"However, the premise is that it must be used in the right place." Dr. Roman looked at Fujimaru Ritsuka: "Fujimaru-kun, if you had this ability, how would you use it?"
"Doctor, me??" Fujimaru Ritsuka pointed blankly at herself, then awkwardly tugged at the corner of her mouth: "I should be going to be a translator."
Being able to communicate in all languages makes her a natural-born translator; it would be a shame if she didn't become a translator.
“See?” Dr. Roman gestured to Leonardo da Vinci, “This is the consequence of using it in the wrong place.”
Fujimaru Ritsuka was speechless when she realized she was being used as a negative example. She sighed helplessly and said, "Doctor, next time you use me as an example, could you please tell me beforehand?"
Dr. Roman gave an awkward laugh: "Uh... I'll try my best."
"You really will do it again?" Fujimaru Ritsuka's eyes went black. When did the doctor become so cunning?
The moment the uncle mastered the otherworldly language, he shouted, "...I...I'm not a beastman!!"
These words also made the adventurer who intended to kill him stop his sword.
"Oh, I see." Jingwen looked at this scene and instantly understood: "That's how Uncle communicated."
“No.” Uncle pointed calmly to the image on the screen of himself, tied to a wooden stick and carried along: “They thought I was a rare orc who could speak human language, and they sold me off.”
“I sold three copper coins, and then…”
Hearing this, Jingwen had no intention of listening any further; he knew he needed to have a cup of coffee and calm down.
"Three copper coins... Although the price is a bit cheap, at least it has upgraded us from a subspecies of orc to a rare species."
"No, bro, your start in this other world is way too tragic, it's so depressing."
Seeing their uncle being treated like a wild boar and sold, the people from other worlds were somewhat distraught. With such a hellish start, most people would probably have deleted their accounts and started over long ago.
I finally got the cheat, but it was sold off like a rare item. And to make matters worse, it cost three copper coins.
Although I don't know what the prices are like in this other world, I can get a rough idea. At most, it's only enough to buy a steamed bun. It's absolutely devastating!
Chapter 1062 The Uncle Worth Three Copper Coins, a bugged translation ability!
After calming down with a cup of coffee, Jingwen and the others sat obediently back in their chairs and continued watching the memory images...
In fact, the adventurers who had carried their uncle away to sell him as a rare orc were also very dissatisfied with the price: "Only three copper coins? That's not even enough to cover our hard work carrying him all this way!"
The shopkeeper was equally rude, saying it was only worth the price, take it or leave it. What good was a talking rare orc? He was beaten half to death and completely useless.
"Damn it!" the adventurer cursed the shopkeeper under his breath, then pulled out a dirty brush. "By the way, I just picked up a brush. Is it worth anything?"
The shopkeeper took the brush and examined it repeatedly, looking somewhat disgusted: "It's filthy. I'll give you 120 copper coins!"
Seeing this incredibly heartbreaking scene, both Jingwen and Tenggong were completely devastated. Uncle, just how cheap are you?!
120 copper coins...
The crowd watching this scene twitched at the corners of their mouths. You might not believe it, but the rare commodity that Uncle had painstakingly carried back was only worth three copper coins, not even enough to cover the shipping costs.
A dirty brush picked up casually by the roadside could actually buy 40 uncles for 173 yuan!
This is no longer a question of whether it's cheap or not; it's so heavy that even if you gave it away for free, people would complain that it's too heavy. That's just too tragic!
Bless the World
"Now I know what purchasing power three copper coins have in another world..." Looking at the stark price comparison on the screen, Kazuma couldn't bear to look and covered his face with his hands.
Compared to this uncle's miserable start, my own start of moving bricks, burning ash, and living in a stable with Aqua doesn't seem so unacceptable.
Three copper coins? That's not even enough to buy sparkling wine in the Adventurers' Guild. You could probably drop it on the roadside and nobody would even pick it up!
For a moment, he didn't know whether he should criticize the boss for being a shrewd businessman.
Call him a shrewd merchant? He bought his uncle for three copper coins, which was ridiculously low. After all, he was a living person!
If you weren't a shrewd merchant, why would he spend 120 copper coins to buy a dirty brush he found on the roadside...
"Kazuma, kazuma!" Just as Kazuma was complaining in his heart, Aqua came over with a pair of clips in one hand and a sack in the other, her face full of excitement.
"Why should we be adventurers? It's dangerous, and we often lose money. Let's go scavenging instead!"
After seeing how valuable even a paintbrush picked up by the roadside was, Aqua had long forgotten about the gods stealing her business, and her eyes were now fixed on money.
"Great idea!" Kazuma smiled sincerely. "Why don't you go first, I'll go in a bit..."
"Oh, remember to come quickly!" Aqua, afraid that the money would be picked up, didn't care about anything else and dragged Megumin and the masochistic knight out in a flash.
"Mmm, definitely!" After seeing Aqua disappear, Kazuma casually lay back down on the sofa, eating Aqua's snacks.
Yeah, right!
As for why you often lose money, don't you really have any idea?
After being sold by the adventurers, his uncle was taken to a dungeon by the merchant. The dungeon was filled with listless magical beasts, and he was lucky enough to become one of them.
