Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

The ever-idealistic Ilya has started to conjure up some bizarre and outlandish ideas in her head...

"No wonder you always use magic tricks to communicate." Miyu looked Rin over seriously for a moment, then sighed wearily, "So you don't know how to use a phone..."

"Who, who said I can't? I'll still make the phone call." Facing the somewhat piercing gazes of the crowd, Rin Tohsaka's face turned bright red, her voice revealing an undisguised embarrassment.

How embarrassing! To be looked down upon by two elementary school students! The dignified head of the Tohsaka family doesn't even know how to use electronic products?! It's so shameful!!

As for why she doesn't learn? She's busy working every day, and the electronic products she buys are useless; she just finds them an eyesore.

Of course, besides that reason, the most important core reason is still... poverty.

Faced with Red A's questioning, Rin Tohsaka, having calmed down, pondered for a moment before suddenly realizing, "Right, we need to check first whether there's a disc inside..."

Looking at Rin's silly antics, Archer gave a rather subtle expression, almost like he was showing concern for someone with intellectual disabilities. (I've put the image in the bottom right corner.)

Unaware of what was happening, Rin Tohsaka was still grinning foolishly at her own speculation, because she realized that there really wasn't a disc inside.

"What should we do? It's okay to take a few pages out of here without permission, but looking at other people's things without permission..."

Rin Tohsaka's thoughts wandered further and further, even concluding that the contents of these discs might be SM-themed films from Shirou's collection.

In an instant, Rin's face flushed crimson, her head practically steaming as she turned away, holding up the disc in her hand: "A. Archer... From your male perspective, which name sounds more like a disguise?"

"Haha, asking Red Archer was the right thing to do. It's basically the same as asking Shirou in person. This is really a clever move."

"Big sister, what are you thinking about all the time that you're thinking about SM themes... Seriously, what kind of image does Shirou have in your eyes?"

Seeing Rin Tohsaka's head practically steaming, the people from other worlds twitched at the corners of their mouths. "Big sister, have you forgotten that just three seconds ago you said you were going to maintain your elegance?"

But judging from your imagined scenario, it doesn't seem quite like what you said. No normal person would think that way!

Azure Sea World

“From my male perspective…” Iori’s eyes narrowed, his sharp gaze sweeping over the discs before he made a decision in an instant: “Those are all pornographic films!”

“That’s right, Kitahara!” Kohei’s gaze sharpened as he stared intently at the screen, afraid of missing a single detail.

"If even one Ace appears in the deck, it proves that there can't possibly be only one Ace there!"

Don't underestimate A's contagiousness, you bastard! It's a hard currency that never goes bad between men.

"Have you two forgotten something..." Ai Lai's face turned bright red as she gritted her teeth and retorted, "Emiya Shirou is a champion of justice, not some MADAO!!"

“That’s true, but…” Iori retorted somewhat discontentedly, “Who says that just because someone is a partner of justice, they can’t watch movies?”

"..." Ai Lai fell silent; she really couldn't refute that point.

After all, Gintoki, who sacrificed himself to save the world before, was still a useless old man.

Emiya Family's Meal World

Seeing Rin Tohsaka's wildly imaginative antics on the screen, Archer, who rarely appeared alongside Shirou, couldn't help but chime in, coldly saying, "Has this woman gone mad again!"

I had to come out; if I didn't vent, I'd really become a pervert who likes SM content...

"Um, Tohsaka..." Shirou silently looked at the girl who dared not look up, his expression equally complicated: "Why would you think that?"

It's one thing to think the disc is an adult film, but what's even more outrageous is that they've already come up with the theme—an SM theme that only advanced players would choose.

Faced with Shirou's question, Rin Tohsaka's heart skipped a beat. Her head, which was steaming, was lowered further and lower, her face flushed red, and she was filled with shame.

She had no idea what her counterpart in the other world was thinking...

No wonder Red Archer likes killing herself so much; at this moment, she even has the urge to kill herself!

Unlike Rin, who was visibly dejected, Cú Chulainn remarked with a delighted expression, "You were right. Sometimes dying young is a kind of happiness..."

Otherwise, the company would be the one that's going to die now. Good riddance! Good riddance!! (For super exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

[Red A couldn't understand a word Rin was saying and urged her to hurry up, as the 7 PM drama was about to start.]

"Whatever, I don't care if it's porn or whatever!" With a "whatever" attitude, Rin Tohsaka grabbed a disc and shoved it in: "Spider-Man, I choose you..."

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Staring at the television screen filled with blue light, Rin Tohsaka remained silent for a moment before slumping down completely: "Seriously, how are we supposed to play this?"

"Choose a hard drive or a Blu-ray disc? What does that mean?"

With time running out, Rin Tohsaka, who knew nothing about electronics, frantically jumped around, fumbling for the TV buttons: "I think I pressed the wrong one, will it explode?"

Meanwhile, Red A, who had been watching her intently, broke into a bright smile, his face beaming with delight!

"No, bro, what are you doing there OMO watching? Have you really betrayed us, Tachibana-senpai... oh no, Archer?"

"Good heavens, Spider-Man... Seriously, what kind of weird DVDs do you usually watch?!"

