[With a bloodcurdling scream like a pig being slaughtered, his body flew uncontrollably backward, tumbling several times on the ground before losing consciousness completely.]
"Wow, that powerful uppercut is absolutely world-class! It's a waste of such talent if he doesn't participate in boxing matches."
"Goodness, what kind of weird play is this, going to be so fancy? It's giving me goosebumps."
"Hahaha, you've fallen for my trick, elf! This is my escape route... Hmm? Wait a minute? Didn't we just hear a rather ominous cracking sound?"
Watching their uncle fly backwards, everyone felt a strong sense of déjà vu. From the way he flew backwards to his screams, it really reminded them of someone they had lost...
Gintama World
Hearing the sound of bones cracking, Shinpachi's forehead began to bead with sweat, and he felt a chill run down his spine: "Speaking of which, did my skull crack too?"
While Silver Tower Mom has done her fair share of paying homage and using internet memes—after all, it's all about social niceties—but…
A famous scene recreation doesn't have to include DIO's iconic heart-shaped skull, does it? Is it really necessary to go to such lengths?
"What nonsense are you talking about? It's definitely cracked, Shinpachi!"
Gintoki calmly picked his nose, casually turning his gaze away: "I have to say, the accuracy of this recreation is really high!"
Even the voices are so similar, it's just a pity that there's a slight flaw, it's just missing a close-up of the heart-shaped skull shattering, otherwise it would be perfect!
"No, no, no, this isn't just about accuracy anymore! Gintoki!" Shinpachi, sweating profusely, pointed at the screen and roared in frustration, "The protagonist is about to die!"
"Calm down, Shinpachi." Gintoki glared at Shinpachi with exasperation: "It's just a broken skull, nothing more than a fatal injury."
Even though that idiot's skull was cracked in two and fragments were falling off, he was still alive and kicking.
"You actually believe that? What are you thinking? Are you an idiot, Bai..." The elven girl started to scold him angrily, but then realized that her uncle didn't seem to react.
He immediately ran over, revealing a rather "wise" look in his eyes, squatted down, and poked his uncle.
Upon discovering that the other person was completely unresponsive, appearing as peaceful as if dead, he hurriedly pulled out a bandage, wrapped it around his uncle's head, and then slipped away.
Seeing this, the uncle couldn't help but complain to Jingwen about the elf girl's behavior: "How about that? Pretty outrageous, right?"
"This guy even borrowed things and didn't return them, he's so greedy. In the end, no one wanted the hoodie back, but she gave me this shirt..."
After turning off the screen, the uncle, while complaining about the other person's unethical behavior, pulled out a green gauze dress that the elven girl had once worn from his storage space.
"It's like she's handling a crime scene... and she's quite efficient at it, you can tell she's done a lot of work."
"Borrowing things and not returning them" and "So greedy"—what kind of corporate-level understanding is this? I don't even know where to begin criticizing it.
Too much?
It is indeed quite unreasonable to borrow something and not return it.
Seeing this absurd scene, everyone was momentarily unable to tell who had gone too far. The focus wasn't even on the details, Uncle!
Detective Conan World
Watching the sprite-like girl slip away after cleaning up the crime scene, Conan rolled his eyes speechlessly: "Don't forget to wipe away the fingerprints, and oh, and remember to make an alibi while you're at it..."
The power of that punch was so great that he almost thought he saw Xiaolan; it might have even dented a telephone pole.
The man who took that blow head-on made people wonder if he had been dead for a while.
Upon hearing this, Dr. Agasa took out a handkerchief and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, saying with great embarrassment, "Before dealing with the fingerprints, I think we should try to save him first, Shinichi."
Conan paused, then gave an awkward yet polite smile: "Sorry, it's a habit."
Having seen countless corpses in Beika Town, it was quite a surprise to find someone still alive... He almost went through the motions of kneeling, crying, and repenting.
The uncle, holding the clothes the elven girl had given him, couldn't help but complain, "I can't wear this kind of light, airy dress."
“If I know a female acquaintance, that would be fine…” Jingwen had barely finished speaking when the two of them suddenly realized that there really might be someone they could wear.
"So..." Teng Gong, her face full of shame, walked out of the room wearing a light green gauze dress: "Why did you make me wear this kind of dress?!"
"Hehe, she often wears dresses like that, it's really..." The uncle pictured the elfin girl in his mind, paused for a moment, and then smiled helplessly.
[I never imagined he'd ever feel nostalgic for another world.]
"Then I'll try them on too."
"No, no, no, it can't be that bad, it really can't be that bad! Brother! That thing isn't for men to wear. If you wear it, we'll go blind."
"Goodness, this brain made of reinforced concrete has actually had an epiphany. Is it going to grow a brain? I mean, a love-struck brain."
Watching their uncle teetering on the edge of enlightenment, the people from other worlds were also greatly shocked, as shocked as if Aqua's intelligence had suddenly become comparable to that of a normal person.
