"I understand!" Shirou swallowed silently, he roughly knew what the fairy was thinking.

"It's nothing, Iancer." Saber frowned in displeasure. "I have no objection."

“You definitely don’t have any objections…” Cú Chulainn turned around stiffly, complaining with a hint of annoyance, “The problem is, does it matter what color your sword is painted? You still can’t see it!”

Even if you paint the Ex Curry Stick a multicolored black, with the Wind King's Barrier around it, it's still not transparent.

[Compared to the elven girl's grief, her uncle showed no interest whatsoever, instead curiously inquiring about Edgar and Lyca's plans for their spiritual practice.]

“Of course, it’s about practicing moves!” Edgar then explained to his uncle the differences between their warrior and mage classes.

Mages rely on the power of spirits and gods in combat, while warrior-type classes can only hone their bodies and master their techniques!

"A killer move..." Uncle eagerly assumed the starting stance for the Kamehameha: "I want to see it!"

[Unaware of Mingli's presence, Leica stood beside him, grinning foolishly as she imitated him.]

"Let's forget it, it'll only cause trouble for the hotel."

Out of curiosity about the Kamehameha, the uncle earnestly pleaded with Edgar, "Could you please make an exception?"

"What are you talking about?" Just then, Alicia peeked out curiously.

Then his uncle held him down and used a spell he knew all too well: "Ijuras Ellan..."

"Haha, you've come at the perfect time! A live demonstration is nowhere near as fast as watching TV! Don't you agree, TV Princess Alicia!"

"Good heavens, isn't that the starting stance of the Kamehameha? Let's go find the silver-haired, naturally curly-haired guy next door; he practices it all the time!"

Seeing this scene, the people from other worlds felt somewhat melancholy. Apart from themselves, this magic was probably used most often on this naturally naive hero.

Everyone even suggested that Alicia should abandon the hopeless profession of hero and instead adapt to the times and become a TV hostess or something, which wouldn't be bad...

Gintama World

"That's completely wrong—!!"

Seeing Leica's rather lackluster imitation, the silver-haired man with naturally curly hair was even more disappointed.

He then stood up and assumed a standard stance, intending to demonstrate to these laymen what real Kamehameha is.

"This move should be Ha-me-ha-me-ha!!"

"Haa haa... Ha!!!" Kagura had changed into her enlightenment outfit at some point and practiced it once: "Oh oh oh, instructor, I feel like I'm about to be released."

"No, no." Gintoki frowned and corrected him, "That's not how it works at all. Master Roshi said that the key to this move is momentum, momentum!"

"You have to shout out the last 'Ha' sound. Do it again with me, Ha—mee—ha mee..."

"Ha!!" Shinpachi roared, kicking Gintoki flying. Veins bulged on his forehead as he cursed, "Stop it, you idiots!"

Can you unleash a Kamehameha by emphasizing interjections? Don't underestimate the ultimate technique that Master Roshi honed his entire life, you bastard!

Chapter 1102 The Ancient Magical Artifact's Lifelong Nemesis... The Clothes Rack!

"Ouch, ouch, ouch! What are you doing, Shinpachi!" Gintoki rubbed his head and stood up, complaining softly.

"A move as cool as 'Ha meha meha' would make anyone secretly practice it in private."

If you don't practice diligently, Master Roshi will get angry, and you'll be kicked out of the main cast, ending up with the same treatment as Yamcha.

"Is your brain still stuck in elementary school, you old man?" Shinpachi's face darkened and his lips twitched. "You're way past the age of being a chuunibyou (middle school syndrome)."

"Oh, instructor! I think I've figured it out!" Just then, Kagura, who had been practicing repeatedly, beamed with excitement: "It feels like something in my butt wants to come out."

"Really?!" Gintoki excitedly re-established his stance, ready to roar with great momentum, but then suddenly realized something was wrong.

"Speaking of which, isn't something a little off? Where did the 'Ha meha baa baa' come from?"

You can project your hand, your foot, even your mouth, and even the joystick in front can project something, but as for the butt...

"It's obviously impossible!" Shinpachi's forehead creased with a tic-tac-toe expression as he loudly complained, "The only thing that could come out of there is—"

After Alicia's memories of "327" were projected, Edgar and Lyca's practice of their special moves gave the uncle the excitement of watching a fighting game.

At the same time, the elf girl, who had just recovered from her period of self-isolation, curiously came over: "What are you looking at...?"

Before she could finish speaking, her gaze was fixed firmly on the image in her memory, or more precisely, on a clothesline within it.

"Wait, this scabbard..."

“You mean this?” Lyca explained casually, “I saw it lying there, so I picked it up and used it as a clothesline. After all, you can’t use a sword just because it has a scabbard.”

"Outsiders are terrifying." The elven girl was about to curse when she angrily donned her armor, intending to retrieve the ancient magical artifact.

However, before leaving, the elven girl came to Alicia and solemnly warned her, "You must not let him bewitch you..."

After saying that, she gave her uncle a meaningful glance, then turned and left without looking back—well, she ran.

"No, you finished your whole hot-blooded transformation routine, but you ended up running? That's the consequence of not changing the oil on your flying props regularly."

