Iori, as if grasping at a straw, had hope rekindled in her eyes and exclaimed excitedly, "Dreaming? Yes, we must be dreaming, Kohei!"
Seeing the two of them, tears streaming down their faces and questioning the meaning of life, Ai Lai covered her face with her hands and sighed wearily, "You two, next time you're trying to escape reality, you should at least wipe your tears first."
Accept reality, just like I accepted that my entire college years were a mosaic. Reality is always so cruel.
Emiya Family's Meal World
Seeing this, Shirou wiped the cold sweat from his forehead with some embarrassment and said as tactfully as possible, "Ms. Fujimiya, you've really gone too far with your childhood memories."
"Are you sure this filter is just a little too strong?" Cú Chulainn pointed incredulously at the screen. "Kid, are you serious?"
"..." Shirou awkwardly looked away, realizing that what he had just said might have been a little too euphemistic.
After all, the images imagined by Ms. Fujimiya and the memories of Keibun were not exactly the same; they were completely unrelated!
Even Rin Tohsaka, who usually loves to make sarcastic remarks, couldn't bear to look away. There were just too many things to complain about, and she didn't even know where to begin.
Upon discovering that his memories were merely delusions, Teng Gong hurriedly tried to block their view: "Don't look..."
[Then an even more shocking scene unfolded on the screen: the strangely-looking child was seen playing with an indescribable object using a stick.]
Looking at their past acquaintance, even the elven-girl version of the uncle felt there was no future for them: "Miss Fujimiya, this won't do!"
"But it's really impressive that Jingwen could recognize Miss Tenggong at a glance."
“Of course I can recognize him.” Jingwen looked at Tenggong and made the fist-bump gesture he used as a child: “Because Tenggong is Tenggong.”
"No, no, no, boss, you're too modest. It's a miracle that you could recognize him! The last person who could do that was Tiger Cane from the Elbow Technique."
"You actually dared to do something so unspeakable... Miss Fujimiya, you were just as wild as you looked when you were little!!"
Looking at Jingwen who took it for granted, everyone felt sorry for Tenggong. Although he could be recognized at a glance, it was obvious that he regarded you as a good brother!
Watching the two playfully bicker, the uncle finally understood that appearances weren't actually that important. If he had understood this sooner, perhaps...
Thinking of this, the uncle recalled his time with the elf girl in the sealed city, but he assumed it was just the effect of the transformation magic.
Just then, the computer next to me suddenly beeped; it was a notification about the gaming video my uncle had just uploaded.
"Wait a minute... Jingwen!" After watching the uploaded video, the elf girl finally realized something was wrong: "There's absolutely no game footage in this video!!"
[That's right. Jingwen's entire filming session was focused on the elf girl. Any footage even remotely related to the game was treated as unimportant and completely edited out.]
"Who would watch something like this? Look, it only has 200,000 views?!" The elf girl was utterly shocked after seeing the view count.
Jingwen stood up excitedly, roaring to the sky, "These days, virtual YouTubers are much more attractive than stinky old men!! The era of beautiful anime girls has arrived!"
"Huh!!" The elven girl looked at the comments section in disbelief, discovering that even though the video didn't contain a single piece of gameplay footage, it was receiving overwhelmingly positive reviews.
【cute……】
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"Hahaha, not wanting a game console—what an accurate assessment! It perfectly reflects the current state of netizens; it's so damn true!"
"That's hilarious! You just said 'Looks don't matter'... But clearly, looks do matter. Your nephew Jingwen really knows his stuff when it comes to videos!"
Seeing Jingwen's excited expression, everyone silently gave him a thumbs up. "You understand the audience! With beautiful women on screen, who cares about the game footage?"
This business thinking is so advanced! You've really figured out how to make a living online!
Baka and Test: Summoning World
"I admit it's cute, but... why not a game console?!"
Upon seeing that particularly eye-catching comment, Stupid Jiu excitedly stood up, then came to the front of the crowd and launched into a passionate speech.
"That is the most precious and indispensable spiritual nourishment in life, how can we give it up so easily!"
"Tell me, can you accept this?!"
Without the slightest hesitation, the FFF group members retorted in incredibly loud voices: "Of course we can—!!"
"Yeah, you guys definitely don't... Huh?" Idiot Jiu tilted his head with a face full of question marks, wondering if he had misheard.
However, at this point, no one in the FFF group paid any attention to idiot Jiu, and they started a heated discussion.
"I knew that game console was an eyesore!!"
"Damn it, I must study hard and, in my lifetime, I must destroy all the game consoles in the world, because it... is blocking the main point!"
"Hehe, then I might not live to see you achieve that in my lifetime."
Hearing the lively discussion in the class, the idiot Jiuping's raised hand went limp. Why did everyone's reaction feel different from what I expected?
[“No game consoles”... The moment the elf girl saw this comment, the Sega Saturn's game rankings flashed through her mind again, instantly slapping her back to reality.]
"So you guys are like this too."
[My uncle has just realized that those people who used to like voting for visual novels are exactly the same as they are now.]
Unable to accept reality, the uncle was instantly reverted to his original form... slowly regressing from the elven girl's appearance back to his original form.
