"Even if they aren't orcs, they're probably creatures extremely similar to monsters!"

They accepted the village's request to defend against a large goblin attack, but their combined fighting strength as three people might be too much of a burden.

So Alicia tried to contact her uncle again, sending out a request: "Could you please help us? The reward is..."

Before he could finish speaking, his uncle immediately agreed, and so, on the only road leading to the village, they finally saw the goblin army advancing towards it.

[A strange creature, approximately 1.2 to 1.5 meters tall, with a sickly dark green complexion, wielding a wooden stick and a torch...]

"Hey you two adventurer brothers, come out here for a second. I promise I won't kill you. What the hell is this thing that looks like a goblin?"

Looking at that goblin-like appearance that couldn't be more perfect, everyone's lips twitched with a black line on their face. It really did fit their stereotype of goblins.

So… bro, is there something wrong with your eyes? Or is there something wrong with your brain's central processing unit?! Where did you guys get the idea that Uncle looks like a goblin?!

Labyrinth Diner World

"That guy looks like he's from the goblin side... wait, what are you guys thinking?!"

Looking at the goblin army in front of her, Marcusil's eyes instantly turned into round, beady eyes. She tilted her head slightly to one side and pointed blankly at the screen.

"Do they... have some misunderstanding about this word???"

Saying they look like orcs is somewhat understandable, but saying they look like goblins is completely incomprehensible!

Putting aside the goblin's abstract appearance and eerie dark green skin, what about its height? Surely something's off about its height...

Goblins are full of distinctive features, but none of them match their uncle at all.

Marcus, utterly baffled by that worldview, sighed wearily, "It's me and the elf lady who look so beautiful that we're the ones who look alike!"

Zilchak silently added insult to injury: "To be precise, what you did was 'smuggling in your own agenda'..."

Although he, as a halfling, didn't understand the thought processes of the other world, he did understand Marcusil.

"Goblins, those treacherous and cunning monsters, this is troublesome." Leos, whose mind was filled with thoughts of monsters, had even begun to think of countermeasures.

However, his pensive look startled Chilchak and Marusir, who were still bickering: "Get rid of all those thoughts in your head! You said you don't eat humanoid monsters!!"

"Eh? But I didn't..."

"quick--!!"

Leos, who had inexplicably been burdened with a huge responsibilities, suddenly felt that he could understand his uncle's feelings... Prejudice in people's hearts is indeed a mountain, and stereotypes can kill people.

Faced with the horde of goblins advancing towards the village, the trio broke out in a cold sweat: "The villagers didn't say there were this many!"

The uncle's expression remained unchanged: "It's alright, I've handled this kind of situation many times! Leave it to me."

He's already come up with a brilliant idea. A mere few hundred goblins? Watch him wipe them out in one strike!

After saying that, the uncle paced back and forth in front of them, making all sorts of strange gestures, to their astonishment: "Hey, come straight here, come straight, don't go around in circles!"

(A common monster-killing technique in games: taunt the monster to lure it, then let it fall off the cliff on its own. It's a simple and straightforward trick.)

Then... my uncle was punched and kicked by a group of angry goblins, which had no effect whatsoever.

"Um, Uncle... games are games, and reality is reality. It's fine to learn profound truths from games, but there's really no need to learn this kind of bug-exploiting method."

Watching their uncle's incredible skill, everyone was stunned, momentarily speechless, unsure where to even begin to criticize. They shouldn't have had any expectations in the first place...

Azure Sea World

"Damn programmers!" Kohei slammed his fist into the ground, filled with endless frustration and resentment. "Why did they design such an excellent pathfinding mechanism!"

"No, no, no." Seeing Kohei's crazy behavior, Ai Lai waved her hands repeatedly: "To be honest, it's quite impressive that you can blame this on the programmer."

That's another world, not a game. Why blame the programmers if you can't exploit a bug?

Intelligent beings aren't programs, and goblins aren't stupid either. If they see a cliff, why don't they go around it?

"Wait, let's put that aside for now." Looking at her uncle being ganged up on, a glint of wisdom flashed in Iori's eyes: "At least he used the taunt skill to pull monsters quite well."

"Hmm? I really underestimated you, Kitahara! I didn't expect you to have such insights." Kohei looked at Iori with great surprise.

"Indeed, if we just unleash another powerful attack at this point, we can wipe out the entire goblin horde!"

This physical taunting method is truly simple and brutal, much better than any bug-based cliff-falling trick.

"Don't worry! Although I don't know why they didn't fall," the uncle quickly offered an explanation before Jingwen could ask, "I still have a way."

"In the game *Battle Axe*, there's a downward thrust attack that can only be used after a dash followed by a high jump. It deals high damage, but it's very difficult to land."

[As he spoke, the uncle in the scene leaped high into the air to the accompaniment of rousing background music, and to the astonishment of the crowd, slammed his sword heavily into the ground.]

[Then...nothing happened. The uncle, refusing to believe in superstition, repeated the process several more times, but he couldn't even harm a single goblin.]

Jingwen looked at his uncle speechlessly: "It didn't even hit the target."

