Yuji took a step back without making a sound, silently protecting Akihisa in front of him, which made Akihisa's position stand out.
The already resentful crowd suddenly found a sitting duck, instantly drawing their attention: "Why are you standing here like this? Does... Yoshii have a problem with you?"
"Speaking of which, this guy once dated both Himeji and Shimada at the same time. Why don't we just kill him to vent our anger?"
"Huh?!" With a completely bewildered look on his face, Akihisa was already bound hand and foot and led to the judge's bench: "I haven't said anything yet—!!!"
Gintama: The Second World of the Spirit Bastion
Gintoki wore a look of utter exasperation, raising a finger with lifeless eyes: "Heh, ever heard of... the Doll Clone Technique?"
Shinpachi sighed somewhat embarrassedly, "Gintoki, you haven't gotten over that incident yet."
However, he was indeed pranked quite badly, and with that incident with MADAO... he hasn't even left the house lately, let alone gone to work.
"Come out?" Upon hearing this, Gintoki raised his numb face, his eyes devoid of any light: "Where are you going? To find the Seven Beads and make a wish so that everyone will forget?"
Seeing this familiar scene now only reminds him of that lingering nightmare.
"Speaking of which, your girlfriend is Wang, right?" Tohno Shiki asked casually, resting his chin on his hand. "Are you sure you won't get killed?"
Upon hearing this, Shirou couldn't help but imagine the scene, and felt a chill run down his spine: "Maybe, but..."
Before he could finish speaking, Tohno Shiki already guessed what he was going to say: "If death could solve everything, then why not just die, right?"
Shirou was stunned. He had indeed meant to say that, but how did Shiki know?
Before he could even speak, Tohno Shiki gazed serenely at the distant sky and said, "For me, there must be something far more terrifying than death waiting for me."
He could already picture the scene of being brutally dismembered by Princess Tsukihime; after all, she was the True Ancestor...
"Hahaha, do you think he's acting with impunity? No, he's just a brave man who knows his death is imminent."
"Compared to this, Shirou's problem doesn't seem as serious as yours. After all, Saber is alright, but as for the True Ancestor... well, he's just waiting to die."
Watching this exchange between men who were juggling three and five relationships, everyone was somewhat moved. One was a king, the other a true ancestor; no wonder the two of you could sit at the same table.
No wonder this guy was so calm even though he had five dates that clashed; he was just waiting to die!
Magical Girl Illya World
"No way, there's more? They've even confirmed their relationship and he's already brought his girlfriend along."
Luvia and Rin Tohsaka were practically grinding their teeth to dust. They never expected that Saber, who basically only knew how to eat in Emiya's Diary, would also be a rival.
Why? They've been working so hard for so long and haven't made any progress at all!
Seemingly sensing their thoughts, Magic Ruby spread her wings and said sarcastically, "Who told you two to be so arrogant and never be straightforward?"
Go!
Enraged, Rin Tohsaka punched the Magic Ruby, sending it flying. Luvia then kicked it again, turning it into a star in the sky.
After doing all this, the two nodded silently, feeling much better. Why did it have to be so talkative and blurt out such obvious truths?
Fortunately, Saber wasn't in this world, which meant one less competitor. Then, their gazes fell on Illya and Miyu, and they remained silent for a moment.
These two shouldn't be competitors, right...?
[If you don't want to be killed, this is the only way!] Suddenly, Tohno Shiki pulled out a white tabletop and quickly wrote: "Heartbeat Date Operation!"
"The only thing we can do is come up with a timetable where we won't be killed, and we won't die!!"
[Soon, Tohno Shiki's idea appeared on the whiteboard. The dense content and incredibly detailed process amazed Shirou.]
"First, get up at 5... no, 4 to start your date with Amber, and also start the roof repair appointment with Emerald early in the morning!"
"What?!" Shirou broke out in a cold sweat, his face filled with shock: "Is this even possible?"
[Tono Shiki chuckled, adjusted his glasses, and said with a sense of relief, "You have to turn the impossible into the possible, or you'll get killed!"]
"At 5:30, he tricked Jade by saying he needed to get a ladder, while Amber escaped from the pre-dug tunnel during the 6 o'clock experiment!"
Shirou listened, speechless: "What a terrifying plan! Are you a genius?"
"Haha, you can tell he's really going all out to avoid being killed... and he's even using multi-threading!"
"Holy crap, this time management master! This incredibly meticulous plan is so well-thought-out, even Brother Cheng from Heaven would be impressed!"
Listening to Tono Shiki's dating schedule, the people watching the video couldn't help but gasp. They just had a question they wanted to ask this genius.
Getting up at four o'clock... Who would go on a date at such a delicate time as five o'clock? Even watching the sunrise is a bit too early for him.
Although the plan is perfect and theoretically feasible, it remains only a theory; anyone who believes it is doomed!
Chapter 1013 Taking Saber to a buffet? Shirou, are you a devil?
The world of spring things
"Four o'clock..." Hachiman's lips twitched uncontrollably, and the words of his complaint were already on the tip of his tongue: "Dude, 4 o'clock for a date? Are you afraid of the sun or are you in a hurry to save the world?"
He may not have seen Los Angeles at 4 a.m., but he also doesn't know anyone getting up at 4 a.m. to go on a date. Even special forces training doesn't start that early!