"Aaaaaaahh ...
Jingwen, meanwhile, was still happily celebrating, completely oblivious to the starkly different reactions of the two men.
"No!!!"
"Very good!!"】
The uncle's pride as a streamer was shattered, but when he received his payment, he still treated himself to a rather expensive sashimi set meal.
"You ate three big bowls with tears in your eyes, right? After all, this was earned at the cost of your self-esteem, so you have to show it off to him no matter what."
"No!!! Change back, please change back! My eyes, my eyes are going blind, my brain is shaking, my brain is dropping wildly..."
"Good heavens, what kind of hellish drawing is this! Three people, three worlds: heaven, hell, and the human world. They've all gone mad at once."
Seeing their uncle suddenly revert to his original form, the people from other worlds were so shocked that their hearts stopped. Putting aside everything else, they would at least be traumatized for the rest of their lives...
Couldn't it just suddenly change back? This gradual change is really testing one's mental fortitude, Uncle!
Chapter 1048: A desperate swimsuit photo lost to discounted coffee beans!
Baka and Test: Summoning World
Looking at the group of people with their abstract art style, Yuuji silently shook his head: "As for this scene, all I can say is... that people's joys and sorrows are not the same."
One was celebrating, another was panicking, and the uncle was quite something else—he was depressed and even found the people around him a bit noisy.
The scene was so chaotic, it was like a painting of hell, that Yuuji was even a little worried about the mental state of the three people in the room. In short, the scene was quite chaotic!
"hateful…"
The simple-minded Jiu, who could perfectly understand his uncle's feelings, clenched his fists, tears of resentment streaming down his face: "Is the Sega Saturn already a remnant of the old era?"
"No, I don't believe it. In this era where visual novels reign supreme, do you think your lives won't cry out?!"
Faced with the idiot's tragic and passionate shouts, the members of the FFF group looked at each other, scratching their heads in confusion, with question marks constantly popping up above their heads.
"Um... I don't think there's anything wrong with visual novels being so popular. Having a virtual girlfriend isn't bad either!"
"Exactly, exactly! How could a idiot like Jiu, who's a winner in life, possibly understand the feelings of us ordinary folks?"
"So, it seems that even that idiot Yuuji has the top girl in the grade chasing after him... Damn it, I'm suddenly getting a little angry."
Hearing the increasingly ominous whispers around him, Stupid Jiu's back was already soaked with sweat. Huh? This is completely different from what I expected!
"Ki-sama!!" Seeing the FFF group put on their cloaks again, Yuuji angrily grabbed the collar of the idiot Kuji and roared, "What stupid thing are you doing now, you idiot?"
"Yuuji, actually I didn't do anything." The idiot Ku replied matter-of-factly, "I just made their lives scream."
"You still say you didn't do anything? Idiot, don't you know..." Almost instantly bound into a pretzel, Yuuji roared angrily at the idiot, Hisashi, who was now strapped to the dock, "Our lives are screaming for justice!!!"
[In the blink of an eye, several more days passed. The uncle, his pride healed by the reward, once again revisited the memories of Teng Gong and Jing Wen.]
Looking at his rather abstract childhood appearance, Teng Gong was still trying to explain: "I really looked like that when I was in lower grades, but after entering junior high school, I started to look like a girl!"
[As she spoke, she pulled out her phone and showed them old photos of the two of them together... Yes, after tying her hair up in braids, she had completely transformed.]
[The uncle wanted to save this precious record made by his nephew as soon as he took out his phone, because that's basically the only function his phone still has.]
"Huh?" Teng Gong was immediately puzzled: "If you can't make phone calls, how do you usually contact Jingwen?"
After a moment's thought, the uncle replied seriously, "I'm considering whether we could solve this using smoke signals and flags."
"Well, things like beacon fires and flags are probably a bit too hardcore in modern society... How about raising some pigeons? They could be used as a backup food source."
"No, Ms. Fujimiya, I want to know what you went through from elementary school to junior high school. Is this the same person?"
Looking at the photos that Teng Gong took out, everyone from the other worlds was stunned. Are you sure this isn't a photo "deception"? Those years of growth have turned into a period of mutation for you, right?
Aside from the incompletely evolved corners of his eyes, he looks like a completely different person!
[Upon hearing this outrageous contact information, a shocked Teng Gong subconsciously took a sip of coffee, only to find it unexpectedly delicious.]
"You could tell?" Jingwen seemed a little proud. "My uncle gave me 1 yen as a 20th birthday present. So I bought a filter and coffee beans!"
However, since coffee beans are usually too expensive, they don't drink them often. This was their first time trying hand-ground coffee, and the taste was indeed very unique.
"Giving 1 yen in cash as a gift??" Fujimiya was utterly speechless: "How unromantic..."
Speaking of this, my uncle is a bit troubled. He knows that giving money is too direct, but what can he do when he has no idea what young people these days are thinking?
[In comparison, Teng Gong was speechless. Thinking of Jing Wen's birthday gift, Teng Gong silently sent Jing Wen a swimsuit photo from his junior high school days.]
"This is a gift, from me in junior high school."
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