"Yes, after all, this move is very difficult to land."

[Until his uncle was exhausted and panting, he finally gave up on "Battle Axe," and in a fit of rage, chopped down the mountain, burying the goblins beneath.]

"That's it! I used the techniques I honed in 'Battle Axe' to repel the goblin army." (Read thrilling novels on Feilu Novel Network!)

"The Techniques You're Talking About... Haha, if you can't handle it, you can't handle it. It has absolutely nothing to do with the two techniques you mentioned!"

"Hahaha, that's hilarious! This is clearly a case of getting angry and using a special move to clear the screen. Battle Axe didn't teach you that trick."

Seeing this, everyone almost died laughing. It was clearly a case of trying to show off a cool combo but failing, and then getting angry and unleashing a powerful attack to instantly kill the mobs.

This is ridiculous! It's full of unnecessary steps, and it's clearly just about brute force. It's all about numbers, with absolutely no skill involved!

However, the uncle's actions, though seemingly ruthless and resulting in a 0-0-0 score, were still quite effective.

At least... he proved that the downward thrust is indeed very difficult to land!

"Who are you kidding?!" Jingwen couldn't hold back any longer and started ranting to his uncle, "I learned some moves from 'Battle Axe,' but none of them are useful. They've actually made me look bad."

The uncle, sweating profusely, pretended not to hear Jingwen's complaint and forced an explanation: "You saw it too, didn't you? Sega games are good for your life."

Listening to his uncle's stubborn explanation, Jingwen launched into another tirade: "Stop praising Sega so forcefully; forced hype is just a form of belittling."

"Haha, forcing an explanation is the most fatal; his mouth is even harder than the Sega game console he bought."

"Beneficial to life? Sorry, I really don't see it. From your experience just now, all I see is that it's completely useless."

Seeing their uncle stubbornly insisting on his actions, everyone was both amused and exasperated. Even against such headwinds, he was still struggling? Even fanatics weren't this devout.

This time, you should listen to your nephew. Forced praise is tantamount to denigration; that's an unchanging truth!

Chapter 1071 Sonic the Hedgehog... Uh, who are you? A massive online dating meet-up.

"Are you really only taking a quarter of the reward?" After successfully stopping the goblin invasion, the uncle followed the adventure team back to the village to collect their reward.

Seeing Alicia's question, her uncle nodded seriously and said, "I don't want to take too much and get ganged up on again."

The adventure team was instantly amused by this, lowered their guard, and started chatting and laughing with their uncle, their arms around each other's shoulders – the atmosphere was quite harmonious.

[Surrounded by this atmosphere, even my uncle showed a rare smile...]

Seeing this, Jingwen felt deeply moved. Uncle, you've finally found companions in another world!

"My intuition tells me that it's impossible, absolutely impossible! There would never be such a heartwarming scene in that brain-dead other world."

"Uncle, don't you know the real reason you were ganged up on?! No matter how much you take, it's not enough to make your face so hated."

Seeing this heartwarming scene, the people watching the video suddenly felt that the other world wasn't so hellish after all. This was the right way to experience another world!

Another World Quartet World

Seeing this, the demon's eyes were filled with doubt and wariness. He raised his hand and touched his chin, muttering, "I feel like something's not quite right here."

This scene...it seems so familiar to him...

My mind raced through memories of the past, trying to recall when I last had this feeling, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it.

"Is there something wrong with this?" Subaru Natsuki's face was full of confusion: "Isn't this how normal shonen storylines usually unfold?"

Friendship, partnership, passion!

After clearing up the misunderstanding, he joins the adventure team and embarks on a thrilling and exciting adventure. That makes perfect sense; it's just like the comic books he's read before, perfectly matching his impression.

"Subaru, that's how the typical shonen story unfolds, but just look at us..."

Tanya, standing on the table with her arms crossed, glanced at the group with mixed feelings: "When have we, a group of reincarnated beings from another world, ever been normal?"

"..." After recalling their experiences, Subaru Natsuki was speechless. It was indeed as Tanya had said.

They all start off in depressing ways, and don't even think about the classic shonen storyline!

"Oh right, I remember now." Kazuma, who was deep in thought, slowly raised his head and sighed with a touch of melancholy, "I felt the same way when Megumin first joined the team!"

No wonder it felt so familiar; it was that feeling of hope about to be shattered...

Just as Jingwen was filled with anticipation, Alicia suddenly whispered to her uncle, "The barrier sealing the city, you were the one who re-established it, weren't you?"

She was also in a hotel in that city at the time and happened to witness everything...

Upon hearing this, the uncle revealed a terrifying smile that only appeared when he was nervous, and asked uneasily, "Did you see it? Did you tell anyone else?"

"Even if I told you, no one would believe me," the girl said somewhat shyly to her uncle. "Your appearance... to be honest, is a little scary."

"But you're just like a legendary hero..."

Before the girl could finish speaking, her uncle erased her memory, and then, to the astonishment of the remaining two, he erased their memories as well.

"This adventurer is clearly powerful, but he's overly cautious... You're being way too conservative, give me a break!"

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