Seeing Rin Tohsaka sweating profusely with anxiety, everyone fell silent. "Big sister, do you think it's possible that Blu-ray recorders don't need to play discs?"

Detective Conan World

Seeing this, Conan narrowed his crescent-shaped eyes and muttered speechlessly, "You're really something, young lady, to think that pressing the wrong switch will cause an explosion."

Even if you're not very familiar with electronics, you at least know that a television is for watching, not for exploding.

Ai Haibara rolled her eyes speechlessly: "This modern person is not even as good as the ancient people who died long ago."

At least in the Emiya series, Rider and Saber can go watch TV on their own, and they know where the switch is.

"Not necessarily." Conan put his hand on his chin and thought for a moment. "He should still be a bit stronger than Berserker."

"Then it's better not to compare at all..." Ai Haibara's lips twitched. What's the difference between this and comparing eyesight with a blind person?

Winning would be too embarrassing to face anyone, but losing would be even more embarrassing.

[With 7 o'clock fast approaching, Rin Tohsaka started throwing a tantrum on the floor: "It's all Shirou's fault! Why didn't he put in a blank Blu-ray disc beforehand?!"]

Seeing Rin starting to shift blame, Archer felt it was time, so he smiled and explained to her, "You've misunderstood Rin. Blu-ray recorders don't need to play discs."

"Just press the record button..."

[Upon hearing this, Rin stopped crying, staring blankly at Archer who was talking eloquently to her side, and then the next second...]

[Whoa—!! Red A, enraged, was kicked out of the house and transformed into a star in the sky.]

"I see, this is a red archer with the Noble Phantasm Spinning Charge, it's a perfect match for Dog Bro, no wonder they get along so well!"

"Sigh, Red A was a respectable man in life, how could he be so foolish as to commit suicide at this time..."

Looking at Red A, who had turned into a star, everyone felt a pang of pity. Why did they have to say such hurtful things at the moment when he was most embarrassed? Wasn't that just asking for trouble?

Most importantly, if Rin had known where the button was, she wouldn't have spent so much time searching for it and ended up rolling around on the ground!

Chapter 1012 Heart-Pounding Date Operation! Multi-Threaded Dating.

[The scene shifts to Shirou returning home after finishing his part-time job, who eagerly turns on the TV...]

"White Moon Princess, Phantasmoon, evil will never be forgiven!"

Looking at the somewhat ambiguous lines on TV, and the princess cosplaying as a magical girl, Shirou's eyelids twitched. Speechless, he turned around and said, "Tohsaka, this is an adult program!"

P.S.: "Intermediate programs" refers to television programs on different channels during the same time slot.

"It's just another channel, even though it's the wrong channel. But... for that spoiled young lady, it's good enough that she can even find the button switch."

"Wait a minute—!! Isn't that the one playing a magical girl on TV the True Ancestor vampire who can wash the face of the Earth? I didn't realize she had this hobby."

Watching Princess Tsukihime having a great time on TV, people from other worlds felt a bit uneasy. Do all the big shots of this caliber have such unique hobbies?

It's one thing for a dignified True Ancestor to actually act in a drama, but to act in a magical girl drama full of embarrassing lines. He's really old in years but young at heart.

Like the two magical girls next door who had just come of age, they were still being mocked by the gossipy wand as being past their expiration date as magical old ladies...

The scene shifts to a café, where Shirou Emiya and Shiki Tohno sit solemnly in chairs.

"Sigh..." With a long sigh, the two of them clutched their heads in frustration, looking quite dejected: "I never expected that all our date plans would clash!"

[Shirou is troubled because his dates with Saber, Rin Tohsaka, and Sakura are all scheduled for the same day, and there's always the risk of something going wrong.]

[Tohno Shiki was even worse off; all five of them happened on the same day, including his date with Princess Tsukihime...]

Shirou slammed his fist on the table, standing on his moral high ground, denouncing the other person's scumbag behavior: "You have absolutely no morals!"

Tono Shiki gave him a speechless look: "Didn't your date also clash with yours?"

[As if his sore spot had been hit, Shirou retorted loudly, "I just want everyone to be happy!"]

"No, no, no, it's not your place to say you're shameless, Shirou... you're not much better yourself."

"It's just five, no problem. Gintoki's difficulty is much higher than yours. At least you can arrange your time, but he's so stupid that he even schedules the same time."

Listening to Shirou's utterly despicable remarks, the people watching the video were speechless. It seemed that even a righteous ally had fallen so low.

Baka and Test: Summoning World

"What?! He can date five at the same time?!" At this moment, everyone in Class F except the girls was shocked as they stared at the enviable number of women in her harem.

To put it bluntly, they could even set up two mahjong tables! It's so enviable... I'm dying of jealousy!!

"Damn it, I don't even have as many friends as he has in his harem."

"Damn these social butterflies, have they ever considered how we single guys feel?"

"You may not believe it, but isn't this just my daily routine?"

"Heh, even though I know you're fake, it still makes me feel really uncomfortable. Looks like you need to experience the judgment of the FFF group."

In an instant, the entire F class was filled with a chilling resentment. At this moment, even a dog passing by the F class would get slapped twice before it could leave.