"This is somewhat like the resurrection of a human body in holy magic." Uncle also found the scene rather strange. (Read exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
Logically, he should have encountered this magic much later; he really doesn't understand why it appeared in his past memories.
Looking at the handsome man on the screen, Jingwen had to admit that he was truly stunned: "This must be my uncle when he was 17, right after he transmigrated."
[Only then did the uncle realize that his body in the other world had been formed in this way—created by the gods.]
"Wait, wait a minute... wait, who are you, handsome guy? Even I would have to give way to your looks when you were young. How did you end up being mistaken for an orc?"
Looking at the younger version of their uncle on the screen, everyone from the other worlds was completely stunned. Some rubbed their eyes in disbelief, thinking, "Seriously, who is this handsome guy?!"
How did you go from being handsome to looking like this? Time really is a cruel mistress.
Another World Quartet World
"..." Looking at the melancholic handsome guy on the screen, Kazuma and Subaru Natsuki both fell into deep silence.
“Aqua…”
“Rem…”
The two, whose self-confidence had been severely damaged, both spoke with a slight sob in their voices: "Are we actually ugly?"
If the uncle's looks in his youth weren't even average in this other world, then wouldn't they be completely hopeless?
Aqua looked at Kazuma with some oddness: "How handsome do you think you are, you shut-in? You're just average-looking."
Rem clenched her fist and encouraged him, "He's not ugly at all. In my eyes, Subaru is the most handsome."
Upon hearing the answer, the two exchanged a glance, their hearts finally at ease, and Kazuma was so moved he almost cried.
“Aqua… no, Lady Aqua, only today can I see you as a normal person.”
"Huh?" Aqua was instantly enraged upon hearing this, hands on her hips, her face full of displeasure: "We were supposed to be goddesses, how come you've been demoted!?"
"..." I'm sorry, I usually treat you like a pet and its owner, I've never really seen you as a goddess.
Even the genuinely shrewish Megumin patted Aqua on the shoulder and sighed, "Don't pressure him. This is probably the highest praise Kars could give."
They're at least normal people, aren't they?
Although he was young, when my uncle first regained consciousness, he was brutally beaten by several adventurers who mistook him for a subspecies of orc.
[My uncle's version of events was that, because of the language barrier, he thought the adventurers were trying to intimidate him, so he took out the money.]
As a result, the adventurers mistook the money he pulled out for an attack spell and beat him even harder...
"I remember I was so happy when I received my New Year's money, but then I got into an accident on my way to buy games, and that's why I ended up like this."
Looking at himself getting brutally beaten on the screen, the uncle seemed a little nostalgic: "Hehe, what game were you buying back then?"
Meanwhile, Teng Gong and Jing Wen, both deeply affected by their uncle's tragic experiences, had a sudden change in their demeanor: "So depressing..."
"Uncle, why can you talk about this so casually? This story is far too heavy!"
"No, the younger version of my uncle wasn't bad-looking either, so why was he mistaken for a beastman subspecies? Are the standards for appearance in other worlds this high?"
Looking at his uncle, who calmly recounted his heavy experiences, everyone was completely convinced. No wonder he could sleep peacefully even after being arrested. He was truly composed!
As for buying games and being transported to another world? What a coincidence! There was another person who went to buy comics and another who went to a convenience store and ended up in another world. I'm sure you two can get along well.
P.S.: We almost started a fire during the ancestral worship ceremony today. Please be careful with fire!!
Chapter 1061 A God Who Speaks Chinese! This is the Japanese server, not the international server, there's a mistake!
Just as his uncle was calmly recounting his heavy past, Teng Gong suddenly interrupted him: "Wait a minute, I think I heard something?"
"Wait a minute, let me adjust the volume." The uncle immediately made a movement within the memory image, and then heard clear, articulate Chinese coming from within.
“I am the god of another world, and you are the one who has been transported. In this harsh world, I will grant you the power to survive…”
Jingwen and Tenggong were utterly dumbfounded. "My Lord, are you sure you haven't got the country code wrong? We can't understand a word!"
Meanwhile, the uncle complained, "I'm getting beaten up right now, how can I hear you if you're speaking so softly!"
"Big brother, so you knew you were getting beaten up, huh? Then why are you so calm? You should at least act a little more serious."
"A generous gift of crabs! As expected of a deity, your language sounds so warm and welcoming. But, my lord... are you sure you've got the right server?"
Hearing the deity's fluent and clear Chinese, some audience members who understood Chinese were completely dumbfounded. Deity, you're wrong, you've really made a mistake!
That uncle is playing on the Japanese server, not the international server. You logged into the wrong server. He won't understand if you speak Chinese!
Just then, Jingwen quickly pulled out his phone: "Uncle, let me translate for you. Please rewind 30 seconds!"
