After proving her identity, the elven girl gave Teng Gong no chance to react: "Let me give you some advice. We're all women, there's nothing to be ashamed of."
"Auntie... trousers... trousers! At least put on those floor-length trousers first, how much do you really want to give advice?!"
"No, is it really necessary to ask so bluntly? At least go through some proper procedures and be more tactful. Your purpose is too obvious, Auntie!"
Seeing their uncle, whose mind was completely occupied with gossip, the people from other worlds were speechless. Good grief, he's not even putting on an act anymore. Does he think people believe in science?
This flawed explanation and blatantly deceptive pretense could only have been convincing to Teng Gong, whose values are relatively normal.
The world of spring things
Looking at the clumsy performance before her, Yukino's cool face unconsciously furrowed her brows: "Miss Fujimiya, don't you think this aunt's ears are quite special?"
Those are ears that no human could possibly have!
Furthermore, the clothes and pants he was wearing were obviously too big, and even the style was exactly the same as his uncle's. Doesn't that explain the problem?
"To be honest, it's really hard to say..." Hachiman silently pointed to the screen: "Do you think Fujimiya-san, who grew up in a scientific worldview, would suspect that she is her uncle?"
"Yes!" Yukino nodded firmly, trusting her judgment. However, just as she was thinking of how to refute her.
Ms. Hiratsuka casually opened the cabinet door, fiddled with the books a few times, and then accurately pulled out a comic book without even lifting her eyelids, before tossing it to Yukinoshita.
"..." Yukino glanced at the "Detective Conan" manga in her hand and fell silent: "Another manga??"
Ms. Hiratsuka nodded calmly and pointed her in the right direction: "You'll understand after watching the second episode."
"As expected of the teacher, what a brilliant insight!" Hachiman understood instantly, and even his usually lifeless dead fish eyes lit up a bit as he couldn't help but praise him.
You think it's scientifically sound to make front-loading washing machines smaller? Nobody seems to think about it that way.
As it turns out, in a scientific worldview, no matter how outrageous something is, it won't be speculated on in the direction of the mystical!
"..." Yukino held the comic book in her hands, stiffly turned her head to look at the table next to her, where the comic books were almost blocking her view.
Everything was kindly provided by Ms. Hiratsuka Shizuka. Great, she'll go and change the Service Club into the Manga Club tomorrow...
Just then, Jingwen returned home and stared at his "aunt" who had appeared in reality for a few seconds before stammering, "Uncle... Uncle?"
"It's my aunt!"
Faced with his stubbornly unrecognizable uncle, Jingwen directly threw out a bait: "Sonic and Tarz are (Sega Saturn console games)?"
“It’s Tails, it must be Tails!” Just as Jingwen had expected, his uncle immediately took the bait: “His real name is Miles, but he has two tails, so everyone knows…”
"Uncle!" Jingwen instantly confirmed the elf girl's identity, utterly bewildered. "With magic like that, wouldn't it be great if you could just change your face in another world too!"
"Easy for you to say." The elven girl explained the side effects of the transformation magic seriously: "Changing the body means your heart will gradually change as well, and there's a risk of losing your sense of self."
"This kind of magic must not be used unless absolutely necessary!!"
"So... you just use it to listen to gossip? Risking losing your composure just to discuss your nephew's love life with a young girl, is it really necessary to go to such lengths?!"
"This uncle, who is usually so proud, has been completely fooled by his nephew's Sega games, yet he still refuses to admit it. He's really stubborn."
After hearing about the side effects of this transformation magic, the faces of everyone watching the video darkened. You only listen to gossip when you have no other choice, right?
Instead of wasting your time, why don't you use this risky magic for something worthwhile?!
Detective Conan World
"This really is... a last resort..." Kaito Kuroba's lips twitched slightly.
Just how much does this guy want to talk to people about relationship advice?
From any perspective, the returns and risks are completely disproportionate!
Thinking of this, Kaito Kuroba couldn't help but sigh deeply: "Magic is not such an inconvenient thing. It would be better to learn disguise."
Zero risk: Basically no one can see through it.
Highly practical: You can change your face anytime, anywhere, and blend into any occasion by simply disguising yourself.
It's easy to do: just wear a pair of monocles, spend a few seconds changing into a white suit, and no one will recognize you.
At that point, forget about romance topics; it'll be easy to use for eavesdropping on gossip... uh, cough cough, for gathering intelligence or something.
After hearing about the "dangerous" side effects of this magic, Jingwen had already thought of a better use for it: "Let's forget about that for now and film a video!!"
"Huh?" The sudden turn of events left the elf girl bewildered: "Is this the time for this? Miss Fujimiya is here as a guest; you should treat her well."
The uncle has gone to great lengths to help his nephew find love...
"Let's film a video of the Guardian Heroes playing!"
This delighted the elf girl; she instantly forgot her earlier thought of just watching the drama unfold, as she had long wanted to do a game livestream.
"Time is short, so the face will heal like this." With that, Jingwen went to prepare the equipment needed for filming the video, and the elven girl eagerly followed.