"You'll have to fast-forward through the next week!" Seeing this, the uncle reached out and started dragging the progress bar.
Jingwen was still a little puzzled by his uncle's sudden action: "Huh? Why?"
"Because it was so cheap, the shop owner completely forgot about me..." my uncle explained calmly, "If it hadn't rained on the third day and I hadn't drunk the leaking rainwater, I would have died."
"Brother, can you not recount such a terrifying ordeal in such a nonchalant tone? You almost starved to death in the dungeon!!"
"To have suffered such abuse and not become a villain is simply saintly; he's too kind."
Hearing about his uncle's harrowing experience, everyone was puzzled as to how this man had managed to survive so many years in another world. It was like starting from hell!
At this moment, both Jingwen and Tenggong noticed that their uncle, who had almost starved to death, was talking to himself while looking at the sliver of moonlight that was falling on him...
"A ray of light piercing the darkness, just like a Volt Impact, you know? That was the finishing move of Pulse Superman on the Sega 5..."
Seeing their uncle muttering to himself on screen, Jingwen and Tenggong's eyes instantly lost their sparkle. Had their uncle finally gone mad?
Seemingly sensing their thoughts, the uncle smiled and waved his hands repeatedly, saying, "Don't misunderstand, I was just trying to stay awake by talking to the moonlight."
"You can tell by looking at my expression, right? I was perfectly lucid at the time." The uncle said, pointing to himself in the picture.
His disheveled appearance was almost unbearable to look at; though his eyes were bloodshot, a light still shone through them; his chapped lips trembled incessantly as he muttered to himself.
"Yes, yes...yes."
"No...that's right."
Seeing their uncle so engrossed in his own crazy world, the two could only nod blankly in agreement.
"Can you redefine what it means to be lucid? With that expression, I'd believe you if you said I was crazy... I've lost all my senses!"
Seeing their uncle muttering to himself in the dungeon, everyone felt a pang of sadness and finally understood why their uncle loved Sega games so much.
He would have gone crazy long ago without it. He survived thanks to Sega, which has become his spiritual pillar.
Arakawa Under the Bridge World
Seeing this, Zhaobingmaima, who was eating dinner, was stunned. His chopsticks fell to the table with a clatter, and he was questioning his life.
"Is this really the expression one should have when they are sober?"
He was at a loss when it came to recruiting soldiers and buying horses, even though he had been mentally prepared to abandon common sense since he moved to this desolate riverside.
However, looking at the disheveled and seemingly deranged man before him, he couldn't see how he could possibly be lucid at all!
His mental state seems even more insane than those neighbors on the Arakawa River who are burdened with strange destinies...
Thinking of this, Zhaobingmaimai slowly reached out his hand, trembling as he pressed it against his chest. Why did it feel like he'd just watched a depressing movie? So depressing...
"The protagonist's ultimate move, Volt Impact, is so cool! It turns his body into an invincible, glowing entity."
The uncle, now numb, stared at the sliver of moonlight, still muttering to himself, "Yes, just like such a beautiful and powerful, invincible beam of light."
"Huh? You're thanking me? I just expressed my thoughts. Since coming into this world, you're the most beautiful person I've ever seen..."
Suddenly, the uncle, who had been talking to himself, realized something was wrong and frantically asked who he had just been talking to!
"Light Fairy, Kiraid? Chanting? Ancient language?"
Guided by the light spirit, the uncle staggered toward the descending sliver of moonlight, then placed his hand directly on it.
"Kiraidru Kydni Orlan Lightsword Manifest!" With the incantation, moonlight was forcibly ripped off and transformed into a lightsaber.
"You are the most beautiful I have ever seen... Goodness, this ability to communicate can be used in such a way. I won over the light elf without even realizing it."
"Who said this translation skill is weak? This translation skill is amazing! He grasped the last glimmer of hope in despair, so cool, Uncle!"
Seeing the lightsaber in his uncle's hand, everyone watching the video got goosebumps. Tell me, what man could resist a lightsaber?
If so, how about adding another field of rapeseed flowers?
Moreover, in a sense, this can be considered an enlightenment in Longchang. After being depressed for so long, he can finally say goodbye to this miserable life!
Magical Girl Illya World
"Yosh, just charge out like that, and then, hmph hmph hmph..." Watching this scene, the Magic Ruby deliberately lowered its voice, uttering a whisper that sounded like a demon.
"Take revenge tenfold for all the harm you suffered before, and begin your sinful life as the Great Demon King! Hahaha!!"
“Ruby…” Ilya quickly pulled off the magical ruby that had been adding to her drama: “You’re going too far.”
“Extreme?” Magic Ruby shook her head innocently, then looked at Rin Tohsaka: “Isn’t this just what a normal person would think? Don’t you think so, young lady?”
"Uh... well." Rin Tohsaka looked away awkwardly when suddenly asked the question; she had indeed thought about it.
But how could she possibly admit it under the innocent eyes of those two elementary school students? What if she led them astray?
"Ahem." Seemingly noticing Rin Tohsaka's embarrassment, Miyu coughed twice and changed the subject: "This ability to communicate with all things seems pretty amazing."
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