[As his uncle rewound the timeline 30 seconds, Jingwen used a mobile app to translate what the deity had said.]
"Dear customers, welcome to Grandbahamar! I am the god of another world..."
Upon hearing this, Jingwen and Tenggong suddenly realized something was wrong: "The store's announcements? They sound like they're playing a pre-recorded message!"
"What the hell, customer... Dude, you're a god, not some convenience store cashier. Can't you at least have some class?!"
"This is unbearable. This tone sounds so numb. Could this deity also be a customer service representative? Has today's call volume target been met?"
Listening to the god's recording, which sounded like a department store sale, people from other worlds covered their faces in exasperation, not knowing where to even begin to complain.
The image of a god working part-time at a supermarket or convenience store automatically popped into my mind; the god's pretentious image was finally completely shattered.
Emiya Family's Meal World
Shirou watched this scene with a slight toothache: "You might not believe it, but the tone and lines of this deity... I often hear them during department store sales."
What kind of supermarket comments are these...?
Especially this phrase, "Dear customers, hello," is not just completely identical, it's practically the same!
If he didn't look at the screen, he would have thought he was actually shopping at a supermarket; it felt completely natural.
“Who says I don’t believe it?” Cú Chulainn’s lips twitched, his expression somewhat complicated. “After all, my family’s fish shop also used this loudspeaker to attract customers.”
It felt so familiar, it even gave him the feeling of going back to work in the shop! But, for a deity, wasn't that a bit beneath him?
“Colleague…” Rin Tohsaka murmured, then excitedly slammed her hand on the table, her face full of certainty: “This guy must be Aqua’s colleague!”
"Tohsaka-san, how can this be..." Shirou stopped abruptly halfway through his sentence: "You know what, it's actually possible."
This kind of abstract, absurd yet surprisingly down-to-earth feeling, and seemingly silly, is absolutely correct.
Another World Quartet World
"How dare you steal my business, Goddess?!" Aqua puffed out her cheeks in anger, rolled up her sleeves, and looked ready to fight.
"Do you guys even know where this guy works?!"
As a top performer in the reincarnation business in Japan, this act of poaching orders from another industry is simply outrageous.
Doesn't she, the goddess of water, have any dignity left?
"do not know."
Looking at Aqua, who had suddenly become like a mafia boss, Kazuma and the others exchanged bewildered glances... The point is, even if you knew, you might still be no match for her, so what's the point of keeping track?
With nowhere to vent her anger, Aqua could only let out a cold snort, completely unaware of the crux of the matter. "Hmph, I'll remember this grudge."
After Kazuma defeats the Demon King and returns to the Heavenly Realm, she also goes to steal "business" from the neighboring region.
At this moment, the uncle seemed to understand something, and murmured thoughtfully, "So the wish I made back then was my ability..."
This thrilled Jingwen, who had a strange, idealized view of other worlds, and he even started speculating about what wish his uncle would make next.
"I want the power to kill this trash. I want to make them despair and regret being born. Isn't that right?"
Hearing Jingwen's dark thoughts, Teng Gong's face turned pale with fright. He asked anxiously, "Jingwen, did something sad happen to you in high school?"
For example, a broken family or something?
"Young man, impressive facial expressions! But there's one problem: your thoughts are quite dangerous..."
"Goodness, if it were a normal shonen storyline, it might indeed unfold as you described, but if it's my uncle involved, well, it's very risky!"
Listening to Jingwen's villainous remarks, everyone shared the same thought as Teng Gong: Young man, is your childhood really okay?
But at the time, my uncle didn't think that much about it. Even though he was treated like an orc, all he wanted was to be able to communicate.
"As long as you understand the language... as long as you understand the language, you can communicate with each other..." (Read thrilling novels on Feilu Novel Network!)
The deity immediately declared that the wish was perfectly acceptable, requiring no report whatsoever: "Application approved, your wish granted."
[The deity then informed my uncle of some basic procedures, such as climbing to the top of Mount Dordo to obtain a minimum level of knowledge in the sacred site.]
Hearing this, Teng Gong finally understood what his uncle's special ability was: "So, my uncle's ability is... translation?"
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[How should I put it? It seems too weak!]
"That's such a naive and heartbreaking wish... Even when they're beaten up and covered in bruises, all they want is to be able to understand each other if we can speak the same language."
"So, after transmigrating, you gained the ability to translate, and all your powerful strength was earned through your own efforts? You're amazing!"
When they heard their uncle's simple wish, everyone was moved to tears. This guy was just too kind; he was even thinking about mutual understanding back then.
Chaldea, the world of Type-Moon
“This wish… is very versatile.” Leonardo da Vinci pondered for a moment, chin in hand: “The wish only says to understand languages, but doesn’t say which languages to understand.”
This can be considered a form of exploiting a bug, or even a conceptual skill that allows you to communicate with anything.
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