"Alas, poor girl, the legendary hero you spoke of erased your memories. As for the reason... of course, it's because you knew too much."

Seeing their uncle's bizarre move that seemed destined to leave them single, everyone's smiles froze instantly. Wait, bro, what are you doing?!

Weren't you just walking arm in arm, chatting and laughing? How could you do that in that atmosphere?!

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"That's the feeling—!!" Ristarte, the goddess of facial expressions, pointed at the screen in a frantic manner, her face contorted in a grimace: "This feeling of being overly cautious!!"

This breathtaking maneuver is exactly like that of the obsessive-compulsive hero.

She still doesn't understand where things went wrong. Why are all the reincarnated people from another world so abstract in personality...?

Ryuguuin Seiya glanced at the useless goddess with an expressionless face, his disdain clearly visible: "Idiot, what's so careful about this?"

"Isn't this cautious enough?! Do you want to..." Lisda's face turned deathly pale instantly, and she raised her hand to her neck as if to slit her throat.

"No, no, no, killing someone to cover it up is being far too cautious!"

Seeing Ristarte covering her face with her hands, her expression filled with terror as she imagined a whole drama unfolding before her eyes, Ryuguuin Seiya tapped her on the head without changing his expression.

"Idiot, it's not necessary to kill him to cover it up. What I mean is that we should cast the memory erasure spell several more times to be on the safe side."

"..." Lisda raised her hand and rubbed the big bump on her head, her feelings were incredibly complicated.

Repeating the memory-erasing spell multiple times? You might as well just kill them to silence them.

Jingwen thought that this group of adventurers whose memories had been erased would have no further contact with his uncle, but he heard a different answer from his uncle.

"I encountered them again later, and the third time I met them, I suddenly found myself able to talk to the monsters."

[The scene shifts, and this time they arrive at a plain. It's the same familiar beginning: the adventure team, having forgotten their memories, launches a fierce attack on the uncle...]

[Unsurprisingly, the adventure team was once again utterly defeated by their uncle.] (Read thrilling novels at Feilu Novels!)

"You...who are you? During the winter solstice festival, all the villagers attacked you, but you beat them all to a pulp."

"It's me, I'm not an orc."

After clearing up the misunderstanding, the adventure team once again engaged in a series of familiar self-introductions.

"Damn it, is this an illusion? The familiar scene, the familiar feeling, the same formula—three times already, a full three times!"

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"They're stand-ins! It must be the Gold Experience Requiem causing this, preventing them from completing their self-introductions authentically."

Watching the trio walk away and introduce themselves again, everyone was completely speechless. They say life is like the first time you meet someone, but you can't have the first time every time!

When erasing memories, can you not erase them so completely? At least leave some basic impression.

I have to play it every time to get to know it again; it's really bizarre.

"My name is Kuroki Tenmo (the leader of Alien Warriors level 17)," the uncle introduced himself without batting an eye, then casually asked, "What are you doing here?"

“That’s how it is…” Alicia pointed to the dilapidated shrine not far away: “It’s become the lair of monsters. We accepted a mission to subdue them, but we can’t defeat them.”

"That kind of monster is called a Assassin Beast. You know what a hedgehog is?! That monster is about as tall as a person."

"That, that's Sony..." Upon hearing this, the uncle instantly thought of his first love, Sonic, and visibly became excited.

[Especially when he learned that the group had come to eliminate it, the uncle's expression turned serious: "How can we eliminate it?!"]

"Why do monsters attack people? If we understood the reason, perhaps there would be no need to fight!"

"No, no, no, Mr. Dark Demon, I'm absolutely certain that it's definitely not Sonic the Hedgehog. Don't even think about it!!"

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"I have to say, he really loves Alien Warriors. Several of his pseudonyms, including his lover, were characters he picked out from the series."

Seeing Mr. Kuroki Tenma's excitement, everyone rolled their eyes speechlessly. You weren't saying that when you were fighting goblins.

They didn't even bother to ask a question, they just buried them with mountains. Why don't you speak up for goblins?

"Are you stupid? That monster has already hurt someone, how could there be any time left..." The adventurer team was completely baffled by their uncle's thinking.

Just then, the Assassin Beast suddenly appeared behind Uncle, who turned around expectantly: "Sonic..."

[Hope was instantly shattered. This hedgehog wasn't anime-like at all; it looked exactly like a real-world hedgehog, only ridiculously large.]

Looking at the giant hedgehog in front of him, the uncle's face instantly fell: "Who are you?"

"Hahaha, who else could it be? Isn't this Sonic the Hedgehog that you've been longing for? Look, how doesn't he look like a hedgehog at all?"

"A massive online dating meet-up scene unfolded. At this moment, an uncle lost his dream—he really is a hedgehog as tall as a person!"