Strictly speaking, it wasn't even morning; it was past midnight, the middle of the night. Was our date going to be a tomb raiding trip...?
"Didn't you hear him say that we must turn the impossible into the possible?" Teacher Hiratsuka, as expected of a reliable adult who has seen many storms, remained completely unmoved.
"Also, getting up at 4:00 AM doesn't necessarily mean saving the world; it could also mean saving your own life!"
If it weren't for the survival instinct, who would get up at this hour? Those self-disciplined bloggers who never go to work?
"That's true." Hachiman sighed, compared to Gintoki's audacious move of chaining ships together and docking them at the same pier.
At least this plan still has some room for maneuver. Although it sounds a bit unrealistic, that's a world that's inherently unrealistic.
Azure Sea World
"Kouhei, it can't be wrong..."
"Ah, you think so too, Kitahara..."
Kohei and Iori exchanged a serious glance, understanding each other perfectly: "Without a doubt, this is a war where every second counts!"
There was no room for Shirou and his men to be careless; if anything went wrong, they could lose their lives. Therefore, they had to learn this meticulous tactical plan...
Ai Lai couldn't hold back any longer. She rolled her eyes and looked speechlessly at the two people who were writing furiously: "So, you're writing so fast because you're writing down battle reports?"
"No, to be precise, it's about remembering the timeline." Iori's expression was extremely solemn, fine beads of sweat appeared on her forehead, and she kept writing with her pen.
So this knowledge might be a bit too advanced for them and basically useless, but... what if they need it in the future?
People should have dreams! And they are precisely the kind of people who have dreams!
Emiya Family's Meal World
In an instant, everyone's gaze involuntarily turned to Shirou, who was awkwardly picking his toes to the side, and Archer, who was still trying to maintain what little coolness he had left.
His gaze held scrutiny and deep bewilderment; he truly hadn't realized that this righteous cook had actually gotten into time management...
"Cough cough...uh..." Sakura coughed twice, her expression somewhat complicated. She hesitated for a while before finally managing to squeeze out, "The senior from the other world seems...quite...active."
These words instantly shattered the silence in the Emiya household, but Shirou, who was already awkwardly scratching his toes, became even more embarrassed.
Seeing this, R covered his face with his hands, sighed deeply, and said seriously, "Sakura, if you really can't say anything to praise her, you don't have to force it."
"..." Red A, whose reputation had been damaged, silently turned away, leaving only a solitary and arrogant figure for everyone to see. This place was truly hell.
Looking back now, I realize that sometimes I really wanted to call the police. He was slandering me, for my sake!!
"You think that's all?" Faced with Shirou's astonishment, Tohno Shiki slowly raised his head, his glasses gleaming, and chuckled, "The main event is just beginning!"
"At 13:10 PM, I took Arcueid into the movie theater, pretended to go to the restroom, and slipped away..."
"At 13:15, I met up with my senior at the curry restaurant Jiuqi Liu [咎III熘群·聊]."
"Wait a minute." Shirou suddenly noticed a loophole and couldn't help but ask, "What about my sister whom I arranged to meet at the amusement park at 13:30 PM?"
[Tono Shiki naturally had a solution to this problem: "Show up again in two hours and say I got lost. Getting lost in an amusement park is common sense!"]
After listening to the other person's analysis, Shirou's admiration surged like a tidal wave, his face filled with undisguised worship: "So strong, flawless logic!!"
"Getting lost in an amusement park is indeed very common... but leaving your little sister at an amusement park for two hours is a bit inhumane."
"This kind of time scheduling, down to the minute, buddy, are you a repeat offender?! You're way too skilled at it!!"
After hearing Tohno Shiki's tactical plan, everyone from the other worlds couldn't help but widen their eyes. The logic was indeed impressive, but something about it sounded a bit off...
It seems like something went wrong somewhere, but I can't quite put my finger on what it is.
Detective Conan World
"Wait a minute..." Conan was stunned after hearing the plan. After a moment of silence, he couldn't help but complain, "If three of them have dates in the afternoon, why did you get up so early?!"
He really couldn't understand why he had to get up at four o'clock. There was still some time before his three dates in the afternoon, so why did he have to get up so early!
As a detective, he pays close attention to details like time. Although the logic is sound, can this alibi really fool him?
"I don't understand why he gets up so early, but if he doesn't leave his sister in the park for two hours..." Professor Agasa paused for a moment, somewhat worried, "Is he sure he won't get beaten to death by his own sister?"
"If they don't find out, that's fine." Conan shook his head, rolling his eyes speechlessly. "If they do find out... well, then you're just waiting to die."
At first glance, the plan seems flawless, but in reality, it is full of loopholes. He has offended everyone by doing this, and even if he doesn't die, he will be badly hurt.
After explaining his tactical arrangements, Tohno Shiki couldn't help but mention Shirou's idea: "Making this girl named Sakura go back at noon is so innovative!"
“Sakura will understand me!” With that, Shirou began to share his tactical plan: “At 11 a.m., the mall will be having a buffet! All I need to do is bring Saber then.”
"Shirou is still too naive," Tohno Shiki said with a smile, shaking his head. "How could anyone possibly stay in a restaurant for 5 hours?"
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