Just thinking about it makes it clear that it's completely impossible! It's practically a miracle!
[The scene shifts to July. Thanks to a recent increase in income, the uncle splurged on a new Sega Genesis 5 game console.]
[And his uncle even boasted to Jingwen about the benefits the game brought: "The experience from playing these games has also come in handy in another world."]
[As he spoke, he once again projected memories, scenes that occurred when a village was attacked by a goblin army...]
"Back then, I teamed up with other adventurer parties and repelled those goblins!"
Hearing about this enticing experience, Jingwen looked at the screen with anticipation, then fell silent: "A joint effort??"
Because it was from a first-person perspective, Jingwen only saw that his uncle seemed to be surrounded by a group of adventurers, calmly dealing with their attacks while holding a dagger.
As for goblins or anything like that, I didn't see any!
"Wait, bro? You call this joining forces?!?!"
Seeing this scene, everyone from other worlds was speechless. Before teaching your nephew his strange gaming experience, you should first think about how to straighten out his brain!
When will you realize that you're the goblin being hunted down, Uncle...?
Another World Quartet World
Looking at his uncle skillfully dealing with the attacks, Kazuma's expression was somewhat complicated: "Speaking of which, doesn't this scene seem a little familiar?"
When we entered the village before, it seemed like we fought for half an hour just as leisurely. How come you're fighting wherever you go along the way?! (Read super exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
Subaru Natsuki covered his face with his hands: "I was mistaken for an orc before, and this time I'm mistaken for a goblin. Does that sound familiar?"
This is hardly a team effort to defeat a goblin army.
No matter which angle you look at it from, this scene looks like a team of adventurers is coming to beat you up, Uncle!
"I've said it many times, but I still want to say it one more time." Kazuma sighed with a look of melancholy, "How miserable must this guy's life be in another world?!"
The start was already hellish enough, but now I realize that hell isn't just about the start.
"Oh, not here, we need to go a little further." Noticing Jingwen's shock, the uncle calmly dragged the progress bar.
"No...don't come any closer..." The girl in the priest's robes slumped to the ground, staff in hand, watching her uncle approach in terror.
"Damn it, monster goblin!!"
"Alicia, run!!"
The surrounding adventurers were filled with resentment at their powerlessness; so many of them couldn't defeat a single goblin, and could only watch helplessly as it approached the girl.
Seeing the atmosphere growing increasingly strange, the uncle stopped and reached out his hand to the girl, explaining, "I'm not a goblin."
After calming down a bit, the girl remembered that she seemed to have seen this person before: "You're the one from the Winter Solstice Festival..."
"Yes, I think I was surrounded as soon as I entered the village." My uncle nodded calmly. "You were there too."
Alicia looked a little embarrassed: "Yes, but you scolded me."
"Goodness, that really felt like Goblin Slayer. Thank goodness it was my uncle who came, otherwise it would have veered into a dark plot."
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"No, brother, you really do have to have a friendly exchange every time you arrive in a town. No wonder you're so strong. If you had any weaknesses, you would have died long ago."
Seeing their uncle take on the entire town single-handedly yet again, the people from other worlds twitched at the corners of their mouths, their faces full of black lines. So, the goblin being hunted really is you!
He was mistaken for an orc before, and now he's mistaken for a goblin. After being scolded by his uncle, he still managed to make the mistake.
Just how abstract must my uncle's appearance be in the eyes of people from another world?!
Chapter 1070 Absolutely No Monster-Slaying Techniques! The Stubborn Uncle!
Magical Girl Illya World
Seeing her uncle's miserable plight, Ilya's smile froze on her lips. She didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and then she sighed deeply.
"Don't you really want to consider using magic to change your face? Trying to win people over with virtue every day isn't a solution, uncle!"
In each town, he had to give everyone a good thrashing before he could explain that he wasn't an orc.
This way of getting into the city is just too hardcore!
"No, with this kind of experience, an ordinary person would have turned evil ten times over, yet he didn't become a demon king?"
Even Magic Ruby was starting to doubt her own existence, her tone becoming somewhat incredulous: "This guy, could he be related to Naruto Uzumaki? He's such a saint!"
No wonder he can use the golden chains from time to time; he's from the Uzumaki clan! He's in the wrong world; Konoha Village isn't here.
Rin Tohsaka rolled her eyes speechlessly upon hearing this, then pointed at the screen with a strange tone: "Even if he's not the Demon King, he's still being treated as a monster and hunted down every day."
Compared to Kazuma and others, although her uncle lacked emotional intelligence, he was still the most normal reincarnated person she had met so far.
But... unfortunately, this time the reincarnated person is normal, but it's the other world's turn to be abnormal!!
After the misunderstanding was cleared up, Alicia asked her two companions if she could team up with her uncle, but they strongly objected.
"What? Join forces? Idiot, that guy looks like he's on the goblin side."
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