Seeing their uncle's sullen face, everyone's smiles were even harder to suppress than AK's. How to put it, although this hedgehog wasn't what their uncle had imagined, it still looked rather cute.

And the girl's description wasn't wrong, she was as tall as a person, but... she didn't say the length, it was just your imagination!

Tell me, isn't this a hedgehog?

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Looking at the giant hedgehog in the picture, the uncle couldn't help but complain to Jingwen, "Look, the hedgehogs in this other world are completely different from those on Earth!"

"It's not blue, and it runs very slowly, and it can't walk upright..."

Jingwen stared silently at the hedgehog image he had found through Google search, momentarily lost in thought: "Isn't this... the same?"

"No, no, no, Uncle, is it possible that hedgehogs on Earth also look like this? Apart from the size, they seem to be no different."

Seeing their uncle still complaining, everyone was both amused and exasperated. Did this guy really think that all hedgehogs on Earth were blue and could walk upright?

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"How could a hedgehog on Earth be blue and walk upright? You need to get your game and reality straight, sir!"

Kohei's face was full of disappointment. There was no doubt that this uncle was so out of touch with society that he could no longer distinguish between games and reality.

"Exactly! It's impossible, isn't it? Can't you use your common sense, sir?" Iori guiltily put down his phone, which still had a search history for hedgehogs on it.

"One, four, three," how could such a strange creature exist in reality? I almost believed his nonsense!

"Oh dear, there's really no way to deal with that old man." Kohei shook his head helplessly. "I'm not bragging, but I have seen blue cats that walk upright before."

After saying that, he raised the corners of his mouth with a hint of pride and even raised an eyebrow at everyone, with a touch of showing off.

"..." Ai Lai paused for a moment, then tentatively asked Kohei, "You're not talking about that cat that loves dorayaki and wears a bell around its neck, are you?"

Kohei was also somewhat surprised to hear this: "Huh? You've seen it too? The one with the pocket on its stomach."

"Isn't that a kangaroo? How did it turn into a cat?" Iori took a step back in disbelief, then picked up her phone again in shock to search: "No way, there really is one?!"

“I have seen them, but…” Although she had already guessed, seeing the expressions on their faces, Ai Lai couldn’t help but cover her face with her hands, and her heart finally died.

"You're the ones who need to figure out the difference between this and reality!!!"

Looking at the hedgehog, so different from what he had imagined, the disillusioned uncle decided to try again: "Monster, why are you attacking humans?"

"Did humans force you to leave your habitat? Were you protecting your children? Were your family members killed by humans? Answer me."

"I...I...I don't want to kill you."

Perhaps because his uncle's wish was so sincere, after a genuine outpouring of emotion, he actually managed to understand the hedgehog's language.

"Human flesh is hard to eat, but it's very interesting to see humans struggle after being stabbed!"

"It's delightful to hear the cries of humans before they die; feel free to kill them in agony!"

Without hesitation, the uncle unleashed the Flame Phoenix Annihilation spell on the hedgehog. As flames rose, the monster was instantly engulfed in the inferno.

"Goodness, does this mean the negotiations broke down? What was originally a complicated issue has suddenly become much simpler, and the problem has been solved directly."

"Goodness, saying the cruelest thing in a cute voice, which translates to, 'Human suffering is my greatest pleasure, so who else but you will die!'"

Hearing the hedgehog's words, everyone's faces darkened, and their lips twitched. This other world really is hell! This isn't magical beasts; it's clearly "birth"!

Just then, Teng Gong's phone rang from the side. Jing Wen then realized that Teng Gong hadn't brought his phone with him, and immediately became very nervous.

"Teng Gong left her phone here, we need to take it to her right away!!"

The uncle looked puzzled: "Huh? She can just come and pick it up herself tomorrow."

[It's just a cell phone, not a necessity. It shouldn't be that we're this anxious, right? My uncle, out of touch with the times, doesn't understand what this means.]

Jingwen hurriedly explained, "For modern people, going out without a cell phone is like playing a game without a controller!!"

"That's bad!! We have to go!" Hearing this, the uncle immediately tensed up and used flight magic to take Jingwen out to find Tenggong.

"Haha, you understand your uncle. This incredibly vivid metaphor can be summed up in just four words...easy to understand!"

"This analogy is too apt. For modern people, not having a mobile phone is indeed as terrible as not having a game controller when playing games."

Even the crowd couldn't help but admire the brilliance of Jingwen's metaphor. It truly lived up to the name of his uncle's wondrous adventure, and his ingenious metaphor was an essential element to appreciate!

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"Hey, there's really no need to be in such a rush." ​​Yoshii Akihisa looked at the two taking off with a puzzled expression: "If Ms. Fujimiya didn't bring her phone, you could just call her and ask her to come back and get it!"

"You didn't even think of such a simple method? Are you an idiot, Uncle?"

Times have changed, uncle! Modern people don't use such primitive methods anymore.

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