[Only Fujimiya stood there, completely bewildered. What magic? What other world? Did they just discuss something incredible?]
"Haha, you really are a business genius, Jingwen! Your business acumen is just too sharp. Using the image of an elven girl to make a video, you're really good at this."
"When it comes to protecting his nephew's relationship, gaming comes first. In the uncle's heart, Sega is his true love..."
Seeing this, people from other worlds were full of admiration. He really understood how to use the internet, even using his aunt as bait to catch fish.
He not only understands videos, but he also understands contemporary netizens; he instantly grasped the hottest online trends…
[Time quickly passed to afternoon, and Jingwen posted the video he had just filmed online.]
The elven girl, still savoring her performance, seemed extremely satisfied: "I deliberately made it more visually appealing; I think it'll be very well-received!"
After finishing filming the video, it was finally time for a heart-to-heart talk. The elven girl placed her hand on Jingwen's head, intending to reminisce about how they first met.
"O spirit of memory, reveal its fragments..." As the incantation was uttered, Jingwen's memories appeared before his eyes in the blink of an eye.
The sudden appearance of the screen left Fujimiya somewhat bewildered: "What is this? A hologram, right? I've seen it in movies and stuff."
Jingwen silently accepted his uncle's flip phone and said seriously, "That's right, it was projected using this Sony projector."
"Haha, it's not bad that you deliberately made it very entertaining, but... I don't think those netizens care about your skills."
"Girl, just accept reality. Human technology isn't that advanced yet..."
Looking at Teng Gong who was still escaping reality, everyone felt helpless. After witnessing so many unscientific behaviors one after another, it was amazing that San Guan could still remain normal!
I must say, you're quite the staunch materialist, young lady!
[With the appearance of the virtual image, a child with a ferocious face and a rather bizarre appearance appeared on the screen. In terms of appearance alone, he was even more peculiar than his uncle.]
"What's going on? Why isn't Miss Fujimiya out yet?" the elf girl asked, puzzled. "They've been showing a dirty little brat on TV."
Jingwen calmly explained, "This is Teng Palace!"
"Huh?" Even Teng Gong himself was visibly stunned, staring at the rather uniquely-looking child on the screen, feeling his brain trembling wildly.
"Huh, was I like this before?" Teng Gong couldn't help but recall the scene he had imagined: "It shouldn't be sweet and sour..."
"Hiss—!! Girl, the filter in your memories is incredibly thick. Now I can finally understand why Jingwen treats you like a brother."
"No, big sister, were you the legendary Amagi Sansho (one of the three young masters of Amagi) when you were little? Or Yujiro Hanma? Your appearance is way too abstract!!"
Looking at the rather abstract-looking child on the screen, the people from other worlds were stunned. After swallowing hard in fear, they were filled with admiration for Jingwen.
It's amazing that you could recognize the current Teng Gong at a glance; compared to the past, he's a completely different creature... (Read super exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
They say girls change a lot as they grow up, but I never expected it to be a mutation! Teng Gong, this is nuclear fission!! ! ! .
Chapter 1047 Hell Drawing: Three People, Three Worlds!
Magical Girl Illya World
"This...this, this isn't right!!" Looking at the rather peculiar-looking bear child on the screen, Rin Tohsaka's eyes were filled with confusion and astonishment.
You must be mistaken!
How could that little brat, whose appearance is as abstract as a Van Gogh masterpiece, possibly be the stunning beauty before my eyes?
There's absolutely no resemblance whatsoever!
Even if you said this was Jingwen when he was a child, I would believe you.
Miyu swallowed hard, looking utterly astonished, as if she'd seen a ghost. She couldn't believe it: "They say girls change a lot as they grow up, but they don't change this much!"
It feels like it's not just their appearance that's changed, but their gender has completely changed! This doesn't make sense, they're clearly a male... male animal!
"Miyu-chan, this goes beyond mere change." Illya froze, her gaze fixed on the spot, and exclaimed blankly, "This is evolution!!"
It's like Agumon evolving into Zombiemon, doesn't it feel absurd? Yes, that's exactly how she feels right now.
Surprisingly, Jingwen could still recognize what Teng Gong looked like after he grew up. They were completely different species!
"457 Suspicious Mausoleum Flag (8) Siqi 6 Temple" Blue Ocean World
"puff--"
As Iori tilted his head back and gulped down a mouthful of beer, his pupils instantly contracted, the veins on his hand holding the beer bottle bulged, and the beer he hadn't swallowed slowly dripped down the corner of his mouth to the ground.
"...No, who are you??"
Is this really Miss Fujimiya?! How could this be Miss Fujimiya?! This can't possibly be Miss Fujimiya!!
In that brief moment, Iori's brain made a judgment: this brat who looks even wilder than Nobita could not possibly be the beautiful Fujimiya-san!
"Heh, Kitahara."
Kohei raised his head as if his faith had collapsed, a twisted smile on his face, tears streaming uncontrollably down his cheeks: "You might not believe it, but I'm dreaming right now."
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