Academy City World 86th World
"Don't be so discouraged, you're still better than him!" Misaka Mikoto looked at the expressionless Misaki Shokuhou, and the corners of her mouth involuntarily turned up.
Then, with his shoulders trembling slightly and barely suppressing a laugh, Yang pretended to be serious and continued to tease, "Although you two are evenly matched in sports, your running form is better than his!"
"Hahaha--!"
After saying that, Misaka Mikoto couldn't hold back any longer and burst out laughing, while patting Misaki Shokuhou on the shoulder.
Honestly, if Misaki Shokuhou were to have a running race with her uncle, the evenly matched contest would be quite a spectacle.
Misaki Shokuhou 5.0, with a friendly smile, deliberately straightened her back and taunted through gritted teeth, "Yeah, after all, I'm running with weights! Unlike someone else, hehe!"
"..." The smile on Misaka's face vanished instantly. "I drink Musashino milk every day, I'll have it sooner or later!"
Emiya Family's Meal World
Seeing her uncle almost collapse from exhaustion even without running, Rin Tohsaka's lips twitched speechlessly: "So, how many buff spells does this guy usually cast on himself?"
R's gaze lingered for a moment on his uncle, who was practically exhausted, before he said earnestly, "It looks like quite a lot."
Without the blessing of all magic, my uncle's abysmal physical strength was fully exposed; it felt like even an old man could run faster than him.
"There's nothing we can do about it. After all, the ability to seal demons is simply too difficult to counter." Ilya shook her head regretfully.
The others present were speechless upon hearing this. Without magic, magicians like Rin Tohsaka would lose most of their abilities.
Because she still has half of the devilish muscles of Rin, she can still fight, while someone like Shirou would be completely useless!
As for my uncle... well, he's in his forties and fifties, and his health is only that of an eighty-year-old; we can't count on him.
Chapter 1103 Landing in water...ice? A laughably incredible move!
While Uncle was exhausted from chasing the Demon-Sealing Bird, Lyca and Edgar, in the center of the battlefield, eagerly stepped in front of the monster.
“How I miss those days, Edgar! But we’re not the same as when we depended on that man…”
"Yeah, that guy may look scary, but we became stronger because we admired his strength!"
[Faced with the terrifying monster before them, Lyca and Edgar showed no fear whatsoever; instead, they spoke with great anticipation about a certain man.]
[Upon reading this, Jingwen and Tenggong both looked at their uncle with excitement: "These words are definitely referring to you, Uncle! They really admire you."]
"What...wait, really?" Deeply moved, the uncle was somewhat at a loss for words, never expecting to be so respected.
Hearing Lyca and Edgar's praise, the uncle blushed and lowered his head shyly, saying, "Oh, that's not true at all, it's such an exaggeration."
Another World Quartet World
Seeing the admiring looks on Lyca and Edgar's faces, Subaru Natsuki felt very gratified: "I never imagined that my uncle was so admired. Things are finally getting better!"
Having grown accustomed to seeing his uncle getting beaten up everywhere, the unexpected praise was quite a surprise to him...
"Really? But I feel like something's not quite right." Kazuma paused for a moment, then looked suspicious. "Something just feels off."
After so many videos, he's evolved from being fooled time and time again, and now he's the same as version 225.11...
His intuition told him that such a vague statement was most likely a misunderstanding!
"Hahaha, Kars, are you an idiot?" Aqua put one hand on her hip, covered her mouth, and laughed rudely. "You look terrifying and are incredibly strong. Even I can guess that you're your uncle!"
Even Tanya and Ainz nodded in agreement. Most importantly, their uncle had saved them time and time again when they were in the most danger, so it was only natural that the two of them admired him.
Seeing Aqua's mocking expression, all her doubts vanished, replaced by a genuine smile: "Thank you so much, Aqua..."
Aqua was completely taken aback by Kazuma's attitude and subconsciously nodded: "Ah, umm, you're welcome."
Even the others were somewhat taken aback, rubbing their eyes in disbelief, wondering if they were seeing things. This guy was actually thanking Aqua?!
In fact, true gratitude is sincere...
Kazuma was a little unsure just now, but seeing Aqua's confident look, he's now certain—it's definitely a misunderstanding!
Yes, if even Aqua could guess it was her uncle, then it means that the "that guy" they were talking about definitely wasn't her uncle...
Terrifying appearance, immense strength—the answer is clear, it's obviously referring to you, Teacher Tian Yuan!
[As his uncle, deeply moved, scratched his head shyly, Edgar and Lyca revealed the man's name.]
"Beast Hunter, Dordor Rexdor..."
The words had barely left his lips when the smile on his uncle's face froze on the spot.
In an instant, it was as if someone had pressed a mute button on Jingwen's house; the air suddenly became quiet, and even the cicadas chirping outside the window seemed exceptionally clear.
A hint of embarrassment flashed across Jingwen and Tenggong's faces. They opened their mouths, but didn't know how to explain: "I'm...sorry, they were talking about someone else, Uncle."
My uncle looked like a candle that had burned out completely; his shoulders slumped limply. He slowly turned around and dragged his legs, which felt as heavy as if they weighed a ton, toward the toilet.