"Using ancient magical tools as clotheslines... in front of the archaeologist elf lady, it's like using the Sword of Goujian, King of Yue, to open a can of food—it's even more unpleasant to watch!"

Seeing this, people from other worlds felt a bit of annoyance. Isn't this just the same clothes rack as in the Konosuba world? Are all the artifacts from other worlds going to be related to clothes racks?

Only now do I realize that the greatest enemy of this otherworldly artifact isn't some demon king, but rather the so-called clothes hanger! When the birds have all flown away, the clothes hanger is hidden away…

Watching the elf lady's dashing departing figure, Alicia couldn't help but marvel at how beautiful she was, and how she exuded a captivating fragrance.

"A fragrance?" Upon hearing this, the uncle told them a harsh reality: "Not long ago, she reeked of the stench of a swamp."

"Nani—!!"

"And she even said herself that, as a seasoned adventurer, she often goes a month without showering."

"Nani—!!"

[The uncle's words shattered all the beautiful illusions the trio of heroes had of the elf lady, and a disheveled image slowly began to emerge in their minds.]

Grand Carnival World

"I just left, and now my reputation is ruined again, Miss Elf." Mashu sighed heavily, her voice tinged with helplessness.

"What I said is all true, but it's so easy for people to misunderstand..."

It's true that you reek of swamp stench, but Uncle, could you at least tell me about the fact that Miss Elf fell into the swamp?

The omission of this crucial part will unconsciously lead people to fill in the causal relationship in their minds.

To the trio of heroes, this was interpreted as: "The elf lady often doesn't bathe for a month, so she smells like a swamp."

"Don't worry, Mashu! Because..."

Gudako raised her hand to indicate that she didn't need to worry too much, then suddenly her whole demeanor became sharp and serious, like a tough guy: "This is a trial!"

"Forget it, senpai." Mashu was speechless and sighed wearily, "I'm too lazy to even comment on your JoJo references."

Although the elf girl's image in their eyes had plummeted, the kind-hearted Alicia was still somewhat worried: "Isn't it too dangerous to let the elf go alone?"

"Don't worry about her." The uncle, fully aware of the elves' strength, wasn't worried at all. He was far more concerned about something else.

"Is this inn safe against monsters? The owners don't seem to have the capability to deal with them."

Leica reassured her uncle not to worry too much: "This inn was built with divine power, so as long as you don't deliberately let monsters in, everything will be fine."

[As soon as he finished speaking, Edgar suddenly smelled something burning: "Hmm? What's that burnt smell?"]

The four looked in the direction from which the smell was coming and found that the hot spring inn had been mercilessly engulfed by flames, and through the fire, they could still see the silhouettes of many monsters.

[One of the monsters, resembling a gorilla, even bore a striking resemblance to my uncle.]

"A hypnotic beast?!" Alicia's pupils constricted sharply upon recognizing the monster, only to find the shopkeeper's daughter standing in the doorway with her eyes rolled back.

"This is a hypnotic beast? Okay, now I finally understand why Uncle is considered a monster by the locals in this other world. What are you doing, Jojo?!"

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Seeing the hot spring inn invaded by monsters in the blink of an eye, the people from other worlds were a bit annoyed. It was exactly what they feared; these monsters really knew how to pick their moments.

The Elf, one of the team's main damage dealers, is absent. As for the strength of the three heroes, they haven't even left the starting village yet, so they'll just have to keep training...

So, the only one here who can fight these monsters is my uncle?!

And they also have to protect the boss's family and keep an eye on the safety of the trio of heroes. Okay, this is a high-level game!

Seeing this, Alicia and the others immediately went into battle mode. Edgar provided cover, while she and Lyca went to disarm their boss's plane.

Seeing this, Uncle "Relokasradserd" didn't sit idly by either. He tried to use water magic on the raging fire...

But after several attempts, no matter how hard I tried, the magic didn't react at all.

"Those are Demon-Sealing Birds flying in the sky!" Alicia anxiously reminded everyone, "We can't use magic unless we kill them."

Seeing that the Demon-Sealing Bird was about to fly away and hide, Edgar and Lyca immediately became anxious: "Quickly, chase after it! It will be troublesome if it hides!"

Seeing this, Jingwen and Tenggong's hearts sank into their throats; the situation looked dire!

“Indeed.” Uncle nodded calmly. “My physical education grades are usually around 2 or 3 points. Without the aid of magic, I’m completely useless.”

[As he spoke, the uncle in the middle of the screen had barely run a few steps before he was already exhausted, even his running posture was rather awkward, as if he might collapse at any moment.]

"Hiss, a Demon-Sealing Bird?! How can there be such a buggy monster? It's a mage's nightmare! It's way too overpowered. If it doesn't get nerfed, how can we play...?"

"Good heavens, those monsters are actually playing Little Biao's deck, Silence Magician, that's just too creepy!"

Watching their uncle's rather flamboyant running style, the people from other worlds fell silent. That running style... it felt so much like that of a top-tier cursed spirit...

Also, I know that guys who stay at home might not be very physically fit, but with your 2-3 points in physical education, well, let's just say someone could walk faster than you, Uncle!

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