Fuyuki City...

You might win, but have you considered the consequences? Isn't this just creating even bigger trouble for the world?!

Leonardo da Vinci, always outspoken, gave his opinion with a serious expression: "Those Shogunate officials who hired Planet Terminator must have had their IQs cut out."

Just to wage a war of internal strife, they found someone capable of destroying a planet... Isn't that just plain insane?

With such a resounding nickname right there, do you really think they're just sitting around doing nothing?

Just then, Gintoki suddenly noticed a figure standing on a distant rooftop. The figure wore a cloak and a straw hat, its pupils glowing with an ominous red light, and it held a tin staff in its hand.

Upon seeing this, Gintoki's pupils contracted sharply. Amidst the astonished gazes of the crowd, he rushed out, only to find no trace of his opponent. Kagura sat sadly crouching in the corner.