"I'm going to the restroom. You two... just keep watching."
"Hahaha, poor uncle, he's been driven to despair by his own nephew. He should have a good cry in the bathroom."
"Damn it, I should have known! How could those two brainless, reckless warriors possibly worship a mage?!"
Watching their uncle silently walk towards the restroom, everyone felt a little uncomfortable. Their uncle had already suffered enough; wouldn't it be a bit unethical for him to laugh out loud?
But thinking about it, it makes sense. These two heroes, whose memories are frequently refreshed by their uncle's magic, how could they possibly remember how strong their uncle was?
Just as the uncle retreated to the bathroom, intending to have a good cry, the screen played the unfinished words that Lyca and Edgar had been saying.
"Besides, we can't afford to lose to Kuroki!"
"Although Kuroki has an eccentric temperament, his strength is undeniably formidable, and he is also our target!"
Upon hearing this, Teng Gong and Jing Wen rushed to the toilet door and pounded on it, saying, "Uncle, they're praising you!"
However, the uncle, completely withdrawn, couldn't hear anything anymore, and then a heart-wrenching, desperate sound came from the bathroom.
"Never mind me, you guys watch first—!!" If you listen carefully, you'll hear that besides despair, there's even a hint of crying in his voice.
The two had no choice but to slink back to the living room, but Jingwen believed in his uncle's strength and thought he would pull through: "We trust Uncle, let's just watch and wait for him!"
Although Fujimiya really wanted to loudly condemn Keibun's heartless behavior, she also wanted to know the reason for the subsequent plot, so she obediently sat down.
"Big brother, I don't even want to expose you anymore. That impatient expression of yours clearly shows that you just want to see what happens next."
"Although I know my uncle isn't that fragile, you, my nephew, are really being a bit rude..."
Seeing Jingwen's expectant look, the people from other worlds twitched their lips. Compared to his autistic uncle, the subsequent plot is more intriguing, isn't it?
But the problem is your uncle is withdrawn. Is it really okay for you to watch TV shows without feeling guilty? You'll cry, your uncle will definitely cry!
Meanwhile, in the projection, the uncle was chasing after the Demon-Sealing Bird, reaching in sequence to pull out the talismans hanging from his waist.
"Let me think, it seems to be the order of wind, fire, ice, whatever (Gana)..." Uncle threw a wind talisman behind him, instantly soaring into the air and rushing towards the Demon-Sealing Bird.
As he rapidly approached his target, he switched to a fire talisman, but because the talisman was made of paper, he couldn't throw it while it was in the air.
The uncle had no choice but to place the Flame Talisman on his forehead and charge at the Demon-Sealing Bird.
【boom--】
[With a violent explosion, the uncle, covered in burns, plummeted towards the ground, unleashing an ice spell.]
【boom--】
With a loud thud, Uncle's feet landed firmly on the ice, successfully executing a small combo, but...
[It was obvious that Uncle underestimated the impact of falling from a great height. A tingling sensation instantly shot through the soles of his feet, causing him to clutch his legs and tremble uncontrollably in pain!]
[This scene made both Jingwen and Tenggong gasp; it looked incredibly painful!]
"Hahaha, this is hilarious... Dude, I've seen water land in Minecraft, but I've never seen ice land!"
"That's ruthless. After that combo, Uncle cleverly used the 'landing on water without taking damage' technique... Wait, land on ice? What kind of move is that?"
Seeing their uncle clutching his leg in obvious pain, even though it was very unethical, everyone couldn't hold back their laughter and burst into uncontrollable laughter.
Well, before using ice spells to protect the roof, remember to protect your legs first next time, Uncle!
Falling from that height, anyone would be disoriented! Even if you stomped your foot, you'd get numb too…
The World of Azure (For super exciting novels, visit Feilu Novels!)
"It's a pity that my uncle traveled through time a bit too early and never got to play Minecraft with the water landing feature." Kohei shook his head with some regret: "Otherwise, how could he possibly have used the ice landing feature?"
Although the landing animation and posture are very beautiful, the problem is that landing on ice does not reduce damage!
This is a completely wrong example of how to implement it!
Seeing Kohei's smug expression, like that of a seasoned player, Iori immediately became annoyed: "So, what's your brilliant idea? Master."
"That's a good question, Kitahara!" Kohei looked at Iori with approval and smiled confidently. "I usually eat a golden apple to make sure everything goes smoothly."
Iori nodded: "And then?"
"Then the crucial point is whether you land unharmed." Kohei continued with a serious expression, "Remember to prepare a bucket of water, no more, no less, one bucket is enough!"
"I see, as expected of Kohei!" Iori smiled and placed the bucket and golden apple (liqueur) in Kohei's hands: "Come on, please begin your performance."
Kohei stared silently at the bucket in his hand, then suddenly burst into laughter: "Oh, Kitahara! You're really well prepared, hahaha."
Iori laughed and replied, "You're welcome, it's what I should do, hahaha."
Later...
"Kisama, shine—!!!" Almost without hesitation, Kohei and Iori, their eyes blazing with fury, pressed their foreheads together and wrestled with each other's hands.
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